DesperateJill 3,781 Posted August 9, 2022 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 9, 2022 @rebeljaffa "Fair enough, I should have researched and seen the hoax." I thought it was a true story myself. I remember reading a long time ago and then I googled Swedish man dies after having sex with beehive trying to find the story again so that I could link to it but the first result that came up was from that fact checkers site that said that it was a hoax. It's a pretty believable story honestly, I mean I think there would be plenty of people who would be stupid enough to actually do that, never underestimate human stupidity! I have never heard of anybody sticking their penis in an electric socket but the closest I came was one time in eighth grade in art class there was this really stupid kid in our class named Mark who stuck a protractor in the outlet and sparks went flying all over the place. But he's the kind of person who I think would be stupid enough to try something like sticking his penis in an electric socket. "Inside your lady parts?! Oh my God! I suspect it couldn't happen and rather a bee than a wasp maybe... I have had one bee sting in my life and it was horrible! Nowhere near my bits..." I stepped on a bee when I was seven years old and ever since then I have been fanatically paranoid about bees and have never taken a chance. I don't even really like spending a lot of time outside when there are bees around. But I was so glad when I missed out on my day of work being sick one time because that was fortunately the day I was absent was the day that my coworkers encountered a beehive. They didn't get stung or anything horrible like that but just being near one would be enough to give me a panic attack honestly. Like one time when I was younger my dad found like this dead bees nest that was completely empty and everything and he brought it home to show me and I am like get that thing away from me! He was saying that he obviously wouldn't have brought it home if there were actual bees in it but just seeing that it was enough to terrify me ever since I saw that movie My Girl where the kid gets stung to death by the bees. But yeah I sort of had this paranoid fear. Like in 1984 Winston's fear was that he was afraid of rats so they put that cage of rats on his head so that they could bite his face off. For me my thing would have been like they put a funnel on the hole to a bees nest into my snatch with the other end at the opening of the beehive and shake it up. I know that such a deranged thought to have but it's something that honestly terrifies me to think about! Quote Link to comment
John 3 Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, DesperateJill said: @rebeljaffa "Fair enough, I should have researched and seen the hoax." I thought it was a true story myself. I remember reading a long time ago and then I googled Swedish man dies after having sex with beehive trying to find the story again so that I could link to it but the first result that came up was from that fact checkers site that said that it was a hoax. It's a pretty believable story honestly, I mean I think there would be plenty of people who would be stupid enough to actually do that, never underestimate human stupidity! I have never heard of anybody sticking their penis in an electric socket but the closest I came was one time in eighth grade in art class there was this really stupid kid in our class named Mark who stuck a protractor in the outlet and sparks went flying all over the place. But he's the kind of person who I think would be stupid enough to try something like sticking his penis in an electric socket. "Inside your lady parts?! Oh my God! I suspect it couldn't happen and rather a bee than a wasp maybe... I have had one bee sting in my life and it was horrible! Nowhere near my bits..." I stepped on a bee when I was seven years old and ever since then I have been fanatically paranoid about bees and have never taken a chance. I don't even really like spending a lot of time outside when there are bees around. But I was so glad when I missed out on my day of work being sick one time because that was fortunately the day I was absent was the day that my coworkers encountered a beehive. They didn't get stung or anything horrible like that but just being near one would be enough to give me a panic attack honestly. Like one time when I was younger my dad found like this dead bees nest that was completely empty and everything and he brought it home to show me and I am like get that thing away from me! He was saying that he obviously wouldn't have brought it home if there were actual bees in it but just seeing that it was enough to terrify me ever since I saw that movie My Girl where the kid gets stung to death by the bees. But yeah I sort of had this paranoid fear. Like in 1984 Winston's fear was that he was afraid of rats so they put that cage of rats on his head so that they could bite his face off. For me my thing would have been like they put a funnel on the hole to a bees nest into my snatch with the other end at the opening of the beehive and shake it up. I know that such a deranged thought to have but it's something that honestly terrifies me to think about! I wouldn't blame you for being scared of bees or especially wasps, that movie was depressing and 1984 was sad too. Talking about bees "going down there" did you know that apparently Egyptian women used a rod full of bees as a sex toy? They would shake it to irritate the bees and make it vibrate. It's the only explanation historians could think of for it. Quote Link to comment
DesperateJill 3,781 Posted August 9, 2022 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 9, 2022 @John "I wouldn't blame you for being scared of bees or especially wasps, that movie was depressing and 1984 was sad too. Talking about bees "going down there" did you know that apparently Egyptian women used a rod full of bees as a sex toy? They would shake it to irritate the bees and make it vibrate. It's the only explanation historians could think of for it." I remember when we were reading 1984 and the teacher asked everyone in the class what would be in their room 101 and I was pretty quick to say bees! I did not know that about Egyptian women, I learn something new and strange every day, and I have to say that sex toys have certainly come a long way in the last 5000 years. Still the idea of putting those in your snatch like that is just my God so horrifying. I mean even if they were inside of it to and they were just vibrating just having them that close would be enough to probably give me a heart attack! And just for the record I write lots of crazy and disgusting things and watch some of the most extreme movies and everything but I have found that that's really the where I draw the line. What is something that would even cause me to turn my head away in revulsion or disgust finding it hard to watch and I have to say it's definitely bees going around the nether regions, that's my limit! Quote Link to comment
OmegaButtercup 421 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 I think it would be fun to wave it back and forth, spraying piss everywhere. Also most of these fantasies can probably be achieved with an stp (stand to pee) packer. It's basically a silicone funnel in the shape of a penis. Can be pretty expensive, but fun. NormalPeople and Ms. Tito 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Michelley 110 Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 On 8/8/2022 at 2:33 PM, Finishuser4444 said: "Vagina owners" Dumbest fucking term ive ever heard. I suppose "AFABs" would have been a better term...? On 8/7/2022 at 11:40 PM, Kiwi_Rebecca_C said: I would definitely try to hold my pee as long as possible to see how it would feel and then I might try to grab it to stop the flow or something stupid 🙃 I've never tried doing that when I'm at my limit and involuntarily losing it lol, it might explode if you did that. XD On 8/8/2022 at 10:15 PM, TomatoNLettuce said: What are you talking about, the vagina owns me. It really is like that lol On 8/8/2022 at 3:51 PM, deviatedseptum said: oh my I would have loads of fun with a penis. aside from my gender dysphoria being largely eliminated, I would wet less and try to make myself desperate enough to pee in bottles or things like that. with a vagina, it's possible but far too messy and difficult to do frequently. that's why I prefer wetting myself or containers with semi large openings. in a way, it's probably a good thing I don't have a dick lol, because if I did, I would absolutely have to indulge in my fantasies, and I would have ruined so many things in my house Honestly brings back memories of being 13 and obsessed with peeing in things I shouldn't be peeing in lmao Ms. Tito 1 Quote Link to comment
Finishuser4444 42 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Yes, Female would have been a better term 1 hour ago, Michelley said: I suppose "AFABs" would have been a better term...? Ms. Tito, BabyDreams and muaddib666 2 1 Quote Link to comment
OmegaButtercup 421 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Finishuser4444 said: Yes, Female would have been a better term Not everyone with a vagina is a woman. Ms. Tito and dandeliontea 2 Quote Link to comment
Hamr 181 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 33 minutes ago, OmegaButtercup said: Not everyone with a vagina is a woman. Not all anatomic women currently have vaginas (due to illness, etc). There's never going to be a perfect term for everything. BabyDreams 1 Quote Link to comment
Finishuser4444 42 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Not but every female has one. Quote Link to comment
Stanley79 636 Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 Having a penis I'm very much aware 1. Putting it in unsuitable places generally produces discomfort. 2. If I want to pee on a household item without getting pee on the surroundings, the item needs placement in the shower. Peeing on things gets boring anyway. 3. Dried semen near the outlet completely defeats aiming attempts. Quote Link to comment
Finishuser4444 42 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 But you cant just identify as something that you arent, as being a female is something that you cannot change as it is biologically assinged at birth, you can and you should be allowed to identify as a woman even if you arent female, but you cannot change the fact that if you were born female, you stay female, as female/male are a biological sexes and woman/man are the social construcs known as gender. There are ceratin things about yourself that are impossible to change, biological sex is one of them. 2 hours ago, PrincessPEEach said: Not everyone who identifies as female has a vagina and not everyone who has a vagina identifies as female Ms. Tito and muaddib666 1 1 Quote Link to comment
hemakesherwet 52 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 On 8/8/2022 at 11:33 PM, Finishuser4444 said: "Vagina owners" Dumbest fucking term ive ever heard. Well, there are too many gender variations out there, how otherwise would you create an umbrella term for all of them. Ms. Tito and Lisk 2 Quote Link to comment
wettingman 1,585 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/9/2022 at 2:54 PM, DesperateJill said: @rachelkirwan "I've said it once and I'll say it again, if I had a penis for a day, I'd stick it in EVERYTHING!" Everything? Personally I'd avoid beehives and electric outlets! Lol . Sounds like a drunken tic tock challenge. DesperateJill 1 Quote Link to comment
BB1BBB 173 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/9/2022 at 7:44 PM, LizJWetting said: Peeing on and in things, just becuase I can. You still can. You've just got to be more creative 😄 Quote Link to comment
KozmoFox 5,644 Posted August 12, 2022 👮 Moderator Share Posted August 12, 2022 The transphobic user has been temp banned, please use them as a benchmark example of how not to use this thread. Thank you. WetMoth, pogbernard, Ms. Tito and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment
Lisk 932 Posted August 12, 2022 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/7/2022 at 1:46 AM, Weather said: Lol petition to call penis owners "Penisites" PENIS MEISTER! Weather 1 Quote Link to comment
BabyDreams 169 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/7/2022 at 5:05 PM, Dalige said: And try male squirt 🤭 What's a male squirt? 🤨 You mean like an ejaculation? Or something weird? Quote Link to comment
Zayralius 87 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, BabyDreams said: What's a male squirt? 🤨 You mean like an ejaculation? Or something weird? You could try to find a few videos on like pornhub. It's a form of stimulation of the tip after pulling down the foreskin. It's VERY sensible there and you can have an awesome feeling of it. In those videos it's (normally) done after the ejaculation and you squirt a liquid out of your prostate and even your pee. When I sometimes do it I tend to do it before ejaculating but with a full bladder as I get a better feeling out of it, because after ejaculating for me it just hurts and I don't get any pleasure of it. I guess if you are circumsised it could be very hard/impossible to achieve it as the tip shouldn't be that sensitive. Quote Link to comment
Antispam 307 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Im just commenting that Vagina Owners makes it sound like you buy them at the store and i cant Unthink that Ms. Tito, Lisk, vincp44 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Lisk 932 Posted August 13, 2022 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted August 13, 2022 5 hours ago, Antispam said: Im just commenting that Vagina Owners makes it sound like you buy them at the store and i cant Unthink that No, it's a pet. Like "cat owner", but- Wait... cat... pussy... How didn't I realize it sooner! ola93, vincp44 and Antispam 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Antispam 307 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 17 hours ago, Lisk said: No, it's a pet. Like "cat owner", but- Wait... cat... pussy... How didn't I realize it sooner! YOUVE CRACKED THE CODE WIDE OPEN! Lisk 1 Quote Link to comment
uguisuAnn 65 Posted August 14, 2022 Share Posted August 14, 2022 It is difficult to say which is the true owner. The vagina and its friends are conspiring with the moon to control me. I welcome people who value their gender. Our culture is fun too. (My opinion is not very convincing as I live in a country where the Global Gender Gap Report 2022 is ranked 116th...) It is the mammals that use old hardware architecture such as the sex-determining region Y that are obsolete. It will be replaced by a next-generation architecture in the not-too-distant future. Ms. Tito 1 Quote Link to comment
TheLoneRanger 314 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 8/9/2022 at 10:37 PM, John said: I wouldn't blame you for being scared of bees or especially wasps, that movie was depressing and 1984 was sad too. Talking about bees "going down there" did you know that apparently Egyptian women used a rod full of bees as a sex toy? They would shake it to irritate the bees and make it vibrate. It's the only explanation historians could think of for it. Cleopatra's Vibrator is a myth. A little Google searching and I found this article. Did Cleopatra invent the vibrator? Not quite. In her 1992 Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Brenda Love claimed that Cleopatra (69-30 BC) used a gourd filled with bees to stimulate her genitals, similar to a vibrator (4). This idea has been repeated and reprinted in many popular histories of vibrators. Historian Helen King says that there’s no evidence that this actually happened. Love’s book does not cite any sources, and there are no ancient writings or archeological finds that mention Cleopatra’s supposed invention. Quote Link to comment
TheLoneRanger 314 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 8/7/2022 at 9:56 PM, PrincessPEEach said: I’ve also always wished I could pee in bottles and stuff without making a huge mess 😆 ..... Yeah as a Penis owner, unless the bottle has a large neck it will still make a mess. Possibly a huge mess. With my own experiences I've found that if you try to pee into say a 2 litre coke bottle with the small top. Firstly, unless your very unlucky your penis won't fit through the neck of the bottle. The best you can do is to gather up the foreskin and poke it through but this is quite uncomfortable. Now after doing this and peeing into the bottle, as well as pee, you are displacing the air inside the bottle, but you've blocked up the only air hole with your foreskin. Now as you try to pull your penis out, the bottle explodes like a mentos and coke fountain, and warm pee sprays everywhere. Plastic 1 litre milk jugs are ideal, but your bladder doesn't come with a fuel gauge, so have you got a litre of piss or have you got more. If you're resorting to peeing in a milk jug you've probably got more than a litre in your bladder. So now you've started filling up the jug trying to stop is almost impossible, even if all you want to do is change jug. Michelley 1 Quote Link to comment
Ms. Tito 1,568 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 On 8/6/2022 at 6:46 PM, Weather said: Lol petition to call penis owners "Penisites" Ms. Tito of the Penisite Clan On 8/8/2022 at 10:51 AM, deviatedseptum said: oh my I would have loads of fun with a penis. aside from my gender dysphoria being largely eliminated, I would wet less and try to make myself desperate enough to pee in bottles or things like that. with a vagina, it's possible but far too messy and difficult to do frequently. that's why I prefer wetting myself or containers with semi large openings. in a way, it's probably a good thing I don't have a dick lol, because if I did, I would absolutely have to indulge in my fantasies, and I would have ruined so many things in my house As a fellow trans person who has a penis, the temptation to piss wherever I want is so hard to resist. Quote Link to comment
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