diokno44x 163 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 For those of you who don't know, sharting is when you fart, but also sort of shit yourself. So, bored, and reminding a few times where they has occured, I got to ask, anyone else here ever sharted? Quote Link to comment
bohemian85 19 Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 I think you'd have a harder time finding someone who hasn't 😂 Quote Link to comment
slycat 74 Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 I don't remember doing more it than once or twice, but I did leak a little pee when I farted a few months ago. Quote Link to comment
DiminishingReturns 275 Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 In the movie "Along Came Polly" if I remember correctly the character played by Jack Black openly admitted to his friend at a party that they had to leave because he sharted. Jack Black is known the world over as a rather infamous sharter. There is a Youtube clip of a girl sharting in a hot tub that is wildly hilarious. Oh I think I found a couple for you: In retrospect I don't think that is Jack Black but he's still a notorious sharter. Then there is this one; pretty epic: Quote Link to comment
AliasnameTO 335 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 On 7/24/2020 at 9:12 AM, DiminishingReturns said: There is a Youtube clip of a girl sharting in a hot tub that is wildly hilarious. If it's the one I recall, it feels like she knows something's wrong before it happens, then has a rather massive diarrhea episode that causes everyone to do a flying leap out of the tub. The way she just stands there clutching her stomach makes me feel bad for her. Never been into scat more than like 1% though otherwise. Quote Link to comment
DiminishingReturns 275 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 9 hours ago, AliasnameTO said: If it's the one I recall, it feels like she knows something's wrong before it happens, then has a rather massive diarrhea episode that causes everyone to do a flying leap out of the tub. The way she just stands there clutching her stomach makes me feel bad for her. Never been into scat more than like 1% though otherwise. I'm not into scat or poo at all for personal gratification but I have said a hundred times before, I have a sense of humor like a little kid and I find the farting and poo stuff to be utterly hilarious. Quote Link to comment
dirtyoldman 100 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I have been lucky, but my omo buddy Pamela not so much. She was at a party and laughed so hard that she made a major shart in her panties. She tried to sneak away from the party without being seen, and made it as far as her car, but then she was approached by a guy who had just arrived at the party. She had dated him a few times, and she was anxious just to wave and say hello and get in her car, but good fortune was not with her. He wanted to give her a hello hug. They had always been very sexual with each other, so in addition to the hug he also put his hand under her dress. OOPS!!! Fluffyjelyblob 1 Quote Link to comment
tanin 224 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Sharting - no, but I've had a couple of full-sized accidents and it was gross. ed2 1 Quote Link to comment
Kei 1,150 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 When I had food poisoning as a result of child abuse, yes. I don't recommend it if that's not your ~thing~. GrayishGalaxy 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest Steve_pee Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Had a full blown accident a few years ago. Arranged to meet a friend of mind, whose in a wheelchair, one Sunday morning at the local park. Woke up with a bad stomach, but thought I'd better turn up. Got to park, which was wide space of land, and needed toilet. There wasn't one. Met up with friend and was walking round park and chatting. I was getting more and more desperate. Eventually we stopped and I was sat on a park bench, it was when I lost control and did the lot in my pants. The worst part was just before it came out, I could feel it coming, but couldn't stop it and everything then seemed to happen in slow motion. Quote Link to comment
tanin 224 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 On 8/5/2020 at 11:26 PM, Steve_pee said: The worst part was just before it came out, I could feel it coming, but couldn't stop it and everything then seemed to happen in slow motion. Oh yes, I had the same feeling. Strange, interesting but also mortifying at the same time. Quote Link to comment
DiminishingReturns 275 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/5/2020 at 4:26 PM, Steve_pee said: Had a full blown accident a few years ago. Arranged to meet a friend of mind, whose in a wheelchair, one Sunday morning at the local park. Woke up with a bad stomach, but thought I'd better turn up. Got to park, which was wide space of land, and needed toilet. There wasn't one. Met up with friend and was walking round park and chatting. I was getting more and more desperate. Eventually we stopped and I was sat on a park bench, it was when I lost control and did the lot in my pants. The worst part was just before it came out, I could feel it coming, but couldn't stop it and everything then seemed to happen in slow motion. Hopefully your buddy got a chuckle? Quote Link to comment
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