Likealemon 164 Posted March 29, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 29, 2020 So I've been reading all these stories and I decided to add one of my own from January. I am absolutely, completely addicted the Zero Sugar variety of Monster Energy Drink. I will occasionally just drink two of these bad boys, the 24 fl oz (709 mL according to Google) over the course of a couple hours. Granted all that caffeine probably isn't the best for me, but, hey, at least it's the no sugar version. I think if I liked the original variety I'd be on my deathbed by now but that's beside the point. All that liquid has gotten me into trouble a couple of times. Once, I had to get up far too early in the morning to drive nearly 300 miles. The whole trip would take 5 or so hours. I am not a morning person, so before I hit the road I stopped to fill up my gas tank, and to grab a couple bottles of Monster for the trip. If you've never driven on any of the interstates in America, once you're on them, it's just a matter of watching your speed and driving in an almost straight line, so it's pretty simple. It can get monotonous, though, so I wanted to make sure I was prepared for the day's journey and not falling asleep at the wheel. I downed both the cans within the first 90 or so minutes, and didn't think about the consequences much. It was about 10 miles past a rest plaza an hour later when I realized I had to pee. That's just my luck, it seems, and I'm so used to doing this drive I knew I'd be coming up on the next one in about 45 minutes. So I just refocused on the radio, kept my eyes ahead, and tried to ignore it. By the time I was coming up on the plaza, I really had to go, and I could feel every gulp of both cans I'd had making their way through my system. Once the rest stop finally came into view, all I could see were the flashing lights of emergency vehicles. An 18 wheeler had jackknifed at the bottom of the exit and rolled, making it impossible to access the rest stop. Huge ropes were strung across both sides, and I could see that the entire place had been emptied out and closed down. There was no way I could get to the bathroom there. So I just continued on, my stomach sinking when I saw the sign "NEXT SERVICE STATION - 65 MILES" but I still thought I could make it. 30 minutes later I realized there was absolutely no way I was getting to that service station. I was squeezing my legs together any time I could use cruise control, cursing myself for wearing jeans that were too tight to be able to hold myself. I knew I'd have to jump out of the car and go and pee along the side of the road, but I couldn't find an emergency shoulder for miles. Any time it was safe I was desperately scanning for a place to jump the guard rail and piss behind a bush or something, but I could never find it. After 10 minutes of agitated searching, and clenching as I felt the first few drips slide into my panties, I finally found an emergency pull-off and tore off the main road onto it. There was a huge field next to it with no cover. My original plan was to get out, run over to the slightly more hidden passenger side, open the back door for some extra privacy, and squat behind it with one of the empty Monster cans. As soon as I opened the driver's side door I realized that wasn't happening. The winter air made my bladder contract, and I lost another squirt of liquid into my underwear. I raced around the front of the car to the passenger side, and danced from side to side while I opened the passenger door. I managed to get my jeans off, not without another huge jet saturating my panties, squatted down by the inner frame of the car in an attempt to hide my ass from the main road, and finally let go. At first my pee sprayed everywhere and actually managed to end up on the back of my legs. With difficulty, I managed to control the stream so it didn't end up all over my clothes, and I Just went. It took forever to empty my bladder, and all the while I was swearing to myself. My pussy being exposed to the frigid air heightened every feeling, so I still remember how it felt to finally let go. It was the loudest hiss I've ever managed to make and it steamed up as it hit the pavement. The relief was just incredible. Once I finished pissing I dug around in the glove compartment for a napkin to clean myself with, stuffed another one into my wet panties so I wouldn't have to sit directly in my cooling piss, pulled on my clothes and just continued on driving. I'm still new to writing stories around here, so I hope some people like it! I have so many stories I'd love to tell about my love for caffeine getting me into trouble. Maybe one day I'll type a bunch up. Ranpalan, Drip, soo-pis-sed and 12 others 15 Quote Link to comment
Lythe 64 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Oh I totally know that feeling when you see a wreck or something causing traffic. When I was 19 or so, I was driving back home from another city. It was normally like an hour drive, and in my infinite brilliance I picked up a giant strawberry limeade from sonic (one of the 44 ounce ones) on the way back. It started pouring down rain, and then when the traffic stacked up I wasn't at a point where I needed to go so I didnt worry about it. By the time I realized how stuck I really was, I'd finished the drink and crunched through most of the ice. I think I was there for an hour and a half? I was dying by the end of it, but I managed to get to the next gas station once the traffic cleared enough for me to start moving. Quote Link to comment
liesjeversteven 1,826 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I don't drink any pop, but I'm a big coffee addict. I walk around with a big refillable coffee cup all day and it has about the same effect on me. It's gotten me in trouble more than once. Quote Link to comment
theGAME777 76 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I've been in about the same scenario on multiple occasions. Getting to a rest stop literally in the process of wetting your pants. I've posted some of my experiences on here as well Quote Link to comment
DespAndHold 337 Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I love this scenario and you wrote it up so well I could really imagine how you felt at each moment I hope to read more from you soon Quote Link to comment
OwOmOsan 14 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 Monster really does get easy to drink huh? Workout once I got a few monsters and drank all of them and it didn't get to me till I slept, fortunately though (and in some ways unfortunately) that urge woke me up and I just got off the bed, took a few steps to the right and my toilet's right there. Quote Link to comment
Wetsy 169 Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) I know the feeling,been there lots of times, sometimes being held up by a train or highway construction.. That's when I reach into the back, put a garbage bag on the seat for protection, and just enjoy the warmth and the relief of pressure.. I also always carry a change of jeans and underwear for afterwards..Guess I shouldn't drink coffee on long journeys Edited April 1, 2020 by Wetsy (see edit history) LilMiss and Likealemon 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Spectator9 952 Posted April 7, 2020 Share Posted April 7, 2020 I have a neighbor who gets a giant coffee on his 1.5 - 2 hour commute home, and many times he has dashed from his car around to the back of the garage for an emergency pee. Although he would never admit it, I think he secretly likes the challenge of holding it. Quote Link to comment
sarafayer 15 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 I'm just about as addicted to the original variety of monster as you are to the sugar free one. I know it's terrible for me but I can't stop. 😅 It also gets me into similar types of trouble. I always think I have a tiny bladder and then remind myself I'm full of diuretics. Monster goes through me quicker than even coffee does. Thanks for sharing your story!! Quote Link to comment
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