Guest JustYui Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted, she's decided you will die at her hands. I wish to become immortal. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted, but as time passes, all of the one's you love die, leaving you all alone in your eternal limbo. I wish to be skilled in all forms of martial arts. Link to comment
Kiriko 201 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted but lose all skill in everything else even your bathroom skills so your kicked out of your Martial arts class for this I wish my previous wish on page 34 did happien but No one can respond to this or else they become a trial member once again MWHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) I'm gonna ruin the irony here (I so wish I could leave this for a trial member to take...) Granted but since I can't be bothered with looking up your wish, you get a wedge of cheese. (also, it's not that hard to become a non-trial member so that's not much of a deterent if you ask me) I wish I was a robot without feelings. Edited December 25, 2013 by modsnipe (see edit history) Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but (get ready for boring lecture) all desisions made all come from the aspect of fear... We eat because we fear starvation, we drink because we fear dehydration, we make friends because we fear being alone, we watch entertaining things because we fear being bored, we get angry because we fear being wronged or not being given what we want, we fight because we fear getting our asses handed to us, we act strong because we fear looking vulnerable... so by losing your feeling by becoming a machine, you lose your aspect of fear, so you're just a soulless husk who cannot make desisions or really... do anything... forever... I wish for 30 fresh, filtered, clean water bottles. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted; they are empty. I wish for a golden goose. Link to comment
Guest JustYui Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Granted. The bottles are fresh, filtered, and clean. Not to mention empty. Granted, but ninjas take it. 'tis the price for being a ninja yourself I wish for the world's most trivial superpower. Edited December 26, 2013 by UnendingEmpire (see edit history) Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Granted, but it withers away and becomes a rotting log. I wish my 3rd laptop worked. Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Granted, but (get ready for boring lecture) all desisions made all come from the aspect of fear... We eat because we fear starvation, we drink because we fear dehydration, we make friends because we fear being alone, we watch entertaining things because we fear being bored, we get angry because we fear being wronged or not being given what we want, we fight because we fear getting our asses handed to us, we act strong because we fear looking vulnerable... so by losing your feeling by becoming a machine, you lose your aspect of fear, so you're just a soulless husk who cannot make desisions or really... do anything... forever... That's preferable to how I feel at this point. Just saying. I'd rather feel nothing. It's easier that way. ANYWAY!? Granted, the next time you try and start your third laptop it starts up perfectly and runs as good as the day you bought it, maybe even better, but your other two laptops explode simultaneously and become FUBAR. I wish I wasn't kind of addicted to the Shin Megami Tensei games. Edited December 26, 2013 by modsnipe (see edit history) Link to comment
Kiriko 201 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted but you get werid addiction to Rusty spoons I wish the world was a AB/DL like world where it was normal to like it and not get judge by people Etc etc you get my point Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) Granted, but every other fetish of yours is banned, Soviet Russia style. I wish all religious idiots(Bible thumpers, those idiots that got the MW2 map "Favela" temporarily removed from the rotation because it had religious text in the restroom, ect.) would pull their heads out of their asses, crawl out of their holes, and actually PROVIDE EVIDENCE about ANY diety's existence instead of saying, "You just need to have faith.". Danke. Edited December 27, 2013 by Aroniea (see edit history) Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted but then they do provide evidence and it comes in the form of a glorious smiting directly to your forehead. I wish my cat couldn't open my door. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted, but now your cat can punch a hole though the wall right next to your door. I wish I could draw much better. Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Granted but now you can only draw hyper-realistic penises in non pornographic material. You draw extremely well, however. I wish Ikebukuro wasn't so fucking hard to find. (SMT 4 has killed me trying to find that damn city...) Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Granted, but Ikebukuro is now a brand of shoe polish. I wish I'd sold my Enron stocks before they tanked. Link to comment
Guest Closed_Account Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but your stockbroker dissappears off to the Cayman Islands with all of the money. I wish I had a better internet connection. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but it can only be on for a set amount of time before the connection has to cool down. I wish for 10,000 U.S. dollars, in cash, real, and non-damaged. Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted but it's all stolen and the feds are coming for you. Turns out they don't like bank robbers. I wish I could play D&D more often. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but you start to play it... a little too much. You throw your life away just to play D&D. I wish for world peace Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 (edited) Granted but that comes at a price that you get to pick. Either all life on Earth ceases to exist (and thus is peaceful) or you have just brought peace to the planet Gyahsuflorben, Population 0 I wish that planet I previously mention was real and inhabited. Edited December 29, 2013 by modsnipe (see edit history) Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 (edited) Granted... but I wouldn't exactly call it a "tourist spot..." SPOILERS if you play Another World/Out of this world. I wish I had a functional Airplane. Edited December 29, 2013 by ExplosiveTurtlez (see edit history) Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted but it only flies backwards and upside down so landing is extremely difficult (impossible without extreme chance of death.) Also, the pilot is Mike Aruba and he has no experience flying airplanes. (If you don't know who Mike Aruba is, he's the guy that helps you in Out of this world.) I wish I could meet Mike Aruba. I bet he's awesome. Link to comment
ExplosiveTurtlez 232 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted, but you don't understand a damn thing he say's... "MYKAROOBA." (BTW if you've played the sequel "Heart of the alien," Mike is actually pretty badass.) I wish I didn't suck at that game so much. -_- Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Granted. You now suck at this game as much as I do. I wish to wish upon a wishing star. Link to comment
Tom Nook 80 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Granted but since wishing stars don't work, you're right back where you started. Nice try though, have a cookie. I wish my glasses fit better. Also, don't feel bad turtle, everyone is bad at that game. Link to comment
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