SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 To stick your hand in it silly! Why did the cheese try to eat the rooster? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Because it smelt like bacon What happens when I put a blender inside of a microwave and start it (the microwave not the blender) Link to comment
CrayonJunkie 12 Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 A beaver explodes! Is you-know-who, a Watchamacallit? Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 No, he’s a potato. If I stare at a tv long enough will I go inside of it? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Only if the tv is on channel 60 What time is it? Link to comment
Guest tortoise Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Eleven to twelve! Why is there a fish in my bath? Link to comment
GermanShepherd 442 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Probably exited through your butt. What if trees could wear clothes? J.C.W. 1 Link to comment
Tentacool 1,385 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 They'd have a hard time putting all their branches through the sleeves! What does starbucks drinks and toilets have in common? Link to comment
BlueRaven 212 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Closed lids. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Link to comment
GermanShepherd 442 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 (edited) Because ravens have descended from the greatest life form, writing desks. Who's Joe? Edited August 18, 2020 by GermanShepherd (see edit history) Link to comment
Tentacool 1,385 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Joe MAMA!! What's the greatest plan? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Plan 6 How much is a gold blender? Link to comment
MojaveDDLG 69 Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 More than three. Why is the skin of my fingers red? Link to comment
markurinerj 62 Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Because you just ate Cheetos. Do androids dream of electric sheep? Link to comment
lethalty60 33 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Don't know. Ask an android. What is wrong with me? Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Yes. Are hamburgers tacos? Link to comment
lethalty60 33 Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Ask a hamburger. Where's the beef? Link to comment
ShinyVolcarona 181 Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 With a specialist Russian commando having a beautiful candle light dinner in a Pakistani brothel. Can you see me? Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Yes, otherwise I would be unable to respond to your message. ______ If it's apparently so obvious that the sky is blue, why is the sky here always grey? Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 12/11/2020 at 1:46 PM, Pc Genie said: Yes, otherwise I would be unable to respond to your message. ______ If it's apparently so obvious that the sky is blue, why is the sky here always grey? apples. why is my cat teal? Link to comment
howeverhowever 73 Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 in peace how do you blink? Link to comment
PuppyDog230 102 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 One foot in front of the other Why are oranges orange? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 oh my god harry you can't just ask an orange why it's orange what is the best thing? Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted August 14, 2021 Share Posted August 14, 2021 (edited) Well it's obviously not the worst thing, so you're one step closer to finding out! Why can't I sleep? Edited August 14, 2021 by D0nt45k (see edit history) Link to comment
Ms. Tito 1,569 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 On 8/14/2021 at 6:20 AM, D0nt45k said: Well it's obviously not the worst thing, so you're one step closer to finding out! Why can't I sleep? Because no Do your pubes become the same color as your hair when you go Super Saiyan? Link to comment
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