facade 1,947 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I will start off by wishing for something, next person grants the wish but corrupts it and then makes a wish. Example: Poster 1: I wish for 10 million dollars. Poster 2: Granted, but the money is stolen from orphanages. Poor kids. Etc, etc. - I wish for a new luxury car. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but the doors and windows are permantly glued shut. I wish to go skydiving Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you will continue falling forever and never find ground to land on. I wish for teleportation ability Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted but everytime you teleport you will smash into a wall and break your nose. I wish to swim with the sharks. Link to comment
HarryPotterFan 83 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted but you will go into a coma every time you touch shark infested waters. I wish to go to the moon. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you wont wont be able to use a astronaut suit, so good look breathing. I wish to fly. Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you wont be able to move at all while flying. I wish to have unlimited wishes. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, though you'll only be able to wish for the same thing over and over again. I wish it would snow. Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted February 27, 2012 Author Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but each piece of snow will melt as soon as it starts to fall. I wish I would never need to shave again. Link to comment
WettingGurl06 5 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but you will forever suffer from bad body odor that you can't get rid of. I wish to swim with the dolphins. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted but you will suddenly have an intense fear of them. I wish to have a superpower. Link to comment
Happyshine 5 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, but your only power is speaking backwards. kcul Doog I wish I understood math! :( Edited February 28, 2012 by Happyshine (see edit history) Link to comment
WettingGurl06 5 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but the trade off is you lose your sight. I wish to be president. Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted February 28, 2012 Author Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted but your vice president is Sarah Palin I wish to have hot poon tang every night sarcastic171 1 Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted..but you wont be able to preform (Dude what the heck is poon tang? lol) I wish to have super strength. Link to comment
WettingGurl06 5 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but everytime you try to use your strength you'll break your back. I wish for diamonds. Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 Granted but they turn into dust when anyone touches them. I wish for a longer attention span. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted, though you will never be able to sleep again. I wish to swim in a pool full of green jello Link to comment
Mech Demon V42 2012 4 Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted but it is full of toxic chemicals I wish to kidnap Kagome Edited March 11, 2012 by Perverted Kagome Fanboy (see edit history) Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted March 11, 2012 Author Share Posted March 11, 2012 Granted but she rips your balls off and escapes as soon as you do. I wish to be the very best like no one ever was. Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Granted, but your friends and family will suddenly all hate you. I wish to throw a snowball. Link to comment
Mech Demon V42 2012 4 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Granted but you are the snowball I want to have Kagome's panties Link to comment
SeverusSnapeFan 448 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Granted, only they are fully covered in spit. I wish to rule the world *insert evil laugh here* http://omorashi.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.png Link to comment
Mech Demon V42 2012 4 Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Granted but you become assassinated I wish to touch Kagome's boobs Link to comment
Smeath 30 Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You might pee her off by doing that. I wish to be a famous musician. Link to comment
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