Tom Nook 80 Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Granted, you receive the email but the link doesn't work. You have to wait on another email to be sent. I wish I could go back to caring about nothing. Link to comment
One trick pony 43 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted, you fall into a coma with a tube up your nose. I wish pizzas were delivered right to my bed Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Granted. You just lay there and eat them. I wish the harvest moon would happen during the first week of February. Link to comment
goldlatias 20 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 It does... And 'harvests' you with a 6000 foot long sickle I wish my phone worked Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Granted - It's now employed at a restaurant for minimum wage. I wish sumo wrestlers were required to wear yoga pants. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Granted, but the sight of the yoga trousers ripping is an ungodly sight. I wish modern life was like the Old Testament, for the giggles. Link to comment
goldlatias 20 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 It is. Unfortunately you are like the egyptian Moses kills I wish I could get my bank account details Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted. They're slammed down in front of you during the corrupt police interrogation that ultimately leads to your stint on death row. I wish I could sell the crate of Cabbage Patch Dolls that I scooped up early in 1984. Link to comment
MasterBowler 83 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) Granted. You sell them to a farmer, who gives you their worth in cabbage. I wish for a half-melted Snickers bar. (Edit: too much space between the two lines) Edited August 22, 2014 by MasterBowler (see edit history) Link to comment
goldlatias 20 Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted. Unfortunately the other half has boiled, and you burn your hands. I wish for $20 Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted in a way, you receive £12.07. That extra seven pence will take you a long way! I wish British merchants would export more. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Granted. They export more purchase orders to third world countries. I wish there was a published schedule for the timing of avalanches and mud slides. Link to comment
One trick pony 43 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Granted. but the schedule is about as accurate as the heathrow departure schedule and you die a horribly painful death trapped under a boulder that had been delayed due to bad weather. I wish all my friends were cats, Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted. (Good luck meeting ladies in a bar with all your buddies licking their balls) I wish cauliflower was a vegetable. Link to comment
livingbylies 29 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but now Cauliflower purists will hunt you down for changing their beloved foodstuff. I wish I had a castle in the sky. Link to comment
One trick pony 43 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, but you can't get a wifi signal. I wish for the nautilus submarine. Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted, you get a mollusk sub sandwich. I wish the people the write textbooks would stop wording everything in such stupidly ridiculous ways. (or perhaps, oh I don't know, PUT USEFUL INFORMATION IN THE DAMN BOOK!) Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Granted. The "Textbook Guild" will sell you access to the useful information for a hefty fee and and a legally binding agreement that you don't sell or share the useful information. I wish Thorium was the default element used in the development of nuclear power. Link to comment
One trick pony 43 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted. Your revolutionary thorium plant dies in the Legislature instead of the laboratory. I wish the eBook market is not a monopoly dominated by amazon. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Granted, now all eBook store's own specific books that you can only get from them. I wish I knew fluent Japanese, so I could read Jojo. Link to comment
goldlatias 20 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Granted, you no longer understand english I wish prices didn't keep rising. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Granted, but due to inflation stopping as a result, the Great British Pound will forever be a stronger currency, MUAHAHAHAHAA! I wish every time I brought out a steel sword, other males wouldn't start blabbering on about their meat ones. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted - You start blabbering on about their meat swords. I wish that both "World War I" and "World War II" were fought simultaneously in 1927 to make history classes easier. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Granted, the combined wars massacre so many people, that even your ancestor doesn't live. (Everyone knows you should kill quickly and die steadily.) I wish some of my friends would happen to be users of this site. Link to comment
One trick pony 43 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. But you don't know what names they're hiding behind. Good luck. I wish that pasta would keep longer in the fridge Link to comment
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