Dededesciple 67 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 42 minutes ago, BENAir01 said: Granted but it hates you and runs away I think you forgot to ask a question Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Oh right. I wish I enjoyed desparation Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted but you enjoy it so much you have an addiction and go out to cause it to happen in the real world, then you're either caught and labelled a weirdo and sent to an insane asylum (a bit over the top but I don't know what to call an asylum for the slightly mentally bothered) or are just an asshole. I wish I had a sandwich making robot who didn't give me sandwiches with human meat in them Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted but instead they are a mix of cat and pigeon meat. I wish I could go travel to any cool places whenever I want for free Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Granted enjoy Antarctica and the Poles I wish i was Batman Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted, but you work at an amusement park and little children constantly pester you with wanting a photo… and the pay isn't too great either. I wish I would never lose at video games. Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: and the Poles What's wrong with Polish people?! Granted but video games are dull and you can't win money doing it because everyone thinks you're cheating. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 You need a wish. 18 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: Granted enjoy Antarctica and the Poles I specifically said anywhere anytime for free. But whatever. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 12 hours ago, MsFortune-Take said: What's wrong with Polish people?! If you see poles walking and talking then your eather in some sort of fucked up fantasy land or really really high. 1 hour ago, BENAir01 said: I specifically said anywhere anytime for free. But whatever. You said anywere COOL! I want pictures of Spiderman! Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: You said anywere COOL! I want pictures of Spiderman! Oh lol I was trying to emphasize the anywhere part. Granted but they are super low quality and cost you money. I wish I didn't have a stomach ache Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: If you see poles walking and talking then your eather in some sort of fucked up fantasy land or really really high. I was referring to Polish people, who are people from Poland or also known as Poles. Granted but now you have a headache I wish I was at Taco Bell. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Granted but you get diarrhea. I wish I had the same amount of money as the current richest person on earth. Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Granted but it's all in pennies I wish for some really cool Netflix shows Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 8 hours ago, MsFortune-Take said: I was referring to Polish people, who are people from Poland or also known as Poles. I know i was making a funny 1 hour ago, MsFortune-Take said: Granted but it's all in pennies I wish for some really cool Netflix shows Granted enjoy "Antarctica: the show" and "The Poles: the show" I wish for a fish Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Granted, but it's sushi. I wish summer lasted forever. Link to comment
Adamentium 2 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Granted, but the temperature increases at 10% each week. I wish for a pet cat. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Granted but that means it's 115 degrees F or 46 C forever - and you don't have Air Con. Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, BENAir01 said: Granted but that means it's 115 degrees F or 46 C forever - and you don't have Air Con. Forgot to ask a question again Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Argh. I wish I could leave my job early when I finish all my work early and still gay paid the full amount. Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Granted but your career goes bankrupt and lose your job as well as many others I wish I had a bigger butt (I mean, it's already pretty big :P) Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Granted but its so big you dont fit into any pants or through any doorways and your legs break from the weight. I wish my best friend peed his pants in front of me either accidentally or on purpose soon. Link to comment
Drakon 114 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Granted, but he let out only a tiny spurt. I wish I could read ridiculously fast and still understand the text as if I had taken my time to read it. Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Granted but this only applies on children's books. i wish I didn't have to work to get money. Link to comment
PrincessEmilia 39 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but every last cent is counterfeit. I wish YouTube was not full of so much drama. Link to comment
Glace 134 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Granted, but the drama will be in your personal life instead. I wish I could play any instrument perfectly. Link to comment
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