Acura17 311 Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 I thought of something that could be fun. Let's get some omo/pee rhymes going! I will start with the first rhyme, and you can either: Quote that rhyme and add to it, and/or submit your own rhyme, which can also be quoted and added to. Here goes! See Suzette? Her pants are wet. She said it's sweat- it's pee I bet! Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 Don't be bashful, join the fun. Let's rhyme about what's known as "number one". Who's included? Everyone! Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 (edited) On our last date, I asked her to rate me as a mate. After a sip of her wine & a bite of her steak, she responded "you're not a six or a seven, URINATE!" I laughed so hard, I spit food on my plate! Edited February 26, 2023 by Acura17 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted February 25, 2023 Author Share Posted February 25, 2023 I once knew a boy (lets call him "Frank") who played a terrible prank. He peed in a bottle that his sister drank. In a bottle labeled Apple Juice, he unzippered his pants and let loose. Frank did other things that were very wrong; it's sad but true, he's now where he belongs. Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted February 26, 2023 Author Share Posted February 26, 2023 (edited) @moderator For a moment, I thought this was "OT", but as you can see, this post's about pee. unfortunately, it's lacking visibility. Please help move this for me? Merci! Edited February 26, 2023 by Acura17 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted March 1, 2023 Share Posted March 1, 2023 Of course that's what we want to see, rhymes about women soaked with pee. And it would make me really happy, if the lady wears a nappy! Acura17 1 Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted March 1, 2023 Author Share Posted March 1, 2023 Does your pet get upset when you wet? Maybe. When you come in the door and there's piss on the floor, is it something you can't ignore? Quote Link to comment
Acura17 311 Posted March 2, 2023 Author Share Posted March 2, 2023 Here's a poem 'bout working from home Every one left, I'm finally alone, drank two coffees and ate a scone Before I could log in, zoom rings my phone- wish I had known, it's my client in Rome. I get in the zone, proud of my clear Italian That's when my bladder sends me a challenge. No one was there, so I didn't care, I let out a moan and peed in my chair. Please don't fear, I muted myself so they didn't hear, shut off the video, then disappeared! Quote Link to comment
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