MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Granted but everywhere smells like piss and the pee on the streets and floor dry up and start to smell really disgusting I wish for a soda machine that works Link to comment
randomrobot007 60 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Granted but the soda is warm every single time I wish fidget spinners would just go away Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Granted but fidget balls come in to existence instead and become the new crave. I wish chocolate was healthy Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Granted but, because it is now healthy, everybody starts eating it, and before long, the world runs out of chocolate. I wish for happyness for everybody Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Granted but happiness doesn't excuse anymore. I wish it was socially acceptable to wear Roman style clothes like robes and dresses and possibly even armor Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Granted, but you are actually transported back to the roman era and you are sold as sexslave. I wish for something cute Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Granted but it kills you. I wish broadway was cheaper Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Granted but then Broadway goes out of buisness because they can't afford to keep their company up because they don't get enough money since the shows are cheaper. I was the whole world was pink Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Granted but this lead to many, many inconveniences: When is a traffic light red or green, or even on? TVs, Computers etc become useless since the entire screen is just pink. We all because "pink blind", since even shadows etc are pink, we see nothing but a singular pink forever. I wish my feet didn't hurt as much Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Granted but they don't hurt because they don't exist anymore I wish for a decently sized bra that isn't uncomfortable [Insert Omo] 1 Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Granted, but your boobs automatically grow to any size to make the bra uncomfortable, and they don't shrink...That's actually kinda hot I wish I could influence the probability of everything (it's unlikely I win a million dollars, whoops, now it's 100%! It's likely I have to pay tax, or someone will kill me, whoops, now it's 0%!) Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Granted but you influence the probability of you dying too I wish for a real lightsaber Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 24 minutes ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: Granted but you influence the probability of you dying too Hold up how is this corrupted? I can just be like "0% chance of me dying" and boom bang digidydang problem solved? Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said: Hold up how is this corrupted? I can just be like "0% chance of me dying" and boom bang digidydang problem solved? I'll regrant now your probability of you dying is stuck at 100% Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: I'll regrant now your probability of you dying is stuck at 100% It allready is though? Everyone dies! Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Misteriousmr said: It allready is though? Everyone dies! I ment by an accident not old age you dummy! Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 But then I can say my chances of an accident happening is 0%.... Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: I wish for a real lightsaber Granted but bounty hunters hunt you down for the lightsaber for the Sith and Jedi. 7 hours ago, Misteriousmr said: I wish I could influence the probability of everything (it's unlikely I win a million dollars, whoops, now it's 100%! It's likely I have to pay tax, or someone will kill me, whoops, now it's 0%!) Granted but this also affect people you hate. So saying 0% chance of death for you will make whoever you hate also have a 0% chance of death. 4 hours ago, Mr.Angry-eyes said: I ment by an accident not old age you dummy! You misspelled meant you dummy, lol. It's annoying how people who don't get it call someone else stupid because they don't get it. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 44 minutes ago, MsFortune-Take said: Granted but this also affect people you hate. So saying 0% chance of death for you will make whoever you hate also have a 0% chance of death. Can't I just say that there's a 0% chance I hate people? Holy shit... I've done it... I'VE DONE IT! I FOUND THE UNCORRUPTABLE WISH I WIN Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 :*( you broke our game! Link to comment
Dededesciple 67 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 On 6/25/2017 at 5:23 AM, Misteriousmr said: Granted, but your boobs automatically grow to any size to make the bra uncomfortable, and they don't shrink...That's actually kinda hot I wish I could influence the probability of everything (it's unlikely I win a million dollars, whoops, now it's 100%! It's likely I have to pay tax, or someone will kill me, whoops, now it's 0%!) Granted but your chance to die instantly is set to 100% the moment you get this power and you die before you can set it to zero I wish for a genie who will grant me unlimited non-corrupted wishes Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Granted but the genie runs away before you can ask your first wish. I wish I looked better Link to comment
guest 172 Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Granted, but you are constantly besieged by crowds of people whom you find extremely unattractive, all trying to get you naked. I wish that excess body hair (I.e. ear, armpit, nose, butt, etc.) would cease to exist. Link to comment
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