Guest AromaticPee Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Granted, but you're gonna have to search the world over, and then go free solo a rock structure (climb without any assistance). I wish Magic: The Gathering had a set that uses the mechanics I like (for instance: proliferate, evolve, undying, escape). Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Granted, all the cards are printed in an unknown, indecypherable language and thus unusable I wish I had a Stand Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 Granted, but all it does is yell "Egg" and spit dollar bills from its mouth. I wish my roommates could understand my fetishes, but I don't think it'd ever happen... Quote Link to comment
silvermoon 561 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but you can no longer understand them. I wish I wasn't so sick (without dying). Quote Link to comment
Kez 371 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted. You get better, then you get hit by a truck, but you don't die. I wish for corned beef hash Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but it feels like something illegal was put into it. I wish I had a weak bladder without it being infected or lethal. Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 Jesus Aromatic is that all you think about? Anyway... Granted but your urine evaporates before you can start emptying your bladder I wish I could learn things without having to go through the process of actually learning Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 No, it's not... I think about a lot of things, and pee is definitely one of them. Anyway... granted, but you're never going to use anything you learn in the future. I wish there was something I could do to make a positive difference in my town... Quote Link to comment
JayLew 37 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 On 6/2/2022 at 3:20 PM, AromaticPee said: I wish there was something I could do to make a positive difference in my town... Granted. Everyone in your town now tests positive for Covid, and you're the one who infected them. I wish I could speak and understand every language in the world. Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 Granted, but the only language that others can understand is sign language. I wish I had more time to work on what matters most... Quote Link to comment
silvermoon 561 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 8 hours ago, AromaticPee said: Granted, but the only language that others can understand is sign language. I wish I had more time to work on what matters most... Granted, time has stopped and so too has the Earth's rotation. I wish skorts (skirts with built-in shorts) didn't exist. Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Granted, but your shirt is stapled to your pants. I wish I had a working car... Quote Link to comment
silvermoon 561 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 On 6/5/2022 at 7:21 AM, AromaticPee said: Granted, but your shirt is stapled to your pants. I wish I had a working car... Granted, but it's the car from The Flintstones. I wish I was wearing a skirt instead of those pants. Quote Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Granted, but it magically renders undies invisible and lifts itself up whenever you're near your crush. ... I hope she likes that kinda stuff. I wish my friends and I could have better luck in general... Quote Link to comment
silvermoon 561 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Granted, but only one of you gets good luck at a time, the rest getting bad luck. Hmm, well I'm asexual and can't have a crush, so I guess I'll wish it'd still show my underwear at the cost of lifting up at the slighest gust of wind. Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 On 6/10/2022 at 1:28 AM, silvermoon said: Granted, but only one of you gets good luck at a time, the rest getting bad luck. Hmm, well I'm asexual and can't have a crush, so I guess I'll wish it'd still show my underwear at the cost of lifting up at the slighest gust of wind. Granted, wind has ceased to exist I wish people weren't so terrible Quote Link to comment
Stickman 1 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Granted, but you can only communicate in sign language. I wish that when I peed, everyone else in the world peed at the same time regardless of where they were. Quote Link to comment
Guest Travelbladder Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 On 6/24/2022 at 6:07 PM, Stickman said: Granted, but you can only communicate in sign language. I wish that when I peed, everyone else in the world peed at the same time regardless of where they were. Granted except now your blind and deaf so you can never see it hear it I wish I could travel anywhere whenever I want for free Quote Link to comment
omorashibot 133 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Quote Granted except now your blind and deaf so you can never see it hear it I wish I could travel anywhere whenever I want for free Granted,but you cant enter any hotel or public building and no one will let you stay in their home. I wish quicksort upload more game. Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Granted, it's pay 2 win with rediculous paywalls and microtransactions. I wish I could savestate like a videogame Quote Link to comment
doomscizor4719 0 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Granted, but you loose your memories of before when you do. I wish to break a bone, any bone. Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 On 7/8/2022 at 1:06 AM, doomscizor4719 said: Granted, but you loose your memories of before when you do. I wish to break a bone, any bone. Granted, it's your bone-r I wish I had all the positives from all the previous wishes without the negatives Quote Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Granted. However the positive aspects will not take effect until 200 years from now. I wish for lots of money. Quote Link to comment
Misteriousmr 540 Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Lugia said: Granted. However the positive aspects will not take effect until 200 years from now. I wish for lots of money. Granted, you now have a boatload of Monopoly money I wish people were more accepting of eachother Quote Link to comment
Bob420 83 Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 Granted, but you have to pay them with your organs to do it. I wish I was female. Quote Link to comment
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