Aroniea 3 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 The ability to define racism from just distinguishing between races (Racism is saying your race is superior, so saying black men are athletic isn't racist) Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 The ability to give rats the trots. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The ability to kill with your stare ONLY via mirrored eye contact with yourself. Link to comment
neonwatches 50 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The ability to always get sick right before important moments in life. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The ability to fall asleep at the most inoppurtune moments. Ex driving a car, wedding vows, goalie of a soccer match, etc... Link to comment
neonwatches 50 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 The ability to fall asleep at the most inoppurtune moments. Ex driving a car, wedding vows, goalie of a soccer match, etc... Ha, I actually think that exists xD The power of always having less money in your pocket than you need. Link to comment
DrBorderline 324 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Cactus Telepathy: Psychic communication with all species of cacti. Personal Retro-reflection: Your reflection in any mirror raises its left hand when you raise your right, and so on. Low Intensity Eidetic Memory: Perfect recall of all the boring moments in your life; sixth period trigonometry, every visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles, waiting for streaming videos to buffer. Voluntary Epidermal Hypertrophy: Grow callouses on demand. Cosmetic Alteration Reversion Field: Anyone within ten feet who has had elective cosmetic surgery has their original physiology return until they leave the area of your influence. Gyroscopic Inertia: If you dismount a bicycle while it is moving, it will continue to travel perfectly upright until it totally runs out of forward momentum, at which point it will fall over. Keratin Projectiles: You can launch your fingernails from your fingers with a little less velocity than rubber bands from a rubber band gun. It takes at least a month to grow back and the fingernail areas are painfully tender until then. Pinocchio Compass: Your nose grows longer when you're looking at magnetic north. Sorry if I went overboard there. Also apologies if I repeated somebody else's idea. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Cactus Telepathy: Psychic communication with all species of cacti. Personal Retro-reflection: Your reflection in any mirror raises its left hand when you raise your right, and so on. Low Intensity Eidetic Memory: Perfect recall of all the boring moments in your life; sixth period trigonometry, every visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles, waiting for streaming videos to buffer. Voluntary Epidermal Hypertrophy: Grow callouses on demand. Cosmetic Alteration Reversion Field: Anyone within ten feet who has had elective cosmetic surgery has their original physiology return until they leave the area of your influence. Gyroscopic Inertia: If you dismount a bicycle while it is moving, it will continue to travel perfectly upright until it totally runs out of forward momentum, at which point it will fall over. Keratin Projectiles: You can launch your fingernails from your fingers with a little less velocity than rubber bands from a rubber band gun. It takes at least a month to grow back and the fingernail areas are painfully tender until then. Pinocchio Compass: Your nose grows longer when you're looking at magnetic north. Sorry if I went overboard there. Also apologies if I repeated somebody else's idea. You're an absolute genius. I think I'm going to use cactus telepathy in one of my RPGMaker games, just for the hell of it. The ability to respond to any message perfectly clearly no matter what the weather, but your responses to any emergency message is 'Haven't Met You Yet' by Michael Buble. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Cactus Telepathy: Psychic communication with all species of cacti. Personal Retro-reflection: Your reflection in any mirror raises its left hand when you raise your right, and so on. Low Intensity Eidetic Memory: Perfect recall of all the boring moments in your life; sixth period trigonometry, every visit to the Department of Motor Vehicles, waiting for streaming videos to buffer. Voluntary Epidermal Hypertrophy: Grow callouses on demand. Cosmetic Alteration Reversion Field: Anyone within ten feet who has had elective cosmetic surgery has their original physiology return until they leave the area of your influence. Gyroscopic Inertia: If you dismount a bicycle while it is moving, it will continue to travel perfectly upright until it totally runs out of forward momentum, at which point it will fall over. Keratin Projectiles: You can launch your fingernails from your fingers with a little less velocity than rubber bands from a rubber band gun. It takes at least a month to grow back and the fingernail areas are painfully tender until then. Pinocchio Compass: Your nose grows longer when you're looking at magnetic north. Sorry if I went overboard there. Also apologies if I repeated somebody else's idea. As far as I'm concerned, Voluntary Epidermal Hypertrophy would be quite useful. I am a four mallet player, and we get calluses on our middle fingers because of the grip. It would have been a lot funner experience if that 'existed' when I first started playing. Ability to: Run at high speeds backwards. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 The ability to drain the charge of your electronic devices when you pick them up. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 The ability to get electrocuted every time you go to plug something in. Link to comment
amiandrew 383 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 The ability to nullify your ability to nullify abilities. (paradox?) Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 The ability to fill the contents of your bladder into someone elses, only if your bladder is empty. Link to comment
Guest Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 The ability to catch up on any missed sleep whenever, as long as you are driving a moving vehicle. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 The ability to win anything you try your hand at as long as you have the skill to do it. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 The ability to teach ducks how to eat, and they then follow you around. Link to comment
dolodi 99 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 The ability to increase gravity pressure on yourself. BunnyButtons 1 Link to comment
Another_Human 25 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 The ability to die at any second ever, but only when you are dead. Link to comment
Credil 766 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 The ability to think of the most useless superpower, but since that ability would actucally be usefull, I decide for the ability to think of the 2nd most useless superpower. Link to comment
BunnyButtons 9 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 The ability to fail.Miserably xD Link to comment
puttbirate 1 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 My thoughts on the subject: - The ability to prevent people you sleep with from remembering their dreams after they wake up. - The ability to pass through screen doors. - The power to see surfaces that have come into contact with semen as bright orange. - The ability to identify industral cleaning agents by ingesting them. - Telekenisis that can only be used to roll 12 sided dice. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 (edited) The ability to stop a speeding train two cars before it clears the crossing you're stuck at. Edited August 10, 2013 by Teflon34 (see edit history) Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 The power to give temporary superpowers to those who wish to take your life. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 The ability to increase gravity pressure on yourself. That would be good, if you wanted to become stronger. Just increase slowly, and when you get used to it, go more. The ability to increase the effects of gravity on yourself would be great for strength training, provided you could deactivate the ability.How about telekinetic powers that only work on water(not ice or water vapor and not any contained in the water) and it stops working if any water makes contact with your skin(including sweat, saliva, urine, etc.)? I guess it's useless to practice telekenesis while you're in the process of wetting yourself, then... Damn. xD The power to cause one random friend to block you at random. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 The ability to fly. Limited to when you're trapped inside a portapotty. Link to comment
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