Aroniea 3 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The ability to... Blow up Megaton, and have your karma carry over to new Vegas. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 The ability to make ants taste like termites, and vice versa. Link to comment
frostyjr2 1,305 Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 the ability to attract anyone you wish to irresistably, but only while stranded alone on a desert island. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 The ability to turn pennies into ten dollar bills, but only after you've won over fifty thousand dollars via lottery in Colorado. Link to comment
Ishigreensa 224 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 The ability to see through clothes, but only when it is so dark, that you can't see anyway. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 The ability to make people suffocate, but it only works if you consider that person a true friend. Link to comment
Ishigreensa 224 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 The ability to make attractive women pee their pants, but only after they are dead. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Isn't that a little redundant? The ability to make skeletons come to life... But they all come after you with the full intent of your death. Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 The ability to have an android you go through your life for you, but you have to play your life out on an Xbox 360/PS4 hybrid. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Can it be a female android which has a realistic bladder system? :D The ability to cut the world's total population of chickens in half every time someone says Netflix. Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 What happens if the number is odd? The ability to get good karma from doing evil things, and vice versa, in a fallout game. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 If the number is odd, there will be a living half-a-chicken running around. The ability to spawn something you like from an existing game into a Fallout game - But for everything you spawn, ten nearly invincible Deathclaws spawn within range of killing what you spawn immediately. Link to comment
Zazzerdar 0 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The ability to not pee your pants. Link to comment
Lover of All 10 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 The ability to Create anything from DnD but it will try to kill you above every thing else Link to comment
Rocket_Leafeon 21 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 the ability to talk to animals, but not be able to understand what you yourself or the animal is saying Link to comment
ThatSmartDude 9 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 The ability to pee your self but only when you all ready really need to pee Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 The ability to teleport to wherever you want to within a ten mile radius, but only when someone within a ten foot radius of you drops a hat. Link to comment
Zazzerdar 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The ability to read in any language you want, as long as you already speak it fluently. Link to comment
TobiasChwan 6 Posted April 27, 2013 Share Posted April 27, 2013 The ability to see ANY sort of porn for fre, but only when your entire family is in the room with you. Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The ability to not have any natural talents. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) The one-time ability to mirror your brain's interpretation of your body's limb functions, irreversible. To be more clear, to make it so when you try to move your right arm and leg, you move your left arm and leg, same the other way. Edited May 9, 2013 by Norton House (see edit history) Link to comment
neonwatches 50 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 The ability to look .00000000000000000000001 seconds into the future Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 The ability to make your true love find you repulsive. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 The ability to make repulsive people find you as their true love. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted May 14, 2013 Share Posted May 14, 2013 (lol) The ability to make everything you say sound racist. Link to comment
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