Guest JTeam_ Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 If this omorashi world is contained in the book, what would happen if I ripped the book in half? :3 Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted February 6, 2018 Author Share Posted February 6, 2018 On 2/1/2018 at 12:31 PM, JTeam_ said: If this omorashi world is contained in the book, what would happen if I ripped the book in half? :3 That would be getting ahead of where we are up to with the meta-textuality of this story. :p On 1/31/2018 at 4:05 PM, Despholder said: Amazing 5 pages to read so far, let's go to 63 please Thanks! :) It's deeply experimental but I think it's a lot of fun. We have another tie. Randomly moving on. You briefly consider peeing in the alley but remember the whole point of the expedition downstairs was to try to make it to an actual toilet in time. All the tables in the cafe are already taken, not that that matters. The air is rich with the scent of coffee and bacon. If you don't wet yourself maybe you should come back down after you find your wallet. You wave to the familiar barista and make your way to the bathroom at the back of the room. There is a queue. Of course there is a queue. Why wouldn't there be a queue? It's a short queue though, for what it's worth; only two people are ahead of you. A girl around your age with spiky hair and a face full of piercings and an older women, maybe around 60, conservatively dressed and scowling. Spiky-haired-girl sees your face and gives a low chuckle. "You about to piss yourself as well huh? Some dude's been in there for like ten minutes. It's fracking redic!" There's no way you are going to make it waiting in the queue. Not a chance. Beg your queue-mates to let you go first? Turn to page 12 Give up on the cafe and try for the alley? Turn to page 51 Wait in the queue anyway, reasoning the even if you wet yourself you might learn something for the next time loop? Turn to page 35 Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 Quite honestly the older lady looks like she might bite your face off if you ask to go ahead of her. And you'd feel pretty bad going in front of spiky-haired-girl; she looks like she'd pretty frantic herself. She is marching on the spot and pulling her ripped jeans up by the belt loops so the crutch pushes against her. You cross your legs and wait. You are definitely going to have to try something different next time. Unless, of course, wetting yourself in the middle of a packed coffee shop is what it takes to break the time loop. At this point you probably wouldn't mind. "Nope. I'm not gonna piss myself today." Spiky-haired-girl announces. "I'm going to find something to squat behind before I make a puddle. You wanna come?" The offer is directed at both the older woman and yourself. The older lady gives a sniff of disapproval. Go with her? Turn to page 62 Stick with the queue? Turn to page 55 Quote Link to comment
Bismiris 320 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 We're definitely going with her. She sounds hot, and confident. Quote Link to comment
Manowar 170 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Go with her. Page 62. Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted February 12, 2018 Author Share Posted February 12, 2018 Sure why not go with the random girl? You were starting to rethink whether you really wanted to wet yourself in front of a packed cafe anyway. What if time just starts behaving normally again? You'd have to start walking a block over to get coffee! You have to rush to keep up with spiky-haired-girl. Though conversely, you also have to move carefully or you are going to lose control on the hardwood boards. People have their chairs well out from their tables and they keep standing up. You do a do-si-do with a waiter and suspect spiky-haired-girl may have already left by the time you emerge from the coffee shop. But she is still waiting for you out the front of the cafe. Barely. "Fracking finally!" She exclaims and looks around frantically. Suggest she use your apartment bathroom? Turn to page 24 Try to find some cover and squat in the alley? Turn to page 23 Try the public toilets you remember existing in the park? Turn to page 22 Quote Link to comment
Bismiris 320 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 23. I doubt we'd make it to the park or back upstairs to the apartment. Quote Link to comment
Melificentfan 1,215 Posted February 12, 2018 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted February 12, 2018 *Turns to page 23* Quote Link to comment
Manowar 170 Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Yeah. Just thinking of the toilet may make us wet ourselves. So let's do it quicly. Page 23. Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted February 15, 2018 Author Share Posted February 15, 2018 "The alley!" It isn't a suggestion, you are about to burst any second. It isn't some grimy, graffiti covered, trash filled tunnel but rather a fairly nice walkway with murals and large potted palms. Not really the sort of place to squat during broad daylight. But there is no one else in the alley and pee has started to literally run down your leg. You rush behind the largest plant and tear down your panties as you drop into a squat. There wasn't much point, they were already soaked through. Does this still could as wetting yourself if most your bladder is hitting the ground unimpeded? Might this break the time loop? You are suddenly aware the spiky-haired-girl is only a few feet away and making her own puddle on the concrete. "Thank frack..." She sighs, "I thought for a second there I wasn't going to make it." You wince as you pull up your wet panties when you stand up. "Whelp. Lovely meeting you. We should piss in an alley again sometime." Spiky-haired-girl gives you a crooked smile and quickly walks away. Congratulations! You have unlocked Pee your panties in an alley! Shall we try again? *** You wake up to the sound of your phone chiming... This time loop! Lets break this thing! You bounce out of bed raring to not pee your pants. Would you like to; Force the bathroom lock? Turn to page 27 Hover over the glass bowl until you pee? Turn to page 55 Use the cafe toilet downstairs? Turn to page 23 Knock on the bathroom door and yell at Dee to hurry up? Turn to page 12 Wait until she is done showering? Turn to page 31 Pee in the kitchen sink? Turn to page 26 Try and think of something else to do? Turn to page :( Bismiris, Rorygg and Manowar 2 1 Quote Link to comment
Manowar 170 Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Holy cow! We peed our panties again... Let's try something completely unused: turn the page :(. Maybe there in something in our room which we can use as a "toilette"? Quote Link to comment
Maniack 98 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Let's try 55 Quote Link to comment
WaityKaty 1,171 Posted February 21, 2018 Author Share Posted February 21, 2018 None of these options are working! You need to think outside the book! Tear all the pages of your preconceptions! Ring Matt and ask for a better suggestion. %$ Go online and ask Dr Google. #$ Just pee yourself. Right now. *% Collect all the spoons in the apartment and put them in the oven. $! Go back to sleep. Refuse to participate. ($ Quote Link to comment
Nikeryda 181 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Of course all we need to do is collect all the spoons in the apartment and put them in the oven. Quote Link to comment
Bismiris 320 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 What if you just went to Home Depot and peed in one of the display toilets? If we're right and the loop can only be broken by using a toilet why not do it with some class. Quote Link to comment
DesperateAlice 16 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Definitely go to sleep and refuse to participate haha Quote Link to comment
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