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1 hour ago, solous.persona said:

Have you been on a cruise before? I have some tips based on the mistakes I made when I went on mine. Just practical stuff that I didn't consider beforehand.

I have but any tips are always appreciated. 

1 hour ago, solous.persona said:

Have you been on a cruise before? I have some tips based on the mistakes I made when I went on mine. Just practical stuff that I didn't consider beforehand.

Yes definitely bringing lots of diapers and don’t want to be to public about wetting for that reason. 

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55 minutes ago, Taco124 said:

I have but any tips are always appreciated. 

Yes definitely bringing lots of diapers and don’t want to be to public about wetting for that reason. 

The best advice I can give is to invest in just a cheap WATERPROOF(not "Water Resistant") analog watch, set to the Ship's Time. That way you eliminate as many variables as possible and you ALWAYS know what time it is.

The other bit of advice is based solely on where your cruise is gonna go. I was on a Carribean cruise. My advice is to give your Room Steward a $5er before you go on any Excursions, and ask them to keep a fresh supply of ice in the Ice Bucket throughout the day, and then leave whatever Aloe Vera-based sunburn relief products you prefer to use on ice all day. The Steward may or may not take the cash, but at least ask to see if that's not too much to ask for.

I'm half Mexican and even my Aztec Genes were no match for 6 hours of snorkeling in the Tropical Sun! I was so sunburnt on my shoulders and back I could barely wear a shirt. I would just say "Wear Sunblock" but I personally think that stuff's made thru Black Magick and the help of some Eldritch Horror beyond our comprehension.

Other than that...DBAA, Have Fun, and Safe Travels! 😃

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35 minutes ago, solous.persona said:

The best advice I can give is to invest in just a cheap WATERPROOF(not "Water Resistant") analog watch, set to the Ship's Time. That way you eliminate as many variables as possible and you ALWAYS know what time it is.

The other bit of advice is based solely on where your cruise is gonna go. I was on a Carribean cruise. My advice is to give your Room Steward a $5er before you go on any Excursions, and ask them to keep a fresh supply of ice in the Ice Bucket throughout the day, and then leave whatever Aloe Vera-based sunburn relief products you prefer to use on ice all day. The Steward may or may not take the cash, but at least ask to see if that's not too much to ask for.

I'm half Mexican and even my Aztec Genes were no match for 6 hours of snorkeling in the Tropical Sun! I was so sunburnt on my shoulders and back I could barely wear a shirt. I would just say "Wear Sunblock" but I personally think that stuff's made thru Black Magick and the help of some Eldritch Horror beyond our comprehension.

Other than that...DBAA, Have Fun, and Safe Travels! 😃

Thanks definitely appreciate the tips. 

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You should lay on a sun lounger in your swimsuit and slowly discretely pee, get out of the pool with water dripping off you and pee whilst you walk, peeing off deck into the sea would be epic but not sure how doable, find some outdoor places to pee once off the ship - you're in a foreign country so you have the excuse of not knowing where a nearby toilet was! Enjoy and update us when you're back! 

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Spend one of your days at sea Holdin'. At some point durin' the later stages of Desparation see how long you can hang by one of the pools. After that, head to the Casino(I don't know if those come Standard but the Ship I was on had more than half of a whole Deck dedicated to one. I guess use a Sports Bar or somethin' as a replacement?). Find the cheapest Slot Machine furthest away from any entrances/exits and see how much Penny-Slots and Free Drinks you can take.

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3 hours ago, PattyWets said:

Peeing through your swimsuit while sitting on the beach.

Definitely a must do! Probably will happen multiple times😂

3 hours ago, solous.persona said:

Spend one of your days at sea Holdin'. At some point durin' the later stages of Desparation see how long you can hang by one of the pools. After that, head to the Casino(I don't know if those come Standard but the Ship I was on had more than half of a whole Deck dedicated to one. I guess use a Sports Bar or somethin' as a replacement?). Find the cheapest Slot Machine furthest away from any entrances/exits and see how much Penny-Slots and Free Drinks you can take.

Oh that’s a good idea! Lots of drinking and holding. 

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Well, as a drinker (of alcohol), I usually wash out like a bottle of shampoo or something not alcohol related, and put something I want in my room, in there.  Drinks are expensive on the cruise and they will get their share.  At least with me.  But I buy the unlimited soda card and take a couple of sodas back to my cabin at night and continue drinking.  Use the diapers at night for sure, then for exhibitionism, take an evening stroll up on deck while wearing/wetting.  

Of course, there is that video of the girl sunbathing during the day and just letting loose through her swimsuit where they put out the cones around her.  Repeating that would send the community here into flips, lol.  

Regardless, have fun and enjoy.  

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25 minutes ago, Redd said:

Well, as a drinker (of alcohol), I usually wash out like a bottle of shampoo or something not alcohol related, and put something I want in my room, in there.  Drinks are expensive on the cruise and they will get their share.  At least with me.  But I buy the unlimited soda card and take a couple of sodas back to my cabin at night and continue drinking.  Use the diapers at night for sure, then for exhibitionism, take an evening stroll up on deck while wearing/wetting.  

Of course, there is that video of the girl sunbathing during the day and just letting loose through her swimsuit where they put out the cones around her.  Repeating that would send the community here into flips, lol.  

Regardless, have fun and enjoy.  

I haven't seen a Drinkin' Hack like that since my 20s. Well done!

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4 hours ago, Redd said:

Well, as a drinker (of alcohol), I usually wash out like a bottle of shampoo or something not alcohol related, and put something I want in my room, in there.  Drinks are expensive on the cruise and they will get their share.  At least with me.  But I buy the unlimited soda card and take a couple of sodas back to my cabin at night and continue drinking.  Use the diapers at night for sure, then for exhibitionism, take an evening stroll up on deck while wearing/wetting.  

Of course, there is that video of the girl sunbathing during the day and just letting loose through her swimsuit where they put out the cones around her.  Repeating that would send the community here into flips, lol.  

Regardless, have fun and enjoy.  

Yes definitely will be getting the drinks package. But bringing lots of diapers for late night walks.

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On 10/19/2022 at 2:19 PM, solous.persona said:

The best advice I can give is to invest in just a cheap WATERPROOF(not "Water Resistant") analog watch, set to the Ship's Time. That way you eliminate as many variables as possible and you ALWAYS know what time it is.

The other bit of advice is based solely on where your cruise is gonna go. I was on a Carribean cruise. My advice is to give your Room Steward a $5er before you go on any Excursions, and ask them to keep a fresh supply of ice in the Ice Bucket throughout the day, and then leave whatever Aloe Vera-based sunburn relief products you prefer to use on ice all day. The Steward may or may not take the cash, but at least ask to see if that's not too much to ask for.

I'm half Mexican and even my Aztec Genes were no match for 6 hours of snorkeling in the Tropical Sun! I was so sunburnt on my shoulders and back I could barely wear a shirt. I would just say "Wear Sunblock" but I personally think that stuff's made thru Black Magick and the help of some Eldritch Horror beyond our comprehension.

Other than that...DBAA, Have Fun, and Safe Travels! 😃

A tip for next time to help avoid a sun burn while snorkeling is to wear long sleeve pajamas and pajama pants. They are easy to swim in and help cover your skin and protect it from the sun. Another good option is to wear a pair of tight fitting jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt. 

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6 hours ago, WetAndMuddyFun said:

A tip for next time to help avoid a sun burn while snorkeling is to wear long sleeve pajamas and pajama pants. They are easy to swim in and help cover your skin and protect it from the sun. Another good option is to wear a pair of tight fitting jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt. 

Never thought of that. 

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6 hours ago, TheLoneRanger said:

Just remember, your stuck with all these people for the entire time you are on the boat.

 

It's not like you can quickly get away.

Obviously if the sea gets rougher, or the weather turns wet, nobody will likely notice, if you are also wet.

Yes definitely! Completely understand and would never do anything to make others uncomfortable. Still want to have fun though.

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On 10/20/2022 at 4:53 PM, Redd said:

Well, as a drinker (of alcohol), I usually wash out like a bottle of shampoo or something not alcohol related, and put something I want in my room, in there.  Drinks are expensive on the cruise and they will get their share.  At least with me.  But I buy the unlimited soda card and take a couple of sodas back to my cabin at night and continue drinking.

haha Everclear go brrrrrrr

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