PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 Ok, it was actually Friday night but I've been writing and rewriting this off and on since then and welllllll, there isn't a cute way to say About 2 Night Ago 🤷 and I like a good punchy headline 😉. So. I've been Moody lately. My SO and I are on the ropes. My ego is bruised from a few rejections in various aspects of my life. My bestie is far far away. I'm over analytical. And I am unsatisfied at work. But. But... Ya can't keep a good woman down. I haven't felt like myself in the past 6 years. But I can feel something magical and strong growing inside. Ready to grab the world and it's people by the balls. The optimistic and extroverted half of me is determined and that requires activities! Sometimes that means dragging me out against my will to hear music. Even on the shittiest of nights out, when drama is all around and the scene is weird, the music saves me💓. But Friday night was nothing but smooth sailing with a cherry on top and I thank the universe for that. Some back story: ************************** Sorry, I didn't paste the whole story in. Eek! Here goes: I have a horrible habit of suggesting an activity ahead of time and then when the time finally arrives, cancelling. Especially on Friday nights. After the work week my grand ideas seem really REAALLLLLY impossible. Anybody Else? 😬 I live in a fairly (socially) liberal smallish monied coastal area with a LOT of good local music and musicians. Earlier in the week I saw that one of my fave local bands was going to be performing at a restaurant/lounge I love. They aren't a regular band. They are a bunch of guys from other bands that started a New Orleans style Second Line during Summer 2020 to make some scratch and get their mojo back. And once the restos were allowed to reopen outside two summers ago, these guys would busk around, stopping to play for diners and pass the hat. It made eating out magical. Spacious tables under white twinkly lights, the salt air, that slow sweaty feeling from 2 drinks on a smotheringly hot summer night and that weird sense of camaraderie this shit show has thankfully given us all. They have a great sound. Mostly horns and very funky. A great mix of local young guys with chops and well respected studio musicians just out there, bringing joy. So. THIS band was going to be playing at a fave place to eat dinner. It's a beachy almost Baja vibe with lots of booths and a small raised stage in the front. It's kinda weird setting in the winter,can't lie. Live music every night at 10. So when I found out these guys were playing, I invited ALLLLL my friends and got very few responses. So I just called it off in my head. Until Friday morning when Peg ( yes, the Peg from my city accident from 2015? 2016?) texted me to ask what the plan was. Plan?, I texted. For tonight!, she said. I pointed out she didn't respond to the group text, so plans are off. But then she laid it on THICK. Friends going through divorces want to go HARD when they have a sitter. Like, I can't keep up with these ladies! Peg is divorcing the dick husband from that earlier post, btw🙌 . I tried to weasel my way out of it but to no avail. Fine, I said. So I called to reserve a table and confirm set times. I kinda procrastinated on getting ready. A disco nap. An espresso. Another espresso. Tons of water. Because...well... I'm me🤪 . I bothered to blow dry my hair and put on some makeup. Nothing fancy. I threw on my leopard print above the knee wrap dress I've had forever. Good cleavage, a collar pop and away I went. It was 15 degrees out and we are going to be ON THE OCEAN. But, I hate holding a coat. So, I didn't bring one. I picked Peg up around 8. We got there around 8:30. Because town was quiet (combo of cold plus post Xmas holiday bills plus covid) we got pretty decent parking, maybe 3 blocks south on the same street as the resto. We ran down the sidewalks, freezing and laughing. Burst into the dining room . At dinner we sat in a large round booth towards the back of the dance floor, just the two of us, and ordered a sushi feast with jalapeno pineapple margs. Holy fucking shit balls those margs are in my dreams. We both know a lot of people. So if they were masked ( the town is a covid hotspot) we let them sit and play catch-up. It felt almost holidayish. The place has little lights strung up year round and dim lighting and the vibe is chill and kinda beachy. I was really feeling myself and we could feel a lot of eyes on us and we rose to the occasion. Personally, when I feel like that, I'm in love with the world. I'm radiant and vibrating. I love to tease and flirt, harmlessly ( let's remember I'm not attracted to many people) and so every man, woman, and pup was treated to the best version of me. That town loves it's dogs. The band was setting up as we ate and then started warming up as our plates were cleared. By the time they started the first set the resto was pretty full. Almost SRO in the front and so I'm glad they let us keep our booth. Each booth is elevated and so by kneeling in the booth or standing by our table we were removed from the fray and mouths with a great view of the stage. We danced our asses off. We both studied ballet for 15+ years and love to boogie. Lots of older,sometimes rearranged blues and funk and rock. Great for getting the hips and ass into it. As many of you have seen, those are sizeable assets on me and keep moving even after I stop and so a lot of guys got an ass to the elbow 🤭. Sorry not sorry, fellas! First set blew by. I switched to water half way through. So I had 3 margs in 2 hour. And it was like 10:30. We decided to go pee. Mind you I HAD NO PLANS ON AN ACCIDENT!!!. Yes, I've wet that dress many times before, especially back in the " Mike days" and so when I pick it out of my closet I get tingles and dirty thoughts but that wasn't the idea AT ALL Friday night. Let's pee now, I said. Plus she wanted a ciggy. So we walked to the back where the bathrooms are. They are single bathrooms and the line for men and women was insane. But we knew that secretly that resto was attached to ANOTHER bar and so we quietly slipped out the side just to find THEIR bathrooms just as bad. She suggested she have her cig first and that when we come back the line would be gone. Made sense to me. She smokes American Spirits. Those things take FOREVER. So we slipped out the back and onto the boardwalk. (I'm gonna attempt a map below so y'all can visualize. ) Now we were on a long well lit boardwalk with the restaurants and bars behind us, the sand and raging Atlantic in front of us and a long length of boardwalk to either side of us. The wind was horrible so we had to head north a bit to hide behind a closed ice cream shack so she could spark up. Unbeknownst to her... I was starting to get desperate. 3 margs, 2 waters there. 2 espressos and 1L of water at home and I hadn't peed since home at like 6pm. The cold air was making it bad, quickly. "Come on, Peg, I plead. It's freezing girl." She looked around the shack and into the glass restaurant and noted the line was still there. Ok, fine, I growled as I put my right hand in-between my legs, pushing my dress up into my crotch while she just laughed and we resumed our mildly tipsy debate over supply chain issues and China. Sexy, I know😔. After a couple more minutes I said "Girl, I love ya, but fuck this" kissed the top of her hat ,remember she is 5'0 tall and in heels I'm 6'0 ,and ran inside by myself. I got right on that bathroom line. Only 6 women and 2 dudes. I did the math. If the men's room comes up free and these other ladies don't take it, I will , shamelessly. 3 minutes per person and I could ostensibly be IN a bathroom in 6 minutes!!!! But the line was slowwwww. Ladies,wtf are you doing in there? SERIOUSLY. I'm vain AF and I get in and out. Peg finished her cig and joined me. We were last in line still. I was doing the pee pee dance by then. We women all commiserated. The band was getting back on stage. Meg joked we should just go pee in the sand. Don't tempt me, I muttered through clenched teeth. And it just got worse and worse. I could feel leaking. BTW- I leak now a lot all of a sudden🤷. A new thing for me btw... Being back in the warm inside hadn't calmed my urge. I was still shivering. The horse was out of the barn. It's bad, I told her. Real bad. And then that practical mommy gene we women all seem to have kicked in and with an annoyed sigh she very straightforwardly said " just go outside. This is ridiculous. Fuck this line" . BUT. BUT! Peeing outside with intention is always a mess for me. Even in a dress I drench myself and shoes. I don't think I'm squatting right?!?! I don't angle right. No, I said. And the line moved one more. Down to 3 women and 1 man... And I lost it. Just started dribbling. I let out a sound that she later told me was like when the microwave dings and went running but in heels with my legs tight to prevent a mess which isn't very fast. I managed to get out the back door and onto the boards just as I broke. With that larger step out, the floodgates opened and I quickly moved forward like 10 feet. Sometimes people enter from that side and I didn't want them to have to stand in my pee to do so. The back door has an awning and covered seating area in the summer and in the winter the awning's skeleton is still up and all the tables and chairs are stacked and chained. I kicked off my red suede peep toe 3" heel pumps and just kinda hid in among the tables and chairs. I was mortified. Lots of people walk the boardwalk even on winter nights and the restaurants on either side of us were modern glass blocks. Peg wasn't far behind me. She was dying laughing. Bent over dying as I told her to "stfu up, I swear to God, Peg, I'll kill you " but by now I was doubled over laughing too! It was a long strong pee and as I belly laughed it spurted out even more. This made us both giggle more and then I was kinda wiggling my bottom in different directions as I did it, pissing all over my long pale soft freezing pink chubby legs and adorable feet with a deep burgundy polish on. As the pee ended she pointed out I needed to dry off so she ran in, popped into the waitress station and stole a few cloth napkins. We both wiped me down, then she held my hand for balance as I slipped each heel back on. Well, I feel great, I said as I tossed my hair and we went back inside. The line was gone now. She said she would go pee and told me to go hold down the fort aka our table. " Keep the germy bitches away" is how she said it. I'm on it, I said and dorkily leaned forward with one leg up in the air behind me and my arms out in front like a flying super hero. She laughed and I strode off. I was high off that. My embarrassment bc those others on line KNEW what was happening and then joy bc her response made it fun. So many senses. Air temperature, holding, leaking, hot piss, immediately cold piss,salt air, perfumes, ocean wind. The cold old boards under my feet outside with cold air coming up between each. The steam off my hot sopping pussy. The smells of booze and food. And now the soaking wet bodysuit I had under my dress. It's kinda like Spanx and I love it. I enjoy commando or being almost strapped into my undergarments, nothing in-between. So now I have this wet nylon snap crotch one piece bathing suit like thing with no tit coverage rubbing against my clit and the wetness creeping up my back and tummy. I pushed through the crowd, shoo'd some Basics away from our table and ordered us both waters. She came back and plopped down, a shot for each of us in her paw. It's bad when ya know the bartenders everywhere lol. It was about midnight and I was stone sober. I agreed. Down the hatch with unbroken eye contact, like it should be. Ahhhhh. Whiskey. Mother's milk. My cold body warmed immediately. mmmmm. Back on our feet and danced our asses off til after 1 when we had to go bc of the sitter. So we kissed good byes out of that place and out the FRONT door we went. Even colder now. Runnnnnnnnnnnnnn . I had my shoes off, bare feet on the sidewalk and I could hear her little black combat boots right behind me. The wind was whipping off the ocean and roaring in my ears. The cold made me gasp. Breathless from the cold and exercise ( for us that's a workout) we threw ourselves into the car and I cranked that bitch up. " Seat heaters!" she yelled while scanning all the buttons, looking. I took her finger and pushed it on the button. She asked if I needed a towel or something, remembering my accident. I assured her it had dried. Seriously?she asked, not believing me. Look at these thighs, I said. And then we cracked up about my massive chonky legs and we put our seatbelts on and drove home, debating the politics of teacher tenure ( she is a top secondary teacher in my state and I'm so proud of her) and standardized testing. When we got to her house I asked her if I could come in to... Pee. So barefoot I ran over the driveway and right to the loo. I drive barefoot btw if the shoe is a heel. When I rejoined her the sitter was gone and her 10 year old daughter was awake now. I adore this kid. I covered her in puppy kisses then dashed off. All in all, an amazing night. Different parts of my soul got fed and none of them were in conflict and it was just so.... All I know is when I got home to my empty condo, rinsed my bottom with the wand in the shower and then crawled into bed all warm and clean and soft and naked, that I fell asleep with a smile on my face. I'd really love to have another accident around her and then encourage her to just go behind a bush or in a flowerpot like a normal person pops a squat or cops a squat or WTF that expression is?Anyway. I want that. She doesn't do it for me sexually except for my intense admiration for her, and that's a turn on for me. But I have never though of her sexually and never will. And I don't feel any guilt like I'm involving her in my sexual escapades unknowingly bc she knows I'm a freak and she is one too. I'm so tempted to tell her I'm into this. I think this Spring I can make it happen. Thanks for reading this goddamn NOVEL. Love, Your Princess 😘 **UPDATED TO Include MY SAD Attempt AT A MAP** mustombik, Tellnoone, Wallywick and 17 others 12 8 Quote Link to comment
John_John 483 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 I think you forgot the rest of the story PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
rebeljaffa 562 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Hope you're doing okay. PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, John_John said: I think you forgot the rest of the story Typical blonde moment. Oops. It's on my laptop and I'll fix when I get home. Thanks for pointing it out, xo 1 hour ago, rebeljaffa said: Hope you're doing okay. Yes, thank you @rebeljaffa. I'm very emotional of late but in a Good way. Growth is uncomfortable. I really appreciate you asking though. It's when I DON'T talk about things that ya need to worry🥰 rebeljaffa 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 4 hours ago, John_John said: I think you forgot the rest of the story Fixed it. Sorry 4 hours ago, rebeljaffa said: Hope you're doing okay. Fixed it MikeyW 1 Quote Link to comment
wannawatch 255 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 That was one A-MA-ZING story!! Loved it from start to finish-these "novels" of yours could never be too long, what gives you that idea?? Thanks for sharing. Hope you'll find what you're looking for regarding the changes in your life and personal growth, really wish you the Best! PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 23, 2022 Author Share Posted January 23, 2022 20 minutes ago, wannawatch said: That was one A-MA-ZING story!! Loved it from start to finish-these "novels" of yours could never be too long, what gives you that idea?? Thanks for sharing. Hope you'll find what you're looking for regarding the changes in your life and personal growth, really wish you the Best! Oh thank you. I feel like I overshared in the first half but I'm on this vulnerability kick thing. Not my first time trying that btw. It normally ends prematurely lol. Yeah. Writing this and on the final half hour drive home solo on Friday night, I replayed the evening in my head over and over and short of doing it with a sexual partner or getting a proper schtupping for it when I got home, the night was kinda perfect. I got a little bit of everything. Only good things. Plus I've been dying to have an accident on that boardwalk. But it never works out. Here I didn't even try and tada! waterrat and wannawatch 2 Quote Link to comment
BB1BBB 173 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 I should warn you I’m enormously attracted to vulnerability 🙂 But, lovely story. I enjoyed all the pontificating about your various bail-out options and the impracticality of copping/popping/dropping a squat (I think I might be able to advise, there…). And never apologise for length! The longer the better! PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
wetskipants 840 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Great telling of a great story. Love how you held back the detail of the bodysuit under the dress. Peeing from the confines of a tight bodysuit (even if it does have crotch snaps) is a personal fetish fave of mine. PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 24, 2022 Author Share Posted January 24, 2022 6 hours ago, BB1BBB said: I should warn you I’m enormously attracted to vulnerability 🙂 But, lovely story. I enjoyed all the pontificating about your various bail-out options and the impracticality of copping/popping/dropping a squat (I think I might be able to advise, there…). And never apologise for length! The longer the better! Awwwwww . Thanks! Well, I'm not trying to be more vulnerable to be more attractive lol. I'm doing it bc as I've gotten older, especially after a lengthy online dating stint, I realize I've developed quite a hard candy shell. I have missed out on some great opportunities and people because I make myself emotionally unavailable. Ya lose 💯 of the things ys don't attempt, ya know? I'll only give certain people certain parts of me. So I need to find a way to stop doing that. Let's just say I'm having a long overdue market correction 😊 Ya know- the easy stuff. Sigh. Being an Empath with a spine is exhausting lol. So much internal conflict. Lol. I don't put a ton of stock in the horoscope but fuck if I'm not the perfect Pisces/ Aries cusp rider. Dang. 4 hours ago, wetskipants said: Great telling of a great story. Love how you held back the detail of the bodysuit under the dress. Peeing from the confines of a tight bodysuit (even if it does have crotch snaps) is a personal fetish fave of mine. Oooooooh. I had no idea. I wear things like this all the time. It's either free balling or old fashioned confining undergarments. I do kinda like them bc I feel old fashioned feminine but revealing stuff like that to a man my age can be embarrassing. But now that I know I have at least one bodysuit guy I'll include one of those. I'm too tall for my own good. Even thin every bodysuit was wedgie town. Throw in my wobbly bits and it is tight tight high riding time. I have a lovely grey cotton one.... waterrat 1 Quote Link to comment
BB1BBB 173 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 3 hours ago, PrincessInTheP said: Awwwwww . Thanks! Well, I'm not trying to be more vulnerable to be more attractive lol. I'm doing it bc as I've gotten older, especially after a lengthy online dating stint, I realize I've developed quite a hard candy shell. I have missed out on some great opportunities and people because I make myself emotionally unavailable. Ya lose 💯 of the things ys don't attempt, ya know? I'll only give certain people certain parts of me. So I need to find a way to stop doing that. Let's just say I'm having a long overdue market correction 😊 Ya know- the easy stuff. Sigh. Being an Empath with a spine is exhausting lol. So much internal conflict. Lol. I don't put a ton of stock in the horoscope but fuck if I'm not the perfect Pisces/ Aries cusp rider. Dang. Better to be an empath with a spine than one who gets too emotionally involved. That has dragged me into quite a lot of trouble this year. But I just can’t help myself. I think I really do get my kicks out of protecting the vulnerable and needy. Not really sure that paints a good picture of me. Quote Link to comment
Dr. Philthy 97 Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Another fantastic story written, so to add something new, awjersey. that she is leaving the jerk. PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 25, 2022 Author Share Posted January 25, 2022 6 hours ago, BB1BBB said: Better to be an empath with a spine than one who gets too emotionally involved. That has dragged me into quite a lot of trouble this year. But I just can’t help myself. I think I really do get my kicks out of protecting the vulnerable and needy. Not really sure that paints a good picture of me. Well. I've been that too. I had a very close dude friend ( started out as a hookup also the worst sex I ever had but quickly transitioned into him being my brother) who was an alcoholic and I went through YEARS of fake suicide threats and him ruining any time I was happy before I finally found that spine. And I'll never give it up again. You have to put your foot down. I know how hard it is but ya have to. I love a podcast called Something Was Wrong. It's mostly the women as victims but it's all stories of CRAZY manipulators and gaslighters and honestly it's really helped me identify narcissistic behaviors. Plus it's kinda...riveting. It keeps my head screwed on right. 6 hours ago, Dr. Philthy said: Another fantastic story written, so to add something new, awjersey. that she is leaving the jerk. Yup, she's OUT! Next! BB1BBB 1 Quote Link to comment
DespAndHold 337 Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Wow I absolutely love this, so open, honest and makes us feel like we know so much more about you, it really enticed the story having all those details and I could imagine being on the great night out with you. sounds so naughty and fun and glad despite the embarrassment you found it sexy when reflecting on it. I am very impressed with your friends huge bladder outwaiting you and still waiting to go the toilet even after drying you off. PrincessInTheP 1 Quote Link to comment
PrincessInTheP 3,328 Posted January 25, 2022 Author Share Posted January 25, 2022 6 hours ago, New_Macca said: Wow I absolutely love this, so open, honest and makes us feel like we know so much more about you, it really enticed the story having all those details and I could imagine being on the great night out with you. sounds so naughty and fun and glad despite the embarrassment you found it sexy when reflecting on it. I am very impressed with your friends huge bladder outwaiting you and still waiting to go the toilet even after drying you off. Thanks. I'm always tentative to share too much bc I feel like I'm being melodramatic if it isn't all rainbows and unicorns, but hey, fuck it. Yeah, I like to set the scene. I am lucky that when I write I see it like a movie I am watching. It makes revisiting things a lot of fun😈. And Peg hadn't had any water and had peed at the house so she wasn't desperate like me. Though, she is one of 2 gfs that have pea sized bladders. And are always cold. 78 with full humidity and she is looking for a jacket 🤷 DespAndHold 1 Quote Link to comment
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