The Most Desperate Professions

[Mystic007 254]

40 minutes ago, DesperateJill said:

@moiamigo

I don't pee outdoors and the idea of wearing diapers doesn't appeal to me, I pretty much will only go in the toilet and if no toilet is available I just hold it.

but toilets out there carries a lot of illness 😢

I'm basically forced to hold it everytime

[nappypants 1,364]

3 hours ago, Mystic007 said:

but toilets out there carries a lot of illness 😢

I'm basically forced to hold it everytime

Join the diapered side, you won’t look back 😉 

[shydribbles19 597]

15 hours ago, vincp44 said:

These tour leader and teacher desperation stories trigger my mind, obviously...

Imagine these women wearing a diaper and being blunt about it... 😋

Tourist / students keep asking questions... "Sorry now wait a minute, I just gotta..." - stands still for 30 seconds... "Ok now what was your question? 🥰

I've definitely considered how much easier and nicer that would make teaching!

[𝓴𝓪𝓴𝓮 638]

I was a waitress for a while. Definitely some super desperation moments 

[squirmystud 31]

18 minutes ago, 𝓴𝓪𝓴𝓮 said:

I was a waitress for a while. Definitely some super desperation moments 

I'll believe it! It sounds like something out of a fantasy, but one night I was at Hooters during an MMA night... the poor bartender was beyond desperate.  She was practically crossing her legs at the tap pouring pint after pints...

[Angusburger 153]

6 hours ago, squirmystud said:

I'll believe it! It sounds like something out of a fantasy, but one night I was at Hooters during an MMA night... the poor bartender was beyond desperate.  She was practically crossing her legs at the tap pouring pint after pints...

Why didn’t she just go to the restroom since she’s at a resturant? Are you sure she was. Desperate? 
 

must have been fun since hooter girls ussually would show their belly and hence bladder bulge!

[FullBladder85 380]

On 9/1/2023 at 4:43 AM, Mystic007 said:

1)an actor while wearing a "peculiar" costume (see Tom Holland in the new Spiderman, or the cat suit of Jenna Ortega in wednesday)

A few female pop stars have spoken about this issue in the past, with one even admitting that they often have to pee in a bucket before going out onto stage because sitting on the toilet isn't an option in their costume.

I think it was Katy Perry who mentioned years ago that Female Urination Devices like GoGirl are a major help in those costumes.

[Sudoers 111]

On 9/1/2023 at 7:50 PM, moiamigo said:

agreed, I was a lecturer, and drank a lot of coffee and water in a 3h session... was glad there were a lot of toilets nearby

My job requires me to visit sites, and during Covid, I was an essential worker, ie went back to work before everyone else (don't get me started on how many other "essential workers" I saw out & about, but anyway....

Lots of places were closed, ie the normal toilet stops and we were told not to use the toilets at customer's places.  Even to visit the supermarket (where they have toilets and food) I would have to queue for ages.  Once I became so desperate that I found a quiet road, parked by a fence, but there were houses nearby, and I opened the back door of the car for cover and just peed in the gutter.  The relief was.....

You remind me about some field trial work I have involved. We did some experiments on an outdoor site and it usually takes several working days. Sometimes you can find a public bathroom nearby. But sometimes you are surrounded by private buildings and nowhere to pee all day long. Once I witnessed a female colleague had not peed from the morning till 2:00pm o’clock and had to asked to leave the site to find a bathroom.

[Ian Newton 424]

I imagine Exam Invigilators don't often get a chance to relieve themselves. 

[Crazi Mathx 66]

I think in your case there must be some place where they can relieve themselves... assuming they are men i think it makes it more unnecessary to look for a suitable place. I did read in some websites that teachers of lower classes can face this because they need to keep someone incharge of the kids and sometimes its not possible to find a free teacher. Also drivers (all kinds), maybe surgeons too who cant leave for hours or the patient can be in danger, etc

[squirmystud 31]

11 hours ago, Angusburger said:

Why didn’t she just go to the restroom since she’s at a resturant? Are you sure she was. Desperate? 
 

must have been fun since hooter girls ussually would show their belly and hence bladder bulge!

Not sure if you're in the US, but MMA is a pretty big sporting thing here. She was the only bartender and had to pour the drinks for all the tables in the restaurant.  People also tend to drink a lot watching MMA as well.  I was actually sitting at her bar, she did verbally admit needing a break as well.

[DesperateJill 3,728]

@Sudoers

"You remind me about some field trial work I have involved. We did some experiments on an outdoor site and it usually takes several working days. Sometimes you can find a public bathroom nearby. But sometimes you are surrounded by private buildings and nowhere to pee all day long. Once I witnessed a female colleague had not peed from the morning till 2:00pm o’clock and had to asked to leave the site to find a bathroom."

I can honestly say I have learned the hard way that if you're a person who likes peeing whenever you want being a woman who does outdoor fieldwork is a living nightmare for your bladder! Even more frustrating is when there is a bathroom but the line is either prohibitively long or the bathroom was closed and you are standing there right by a bathroom is not open and you wish you could use it, and then you'll see some other people who will maybe chat with you for a while, but then they basically are going home to use the bathroom, but you are supposed to stay there on site. I feel like one of those English guards at Buckingham palace who has to just stay there and hold on until it's time to check out!

[huberp76 3,955]

On 9/3/2023 at 11:55 PM, squirmystud said:

I'll believe it! It sounds like something out of a fantasy, but one night I was at Hooters during an MMA night... the poor bartender was beyond desperate.  She was practically crossing her legs at the tap pouring pint after pints...

I know that sounds bad, but desperate bartender and desperate waitresses are very sexy.

[MossIcon 30]

I work at the railway. I'm directly on the platform so you'd think we always have access to a restroom nearby but the reality is being severely understaffed and always needing to have at least one person on watch per section (17 terminus platforms divided into three sections on the main concourse) it often means we need to wait quite a while until a call for getting, umh... relieved is being answered. Can't wear diapers though because it also entails a lot of running and walking.