Linxsquat 185 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Very well written! Golf courses are tricky like that, the one near where I live has even less accessibility to the clubhouse or any other portaloo, so it’s sort of a known thing that you just go pee in the woods adjacent to the course if you have to. It gets more interesting when golfing in a group. Everyone is drinking and talking smack and us guys just pee in the woods but the women in the group either have to hold it in or shamelessly go into the woods and pop a squat. Great times lol Quote Link to comment
Skirt Accident 279 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 I really like the idea of a woman wetting her skirt while golfing. I'm glad to hear it happens sometimes... Quote Link to comment
BeautifulBlueE 646 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 On 2/25/2020 at 8:24 PM, Linxsquat said: Very well written! Golf courses are tricky like that, the one near where I live has even less accessibility to the clubhouse or any other portaloo, so it’s sort of a known thing that you just go pee in the woods adjacent to the course if you have to. It gets more interesting when golfing in a group. Everyone is drinking and talking smack and us guys just pee in the woods but the women in the group either have to hold it in or shamelessly go into the woods and pop a squat. Great times lol Definitely being a woman has it's disadvantages when it comes to peeing outside, lol. I try my best to avoid it, because it never turns out well for me. 😂 Bravestone 1 Quote Link to comment
waterrat 98 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 45 minutes ago, nerdy princess said: Definitely being a woman has it's disadvantages when it comes to peeing outside, lol. I try my best to avoid it, because it never turns out well for me. 😂 Is it really that bad? Maybe some practice could help 😉 Quote Link to comment
BeautifulBlueE 646 Posted March 22, 2020 Author Share Posted March 22, 2020 Just now, waterrat said: Is it really that bad? Maybe some practice could help 😉 Anytime I've ever tried it, it turned out to be that bad. Quote Link to comment
Anna B 274 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) On 3/23/2020 at 4:13 AM, nerdy princess said: Definitely being a woman has it's disadvantages when it comes to peeing outside, lol. I try my best to avoid it, because it never turns out well for me. 😂 A skirt or dress is definitely the way to go if there's any chance that there mightn't be a toilet when one is desperately needed. It's much easier to pull down just panties than shorts or jeans as well, and the dress still offers some cover around the back. And if things are really dire, with almost no privacy at all, you can simply kneel somewhere (preferably thick grass) and pee through your panties, keeping your legs together. Kneeling avoids the problem of soaked shoes, and there's less visible leg length for anyone to see the pee rushing down. (It's helpful to be able to stop part way if necessary, like if someone comes walking by too close) Then all you have to do is subtly wipe away the wetness from the inside of the thighs and avoid sitting down for half an hour or so. Edited March 26, 2020 by Anna B (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
Guest Nils JD Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Anna B said: A skirt or dress is definitely the way to go if there's any chance that there mightn't be a toilet when one is desperately needed. It's much easier to pull down just panties than shorts or jeans as well, and the dress still offers some cover around the back. And if things are really dire, with almost no privacy at all, you can simply kneel somewhere (preferably thick grass) and pee through your panties, keeping your legs together. Kneeling avoids the problem of soaked shoes, and there's less visible leg length for anyone to see the pee rushing down. (It's helpful to be able to stop part way if necessary, like if someone comes walking by too close) Then all you have to do is subtly wipe away the wetness from the inside of the thighs and avoid sitting down for half an hour or so. Sounds like you're really and experienced outdoor wetter. 😉 What would you do if you wore sandals or flip flops? Would you midn getting these wet? Quote Link to comment
CoffeeDrinker 133 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I'm an avid golfer. I play a bunch with friends and sometimes pair up with buddies to enter tournaments. Whenever we have to pee while playing, if it's a bunch of guys we'll just wander over to the nearest tree and let it rip. Sometimes we don't even bother to find a tree, we'll walk a few yards off to the side of the hole. I've been standing on the tee with a group and just turned my back to them and peed off the back of the tee box while someone was hitting. So in this setting I've never seen or witnessed desperation let alone an accident. Now if there are women anywhere around, we (and I) are much more respectful! Waiting until the halfway house or on-course restroom to go, or going DEEP into the woods on the pretense of looking for a lost ball. The closest I ever came to wetting on a golf course was when I was much younger in my late teens. I caddied once a week for a group of older women. It was a lot of fun, they chain-smoked and cursed like sailors and tipped me really well. One round about the 12th hole I realized I needed to pee, but the on-course restroom wasn't until behind the 16th green. I held and held, at one point trying to sneak into the woods when they were putting but was called back out to rake a bunker. By the time we got to the 16th green, I chucked the bags onto the ground and RACED into the restroom. They had to pull the flagstick and read their own putts on that one! wetaccident 1 Quote Link to comment
Skirt Accident 279 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 23 hours ago, Anna B said: A skirt or dress is definitely the way to go if there's any chance that there mightn't be a toilet when one is desperately needed. It's much easier to pull down just panties than shorts or jeans as well, and the dress still offers some cover around the back. And if things are really dire, with almost no privacy at all, you can simply kneel somewhere (preferably thick grass) and pee through your panties, keeping your legs together. Kneeling avoids the problem of soaked shoes, and there's less visible leg length for anyone to see the pee rushing down. (It's helpful to be able to stop part way if necessary, like if someone comes walking by too close) Then all you have to do is subtly wipe away the wetness from the inside of the thighs and avoid sitting down for half an hour or so. Skirts definitely make accidents a lot easier for a lady! I'm very much a fan of them just pissing right through their knickers under the skirt. nappypants 1 Quote Link to comment
Anna B 274 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 19 hours ago, Nils JD said: Sounds like you're really and experienced outdoor wetter. 😉 What would you do if you wore sandals or flip flops? Would you midn getting these wet? Haha, it's not exactly a way of life for me, but yes I have had several occasions when I've been desperate enough with no toilet available to resort to peeing like I described. Maybe not the whole lot, but enough to give me enough relief for a while. As to "normal" peeing outdoors, yes, I'd prefer to squat in the bush rather than use a filthy public toilet any day! (Toilets in shopping centres are usually clean enough, although I still prefer to wait until I get home) I'd still kneel, not only to avoid getting my sandals or thongs wet, but to avoid it being so obvious that i was peeing down my legs. Quote Link to comment
BeautifulBlueE 646 Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 10:37 AM, CoffeeDrinker said: I'm an avid golfer. I play a bunch with friends and sometimes pair up with buddies to enter tournaments. Whenever we have to pee while playing, if it's a bunch of guys we'll just wander over to the nearest tree and let it rip. Sometimes we don't even bother to find a tree, we'll walk a few yards off to the side of the hole. I've been standing on the tee with a group and just turned my back to them and peed off the back of the tee box while someone was hitting. So in this setting I've never seen or witnessed desperation let alone an accident. Now if there are women anywhere around, we (and I) are much more respectful! Waiting until the halfway house or on-course restroom to go, or going DEEP into the woods on the pretense of looking for a lost ball. The closest I ever came to wetting on a golf course was when I was much younger in my late teens. I caddied once a week for a group of older women. It was a lot of fun, they chain-smoked and cursed like sailors and tipped me really well. One round about the 12th hole I realized I needed to pee, but the on-course restroom wasn't until behind the 16th green. I held and held, at one point trying to sneak into the woods when they were putting but was called back out to rake a bunker. By the time we got to the 16th green, I chucked the bags onto the ground and RACED into the restroom. They had to pull the flagstick and read their own putts on that one! I'm sorry I'm just now seeing this. Being a guy definitely has it's advantages in that regard, lol. Did that happen before you knew you were into this? Quote Link to comment
CoffeeDrinker 133 Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 4/3/2020 at 12:32 AM, nerdy princess said: I'm sorry I'm just now seeing this. Being a guy definitely has it's advantages in that regard, lol. Did that happen before you knew you were into this? I've known I was into this since early on, so the answer to your question is no. That being said, the context of this (and other) desperate experiences I have had in my life made this not at all sexual at the time. As I read this board and various topics bring back long tucked-away memories, they become more sexualized...seems like when the context was asexual, the memory instead focuses strongly on the feeling of my bladder and the pure bliss of the eventual release. The brain can play some wonderful tricks sometimes! Quote Link to comment
BeautifulBlueE 646 Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) On 4/4/2020 at 9:35 AM, CoffeeDrinker said: I've known I was into this since early on, so the answer to your question is no. That being said, the context of this (and other) desperate experiences I have had in my life made this not at all sexual at the time. As I read this board and various topics bring back long tucked-away memories, they become more sexualized...seems like when the context was asexual, the memory instead focuses strongly on the feeling of my bladder and the pure bliss of the eventual release. The brain can play some wonderful tricks sometimes! I didn't necessarily mean for it to be sexualized. I've had many instances where I wasn't yet aware of my desire for it. It was merely a question. Edited April 6, 2020 by nerdy princess (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
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