D0nt45k 169 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Granted, you suffocate under their weight as they appear directly on top of you. I wish the electronics in my car weren't always on the fritz. Link to comment
masonhockey 32 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Granted, but there's only a 50/50 chance your car will start. I wish I had an unlimited supply of beef jerky. Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 9/16/2021 at 5:31 PM, masonhockey said: Granted, but there's only a 50/50 chance your car will start. I wish I had an unlimited supply of beef jerky. Somebody didn't learn from the mistake of the guy before me... I wish higher education wasn't such a waste of goddamned time. Link to comment
ReckGamesABDL 10 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Granted, but you learn all subjects at once I wish for infinity pizza, not to be confused with infinite pizza Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Granted, you acquire a pizza in the shape of an infinity symbol, which leaves no room for toppings and is essentially just pretzel-shaped pizza crust. I wish for a domesticated raccoon SJC Omorashi 1 Link to comment
GermanShepherd 442 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Granted, but your neighborhood disallows pets. I wish for several headpats. Link to comment
SJC Omorashi 1,550 Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Granted, but you get head pats non stop for the rest of your life, no breaks. I wish to be president of the USA. Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 Granted, but.... well, you are now the president of the USA. In its current state. Lol, that one doesn’t need any modification to be more trouble than it’s worth. I don’t know why anyone wants the job. I wish I had every Mario game ever. Link to comment
lethalty60 33 Posted October 17, 2021 Share Posted October 17, 2021 Granted, except that when you get a Game Over, you start all the way back in World 1-1. I wish for education. Link to comment
SJC Omorashi 1,550 Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 Granted, but all the classes are in a language you don't understand with no translation. I wish I was a NBA player. Link to comment
flaPhlame 3 Posted April 16, 2022 Share Posted April 16, 2022 Granted, but you never score. I wish I could make a living off of selling wax stamps. Link to comment
JayLew 41 Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 On 4/16/2022 at 11:00 AM, flaPhlame said: Granted, but you never score. I wish I could make a living off of selling wax stamps. Granted, but all the letters your stamps seal contain horrible, heartbreaking news. I wish I could change my appearance/age/gender at will, by mood, as if changing clothes. Link to comment
silvermoon 564 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 On 4/26/2022 at 8:13 PM, JayLew said: Granted, but all the letters your stamps seal contain horrible, heartbreaking news. I wish I could change my appearance/age/gender at will, by mood, as if changing clothes. Granted, but it happens randomly with your mood, and aging backwards overwrites your memories with the memories you had at that age. I wish for a single relaxing, stressfree day where I don't have to think or worry about anything. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Granted, but I won't tell you what day it will be, so you can go ahead and start stressing about it for an indefinite period of time until then. I wish for delicious cake. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 Granted, here's a cake made out of rotting meat, it's delicious according to ants. I wish for more wishes Link to comment
silvermoon 564 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 16 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: Granted, here's a cake made out of rotting meat, it's delicious according to ants. I wish for more wishes Granted. You're now a genie granting other people's wishes. I wish for an endless supply of pizza. Link to comment
Joy999 140 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 (edited) 39 minutes ago, silvermoon said: Granted. You're now a genie granting other people's wishes. I wish for an endless supply of pizza. you're fat now i wish i could talk to animals Edited May 3, 2022 by Joy999 (see edit history) Link to comment
lethalty60 33 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Granted, but only to mythical animals. I wish to talk to Death without dying. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 On 5/4/2022 at 2:49 AM, lethalty60 said: Granted, but only to mythical animals. I wish to talk to Death without dying. Granted, you talk others to death. I wish I could learn things in an instant Link to comment
Lemmy Koopa 4 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 Granted, but you lose an important memory each time you do this. I wish to be able to see everyone's bladder levels. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 On 5/9/2022 at 5:35 PM, Lemmy Koopa said: Granted, but you lose an important memory each time you do this. I wish to be able to see everyone's bladder levels. Granted, but to do so you need to put hot sauce on your open eyeballs I wish Ukrain didn't win the Eurovision song contest (because the song blew chunks) Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 Uh... granted, but everyone else will remember otherwise. I wish I could be a girl with the same interests and habits as I do now; willingness to try new things, provided they don't get me into any trouble right away; and a BIIIIIIG case of incontinence... because that's kinda what I want in a girl... PLEASE don't eff it up too much! Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 14 hours ago, AromaticPee said: Uh... granted, but everyone else will remember otherwise. I wish I could be a girl with the same interests and habits as I do now; willingness to try new things, provided they don't get me into any trouble right away; and a BIIIIIIG case of incontinence... because that's kinda what I want in a girl... PLEASE don't eff it up too much! Granted, but it's only for 5 seconds on every 3rd thursday of every other month during leap years with no set time for when during the day it happens I wish my wifi worked better Link to comment
Guest AromaticPee Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Granted, but it randomly signs you out and the password changes each year. I wish COVID-19 would come back near the end of every school year so that graduation ceremonies would be entirely online!!!! ... Some people need the time at home, you know. School can be and usually is a mental burden! Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Granted - a new strain arrives every year, and you manage to catch all of them without fail. I wish I knew what the one type of sausage that I actually like is called (all the others are kinda bleh) Link to comment
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