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What if there was an agency that required people to submit a report whenever they had a wetting or messing accident?

-All citizens unless exempt must submit an accident report after experiencing a bladder or bowel accident.

-People exempt from this include young children, elderly seniors, and those with medical conditions effecting their bladder or bowels.

-The report is very long and detailed. It takes most about an hour to fill out.

-The questions on the report include but are certainly not limited to: How long were you holding it? What did you drink/eat before? Describe the smell. How did you clean up?

-There exists a separate report for wetting, as well as messing. If a person has both a wetting and a messing accident, they must fill out two reports.

-The report can either be filed online or through a letter. The envelop must be yellow if a wetting occurred and it must be brown if a messing occurred.

-Those who fail to file a report will be fined 30$. If there were witnesses to the accident, or if soiled clothes were discovered and no recent report matches the accident it will be investigated by the agency.

-The results of the report are taken as part of statistical data.

If anyone has any more ideas, has suggestions for questions on the report, or would like to discuss the scenario, feel free to reply.

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1 hour ago, Grandmastery said:

What if there was an agency that required people to submit a report whenever they had a wetting or messing accident?

-All citizens unless exempt must submit an accident report after experiencing a bladder or bowel accident.

-People exempt from this include young children, elderly seniors, and those with medical conditions effecting their bladder or bowels.

-The report is very long and detailed. It takes most about an hour to fill out.

-The questions on the report include but are certainly not limited to: How long were you holding it? What did you drink/eat before? Describe the smell. How did you clean up?

-There exists a separate report for wetting, as well as messing. If a person has both a wetting and a messing accident, they must fill out two reports.

-The report can either be filed online or through a letter. The envelop must be yellow if a wetting occurred and it must be brown if a messing occurred.

-Those who fail to file a report will be fined 30$. If there were witnesses to the accident, or if soiled clothes were discovered and no recent report matches the accident it will be investigated by the agency.

-The results of the report are taken as part of statistical data.

If anyone has any more ideas, has suggestions for questions on the report, or would like to discuss the scenario, feel free to reply.

Perhaps repeated failure to file reports results in limited toilet access, forced diaper usage, or even obligatory public wetting (arrested, put in stocks, fed diuretics/laxatives depending on severity of the offense, and broadcasted on TV).

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47 minutes ago, WetterMesser said:

Perhaps repeated failure to file reports results in limited toilet access, forced diaper usage, or even obligatory public wetting (arrested, put in stocks, fed diuretics/laxatives depending on severity of the offense, and broadcasted on TV).

definitely the public humiliation wettings for wetting fine dodgers. maybe there are bounties or undercover snitches who try to catch people who don't report accidents, as i imagine that would be quite common.

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18 hours ago, Grandmastery said:

What if there was an agency that required people to submit a report whenever they had a wetting or messing accident?

-All citizens unless exempt must submit an accident report after experiencing a bladder or bowel accident.

-People exempt from this include young children, elderly seniors, and those with medical conditions effecting their bladder or bowels.

-The report is very long and detailed. It takes most about an hour to fill out.

-The questions on the report include but are certainly not limited to: How long were you holding it? What did you drink/eat before? Describe the smell. How did you clean up?

-There exists a separate report for wetting, as well as messing. If a person has both a wetting and a messing accident, they must fill out two reports.

-The report can either be filed online or through a letter. The envelop must be yellow if a wetting occurred and it must be brown if a messing occurred.

-Those who fail to file a report will be fined 30$. If there were witnesses to the accident, or if soiled clothes were discovered and no recent report matches the accident it will be investigated by the agency.

-The results of the report are taken as part of statistical data.

If anyone has any more ideas, has suggestions for questions on the report, or would like to discuss the scenario, feel free to reply.

I amโ€ฆ.90% sure thats all illegal but sounds entertaining enough

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The important question is: how would they verify that we did not break the law?

The first thing that occurs to me is like in the "Shimoneta" anime where they controlled insults and profanity with a collar that detected the audio, I suppose that in a similar case they would have to put a seatbelt on us or some chip that detects when we go to the bathroom and detect that we are not connected to a toilet which should have a signal receiver and automatically demand a photo of where we went to the bathroom and detect whether or not we dropped our pants and if it detects that we did in our pants it sends us a fine by email.

If so, probably many of us would be part of a revolutionary guerrilla fighting to piss ourselves and shit our pants using tricks to hack receivers and cheat the system.

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