The Corrupted Wish Game

[omorashibot 128]

2 hours ago, Misteriousmr said:

You didn't specify when, you wil get an upvote in 10,000 years

I wish I could snap my cute loving GF out of her hypnotism

Also, "my phone looks like the letter I":

 

technicially I use the uppercase I so it doesnt make that many difference

also you doesnt get to correct my ruin.

Edited August 7, 2022 by omorashibot (see edit history)

[Misteriousmr 525]

10 hours ago, omorashibot said:

technicially I use the uppercase I so it doesnt make that many difference

also you doesnt get to correct my ruin.

It's a reactionary wish, also, where's that in the rulebook

[omorashibot 128]

On 8/8/2022 at 5:09 AM, Misteriousmr said:

It's a reactionary wish, also, where's that in the rulebook

ok let just continue the wishing

I wish for privacy.

[Misteriousmr 525]

Granted, you are no longer connected to the internet

I wish for a glass of water

[omorashibot 128]

19 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said:

Granted, you are no longer connected to the internet

I wish for a glass of water

the water is full of dangerous bacteria and virus

I wish for a bottled water that is verfied by the FDA.

[Misteriousmr 525]

11 hours ago, omorashibot said:

the water is full of dangerous bacteria and virus

I wish for a bottled water that is verfied by the FDA.

Granted, but this FDA means "Fucking Dangerous Alchemy"

I wish to be well rested

[trekkie 847]

Granted! You fall asleep and wake up fifty years later, very well rested indeed!

 I wish I was a wizard. 

Edited August 28, 2022 by trekkie (see edit history)

[Kez 347]

Granted, you become an internet wizard by reaching the age of 30 without ever having sex.

 

I wish for my heat tolerance to improve just enough so that I can finish these hot wings.

[brofist12 9]

On 9/1/2022 at 4:57 AM, Kez said:

Granted, you become an internet wizard by reaching the age of 30 without ever having sex.

 

I wish for my heat tolerance to improve just enough so that I can finish these hot wings.

granted,but the hot wings is burning,so you dont feel anything but you still die

I wish for 100000 primogem

[TheLoneRanger 253]

On 9/5/2022 at 3:56 PM, brofist12 said:

granted,but the hot wings is burning,so you dont feel anything but you still die

I wish for 100000 primogem

Granted but the online gaming community knows you didn't earn that and locks you out of the game.

I wish for a Porsche 944

[Misteriousmr 525]

On 9/12/2022 at 3:59 AM, TheLoneRanger said:

Granted but the online gaming community knows you didn't earn that and locks you out of the game.

I wish for a Porsche 944

Granted, you get a Porsche from the year 944, enjoy your soap box with wheels!

 

I wish I could control my libido at will

On 8/28/2022 at 8:06 PM, trekkie said:

Granted! You fall asleep and wake up fifty years later, very well rested indeed!

 

[TheLoneRanger 253]

44 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said:

Granted, you get a Porsche from the year 944, enjoy your soap box with wheels!

 

I wish I could control my libido at will

 

Granted you can control your libido.

Unfortunately you lose control of your bladder. Now when you get excited you are standing in a puddle.

 

I wish I could get rid of this joint pain.

[Misteriousmr 525]

I mean of I can control when I get excited and when I get excited I pee doesn't that mean I control when I pee?

Anyhow, granted, your joints are now soldered together and unmovable. Now THAT'S a Pinnochio remake.

Speaking of which, I wish Disney stopped making "live action" "remakes"

[asperman1 18]

Granted, they now make Animated Adaptions of their Live-Action films, which are even worse than the live-action remakes.

 

I wish I had a slice of pizza.

[Kez 347]

Granted, my man is bringing it to you now
 

I wish every time I went to the kitchen at night looking for a snack, I would always find exactly what I wanted

[Stickman 1]

Granted, but you only want to eat raw onions seasoned with garlic.

 

I wish all of my underwear would change into diapers.

[trekkie 847]

On 10/10/2022 at 2:57 PM, Stickman said:

I wish all of my underwear would change into diapers.

 

Granted, but it means there's no hiding it from anyone who lives with you because you've got a dresser full of diapers and no underwear but the other person's in the laundry. You'd also have to be careful when shopping, as the instant any underwear becomes 'yours,' poof! Also, you'd never be able to wear an undershirt again because that is also underwear.

...does it really count if I just take the original wish to its conclusion?

 

On 8/31/2022 at 4:57 PM, Kez said:

Granted, you become an internet wizard by reaching the age of 30 without ever having sex.

I'm ace, so no problem there! 😄

 

[Stickman 1]

1 hour ago, trekkie said:

Granted, but it means there's no hiding it from anyone who lives with you because you've got a dresser full of diapers and no underwear but the other person's in the laundry. You'd also have to be careful when shopping, as the instant any underwear becomes 'yours,' poof! Also, you'd never be able to wear an undershirt again because that is also underwear.

...does it really count if I just take the original wish to its conclusion?

Luckily, I live by myself and can work from home most days. I also don't really wear undershirts. So, crisis averted.

[Kez 347]

I wish for coffee

[trekkie 847]

11 hours ago, Kez said:

I wish for coffee

Granted, but it's cold and has no milk, sugar, or cream.

I wish I could fly.

@Stickman Grr, lucky.

[DesperateDawn 295]

On 4/22/2023 at 9:23 AM, trekkie said:

Granted, but it's cold and has no milk, sugar, or cream.

I wish I could fly.

@Stickman Grr, lucky.

Granted, but you can only fly for 10 seconds at a time. 

I wish for a box of kittens. 

[trekkie 847]

@DesperateDawn

Granted. Enjoy your box of feral kittens that want to claw your eyeballs out! 😄 

I wish I was rich and famous.

[DesperateDawn 295]

21 minutes ago, trekkie said:

@DesperateDawn

Granted. Enjoy your box of feral kittens that want to claw your eyeballs out! 😄 

I wish I was rich and famous.

Granted. You never specified what you'd be famous for... so good luck finding a publicist for a pedophile 😛 (too soon?) 

I wish I had x-ray vision and could see through walls

[AstralPrince 46]

28 minutes ago, DesperateDawn said:

Granted. You never specified what you'd be famous for... so good luck finding a publicist for a pedophile 😛 (too soon?) 

I wish I had x-ray vision and could see through walls

Granted. You can only see through walls that have a window though.

I wish I never had to pay for a subscription service.

Edited Wednesday at 10:02 PM by AstralPrince
Fixed a typo: paid to pay. (see edit history)

[DesperateDawn 295]

2 hours ago, AstralPrince said:

Granted. You can only see through walls that have a window though.

I wish I never had to pay for a subscription service.

Granted, but the connection is always slow as fuck

I wish I had a desktop pc