Emma Bailey 311 Posted January 3, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2021 So somebody asked me about an accident I had where I had to try and hide it, and my response ended up being a full story. So here it is. As a forward, I hate malls. They’re terrible, soul sucking buildings filled with nothing but overpriced food and shops that’re either going to go out of business in a couple years, or sell exclusively uncomfortable lingerie. However, at this particular time I also needed a dress tailored, and because I’m terribly uncreative the only place I could think of to get that done was Nordstrom. So about a week before this I’d ventured out to the mall, gotten measured, been sad about how my butt basically does not exist, and was told to come back in a week to pick up the dress. So I’d arrived at this mall in the early afternoon, and headed straight on over to the Nordstrom-tailor-thing-place. There I’d been told that they weren’t done yet, and since I was here they could try to finish it quickly but it’d still take an hour or two. This was back when movie theaters not only existed but actually had good movies, so I headed over to the mall’s theater to watch the latest trashy action movie (because just because there’s an actually good movie doesn’t mean that I don’t want to watch a bunch of people in skimpy outfits punch each other to death). I got a soda beforehand, because despite that basically always leading to trouble I have terrible impulse control. The movie was pretty eh, but it burnt two hours and by the time it was done my dress was probably ready. Of course, this isn’t just a journal about my day, it’s a post about me wetting myself, so by the time I’d walked out of the theater the drink had started to hit. I’d needed to go during the movie, but walking out into the overly-bright lights of the mall pushed me right on over to desperation. So, here’s the thing. As I said earlier, I hate malls. I’d been to this mall exactly twice in my life. I had no idea where the bathrooms were. I was inching myself towards the tailor, hoping there was a bathroom on the way, when I finally started to lose it. I felt a sudden pinching feeling pass through my bladder, and some wetness hit my panties. On instinct, I shot my hands in, pushing them hard against my crotch. Somehow regaining control, I staggered my way off in the general direction I was already heading. I finally saw a bathroom, and somehow managed to make it all the way there only leaking just a little bit. I got inside, locked the stall, and managed to get most of the rest of my wee in the toilet. I finally had a second to assess the damage at this point: I’d been wearing a formerly-sky blue skirt, the front of which was now completely stained a dark blue by my surprisingly-successful attempt to stop leaking. My panties were soaked. Luckily, this wasn’t the first nor the last time that something like this would happen to me, and I was halfway prepared. I stuck my panties in a bag and got a replacement pair from my purse, and got some perfume on to mask any odors. I didn’t, however, have anything to cover up the obvious mark on my skirt. So off I went to the tailor, hoping that people would just right it off as an unfortunate spill. I had my purse slung at an awkward angle around my front, somewhat covering the staining. No one commented, but I got some looks, and I really didn’t want to show up to the tailor with this obvious of a wet spot. So I headed into one of the too-many clothing stores and bought the first sweater-jacket-thing I could get my hands on. I tied it off around my waste… and realized that actually tying a jacket around your waist is terrible advice, because it left a big open window that still showed off my accident. So there I was, back at a tailor, futilely trying to avoid the nice dress lady noticing that I really shouldn’t be trusted with nice dresses, seeing as how this one turned out. She handed over my dress without comment, but I was blushing at full capacity as I walked out of there and got back to my car. I’d like to say that I learned from this, and never drank a soda during the movies ever again, but that would be a lie because I’ve totally done this and had more than just this accident because of it. Maybe I’ll write about those too sometime. Either way, hope you enjoyed this one! derektor_2000, PCPietaster, Medinapee and 27 others 23 7 Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 That sounds exciting! I don't have the guts. Can't imagine being brave enough to even tie the jacket that way instead of having it mostly cover you. One time I had to buy dry clothes and it was pure terror walking around the store! (Unplanned; I like soda, traffic doesn't like me, was far from home and couldn't go back...) Quote Link to comment
Emma Bailey 311 Posted January 4, 2021 Author Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, trekkie said: That sounds exciting! I don't have the guts. Can't imagine being brave enough to even tie the jacket that way instead of having it mostly cover you. I would like to say that this was bravery/shamelessness, but honestly most of my reaction was a combination of panic and suppressing the "hmm, maybe I should be horny now" instinct. Also that I didn't realize that it didn't cover much until I'd left the store. Because that kind of spacial reasoning is hard. 7 minutes ago, trekkie said: One time I had to buy dry clothes and it was pure terror walking around the store! (Unplanned; I like soda, traffic doesn't like me, was far from home and couldn't go back...) That sounds like a fun story! Could you tell us all a little bit more about it? LilMiss 1 Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Emma Bailey said: I would like to say that this was bravery/shamelessness, but honestly most of my reaction was a combination of panic and suppressing the "hmm, maybe I should be horny now" instinct. Also that I didn't realize that it didn't cover much until I'd left the store. Because that kind of spacial reasoning is hard. That sounds like a fun story! Could you tell us all a little bit more about it? I might have to make that one its own post like you did this one! Maybe ask others about their own getting-away-with-it stories too. Also, a combination of panic and suppressing the "hmm, maybe I should be horny now" instinct being the reason makes it all even better. 😄 Edited January 4, 2021 by trekkie (see edit history) Emma Bailey 1 Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) On 1/3/2021 at 11:27 PM, Emma Bailey said: I would like to say that this was bravery/shamelessness, but honestly most of my reaction was a combination of panic and suppressing the "hmm, maybe I should be horny now" instinct. Also that I didn't realize that it didn't cover much until I'd left the store. Because that kind of spacial reasoning is hard. That sounds like a fun story! Could you tell us all a little bit more about it? Thought you might like to know, it happened to me again last night. I don't know if I've said yet (well, I've said somewhere, but I don't know if I've said to you) but I drive a lot and sometimes have to pile on the caffeine to keep me alert. The need to let out a LOT of soda or tea can come suddenly, and it's ended badly for my pants twice this week. The first time, I changed into my spares. The second, my spare pants were in the laundry from the first time! I should've replaced them immediately but I didn't think I'd really pee myself two days in a row. Oops. Edited January 7, 2021 by trekkie (see edit history) LilMiss 1 Quote Link to comment
sammilove 835 Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 I'd be way too embarrassed to stay after the accident that I would've just went home. You have way more courage than I do. Hopefully if it happens again, you'll be able to leave after instead of having to be embarrassed at the accident. (Unless you want that to happen again that is haha) Quote Link to comment
SlendrWetr 71 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Hmmm this got me to thinking about what it would be like to wet in a movie theater. Seems the perfect setting right? Dark, loud noises, smell masked by popcorn (or old grungy movie theater smell depending on where you go). Should be fairly easy to sneak out without too many people seeing, especially if you take a jacket/sweater to cover up any leakage. Will probably never try this myself, not big on movies let alone being charged a house payment to watch one. But the idea is still exciting. Thank you for sharing your story Notasausage and Keita123 2 Quote Link to comment
Jimmy Olsen 933 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 An entertaining anecdote and very well told! You could write comedy! Quote Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 On 1/14/2021 at 12:06 PM, SlendrWetr said: Hmmm this got me to thinking about what it would be like to wet in a movie theater. Seems the perfect setting right? Dark, loud noises, smell masked by popcorn (or old grungy movie theater smell depending on where you go). Should be fairly easy to sneak out without too many people seeing, especially if you take a jacket/sweater to cover up any leakage. Will probably never try this myself, not big on movies let alone being charged a house payment to watch one. But the idea is still exciting. Thank you for sharing your story Hope you try it and tell us. Just not sitting where someone else is going to have to. No one will notice if you do it standing along the wall. Quote Link to comment
Lasseman 99 Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 lovely story hope no one had seen it. Quote Link to comment
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