Alex π¦ 25 Posted July 3, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2020 Hi all! Long time lurker, first time poster. I had quite the adventure today and thought I'd share. π This morning a friend called and asked if I wanted to accompany them to a local nature reserve for a walk, I had nothing better to do so I said sure. I kinda lost track of time and wasn't quite ready to leave when they arrived to pick me up - normally I would have used the bathroom prior to leaving, but in this instance I was preoccupied and forgot. I brought my huge 1.25L water bottle with me, it was already full and in the fridge so I'd just grabbed it on my way out. I didn't expect to need anywhere near that amount of water (the trail we were walking is pretty flat and easy, and I'm in the southern hemisphere so it's winter right now) but I guess since I didn't bring a bag or really anything else aside from my phone and wallet, and it was the only thing in my hands as we were walking, I kept reflexively drinking from it until not long after we'd turned to retrace back to the car, I realised I'd emptied the bottle. I don't usually intentionally hold but I know my capacity is decent so I wasn't too worried at that point. We got back to the car, friend suggested that we do some thrift shopping at the little shopping district nearby. I assumed there would be a bathroom somewhere between the dozen or more stores so I had no objections. First store we visited had no bathroom and on top of that had a line to even get in (pandemic restrictions here only allow a certain number of people in shops at a time) and once we did get in, it took ages to actually get around the store to look at things (not that I cared much about looking through secondhand clothes by that point, I was getting pretty fidgety). Friend selects a couple of things to buy, we pay and leave, and I mention to them that I need to find a restroom. They suggest the petrol station down the road. They head straight to the next thrift store which is across the road, saying I can meet them in there once I'm done. They know the area better than me so I trust their assertion that the petrol station will have a bathroom. The pedestrian crossing at the intersection on the way to the petrol station is torture. For whatever ill-fated reason, it takes a ludicrous amount of time for the walk signal to activate, meanwhile I'm trying not to squirm in front of all the cars going past. When the signal finally goes off I trot across the road sort of squeezing my thighs together as I go. I get inside and see there is a restroom! I ask the guy at the counter.... and he says it's currently for staff only, due to pandemic restrictions. He says the nearest public restroom is at the supermarket RIGHT NEXT DOOR to the thrift shop where I'd started.Β Blessedly the traffic lights let me cross almost as soon as I get to them on the way back. I waddle back to the supermarket, honestly unsure if I'm leaking a little at this point or if it's just sweat. I make it inside, and lo and behold, the restroom there.... is also temporarily closed due to the pandemic. But, the service desk employee says, there is a bathroom downstairs in the carpark that's still open to the public.Β The pedestrian access to the carpark is a ramp so long it would be comical in any other situation. By this point my friend is texting me asking where I am, but I don't have the patience to respond. I'm doing the thighs-together walk as fast as I can down this f*king ramp. I just about yell from relief when I see that the restroom is not occupied.Β Once I'm safely locked in there I take a second to snap a pic of how exaggeratedly swollen my abdomen is, free to hold myself now so I don't leak. This is definitely the biggest bladder bulge I've ever had. The carpark was mostly empty, but if there was anyone else around they definitely heard the explosion of piss that burst out of me the second my butt hit the seat. I didn't think to time it with my phone until too late, but at an estimate it went for at least a minute. (Also for the record it was just sweat after all, I'd managed not to leak at all!) I met back up with my friend and told them... most of what had happened, omitting the part about how I almost peed myself in public π Ranpalan, LostProfessor, CarmenCD and 9 others 12 Quote Link to comment
Alex π¦ 25 Posted July 7, 2020 Author Share Posted July 7, 2020 (I hope it's okay that I bump this since it moved off the first page before getting approved!) Quote Link to comment
illidan80 27 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Great story, Nice pictures! Thanks π Alex π¦ 1 Quote Link to comment
JMatthews1995 1,030 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Oh wow!! β€οΈ that's one hell of a bladder bulge!! You must have been so full. Thanks for sharing πΒ Alex π¦ 1 Quote Link to comment
Guest robotdujour Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Wow I don't think I've ever seen a bulge that big, impressive! Quote Link to comment
LostProfessor 11 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 This was a great story and thatβs an even better bulge! You must have been bursting! Alex π¦ 1 Quote Link to comment
navesink01 23 Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 It is amazing, with that bulge that nothing leaked out and that you were able to take a picture.Β Thank you for sharing. Alex π¦ 1 Quote Link to comment
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