brofist12 10 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 On 7/21/2022 at 9:34 AM, omorashibot said: granted,but you and your desk get teleported to another world and since there are no coffee machine there,this coffee is the best even though it taste like dirt. I wish for good hentai. Granted,and you get it in exchange for your soul. I wish for a good pizza that isnt poisoned Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 15 hours ago, brofist12 said: Granted,and you get it in exchange for your soul. I wish for a good pizza that isnt poisoned Granted, it’s on the moon, have fun trying to go get it! i wish I have full control over the universe brofist12 1 Link to comment
EmbarrassingSe 9 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 8 hours ago, hairypotatocat said: i wish I have full control over the universe Granted. Since you did not specify, its an alternative universe you cannot see, touch, or interact with your 5 senses in any way. So you really dont know what you're doing or if it was granted at all. I wish that whenever I wore a diaper, whenever I would try to use a bathroom something would always go wrong. Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 (edited) On 7/23/2022 at 4:07 PM, EmbarrassingSe said: Granted. Since you did not specify, its an alternative universe you cannot see, touch, or interact with your 5 senses in any way. So you really dont know what you're doing or if it was granted at all. I wish that whenever I wore a diaper, whenever I would try to use a bathroom something would always go wrong. granted,and the thing that go wrong is the bathroom somehow got lighted on fire. I wish for freedom of speech. Edited July 26, 2022 by omorashibot (see edit history) Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Just now, omorashibot said: granted,and the think that go wrong is the bathroom somehow go lighted on fire. I wish for freedom of speech. granted, you have the freedom to speak the phrase "i fuck goats" and nothing else I wish for control over this universe for all of eternity Link to comment
EmbarrassingSe 9 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 3 hours ago, omorashibot said: granted,and the think that go wrong is the bathroom somehow go lighted on fire. I wish for freedom of speech. You annihilated my dream!!! 3 hours ago, hairypotatocat said: granted, you have the freedom to speak the phrase "i fuck goats" and nothing else I wish for control over this universe for all of eternity Granted. You are God and screwed everything up, and now everyone is in hell. I wish this game wasnt so addicting. I cant stop playing. omorashibot 1 Link to comment
TerraLord 1 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Granted, but you are now unable to play any other game for the rest of your life. I wish I was an award winning indie game developer, like Re-Logic. Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 23 hours ago, PeeLover03 said: Granted, but you are now unable to play any other game for the rest of your life. I wish I was an award winning indie game developer, like Re-Logic. granted,but the award was fake and you got scamed of all of your money and game I wish for freedom of thought. brofist12 1 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 13 hours ago, omorashibot said: granted,but the award was fake and you got scamed of all of your money and game I wish for freedom of thought. Granted, but the only thought you are allowed to have is "licking doorknobs is illegal on some planets" I wish my wifi worked perfectly brofist12 1 Link to comment
brofist12 10 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted, but the only thought you are allowed to have is "licking doorknobs is illegal on some planets" I wish my wifi worked perfectly granted,it work perfectly and it still sucks. I wish I have a wifi that can alway load or download anything I do with the speed I wanted. omorashibot 1 Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 24 minutes ago, brofist12 said: granted,it work perfectly and it still sucks. I wish I have a wifi that can alway load or download anything I do with the speed I wanted. Granted,but your computer exploded because the internet is too fast I wish for freedom of movement. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 On 7/26/2022 at 4:39 AM, omorashibot said: Granted,but your computer exploded because the internet is too fast I wish for freedom of movement. Granted, you are free to move upwards all the time, enjoy space, say hi to Kars for me I wish I could persuade people to do anything easily Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 16 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted, you are free to move upwards all the time, enjoy space, say hi to Kars for me I wish I could persuade people to do anything easily Granted,but this is granted when you are 5 years old and you persuade your mom to give you candy for meal so now you die because of diabetes. I wish for the freedom from coercion. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 On 7/28/2022 at 4:16 AM, omorashibot said: Granted,but this is granted when you are 5 years old and you persuade your mom to give you candy for meal so now you die because of diabetes. I wish for the freedom from coercion. Granted, but you wished for so many types of freedom the genie got tired of thinking of clever corruptions and instead made you free of everything. You have ceased to exist. I wish paradox-free time travel was possible Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted, but you wished for so many types of freedom the genie got tired of thinking of clever corruptions and instead made you free of everything. You have ceased to exist. I wish paradox-free time travel was possible granted,but it turned you into a snail when you reach your destination I wish for freedom to wish what i like. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 7 hours ago, omorashibot said: I wish for freedom to wish what i like. Granted You can wish for whatever you want. Doesn't mean any of the subsequent wishes will come true though. I wish to never have headaches again omorashibot 1 Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Kez said: Granted You can wish for whatever you want. Doesn't mean any of the subsequent wishes will come true though. I wish to never have headaches again granted,your head exploded I wish I khow the answer for every exam i will took. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 6 hours ago, omorashibot said: granted,your head exploded I wish I khow the answer for every exam i will took. Granted, you are no longer allowed to take exams I wish for more time omorashibot 1 Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 32 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted, you are no longer allowed to take exams I wish for more time granted,you got 1 second. I wish for a month of no school. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Granted, you have to work in the mines non-stop instead I wish for a piece of chocolate cake Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 On 8/1/2022 at 3:19 AM, Misteriousmr said: Granted, you have to work in the mines non-stop instead I wish for a piece of chocolate cake granted, it's guarded by the FBI, going near it will result in being shot. I wish for a better computer omorashibot 1 Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 6 hours ago, hairypotatocat said: granted, it's guarded by the FBI, going near it will result in being shot. I wish for a better computer granted,your new computer is better at everything,but it is in a 2000 years lost language I wish for a Iphone. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 9 hours ago, omorashibot said: granted,your new computer is better at everything,but it is in a 2000 years lost language I wish for a Iphone. Granted, you get a phone made out of the letter I I wish for a cute loving gf :) Link to comment
omorashibot 135 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 (edited) On 8/4/2022 at 4:55 AM, Misteriousmr said: Granted, you get a phone made out of the letter I I wish for a cute loving gf 🙂 granted,and she get hypnotized and NTR you I wish for upvote. And also,doesnt most phone look like letter i anyway? Edited August 7, 2022 by omorashibot (see edit history) hairypotatocat 1 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, omorashibot said: granted,and she get hypnotized and NTR you I wish for upvote. And also,doesnt most phone look like letter i anyway? You didn't specify when, you wil get an upvote in 10,000 years I wish I could snap my cute loving GF out of her hypnotism Also, "my phone looks like the letter I": brofist12 1 Link to comment
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