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Harry Potter and Wolfstar's Desperation


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Gosh dangit, Remus was cute.

Sirius Black was in love with Remus Lupin. He was also FAR out of the closet. He once went parading around singing "I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay" for about 3 hours.

I'm gay for Remus, I'm gay for Remus...

Gosh-flipping-DANGit.

How he could go dancing around singing about his sexuality for a day but not ask a guy out, he had no idea.

Fine, he thought. I'll go ask his sexuality.

So he walked across the common room to Remus, who was reading. Sirius placed his chin on top of the book. "Hey Moony, what's your sexuality?"

Remus continued to look at his book, unfazed. "Why should I tell you."

"Because you love me."

"I do?"

"Of course you do, you just don't know it yet!"

"Hm. Well, I'm going to the loo."

"I'll come with you!"

But he didn't get the chance for even though Remus was small, he was quick, and he slammed the door and locked it.

Luckily, there was a keyhole.

Oh, gosh. Sirius got hard just looking at him. He was using the urinal, so Sirius got an eyeful. 

Remus finished up and Sirius scrambled away from the door. He plopped down on his bed just as Remus came out.

"You were so flipping loud mate, did you have to go much?" Sirius teased.

"Yeah, I dunno, lately I've had to go more than I usually do," 

Sirius had too, but he figured it must be the house-elves' new hot cocoa they put out since it was November.

Nothing to worry about.

Right?

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