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Has anyone tried writing some Omo limericks?

here’s some to start:

 

I once had a good friend called Chris

one day he was bursting to piss

he found a big tree

and called over to me

’help me aim it ‘cause I don’t want to miss!’ 
 

I once had an workmate called Kay

She chose to hold her bladder all day

she crossed her legs tight

but still lost the fight
so I hugged her and said ‘it’s ok’ 


 

 

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I admit that I’m no poet but here goes with a two verse one:-

Spare a thought for dear Mary Jane

The poor woman is going insane

She last used the loo

At a quarter to two

And now it is nearly halt ten!

She really can’t wait any more 

Her bladder is getting too sore

With a shiver and shake

She feels the dam break

As she pisses all over the floor.

Edited by stinklerus
Wrong word used (see edit history)
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