D0nt45k 169 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 ...Fuck, now I wanna know the answer to that too. Who wants tacos? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Nobody. Society has progressed past the need for tacos. It's only burritos from here on out. Why does my cat eat cardboard Link to comment
ReckGamesABDL 10 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Because tomorrow is yesterday What day is it? Link to comment
Ian Newton 299 Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 The day before tomorrow. Why do Hermit Crabs make sensitive lovers? Link to comment
calebmofo 4 Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 https://files.catbox.moe/wgki42.mp3 sleep relaxation Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Because the crabs make them feel bad about themselves. Why won’t my dog change color? Link to comment
Zury08 0 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 @Lugia for when part 2 of the story of Showcase desperation (Pokémon XY fanfic) I need to see the version of chespin Link to comment
Joy999 140 Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 because only cats can change color duh. how did someone discover cow milk thousands of years ago was edible. Link to comment
austria 6 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 (edited) They were trying to cosplay as a calve and took it too serious Why are there no domwoofers, even though there are subwoofers? Edited March 6, 2022 by austria Edit: typo (see edit history) Link to comment
DerekOmoso 371 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Because the donkey ate the peach. Why is the bar stool upside down? Link to comment
flaPhlame 3 Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Because it's on the other side of the world. Why is Blu Tack blue? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Any other colour would make the name "Blu Tack" false advertising, so it has to be blue to avoid potential lawsuits. Why does the small/medium/large option only change the size of the fries/drink, and not the burger? Link to comment
Gumbal Dreemur 0 Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Because burgers aren't real. Are we there yet? Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Look out the window Where's my shoes? Link to comment
Gumbal Dreemur 0 Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 I ate them. Why did the water suddenly get warmer? Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Sir, please don't bathe in Old Faithful Who touched the thermostat? Link to comment
Gumbal Dreemur 0 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 My dad ate it. How do I vent? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 By airing yourself out How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Way more drinks than the legal limit, now step out of the car. Am I being detained? Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) That depends on what game you're playing. (Stupidest question I can think of) Why are butterflies so scary?! Edited May 20, 2022 by AromaticPee "Kirby lore" is too obvious. (see edit history) Link to comment
flaPhlame 3 Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Because they’re flower demons. Why are books? Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Because they reveal your worst nightmares when opened! How do I eat sushi? Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Carefully Which way is the exit? Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Down the barrel How do you do the Dew? Link to comment
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