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Peeing Through the Fly? ...If Only I Were a Guy


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I don't know where to start with my comment.

Awesome, well-written dream: really sexy and  enjoyful for all!

More awesome was your experience to pee like a guy: sexy as hell! I would have been there to help you (giggle) and clean up ;)

Really hot! Thanks for sharing!

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I love the effort put into your writing- the structure and vocabulary is exquisite. Seriously, your pieces are the best I’ve come across.

I, too, have wrestled with the mutually exclusive logistics of having a vulva and peeing through the fly for many hours!

You mention hardware quite a bit- have you ever used or considered using a female urination device? 

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  • 2 weeks later...

PeerPressure, your writing might be the best erotic writing that I've come across—and I don't just mean on this site, I mean anywhere on the internet (and I'll confess that I read an awful lot of this stuff, and not just about peeing/wetting/desperation).  You always manage to strike just the right tone: casual but sincere, and incredibly arousing without being the slightest bit porny.

I'm not sure what you do for a living (or hope to do for a living in the future), but you really ought to consider doing something where you can put your writing skills to good use and get paid for it, that is, if you're not already precisely that.  I'm willing to bet you're excellent at other kinds of writing too, beyond just the kind of stuff you post on here.

Also, I had a dream not too long ago that was extremely similar to part of your dream, except that I was one of the guys in the men's room.  Are you sure we weren't sharing the same dream, Inception-style?  Did you happen to notice Leonardo DiCaprio peeing in one of the urinals?

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On 4/8/2018 at 9:26 AM, Mom2three said:

Hehe.....I’ve reached the same conclusion....virtually impossible.....but so so very fun to try, and try, and try....lol

On 4/9/2018 at 5:37 PM, OPencil said:

I, too, have wrestled with the mutually exclusive logistics of having a vulva and peeing through the fly for many hours!

You mention hardware quite a bit- have you ever used or considered using a female urination device? 

Isn't that the truth?!  I'm not optimistic I'll ever figure it out, but I don't plan on giving up anytime soon!  :smile:  It's fun to make a mess every now and then!  I've toyed with the idea of getting a device, but haven't caved at this point.  I'd probably enjoy it and get a fair bit of use out of it, but there's a stubborn part of me that wants to figure something out without needing any extra equipment.  For the time being, I'm compromising with skirts and risk of damp legs.  Have either of you used one?

On 4/9/2018 at 5:37 PM, OPencil said:

I love the effort put into your writing- the structure and vocabulary is exquisite. Seriously, your pieces are the best I’ve come across.

On 4/19/2018 at 8:40 AM, Habitat said:

PeerPressure, your writing might be the best erotic writing that I've come across—and I don't just mean on this site, I mean anywhere on the internet (and I'll confess that I read an awful lot of this stuff, and not just about peeing/wetting/desperation).  You always manage to strike just the right tone: casual but sincere, and incredibly arousing without being the slightest bit porny.

I'm not sure what you do for a living (or hope to do for a living in the future), but you really ought to consider doing something where you can put your writing skills to good use and get paid for it, that is, if you're not already precisely that.  I'm willing to bet you're excellent at other kinds of writing too, beyond just the kind of stuff you post on here.

 

Aww, thank you both so much!!  I'm glad you enjoy it!!  :smile:

I do a lot of writing for my current job, but it's mostly legal stuff nobody would want to read.  It's nice to write something people enjoy by night, at least!  I'd like to start doing some more serious writing on the side, but haven't gotten around to it just yet.  Maybe someday!!

On 4/19/2018 at 8:40 AM, Habitat said:

Also, I had a dream not too long ago that was extremely similar to part of your dream, except that I was one of the guys in the men's room.  Are you sure we weren't sharing the same dream, Inception-style?  Did you happen to notice Leonardo DiCaprio peeing in one of the urinals?

Hahaha!  That's amazing!  Unfortunately, no Leonardo DiCaprio!  I must've looked away at the wrong moment!  Although now I'm curious what kind of devious ideas he was incepting :gasp: :gasp: :gasp:

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Your dream was very fun to read! The content is amazing and you convey it eloquently.

As for the problem of the standing pee I suggest searching around the internet for instructions and advice. I found some of it when I was curious about women peeing like men. I'm sure it can work because I've seen the pics!

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1 hour ago, AudreyLovesPee said:

@PeerPressure that’s was a sexy dream. Sorry your trials all failed. They make things for women to pee standing up. It’s like a funnel. Although I doubt you want one since we are into wetting. It’s for women to pee in sticky situations I think.

Despite the frustration, the failures really are a lot of fun, hehe.  I've seen those!  I may get one sometime just for the fun of it and convenience when wetting isn't an option, but I want the pride of being able to get the same results au naturel :smile:.  I also have this fantasy of showing off to a surprised boyfriend sometime haha.

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14 hours ago, PeerPressure said:

Despite the frustration, the failures really are a lot of fun, hehe.  I've seen those!  I may get one sometime just for the fun of it and convenience when wetting isn't an option, but I want the pride of being able to get the same results au naturel :smile:.  I also have this fantasy of showing off to a surprised boyfriend sometime haha.

haha. yea that would be funny. he would so surprised 

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Thank you for sharing such an awesome story, PeerPresure. Expertly written, this is one that I'll treasure and return to time and again.

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I released the front of my pants and attempted to fidget with my labia, hoping I could figure out a way to aim. 

Just curious, how exactly do you typically use your labia to "aim" (or at least try to aim)? Are you squeezing the labia together in hopes of guiding the stream in the correct direction or are you trying to spread them apart in order to avoid any interfering surface tension?

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The labia can accomplish nothing in the context of peeing except to make a mess; the trick is to get them out of the way.  As an uncircumcised male I've had the same experience many times with foreskin causing me to "miss" - especially if I'm too sleepy to take notice.

With sufficient pressure and the labia out of the way, the urethral opening will produce a nice straight stream - at least in my experience on the observing end.  The only trick then is to know what direction the stream will go or - if you're really good at it - to aim it, either by applying pressure around the urethral opening or by tilting your whole abdomen.

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22 hours ago, pbl said:

Thank you for sharing such an awesome story, PeerPresure. Expertly written, this is one that I'll treasure and return to time and again.

Just curious, how exactly do you typically use your labia to "aim" (or at least try to aim)? Are you squeezing the labia together in hopes of guiding the stream in the correct direction or are you trying to spread them apart in order to avoid any interfering surface tension?

I don't really use my labia to aim per se, rather I try to clear my stream of obstructions.  I've had some success with this (though not while wearing pants haha).  I don't really see how pushing things together down there would do anything other than make a huge mess down my legs and all over my hands, haha.  Hope that helps!  :happy:

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