hairypotatocat 63 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 I'm going to be blunt here, but do you need to use the restroom? Peafowl 1 Quote Link to comment
Baw42 71 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 (edited) Can you take a picture with me? I would like to show the photo of you and me to my sister since she is a big fan of marines Edited March 15, 2021 by Baw42 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 What's your favourite drink and would you like any of it right now? Quote Link to comment
Peafowl 1,113 Posted March 15, 2021 Author Share Posted March 15, 2021 11 hours ago, hairypotatocat said: I'm going to be blunt here, but do you need to use the restroom? kenn, Reeve, Kayn and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
DonnyWotty 154 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Are you sure you're alright, Lance Corporal? You don't have to hold in any secrets from us, anything you need to tell us, you can just let it all out. Press conferences can be very high pressure, but you're doing a great job! 😁 Quote Link to comment
FlowingBrook 43 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 (edited) we're saying that because your pants look like they have a bit of a dark patch on them Edited March 15, 2021 by FlowingBrook (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
PeeGirl20 148 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Oh, you don't have to go to the bathroom? That's good. I was starting to get a little concerned. In that case, you'll probably be fine to answer a few more questions. Speaking of which, has your training been going well? Have any results you'd like to show off? Quote Link to comment
Kayn 512 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 I'm feeling a little thirsty, I'm gonna pour myself some water, hope you don't mind, Corporal. *Loud splashing noises* Quote Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Sorry Lidll lady but a good solider puts personal matters behind er duty, you aint leavin until bossman says so! Course mah offer still stands ta join mah very lax n funlovin royal army! And, once again outta curios-city are ya quick witha bullet, n by dat ah mean are ya trained ta use firearms? Quote Link to comment
dsim 3 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Do you bring toilet paper with you into the field? Have you ever run out and to ask the lads? It must be difficult admitting your private needs to them! Quote Link to comment
Peafowl 1,113 Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 19 hours ago, FlowingBrook said: we're saying that because your pants look like they have a bit of a dark patch on them kenn, Reeve, Leaky Bunnie and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment
DonnyWotty 154 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 I say give her 5 minutes, lads. It's the least we can do for her serving her country. Her commanding officer doesn't have to know. 👍 PeeGirl20 1 Quote Link to comment
PeeGirl20 148 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Holding it like that all day ain't healthy you know. I don't know what it's like to be bladder shy, but I'd rather excuse myself and have some men know I had to pee instead of holding it to the point of wetting myself. Especially since you're all comrades in arms. Even small bits of nervousness and untrustworthiness will hinder the whole team once you guys get on the battlefield. Yeah it sucks, but try to be more honest about this stuff in the future. Even if it's embarrassing. (Yeah, you can just ignore this one if you want. It just makes me feel better if I try to give actual advice and try to help. Since I do this weird thing where I'm sympathetic for fictional characters as if they were real people. Just felt like I should leave this note so people know I'm not actively trying to be a buzzkill.) Reeve 1 Quote Link to comment
Peafowl 1,113 Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 Just now, Peesephone said: Holding it like that all day ain't healthy you know. I don't know what it's like to be bladder shy, but I'd rather excuse myself and have some men know I had to pee instead of holding it to the point of wetting myself. Especially since you're all comrades in arms. Even small bits of nervousness and untrustworthiness will hinder the whole team once you guys get on the battlefield. Yeah it sucks, but try to be more honest about this stuff in the future. Even if it's embarrassing. (Yeah, you can just ignore this one if you want. It just makes me feel better if I try to give actual advice and try to help. Since I do this weird thing where I'm sympathetic for fictional characters as if they were real people. Just felt like I should leave this note so people know I'm not actively trying to be a buzzkill.) Don't apologize for wholesomeness PeeGirl20 1 Quote Link to comment
PeeGirl20 148 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Peafowl said: Don't apologize for wholesomeness Thanks man Quote Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 go take 5 minutes to go to the bathroom Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Hey, in an actual combat situation, there’ll be no potty breaks! Gotta push your endurance! Quote Link to comment
Peafowl 1,113 Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 2 hours ago, DonnyWotty said: I say give her 5 minutes, lads. It's the least we can do for her serving her country. Her commanding officer doesn't have to know. 👍 2 hours ago, hairypotatocat said: go take 5 minutes to go to the bathroom Emma Bailey, OmoJack, ThiccusDiccus and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment
saalihum 2 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Oh, this won't do at all! Couldn't you hold it in for another minute, Lance Corporal? Didn't you consider the effect on morale? For a soldier of the British army to wet herself like a schoolgirl--disgraceful! Back in my day, girls who couldn't hold their wee got a stern talking-to and a sore bottom. Perhaps a spanking would instill some discipline. Soldiers who can't make it to the loo on time are a disgrace to the unit. I suggest you go and tell the sergeant you need a towel and a clean pair of panties! Hopefully the quartermaster will have a pair in your size. We can't have a soldier of her majesty standing around in wet linens, soiling the barrack floor. You need to clean up your accident right away, cameras or no cameras. Hop to it now, no use standing around gawping at your own crotch! Oh, the effect on public morale will be simply disastrous... Quote Link to comment
PeeGirl20 148 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Maybe you can try wrapping your jacket around your waist until you can get cleaned up? Assuming you're wearing a shirt underneath your jacket. Quote Link to comment
DonnyWotty 154 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Oh my....heya lads, from what I'm aware we probably should keep this little incident under wraps, no sense letting classified information about our lovely Lance Corporal get out into the public. Loose lips sink ships after all, you think we can all keep a secret? PeeGirl20 and saalihum 2 Quote Link to comment
PeeGirl20 148 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 1 hour ago, DonnyWotty said: Oh my....heya lads, from what I'm aware we probably should keep this little incident under wraps, no sense letting classified information about our lovely Lance Corporal get out into the public. Loose lips sink ships after all, you think we can all keep a secret? Oh, absolutely. I'm all for whatever happened in this room staying in this room. Quote Link to comment
Will88 87 Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 When's the most you've ever needed the toilet on duty? Were you bursting? Quote Link to comment
DailyDiabetes 11 Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 On 3/16/2021 at 5:07 PM, DonnyWotty said: Oh my....heya lads, from what I'm aware we probably should keep this little incident under wraps, no sense letting classified information about our lovely Lance Corporal get out into the public. Loose lips sink ships after all, you think we can all keep a secret? I’m gonna agree with Donny here, I think we could keep this a secret. Maybe also give them a little bit of time to clean up. Quote Link to comment
SadisticSwitch 151 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 That was really fun to read, well done! Quote Link to comment
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