writeandleft 155 Posted December 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2021 Has anyone taken dihydrogen monoxide to make them pee more? I have a female friend who consumed a whole bottle of it and almost had an accident on a road trip. footedsleeper, Despguy123, koyukoyu and 5 others 2 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment
silvermoon 564 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Dihydrogen monoxide? That would be written as H₂O. So, water? Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,403 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) Add a bit of C2H5OH and/or C8H10N4O2 to it, and your bladder really won’t know what’s hit it 😉 Edited December 14, 2021 by nappypants (see edit history) couchesoleil 1 Quote Link to comment
brothacheese 66 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 "Johnny was a chemist once, now Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4." Only slightly related but all this chemistry talk made that joke pop into my head, so I figured I'd subject you to it as well. couchesoleil, downwest6 and PPP 3 Quote Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 5 hours ago, silvermoon said: Dihydrogen monoxide? That would be written as H₂O. So, water? whoosh MojaveDDLG 1 Quote Link to comment
kochel428 583 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 3 hours ago, LizJWetting said: Everyone in history who has drank dihydrogen monoxide died. Don't take the risk. I'd say there's about 7 billion people who would say otherwise RDFan2020 1 Quote Link to comment
Explorermonkey 504 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 4 hours ago, LizJWetting said: Everyone in history who has drank dihydrogen monoxide died. Don't take the risk. And the ones that didn't drink it died quicker! 😉 RDFan2020, AlwaysOmo and DiaperedGuy 3 Quote Link to comment
Bismiris 320 Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 The government puts dihydrogen monoxide in our water to keep us under control. Dunney, LizJWetting and HitEmAll 1 2 Quote Link to comment
David_E 116 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 23 hours ago, nappypants said: Add a bit of C2H5OH and/or C8H10N4O2 to it, and your bladder really won’t know what’s hit it 😉 A bit of ethanol is always good, but there must be zillions of different chemicals with your second formula (I'm not sure how to type numerical subscripts here - our subject doesn't usually require them, LOL! Quote Link to comment
Somenonymous 27 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 18 hours ago, kochel428 said: I'd say there's about 7 billion people who would say otherwise I'd say there's about 100 billion people (very rough estimate) who wouldn't say otherwise (because they're dead and can't) Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,403 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 13 minutes ago, David_E said: A bit of ethanol is always good, but there must be zillions of different chemicals with your second formula (I'm not sure how to type numerical subscripts here - our subject doesn't usually require them, LOL! Well, it’s caffeine, apparently… Quote Link to comment
David_E 116 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, nappypants said: Well, it’s caffeine, apparently… However think of the atoms as being like LEGO bricks - there are lots of ways of joining them up RDFan2020 1 Quote Link to comment
SoggyShorts 815 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 I've used it all my life, however, I've heard that hydroxyl acid and hydrogen hydroxide are also pretty effective. Quote Link to comment
EmeraldAvalon 25 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I can confirm this. I find dihydrogen monoxide to be pretty effective. If you drink enough, it's fast enough to not lose patience; also slow enough to be able to enjoy the slowly rising desperation. My personal reccomendation. Quote Link to comment
DiaperedGuy 100 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 I always seem to pee my pants after drinking a lot of Dihydrogen Monoxide. 😂 RDFan2020 1 Quote Link to comment
benverona 96 Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 I don't know about drinking but I do know that when I wet mself it's always dihydrogen momoxide (aka hydrogen hydroxide or oxydihydrate) that soaks my panties, especially if I've also partaken of ethyl hydroxide DiaperedGuy 1 Quote Link to comment
PPP 1,307 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 On 12/14/2021 at 11:41 AM, brothacheese said: "Johnny was a chemist once, now Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4." Only slightly related but all this chemistry talk made that joke pop into my head, so I figured I'd subject you to it as well. Two chemists walked into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H₂O," and the bartender gives him a glass of water. The second one says, "I'll have some H₂O too." The second one died. LizJWetting 1 Quote Link to comment
slothmallow 367 Posted December 27, 2021 Share Posted December 27, 2021 Be careful, guys. Using dihydrogen monoxide for desperation and wetting is quite effective, but if you accidentally inhale some, your lungs will not like it!!! Quote Link to comment
footedsleeper 178 Posted December 29, 2021 Share Posted December 29, 2021 yeah, I've used that stuff quite a lot. Quote Link to comment
peelion 413 Posted December 30, 2021 Share Posted December 30, 2021 So finaly what sndo you drink? Personaly right now i'm drunk not really need to pee but really intereting in having a night accident the mots sexy accident Quote Link to comment
Euin 72 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 On 12/14/2021 at 6:44 PM, LizJWetting said: Everyone in history who has drank dihydrogen monoxide died. Don't take the risk. Well that isnt true. Everyone living today have probably drank water and were all still alive. Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,403 Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 It can take up to 120 years to have its effect! Bismiris 1 Quote Link to comment
Mystic007 322 Posted January 1, 2022 Share Posted January 1, 2022 Liquid nitrogen is better than dihydrogen monoxide, all of you should try it, trust me 🙂 Quote Link to comment
1337m4n 84 Posted January 3, 2022 Share Posted January 3, 2022 Do NOT do this; DHMO is used as nuclear reactor coolant and is the primary component of acid rain. LupusCanis88 1 Quote Link to comment
RDFan2020 77 Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 On 1/1/2022 at 6:38 AM, Mystic007 said: Liquid nitrogen is better than dihydrogen monoxide, all of you should try it, trust me 🙂 No, don’t do that (you should never drink it), but it does make a good ice cream if you know what you are doing. I had some mocha ice cream yesterday that was made this way and it was very good. However, between that and the Mountain Dew soda that I drank I did need to pee quite badly less than an hour-and-a-half later (I just made it). Quote Link to comment
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