sammilove 835 Posted May 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 1, 2020 So, as a few may know, I’ve been working on trying to expand my capacity. I had a super unintentional close call tonight. I was working. I had been drinking all day and doing some minor holds. To the point of goosebumps and feeling the need to do a pee dance. Well, after about 15 minutes of ignoring that and trying to push on a little longer, it happened. A big spurt! “Oh no. That felt like a lot...” I remembered muttering to myself. I made a bee line straight for the bathroom. I hustled into the first available stall to inspect damage and relieve myself. It was the wrong day to wear light wash jeans. Or the wrong day to push my luck. Either way, their was a fairly small but highly visible wet spot in the crotch. I was worried about being spotted as the store was closed and we basically run a skeleton crew between 9pm-11pm. It was about 10:10 when this happened. I continued my night as normal, just making sure to keep a shopping cart in front of me at all times. I was incredibly lucky that it was such a small spot and it went forward instead of backward or it would’ve been a very embarrassing hour. I think I might have to re-evaluate my ability to hold, at least while I’m at work. BlueWetter, Sentinelchicken, GreenChile and 17 others 18 2 Quote Link to comment
pissypants2005 112 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 I always blame the small wet patches as the result of vigorous hand washing. It’s gotten me out of a pinch in the past. sammilove 1 Quote Link to comment
CarmenCD 1,363 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 You can always find an excuse for a small wet patch, especially in front . Either washing my hands and splash water on the pants or just when drinking and you spilled a little. Larger wet patches or at the back are a bit harder to explain. sammilove 1 Quote Link to comment
sammilove 835 Posted May 1, 2020 Author Share Posted May 1, 2020 2 hours ago, CarmenCD said: You can always find an excuse for a small wet patch, especially in front . Either washing my hands and splash water on the pants or just when drinking and you spilled a little. Larger wet patches or at the back are a bit harder to explain. That was the plan if anyone said anything. I was very fortunate that nobody else was their with the exception of two or three employees so it was pretty easy to dodge coming into contact with them long enough to notice. Quote Link to comment
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