kenken4k 11 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) Aside from being tickled, scared, startled what’s the most realistic accident? I mean the kind where you are in the most helpless scenario and end up peeing your pants. I would think car wettings if you’re the passenger, the driver isn’t stopping for you to pee, there’s no cup to pee in, and there’s heavy traffic that lasts almost forever. But you could just take a piss out the window. So my 2nd thought would be getting trapped in a subway train, bus, etc with a shit ton of people around you wearing pants/jeans. Unless you just don’t give a fuck you can’t take a squat in front of a bunch of people. And there’s too many people to find a blind spot. Or say that you hold it till you get off, you’re at the brink of peeing your pants, but once you get to the bathrooms it’s out of order. And like I said before there’s too many people. Because the bathrooms are closed it’ll put you in EXTREME panic mode. And you’ll have no choice but to pee your pants. What are your ideas? Edited November 6, 2018 by kenken4k Missed something (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
Danish 154 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Getting stuck in an elevator with other people would also be bad!! Quote Link to comment
SmokySky 31 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 I would also say rollercoasters can be a big threat ^^ If you go on a rollercoaster with your bladder full already the shaking could make you release gottliebeln, Ashi and EmmaWees 3 Quote Link to comment
Mbgpeelover 8,721 Posted November 6, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted November 6, 2018 I long meetings where they keep pouring water from jugs and you can’t leave but you are bursting! Of course school or college where you could be denied permission. Transport with no toilets. Live TV playkng a competition like chess where’s it’s impossible to leave. So many and some I have personally experienced GreenChile, gottliebeln and gymsweatr 3 Quote Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 An online video game where there’s no pause button. EmmaWees, Spectator9, GoingGreen and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment
CarmenCD 1,363 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 5 hours ago, SmokySky said: I would also say rollercoasters can be a big threat ^^ If you go on a rollercoaster with your bladder full already the shaking could make you release I can testify for that. Every time I went on a rollercoaster with a full bladder, I came off it with wet pants. Quote Link to comment
OPencil 58 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 When you're out all day with friends and don't want to be a bother, instead choosing to hold it until you've got less than an hour left. That can spell disaster. Spectator9 and EmmaWees 2 Quote Link to comment
desperatewet 152 Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 10 hours ago, kenken4k said: I would think car wettings if you’re the passenger, the driver isn’t stopping for you to pee, there’s no cup to pee in, and there’s heavy traffic that lasts almost forever. But you could just take a piss out the window. Unless you're a girl. I see no feasible way for a girl to pee out a window. Quote Link to comment
Hamr 181 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 23 hours ago, desperatewet said: Unless you're a girl. I see no feasible way for a girl to pee out a window. Nor for a boy, really. Unless your waist is located above your stomach, that is. Quote Link to comment
surrealexp 111 Posted November 7, 2018 Share Posted November 7, 2018 (edited) Traffic jams. Seeing hundreds of cars stuck in line for 1+ hours, you know at least one or two people in that line had a little too much liquid before getting on the road. This is the premise for a lot of people's "I had to pee so bad" story, so it follows that some of those end in real accidents. Any event with a long line for the toilets. I frequently go tailgating for football games and I've seen a ton of dire situations while waiting in line for the toilets. A lot of men skip the lines entirely and find a bush, but most of the women seem so put off by the idea of peeing in public that they try to wait it out. I've never seen a true accident there, but I've seen women look completely frantic. Public transit: buses, airplanes. I've heard of and seen genuine pictures of accidents in these scenarios. You have almost no control over when the vehicle stops, and seatbelt signs come on airplanes at inopportune times. Some people hate peeing in airplane toilets and try to hold it until their destination, as well. Edited November 8, 2018 by surrealexp (see edit history) Yoshi, rachelkirwan and GreenChile 3 Quote Link to comment
desp-fan2013 60 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I would have to say anywhere in public, where there are no restrooms or suitable secluded places to discreetly relieve oneself, throw in a bit of alcohol and you have probably the most likely situation for a true accident to occur as the person involved will surely be making every attempt to hold back their bladder to the absolutely limit. Of course we are considering a "normal" individual, at this point and not someone who is purposely holding for whatever reason. Desperate to pee on public transport after a night of drinking at a bar or club, comes immediately to mind. Quote Link to comment
nappypants 1,405 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Yeah, a lot of drunk women seemingly wet themselves in the back of taxis, apparently it's a bigger problem for taxi drivers than people throwing up, which they can often tell is likely to happen... Quote Link to comment
Guest mrlewd Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 As a few others before me have mentioned, anything related to alcohol is pretty much "okay". Especially when you're on your way home, and the train/bus doesn't have any toilets, or they're occupied/out of order. Or when you're too drunk to walk straight, and have a long way home ? Quote Link to comment
liesjeversteven 1,826 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Most of my real accidents happen either coming home desperate trying to get in the apartment, or laughing too hard... fetisher and CarmenCD 2 Quote Link to comment
kenken4k 11 Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 On 11/6/2018 at 4:01 PM, desperatewet said: Unless you're a girl. I see no feasible way for a girl to pee out a window. True that. Unless she’s the type that just doesn’t give a fuck. ? Quote Link to comment
kenken4k 11 Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 On 11/7/2018 at 10:06 PM, desp-fan2013 said: I would have to say anywhere in public, where there are no restrooms or suitable secluded places to discreetly relieve oneself, throw in a bit of alcohol and you have probably the most likely situation for a true accident to occur as the person involved will surely be making every attempt to hold back their bladder to the absolutely limit. Of course we are considering a "normal" individual, at this point and not someone who is purposely holding for whatever reason. Desperate to pee on public transport after a night of drinking at a bar or club, comes immediately to mind. Oh yeah alcohol is evil lol. Or caffeine. Maybe not as bad as alcohol but depending on the situation caffeine can also do the trick. I remember I had an energy drink and holy shit I had to go.. i had a close call in the middle of class. Quote Link to comment
Shyguy94 2 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Id say wetting the bed would b easiest cuz u culd lay and relax until u start to soak you're pjs and bed!!! Then u just act like it was accident Quote Link to comment
princesspee27 150 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 (edited) for me it happens due to coffee or alcohol consumption, when im coming home, half the time I don't make it and start peeing my pants at the front door ? Edited December 29, 2018 by princesspee27 (see edit history) Quote Link to comment
Brandie 177 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Sneezing will cause me to have a true accident. Not a full on wetting but with each sneeze I will feel an uncontrollable spurt happen. If I only sneeze once nothing will show but if it is several in a row then it will show. nappypants 1 Quote Link to comment
Slater 167 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 I don't understand what it means by "realistic"? You mean "most likely scenario"? Quote Link to comment
Emilylovesmusic 260 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I would say for me the most common real accidents I have had are either while traveling, taking a test, sneezing, laughing, and as it was said on this thread riding roller coasters can be dangerous lol nappypants 1 Quote Link to comment
Spectator9 957 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 On November 8, 2018 at 12:06 AM, desp-fan2013 said: I would have to say anywhere in public, where there are no restrooms or suitable secluded places to discreetly relieve oneself, throw in a bit of alcohol and you have probably the most likely situation for a true accident to occur as the person involved will surely be making every attempt to hold back their bladder to the absolutely limit. Of course we are considering a "normal" individual, at this point and not someone who is purposely holding for whatever reason. Desperate to pee on public transport after a night of drinking at a bar or club, comes immediately to mind. Alcohol is probably the most common factor for "accidents". Alcoholic drinks can add a lot of fluid to the system. The alcohol causes the kidneys to produce more urine in a short period of time. Alcohol impairs judgment, so you make poor decisions as to where and when to pee. Alcohol can irritate the bladder and send urgent got-to-go signals, though in some people it numbs the sensations so they don't realize how full they are. When alcohol is consumed in social situations, psychological factors and expectations may interfere with opportunities to pee. If you're drinking, any and all of these things can cause you to hold it too long and pee your pants! Quote Link to comment
Rukako 210 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 11/6/2018 at 12:31 PM, kenken4k said: Aside from being tickled, scared, startled what’s the most realistic accident? I mean the kind where you are in the most helpless scenario and end up peeing your pants. I would think car wettings if you’re the passenger, the driver isn’t stopping for you to pee, there’s no cup to pee in, and there’s heavy traffic that lasts almost forever. But you could just take a piss out the window. So my 2nd thought would be getting trapped in a subway train, bus, etc with a shit ton of people around you wearing pants/jeans. Unless you just don’t give a fuck you can’t take a squat in front of a bunch of people. And there’s too many people to find a blind spot. Or say that you hold it till you get off, you’re at the brink of peeing your pants, but once you get to the bathrooms it’s out of order. And like I said before there’s too many people. Because the bathrooms are closed it’ll put you in EXTREME panic mode. And you’ll have no choice but to pee your pants. What are your ideas? For something like the tube one I feel like peeing your pants would be the more tactical choice anyhow. If you pop a squat/whip it out and start peeing everybody will be pretty damned pissed off at you. Pee your pants however and more than likely people will be sympathetic rather than annoyed. Despite the fact you pretty much did the same thing. desperatewet 1 Quote Link to comment
Emilylovesmusic 260 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I completely forgot about alcohol. If you throw alcohol into just about any situation it is more likely to end in an accident. Quote Link to comment
wetchoirpants 56 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Waiting outside a gas station restroom Quote Link to comment
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