KayLeigh 327 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 The ability to know everyhing there is to know, but only after you've learnt every language there is to learn (including ones that are no longer used and things like gibberish and pig Latin) Link to comment
Short Shanks 66 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Good god. The ability to turn any shirt inside out. Link to comment
anonymous guy choc 111 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Good god. The ability to turn any shirt inside out. That power is incredibly useful when you need a mono-color shirt. Link to comment
Dr. Takano 67 Posted July 5, 2012 Share Posted July 5, 2012 The ability to lose an ability. Link to comment
RobotRemote 14 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 The ability to age but only on your birthday! Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 The ability to change your appearance temporarily, but every time you change back into yourself something about you becomes horribly disfigured. Link to comment
TheGreatNobody 508 Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 The ability to walk through closed but unlocked doors. Link to comment
anonymous guy choc 111 Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 The ability to walk through closed but unlocked doors.What if the door was jammed? That would be very useful then. Link to comment
MossIcon 40 Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 The ability to change your sex but not at will but the way you're most appealing to whoever is around. And that literally means whoever. Link to comment
CuriousOne 20 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 The ability to fill your bladder extremely quickly when exposed to sunlight Cy_The_Fox 1 Link to comment
Anthony 15 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The ability to fill your bladder extremely quickly when exposed to sunlight i would love that ability would turn me on 100 and 1 times: the ability to get TONS of money but you have to go to school and get a job. Cy_The_Fox 1 Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 The ability to absorb anything into your body by touching it. Link to comment
anonymous guy choc 111 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 The ability to absorb anything into your body by touching it.That sounds incredibly useful. You could eat in seconds if it went into your stomach, or bio-degrade garbage by yourself. You could solve england's landfill Issue singlehandedly! The ability to defuse any bomb... by blowing it up. Link to comment
Ishigreensa 224 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The ability to learn by reading and listening. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 The ability to win any card game when you are playing against 5-year-olds. Link to comment
Ishigreensa 224 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 The ability to be 100 percent accurate only when no one else was watching or listening, and only able to affect yourself. Link to comment
loserman 10 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 The ability to spit acid, but only 1 foot from your face and only after eating cottage cheese. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 The ability to create beautiful art that dissolves into ash if anyone besides you tries to look at it. Link to comment
SpectorIncognito250 98 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 The power to convert absolutely anything into gas when cars no longer need it to run. Link to comment
Ishigreensa 224 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 The power to fill your bladder anytime you want, but as a side effect, you bladder automatically becomes full when you are nervous or have something important happening! Cy_The_Fox 1 Link to comment
CrayonJunkie 12 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The abilitly to see through walls for about an hour, but only after you have recieved 5 shots in the ass at the doctors. Link to comment
Aroniea 3 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The ability to do any dance perfectly, but not be able to do them in front of other people, lest you blow up. Link to comment
SpectorIncognito250 98 Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 The ability to create an electronic that doesn't work whatsoever. Link to comment
Krinity 2 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The ability, get this, to.....break any electronic item you wish at will. Link to comment
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