Tofutronik3000 2 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 They're all hired by Kimberly Clark and/or Proctor and Gamble to promote the sales of the larger sizes of disposable diapers. (joke) How many funerals have you attended where you were actually glad that the guest of honor was in the box? Only one I think, was my uncle and I didn't like him at all when he was alive. Maybe I wasn't actually glad but MORE than indifferent for sure. Question: Have you ever pretend to be drunk/stoned? Maybe at a party o just to avoid smart conversation with people who bothered you? Link to comment
Selena Luna 422 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I don't need to pretend to be high ahaha! I have pretended to be a lesbian rather than Pansexual to keep a gross guy away from me, though. Have you ever jerked off to something that you were ashamed was arousing to you? Link to comment
Tofutronik3000 2 Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Yes! several time in the past, especially with shemale and traps videos, back then I was a bit ashamed of this kink of mine (not anymore) Have you ever found "weird" pornography in friends/parents/relatives laptop or pc? I found gay porn pics in a friend's drawer, was priceless since he was a stupid homofobic guy ahah Link to comment
Selena Luna 422 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Ohhh this is horrible but I found granny porn on my dad's computer once! What's your grossest habit? Link to comment
Tofutronik3000 2 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Sexually: Sometimes I don't wash myself after my "goodnight jerking session" (especially late night if I'm too tired, I wait to do that the day after) I think is pretty gross considering how much I love my smell the day after Non-sexually: I love drinking WARM beer. Unforgivable sin. What's your record for most orgasms in one single day? Everything counts: solo or with your partner(s) p.s. Selena Luna it looks like we are monopolizing this thread, I apologize to all but I find this really amusing! Link to comment
Selena Luna 422 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I waited for a day to see if anyone else wanted to play but no dice. 10. All self-induced. I say 10 but I can't be certain it wasn’t more! What's something you’re afraid of that is irrational or strange? Link to comment
Random3113 0 Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I am afraid of things that are glow in the dark when I'm trying to sleep. This was ever sience I was a kid probably because I believe in spirits and I over think things. What video game character would you like to see omo art of? (Mine is kinzie from saints row) Link to comment
garr890354839 1 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 this is tough... too tough for me. Anyway, what is the dumbest mistake you have made? Me. 8th grade. I get Peyton manning confused with MJ. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 On 24/10/2016 at 3:55 AM, garr890354839 said: Anyway, what is the dumbest mistake you have made? Me. 8th grade. I get Peyton manning confused with MJ. Talking to my best friend on Minecraft regarding when something happened, he showed me a time and date in #.#.# #:# format, and I said "that's not my I.P address". It was so bad, he made a picture on Facebook with a screenshot, including a magnification of the sentence and several face-palm pictures strapped to the side of it. He even still refers to it in conversation and makes both of us laugh nearly every time. ... Have you ever asked somebody out who you were friends with, only to have them completely avoid you afterward? People would say "What's the worst that could happen?" She literally changed bus service after that day, that's one example of the worst. Link to comment
guest 172 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Ooo. Actually, no! I was going to, but the day before I was going to tell her, I found out that she had had a boyfriend for about two or three years. So yeah, that sucked. Yours was worse, though. What was the most stupid thing you forgot at home? Link to comment
jessie_bear 3 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Probably just shoes. When I was younger and my vision wasn't so bad, it was occasionally my glasses. Do you fantasize about sex with your best friend? Link to comment
This is Sparta 17 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) I'm unfortunately straight, so no. How messy is your bedroom right now? Edited March 21, 2017 by This is Sparta (see edit history) Link to comment
EstrangeDani 22 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Dear Lord its messy Link to comment
LunasAuditor 163 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 My bedroom is currently messy, but with clean clothes and stuff so just mess not unclean... What is your most embarrassing, strange, regretted or amazing impulse purchase? Link to comment
mikutothe3rd 17 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Embarrassing? When i got a pair of pants, only to look when i got home to see that they were for the opposite gender. What was the first law you broke? EstrangeDani 1 Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Vandalism of a store... I was a stupid little kid at that time If you could kill anyone right who would you kill? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 On 4/28/2017 at 10:25 PM, Sono Raitā said: Vandalism of a store... I was a stupid little kid at that time If you could kill anyone right who would you kill? Honestly my science teacher from 10th grade or maybe my geometry teacher from 8th grade. Hated those two people soooooo much and I can't think of anyone worse that wouldn't have huge consequences or be too controversial. My question: what would you give up for your S.O./best friend/whoever you would like to share this fetish with you and enjoy it with you? Link to comment
mikutothe3rd 17 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Life, the universe, and everything! If you had to choose between your mother having a horrid death or your father having a horrid death, which one would you pick? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 1 hour ago, mikutothe3rd said: Life, the universe, and everything! If you had to choose between your mother having a horrid death or your father having a horrid death, which one would you pick? my dad. I would hate for it to happen to either, but I'm closer with my mom How often do you lie? Link to comment
mikutothe3rd 17 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Enoug to make a con man turn white How often do you have to hide your fe... quirk? Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Always WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 15th!?!? Link to comment
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