Smeath 30 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I don't know, sounds like Weinergrass. lololol Why are french fries so popular in America if they're "French". Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Because.....cheese Why did the ape smile at the chicken? Link to comment
HarryPotterFan 83 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Cause popcorn can be cooked in a microwave...duh. :) Why do lion's look like bannannas? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Because they eat grapes, geeze, everyone knows that! Tehe x3 Why is my tummy making funny noises? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Because you swallowed a lion...d'oh http://omorashi.org/public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.png Why did you let him squash my muffin? Link to comment
WettingGurl06 5 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Because he wanted somwhere soft to sit. Who is the 27,868 President of the usa? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I am! Why do I have to pee all the time? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because you ate too many watermelon seeds. Why wont the wall answer me back? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because it's too busy being a wall. Why won't my cats stop play fighting? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because the dog ate their food. Why is the sun purple? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because you're droppin' acid. Why is pee yellow? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 No its not, its blue...duh lol Why did the donkey eat the eggs? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (I once actually had some incontinence medicine [That was not good] that turned by pee blue, I am not messing you. It stained part of the toilet.) Because he was hungry, DERP! Why do I have to pee? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because the donkey said so. Where the heck did I throw my moose at? (Thats sounds so horrible...hope everything was ok though) Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (It's alright, xD) The donkey. Why did the donkey tell me to break glass? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because it needed a plate. Do grapes have feelings? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 If they do I'll never eat them again. Why did the orange attack the lemon? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because the lemon was cheating on him with a peach. Why does the dryer like our socks so much? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (lololomg) Because uheheheheh the dryer is male. Why do cats hate water? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because it reminds them of other cats spit. Why do butterflies cry? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Because they saw my face, dur. Why is my cat so intrigued by the rain outside? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Because it wants to see the ants drown. Why is the cheese eat the pepper? Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Because peppers are great, Does chocolate milk come from a brown cow? Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Of course it does. Where else would it come from, a white cow? smh... http://omorashi.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.png Why did you let the goat into his house? Link to comment
Removed 33 Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Because the wife was out, and we could no longer deny our love! http://omorashi.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.png Have you ever herped so hard that you derped? O.o Link to comment
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