No Toilet 85 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) As may be deduced from my screen name and posts, the apartment where I live has NO TOILET facilities at all (not even the pipework or waste to plumb one to). This means I literally have to use my own home as a toilet to relieve myself if I cannot hold it such as practicing omorashi and wetting my pants or going elsewhere around the apartment like on the carpet, in the sink or fill an empty bottle. So if you were a visitor to my apartment and became desperate to urinate where would you relieve yourself considering there would be no toilet to use? Edited September 21, 2021 by No Toilet Re-worded (see edit history) Asologic 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,720 Posted September 21, 2021 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted September 21, 2021 Isn’t this against the law? Surely your apartment isn’t fit for human habitation without a bathroom? Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 21, 2021 Author Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Mbgpeelover said: Isn’t this against the law? Surely your apartment isn’t fit for human habitation without a bathroom? There is a bathroom here with a sink and shower just no toilet though there is space provision for one. So can wash and bathe as normal but cannot use the lavatory as there isn't any. Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,720 Posted September 21, 2021 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted September 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, No Toilet said: There is a bathroom here with a sink and shower just no toilet though there is space provision for one. So can wash and bathe as normal but cannot use the lavatory as there isn't any. Still illegal and unfit for human habitation without a toilet. Why on earth would you live in such an apartment? Quote Link to comment
SoBursting 497 Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Is there access to an outside comunial loo as back in the day, surely not !? Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 21, 2021 Author Share Posted September 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mbgpeelover said: Still illegal and unfit for human habitation without a toilet. Why on earth would you live in such an apartment? It wasn't my choice as I was brought up here from a young age as it's my parents apartment. I am still here because I cannot afford to move out! 4 minutes ago, SoBursting said: Is there access to an outside comunial loo as back in the day, surely not !? No, my apartment has no access to a toilet facility. Quote Link to comment
Bulge_Lover 1,909 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Guys, OP is roleplaying, it isn't real. Unless they live in Yugopotamia or something which I guess is possible but doubtful. OmoNeon 1 Quote Link to comment
DiaperedGuy 100 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I would be using a diaper or my pants. It’s what I often do anyway. Quote Link to comment
Ms. Tito 1,569 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Bulge_Lover said: Guys, OP is roleplaying, it isn't real. Unless they live in Yugopotamia or something which I guess is possible but doubtful. Don't malign the great nation of Yugoslavia that way! It took a bottle and one man's curiousity to bring it down! Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 I'm afraid this is not fiction! It might sound odd in the western world and I am probably in a unique situation but my apartment really does NOT have any toilet facilities at all.. The apartment we call home is the first floor of what was a large two storey house which had two bathrooms but only the one toilet on the ground floor. During the conversion, the fact that the upstairs bathroom was toilet-less was somehow overlooked and was never provided with one. Indeed, there isn't even the pipework or waste to plumb one to, so would be a pretty major job to install now! Therefore whilst the building itself has a toilet on the ground floor, we upstairs cannot access it! Thus whilst our neighbours downstairs have the luxury of a the lavatory, we upstairs have to improvise and literally use other things within my apartment as a makeshift lavatory to relieve ourselves whenever we get desperate and cannot hold it any longer. It is the only thing we can do but needs must! Quote Link to comment
Euin 72 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 This is actualy not unheard of, althou usually you dont have showers or a sink either. In a lot of very old apartmentbuildings in Sweden there is no bathroom at all. Instead they had communal bathrooms with showers etc in the basement or out on the yard. I do think OP is still RPing thou, judging by the name and all. But Ill play along and say Id use the sink 🙂 OmoNeon and No Toilet 2 Quote Link to comment
Ashley2D 2 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I guess one could use it as an excuse to just do it on the floor (if it could be cleaned up okay, like kitchen tiles) or other things most people usually wouldn't do. No Toilet 1 Quote Link to comment
Somenonymous 27 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I mean peeing is easy. You can easily go in the sink. But one question: where tf do you poo??. Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 52 minutes ago, Somenonymous said: I mean peeing is easy. You can easily go in the sink. But one question: where tf do you poo??. As there are no toilets, I have to do a number two by squatting over some newspaper and poop on it then roll it up and put in a plastic bag for disposal in the normal domestic rubbish. Not ideal but got nothing else! Quote Link to comment
ashishgamer 209 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I am not sure where OP is from but this is actually common in lots of parts of rural India. They do their business outside their house in the fields. The people there are so disgusted by the idea of building a toilet inside the house because they think it will make the house impure. Anyway, coming to the question, I'll definitely be peeing in the sink as that's the most convenient. Probably be keeping lots of extra pants too as it seems like I'll be pretty accident prone considering the tiny bladder I got. I mean, what will I do if there are guests in the house and I gotta go? Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 57 minutes ago, ashishgamer said: I am not sure where OP is from but this is actually common in lots of parts of rural India. They do their business outside their house in the fields. The people there are so disgusted by the idea of building a toilet inside the house because they think it will make the house impure. Anyway, coming to the question, I'll definitely be peeing in the sink as that's the most convenient. Probably be keeping lots of extra pants too as it seems like I'll be pretty accident prone considering the tiny bladder I got. I mean, what will I do if there are guests in the house and I gotta go? On the rare occasions that I have visitors and I need a pee with them present, it is easy for me to just go to another room and relieve myself there like in the sink or on the carpet. However it is always difficult when guests ask to use the toilet, as I have to tell them that there is no toilet in my apartment and that they would need to use something else as a urinal. Quote Link to comment
Lovetoholdin 38 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Who is this OP you speak of. The person with no toilets is NT if you want to do it that way he isn't op like mr. Op lol Quote Link to comment
Ashley2D 2 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Lovetoholdin said: Who is this OP you speak of. The person with no toilets is NT if you want to do it that way he isn't op like mr. Op lol OP as in Original Poster, so the thread starter. Quote Link to comment
ashishgamer 209 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 12 hours ago, No Toilet said: On the rare occasions that I have visitors and I need a pee with them present, it is easy for me to just go to another room and relieve myself there like in the sink or on the carpet. However it is always difficult when guests ask to use the toilet, as I have to tell them that there is no toilet in my apartment and that they would need to use something else as a urinal. Well that would have led to some interesting scenarios. Got any good stories to share? Quote Link to comment
Spectator9 957 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I know that in New York City and surely in other cities there are "apartments" with one communal bathroom/toilet. Some have a sink. From what I've seen online they are occupied more by men than women, and when the toilet is occupied or is a long trek away (even on another floor), the occupants can use the sink (if they have one) or pee into a container, which they can empty and wash out daily. No Toilet 1 Quote Link to comment
Quest 113 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Sorry, I don't take "no toilet" as an option. I'll therefore consider your whole apartment to be the toilet. :) ns_reshiram and No Toilet 2 Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, ashishgamer said: Well that would have led to some interesting scenarios. Got any good stories to share? One day me and a male friend who I had not seen in ages met up in the centre of town and we migrated back to my apartment for a couple of hours to catch up on things. When we were back at my apartment I was desperate to pee (I could have easily just wet my pants on the way to my apartment but thought better of it as I had company), so I showed him to the sofa before excusing myself and going to another room out of sight to urinate on the carpet. We got chatting over a beer or two. Just before he left me to get public transport back across to his side of the city he said "can I use your toilet before I leave?" that's when things got awkward as of course I had no toilet for him to use! I was thinking how can I tell him that I have no toilet in my apartment and that he would have to use something else to relieve himself... Being upfront and honest I said "I don't have toilet facilities in this apartment, if you need to pee you will have to go in the sink, wet yourself or I can give you an empty bottle to urinate in" Understandably he was rather surprised at me saying this and said "you have no toilet?" Yes, you did hear that correct, I have do not have a toilet here. "Quit playing a game, I need a piss" he retorted and dashed off to the bathroom. Only to get there and find out I really do not have a toilet and proceeded to empty his bladder into the bathtub. He came back relieved and said "That's bizarre, I have never been in a house or apartment that has no toilet. So now i'm intrigued where did you pee when we arrived?" I coyly said "well as there are no toilets here, I just use the apartment itself as a toilet" then showed him the rather large puddle I made on the carpet in the other room. He looked shocked but said "what else can you do if you have no toilet?" He thanked me for my company and I thanked him for being so understanding. He then left to make his way home. We remain friends today. Edited September 23, 2021 by No Toilet Re-worded (see edit history) Racergirl1404 1 Quote Link to comment
No Toilet 85 Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, Quest said: Sorry, I don't take "no toilet" as an option. I'll therefore consider your whole apartment to be the toilet. 🙂 That's basically what I do, as there are no toilets here I just use my whole apartment as one big lavatory, thus I literally live in my own toilet! Quote Link to comment
Peafowl 1,113 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 You see, in this scenario, my fetish for omo would be overridden by my fetish for basic utilities. wetaccident, SJC Omorashi, RDFan2020 and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 There’s no way on earth that can be legal. Mbgpeelover 1 Quote Link to comment
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