randomrobot007 60 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 They wanted too much money What should the next star wars film be called? Link to comment
jiffyomo 53 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 To Darth Vader, thanks for everything, A.A. Milne. Why are chickens afraid of spontaneous combustion? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Because they are afraid their heads will fall off and then their bodies will run around aimlessly for an hour. Hiw do I drive from Europe to the USA? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Take left turn at atlantis How do i get high? Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Go check your remaining fuel level, throw yourself at the ground and miss. Oh Captain, my captain, where beist thou? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Itchy and Scatchy Land Whats in the box? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Jack. Honey, where are my pants? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I am your pants. *wraps myself around your legs* Where have all the good times gone? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Behind the sofa Why did the chicken cross the road Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Because it's a free country and a chicken can do whatever the hell it wants Seriously why is this cat so goddamn cute? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Because it made a deal with the devil What is the neck bone connected to? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 The neck, Whats so humorous about the humorous? Link to comment
put name here 68 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 what is stupid? Link to comment
put name here 68 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 On 10/16/2017 at 9:24 PM, Kez said: Because it's a free country and a chicken can do whatever the hell it wants Seriously why is this cat so goddamn cute? because cats ARE cute jiffyomo and Kez 2 Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 On 10/18/2017 at 9:54 PM, put name here said: what is stupid? Smart. Hello? Link to comment
dodedrea 423 Posted October 29, 2017 🌟 OmoOrg VIP Share Posted October 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, Kez said: Smart. Hello? Yes this is dog. Why are there three pennies in my pocket? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Because if there were 4, you would have asked why there were 4 pennies in it. What time is it? Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 A time What is your favourite colour? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 (edited) Nothing because colour is wrong it’s color. Why did the Americans have to change their language so much from the Brits to the point where we see everything spelled properly, like colour, as wrong? Edited November 2, 2017 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
Ely 446 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I guess they wanted to get rid of "u". Where can I get a pet dragon ? Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Aisle 5, next to the unicorns Do you like blueberries? Link to comment
Ely 446 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Yes, with some Ketchup ! How old are you ? Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 On some days 5000 and others about 8. Plus or minus a few hundred years. If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ‘8’ 9, why is 7 a lucky number? Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 No, I’d say that’s pretty Malicious. When is my friend going to have an accident? Link to comment
Ely 446 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 On New year's Eve. Who designed the kangaroos ? Link to comment
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