Anubis 714 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Granted, but now you will you will be unable to ever go back to sleep again. I wish I was not addicted to caffeine anymore. Link to comment
265lutab 3 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Granted, but you are now adicted to alcahol. I wish I could see into the future. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) granted but you only see 20 minutes into the future i wish i could know what love feels like Edited May 24, 2018 by Potty-Polly (see edit history) Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 (edited) I could take this the serious route and say something like 'But you'll also know the pain of loss' or tragedy or some other thing. I'm not though. The corruption is you are a squid, and you know squid love. I wish I could go to bed at a sensible time and not at about midnight feeling panicked because I need to be awake at five in the morning. Sort of like I'm doing right now. Edited May 24, 2018 by Dimwitrolo (see edit history) Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granted, You will go to bed at a sensible time... by my standards, which means you will now go to bed at 2 AM. I wish for more success selling my own organs on the black market. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granted - your organ black markets sales flourish! Pipe organs, Church organs, even electronic organs - your business booms and you make millions! However, rival music companies that sell organs (as well as other keyboarded instruments) find your monopoly of the market to be inconvenient, and within two months they hire hit-men to have you killed, before absorbing your pipe-organ business into the greater music-mafia industry. Your bodily organs are then charitably donated to those in need. I wish my work shoes weren't so bloody uncomfortable. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 19 hours ago, Dimwitrolo said: I could take this the serious route and say something like 'But you'll also know the pain of loss' or tragedy or some other thing. I'm not though. The corruption is you are a squid, and you know squid love. I wish I could go to bed at a sensible time and not at about midnight feeling panicked because I need to be awake at five in the morning. Sort of like I'm doing right now. squid love is the best.... granted but nothing, no catch, here's a pair of comfy shoes from the roman empire I wish the world would stop and admire the beauty of life Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granted, the earth stops rotating to admire the beauty of life. I wish that I had a marker. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granted but the marker uses ricin instead of ink and you die i wish for a stream in front of me Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 granted but its a livestream on twitch showing a rose growing and its all you and do for all eternity i wish to be what ever i want Link to comment
SJC Omorashi 1,550 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Granted, but all you want to be is a toad. I wish i could date my waifu irl. Link to comment
Potty-Polly 128 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) granted but for as long as your together you may never be less than 6 ft apart or youll both die sorry forgot to add wish... my mistake i wish for everything ever Edited May 25, 2018 by Potty-Polly (see edit history) Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 42 minutes ago, Potty-Polly said: granted but for as long as your together you may never be less than 6 ft apart or youll both die Make a wish, you fool! ... I wish when people have a Genie to hand, they actually make a wish. Link to comment
YellowPengu 44 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Granted - people now use all of their wishes granted to them by Genies. The sudden increase in wishes overloads the servers of the Genies. The Genies end up losing billions in the days it takes them to get back online, stock in Genie Inc. never fully recovers. I wish I could use old memes without being judged. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Granted, nobody notices you. I wish for more Animal Crossing omorashi. Link to comment
SJC Omorashi 1,550 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to access it. I wish for world peace. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted May 26, 2018 Share Posted May 26, 2018 Granted but most of the world population has to die for this to become a reality. I wish for a job that makes me a lot of money. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, but new expenses arise and your profit does not change. I wish I had a better profile picture. Link to comment
YellowPengu 44 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Granted, however, "better" is subjective. What is an improvement for some, is a terrible idea for others. Luckily, I am unbiased and have chosen the perfect profile picture. Here you go I wish I could have the Reality Stone (from Avengers: Infinity War). Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Granted, but you're as stupid as the guy in the profile pic you posted and as such can't use it. I wish for less in-app purchases. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Granted. You now live in 1874. Don't worry, the new phone comes out next year. I wish the art-deco aesthetic was really popular, not the minimalist modernism we have now. Because Art Deco is pretty amazing. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, you now live in 1920, when it went into style. I wish for faster replies. Link to comment
YellowPengu 44 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, everyone on the internet is notified whenever you post. This really begins to grate on people and eventually a hitman is hired to prevent you from ever posting again. I wish that I wouldn't ever have to worry about movie spoilers. Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Granted, there are no movies made ever again, completely preventing movie spoilers. I wish I had a stronger jaw. Link to comment
Guest JTeam_ Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Granted, it's huge and ugly. I wish for free video games that are of the highest quality without getting in trouble for it. Link to comment
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