lethalty60 33 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Granted, but you follow along with the laughter and wet yourself whilst laughing, and everyone around will know that you wet yourself laughing. I wish... for eternal youth! Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Granted, you are eternally youthful, but people keep wanting to study you and no place on Earth (or beyond even) is safe from people who want to perform horrific experiments! I wish... For an eternal beard! Link to comment
lethalty60 33 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, your beard can be no longer than half an inch. I wish for a dead fish. Deathfrombelow 1 Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, I'll leave a dead whale shark on your pillow. Is your bedroom 19 meters wide by any chance? I wish any search function could show me exactly what I want. Link to comment
Lugia 25 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Granted. However you can only use it one time and after that it’s deleted with absolutely no way to restore it. I wish for inspiration. Link to comment
Red Simpson 302 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Granted. However anything related to inspiration come from varies quotes of inspiration therefore you don't really get inspiration. I wish to become female. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 On 12/14/2020 at 12:13 PM, Red Simpson said: Granted. However anything related to inspiration come from varies quotes of inspiration therefore you don't really get inspiration. I wish to become female. granted, but you stub your toe so hard that it needs to be amputated. Link to comment
ashishgamer 209 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 On 1/15/2021 at 10:17 PM, hairypotatocat said: granted, but you stub your toe so hard that it needs to be amputated. Dude where's your wish? Ok I'll wish then. I wish everyone in the world were attracted to me. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 12 hours ago, ashishgamer said: Dude where's your wish? Ok I'll wish then. I wish everyone in the world were attracted to me. I knew i forgot something! Granted, but everyone in the world is fighting over you until everyone but one man and you is left. and he's an ugly asshole. I wish that I was able to sleep easier Link to comment
DailyDiabetes 11 Posted March 16, 2021 Share Posted March 16, 2021 Granted, however, you can only sleep for a consecutive 18 hours or more. I wish I didn’t need glasses to see perfectly. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 granted, your eyesight gets worse to the point where you don't need glasses, u need binoculars I wish for cake and ice cream Link to comment
EmeraldAvalon 25 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Granted, but they're both so sticky that everything that touches the cake or ice cream is forever glued stuck to it. Better not try to eat that. I wish my phone's battery would always be full, so I never need to charge it anymore. Link to comment
simoneenomis 27 Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 granted but your phone becomes a Samsung, and explodes. I wish all my debt vanished xixi 1 Link to comment
Deathfrombelow 34 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Granted. They took everything you own to pay it off. I wish I had a stronger work ethic. Link to comment
DarkPhantom 85 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 On 5/16/2021 at 3:21 PM, Deathfrombelow said: Granted. They took everything you own to pay it off. I wish I had a stronger work ethic. Granted. Literally everyone is stronger, but their mental health remains the same. I wish for fairies to exist. Link to comment
hairypotatocat 63 Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 On 6/3/2021 at 6:23 AM, DarkPhantom said: Granted. Literally everyone is stronger, but their mental health remains the same. I wish for fairies to exist. Granted but they exist only to annoy you, and no one else can see or interact with them. I wish that I wasn't so bad at exercising Link to comment
CaptainCranberry 166 Posted June 22, 2021 Share Posted June 22, 2021 Granted, but you have to do it three times harder for it to have any effect. I wish I was better at applying decals to models. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted but you are unable to affect the quality of the decals, so they are applied perfectly but fall off within a week. I wish for a mr beast burger Link to comment
silvermoon 564 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted, however, it's laced with laxatives. I wish for a cute dress that fits me perfectly. Link to comment
ReckGamesABDL 10 Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 (edited) Granted, but it's itchy I wish I was female Edited August 31, 2021 by ReckGamesABDL (see edit history) Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 (edited) Your gender identity flips too, so once female-bodied, you want to be a male. (I know none of that is how any of the actual trans people around here would actually phrase that, but... I kind of need it that way or it doesn’t work!) I wish I was going on a Hawaiian cruise. Edited September 5, 2021 by trekkie (see edit history) Link to comment
ReckGamesABDL 10 Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Granted, but everyone is being forced to wear a diaper I wish diapers where free Link to comment
trekkie 1,098 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Granted, but that means anytime you get to a place or site where they’re sold, all of them have already been taken. I wish for world peace. Link to comment
D0nt45k 169 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Somewhere in a lab, somebody creates an incredibly contagious disease that sterilizes people, and eventually the whole world ends up with it. All efforts to cure it are in vain, and as the last generation of mankind passes into history...there is, at long last, world peace. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich. trekkie 1 Link to comment
ReckGamesABDL 10 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Granted, but it's laced w/ diuretics I wish for infinite diapers. Link to comment
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