Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted August 25, 2020 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 25, 2020 Has anyone tried writing some Omo limericks? here’s some to start: I once had a good friend called Chris one day he was bursting to piss he found a big tree and called over to me ’help me aim it ‘cause I don’t want to miss!’ I once had an workmate called Kay She chose to hold her bladder all day she crossed her legs tight but still lost the fight so I hugged her and said ‘it’s ok’ Homakyusai, Despguy123, themerger and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment
Ms. Tito 1,568 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 There once was a boy named rick Who discovered his girlfriend had a dick She peed on a tree, But he didn't flee, Because he's not a transphobic prick! Homakyusai 1 Quote Link to comment
stinklerus 389 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 (edited) Here's one I remembered from years ago:- There was a young woman from Ealing Sha had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back and opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling Edited August 26, 2020 by stinklerus (see edit history) Ms. Tito and Despguy123 2 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted August 26, 2020 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 26, 2020 There once was a young man named Ty who couldn’t undo his fly he was desperate to pee But couldn’t get free So sadly he didn’t stay dry Despguy123, richard3 and Ms. Tito 3 Quote Link to comment
themerger 938 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 I once had a good friend named Jade Who danced in the yearly parade One year they were stuck With no place to duck And soaked their pants a new shade PixelatedHeart, Ms. Tito and Despguy123 3 Quote Link to comment
stinklerus 389 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 There once was a woman named Kate Who always left it too late She was bursting to pee As she walked home for tea And wet herself at the front gate Mbgpeelover, Despguy123 and themerger 3 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted August 27, 2020 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 27, 2020 There once was a girl called Fee whose boyfriend was turned on by pee Shed put on a show when desperate to go and piss herself sat on his knee Despguy123 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted August 27, 2020 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 27, 2020 There once sat a lady alone who only would pee when at home she held it all day then go home and play Where she’d orgasm loudly and moan Despguy123 1 Quote Link to comment
themerger 938 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 I once met a woman named Meg Who drank lots of beer on the reg After leaving the bar She leaned on my car And peed two whole pints down her leg Mbgpeelover 1 Quote Link to comment
themerger 938 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 OK- last one: I woke up with an ache in my head And soon felt a terrible dread My partner rolled over And patted my shoulder Saying "Sweetie, did you wet the bed?" PixelatedHeart 1 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted August 27, 2020 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 27, 2020 I once had a friend who loved tea she was always needing to pee one day it was bad she was squirming like mad you can image what that did to me! Despguy123 1 Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 A woman who needed a nappy Thought incontinence wasn't so crappy. While her friends joined the queue To go to the loo, She just went where she sat, and was happy. Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 There was a young woman called Kate, Who when having a drink, couldn't wait. Now she wears Tena Pants When she's out for a dance, And she doesn't care if she's too late! Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,402 Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 After Laura gave birth to her son, Her bladder control was all gone. No more using the loo, Now it's nappies for two. But secretly, she thinks it's fun! Quote Link to comment
stinklerus 389 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 There once was a woman named Dee she was always needing to pee a walk through the wood she found was no good as she had to squat down by a tree And one more for today:- There was a young woman Annette who drank lots of beer for a bet after lager and lime whole pints at a time Her knickers were soon soaking wet nappypants and Mbgpeelover 2 Quote Link to comment
Despguy123 2,699 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 I once met a guy from Penrith, Who was hopping around for a piss. He squeezed his cock tight, I thought 'god what a sight', As he let loose with a very loud hiss! I once met a guy name of Lee, Who was bursting to go for a wee. He squirmed and he moaned, Bent over and groaned, As he begged for permission to pee! Mbgpeelover 1 Quote Link to comment
Despguy123 2,699 Posted August 31, 2020 Share Posted August 31, 2020 I once had a classmate called Dee Who really needed a wee She pleaded and moaned 'oh Miss, please let me go' But she had to hold on 'til half three. luckymel and Mbgpeelover 2 Quote Link to comment
DrBorderline 325 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I once met a lady named Liz, Who always had to stop for a whizz. When they asked her if she, Her pants she did pee, She said "Why don't you mind your own biz?" Quote Link to comment
Fal 24 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I knew a girl who came from France, who really, really loved to dance, she got caught in a queue, trying to get to the loo, and now she's peeing her pants. Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,719 Posted September 6, 2020 Author ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted September 6, 2020 I once had a teacher, Miss Glass she refused to let kids leave her class When Clare asked to go she firmly said no So the poor girl had a wet ass Quote Link to comment
stinklerus 389 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 I once went with a girl they called Sally They said she was very pally I had hoped for a kiss But she was desperate to piss And rushed off to squat down an alley There was a young woman from Hants. Who had a strange reaction to ants If she saw one she’d scream But if she saw a whole team She would stand there pissing her pants, Quote Link to comment
stinklerus 389 Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 (edited) I admit that I’m no poet but here goes with a two verse one:- Spare a thought for dear Mary Jane The poor woman is going insane She last used the loo At a quarter to two And now it is nearly halt ten! She really can’t wait any more Her bladder is getting too sore With a shiver and shake She feels the dam break As she pisses all over the floor. Edited September 10, 2020 by stinklerus Wrong word used (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
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