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A wetter take on rapid desperation


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In a reddit thread that had nothing to do with peeing, a user mentioned hotel pools that have a bar in the pool. If you've never seen one, the basic idea is a bar built into the pool such that the bar top itself as well as everything behind the bar are dry, but the water comes up to just below that level, with the bar stools being fully under water. Anyway, another user replied something along the lines of, "oh, you mean a piss bar? You can't tell me a bunch of people are hanging out drinking in a pool all day and they all get out to use the bathroom. I'll pass on swimming in that grossness." Obviously they didn't care for the idea, but it got me thinking.

The usual method for rapid desperation for the one of you that doesn't know yet, is to drink a glass of water every 15 minutes while using the toilet as often as needed until you're ready to start holding. After a couple hours, your kidneys will be running full throttle and your bladder will fill up in minutes. My idea was to do this in the pool bar. Instead of peeing when you start feeling the need to, you could stay fully relaxed and just pee freely during the ramp-up phase. Then, when it's time to hold, your body would be very comfortable with peeing where you sat, plus you're kinda tipsy by now, so an accident would probably happen extremely quickly. There wouldn't be any need to clean up or anything, either, so you could actually keep going and have multiple complete accidents in a row. Knowing how the ability to hold gets worn out when you push it that hard, I imagine that you'd be more or less incontinent by the time you left the pool. Like, you'd probably have to just plan on wetting your bed that night and your pants once or twice the next day.

Anyway, I'm not sure how safe it would be to push your bladder like that. Also not sure how you guys feel about pool peeing, since you're kind of peeing on unwitting bystanders but also at least half of them are probably doing it too. Anyone have any experiences like this, even if they may not be as extreme as what I laid out?

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