purplepotato 7 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Hmph. I wish Mr. Angry-eyes actually made a wish. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Granted, but it's more incoherent nonsense babbled by a hatter's brain. ... I wish I had a really nice job. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Granted but you don't get paid for it. I wish I was paid to travel around the world in first class. Link to comment
guest 172 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted, but you have to take United Airlines. Also, the plane is jacked in the first trip and crashes into a mountain where you are to be the fifth person eaten. I wish that I could play the lyre. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted, but as soon as you start playing, your fingers fall off and you go blind and deaf. I wish I had a sandwich Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted. The filling of said sandwich is guest's fingers. I wish for a dragon. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted but it kills you immediately. I wish for a smaller bladder. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted but it is so small that from the time you feel the need to pee, your bladder will release in 5 minutes. I wish I had a small bladder, but not that small. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Granted but you are no longer able to drink liquids i wish for a pastrami on white with ranch Link to comment
guest 172 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 14 hours ago, Kez said: Granted. The filling of said sandwich is guest's fingers. Hey... I've heard of finger food, but I don't want to be it! That's so mean :c (jk) Granted. Here's your pastrami on a piece of wallpaper inside a ranch house. I wish that people wouldn't put me into their mean wishes. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Granted, but you die in a car accident involving 67 rubber chickens I wish for a non corrupted sandwich to eat Link to comment
Vena Sera 146 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Granted, you get a normal PB&J sandwich. You also develop a peanut allergy. I wish dividing by zero were possible. Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Granted, but if you allow infinite of anything, it will cause a catastrophe and either ruin your life or kill you. ... I wish dividing and conquering were possible. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Granted but you go to jail for crimes against humanity. I wish people had good judgment. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Granted they all die and you are the sole survivor i wish for more people to read my new fanfic Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 9/12/2017 at 7:12 AM, Pc Genie said: Granted, but it's more incoherent nonsense babbled by a hatter's brain. Dount bee sow meen!!!!1!11!! On 9/14/2017 at 4:28 PM, DesperateCAN said: Granted they all die and you are the sole survivor i wish for more people to read my new fanfic Granted, the whole world reads it and decides that it makes Twilight look like the Lord or The Rings I wish I wish I was a fish Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Granted, you become a trout and eat dirty river weeds before dying of fin rot after just six years, like many others of your kind. ... I wish somebody would genuinely call me their hero. Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Granted but Hitler calls you his hero. I wish for someone to piss themselves Link to comment
Medieval Genie 208 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Granted, but you weren't invited to the private intense wetting party. ... I wish I had better armour. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Granted, but its only better smelling I wish i had an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Granted but it's broken I wish I wouldn't get hard at a urinal Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 (edited) Granted but now you just can't get hard ever. I wish I could just tell who in my daily life was into omo and who isn't. Edited September 18, 2017 by BENAir01 (see edit history) Link to comment
DesperateCAN 17 Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 Granted but you now think omo is repulsive, and hate it and anyone who is into it I wish I could have a wish. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Granted but it's currpoted. I wish I had a pilots license. Link to comment
Kez 374 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Granted. You are somehow never able to find a plane to fly, but you do have the license. I wish I didn't cry while chopping onions Link to comment
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