randomrobot007 60 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Marmite of course Where is thomas the tank engine? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Left behind because obviously Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is the worst in the series. Why did I fail my tests even though I studied? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Because you answerd all b What happens if i divide by zero? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 No need to ask me, just look at what happened to Japan at the end of WWII. Why can’t I get out of bed? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Gravity. Why can't we own big cats like lions and jaguars as pets ? Link to comment
Fisk 106 Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 The average house doesn't have enough storage space for cardboard boxes of that size, and not letting your cat sit in cardboard box is animal cruelty. Speaking of cats, why are some poor fuckers like myself allergic to those majestic creatures? ): Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) Because you do not have enough cardboard to cure it. Who invented Mondays? Edited November 12, 2017 by Drakon Typo (see edit history) Link to comment
Fisk 106 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Okay, this is not a widely known piece of info, and it may even sound like a conspiracy, but it's the truth and I may get in trouble for telling you this... But the truth must prevail. The inventor of Mondays is Garfield. He invented a day that doesn't seem like such a big deal (because it is, after all, a day just like any other), but causes slight discomfort in the average arbetare's life. The discomfort is so subtle that you don't even pay attention to it... until you see a person talk about that discomfort in a well exaggerated way, and it makes you realize how you, too, hate Mondays. You start craving the publications of said person, just like hundreds of thousands of other people, which makes this one person raise into fame and wealth as the iconic Monday-hater. (This is also how lasagna became a thing. You could think it was the Italians, but that's wrong info. It was actually Garfield saving his sales with a new, emotional ranting gimmick when the hatred towards Monday started wearing off.) And that is how Garfield gained his current status as a public icon. It didn't happen by chance, it was not just the common man talking about an everyday problem that many identify with. It was a highly intelligent individual creating a problem that he could then talk about to make the masses identify with his opinions and buy his books! Now you know, darling, the power of capitalism. Hopefully they won't come after me for telling you the truth. My question: There are some people knocking on my door. They keep shouting "this is the police, open the door", but when I peek through my curtains, I see they're certainly not the police. Just some weird guys in black trench coats, who appear to be carrying fire weapons. There's like 23 of them in the front yard, and more on the back yard. And they have these really angry looking dogs, and at least 10 vans disguised as ice cream trucks parked on my neighbor's parking spaces. Oh, now one of them turned around, the back of his coat says "Garfield co." So my question is, should I open my door for them? I'd like to invite them in for a cup of coffee, but I don't know, I'm getting the feeling they could be some shady guys. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Oh, you should invite them in. For sure. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted November 24, 2017 Share Posted November 24, 2017 ERROR QUESTION NOT FOUND SUPPLYING QUESTION TO CONTINUE TOPIC: HOW CAN I MAKE YOU JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE? Link to comment
CloudedArcTrpr 131 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 On 10/29/2017 at 12:01 PM, dodedrea said: Yes this is dog. Why are there three pennies in my pocket? Are ye drunk fer' real? Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted December 10, 2017 Share Posted December 10, 2017 By ordering exactly 64 cheeseburgers and forcing McDonalds to give you a glorious 17.70 piece chicken McNugget all perfectly made to be vegan friendly. If a square can be a rectangle, but a rectangle cannot be a square, wtf is a hexagon? Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 A triggered shape. Does Men's room mean Men's only or everyone since you are either Man or Woman? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 26, 2017 Share Posted December 26, 2017 No, men’s rooms are only for men, so no boys, women, etc. They have women’s bathrooms as well but again, girls and boys can’t use it, so they have to just go in their pants. Why does my friend always joke about pee? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Because their i.q is over 420 What is the meaning of life? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 42. Why am I still in bed? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Because you scared of yhe cookie monster under you bed What happens if you put golf balls in a blender? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 You get a rich white guy. Is my bladder really big, or do I just not drink enough? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 You need to drink more pepsi max Which is better pokémon or digimon? Link to comment
TrueDepression 92 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Life. Why is my bed wet? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Because during the night emma watson came along peed on your bed while you were sleeping How will the world end? Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 (edited) Nachos will stop being produced and people will resort to the state of mind like the twinky crisis and the Szechuan sauce. People will spend so much money that one person accumulates a massive amount of wealth and then disappears from society, leaving us to a societal collapse. if one plus one is 2 and two plus two is 4 why is the square root of 144 12? Edited January 2, 2018 by Drakon (see edit history) Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Because math Is this the way to Amarillo? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 No, but it’s is the way Arabella. What’s is the best rock band from the 1500s? Link to comment
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