Guest J-Bone Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Sorry, i am not good and writing from memory Today i went to a college orientation, anyway an attractive girl with red hair sat next to me. so the orientation lasted a while, about 3 hours. Over time she got increasingly shaky and eventually said she had to pee. Naturally i was excited. With about 25 minutes left, she whispered, and i quote "I am going to pee my pants." at this point i was rather erect, i don't think it was obvious. I then realized i had too pee also. Wearing a pullup, i just peed in that. with 10 minutes left, she farted and then sneezed right after. this caused her to lose control and wet her pants. she got up and ran out of the room, farting the whole time. once she made it too the door of the room she stopped and messed her pants. many people laughed. i was so close to cumming in my pullup, but years of training helped me out. i snuck out, ran to my car, grabbed two pullups and a pair of baletball shorts, then ran to the girls bathroom. She was in one of the stalls crying, i knocked on the stall. "What?" she said i slide the pullup and shorts under the stall, she puts them on, and exits the stall. "Thanks dude." she says while giving me a hug and then a kiss on the cheek. She then noticed my erection and said "You might want to take care of that." Before she left, she gave me her number, but never her name. I haven't texted or called her yet, i'm wet my pants levels of nervous. Link to comment
Accidentz 53 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I just wanted to know how you managed to get into the girls bathroom lol WetDave, MM68063 and Sake 3 Link to comment
WetDave 650 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 34 minutes ago, malegusher92 said: I just wanted to know how you managed to get into the girls bathroom lol I suppose he opened the door and simply walked in! However it does all sound a bit odd particularly her reaction to a man entering the girls' bogs and handing her a pull-up - I would have thought that most females would be creeped out by this and wouldn't have said "thanks dude", given him her number and commented on his erection. Sake 1 Link to comment
MM68063 195 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 This story is 100% fake. ArcticVortex, ineed2pee, Sake and 1 other 4 Link to comment
Accidentz 53 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 19 minutes ago, MM68063 said: This story is 100% fake. It has to be lol Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Yeah 100% fake. oopsipeedmypants and Sake 2 Link to comment
PWG 243 Posted August 9, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2017 Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. Sake, Gaarm, HPattern and 9 others 12 Link to comment
The Dark Wolf 1,746 Posted August 9, 2017 ✨ Legendary Member Share Posted August 9, 2017 I suspected it was fake the instant the fart came into play (wetting AND farting at the same time is rare unless it was intended that way, and I have yet to witness in person an attractive girl doing either, not that I really want to unless she doesn't mind), and pretty much confirmed with everything that came after. Link to comment
kruton 442 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I'm a professor at the college, Professor Einstein, and I can assure you all that it happened exactly as described. I teach physics but I also dabble in plumbing. I was in the next stall over unclogging a toilet (it was clogged with a condom box stuffed with $100 bills) and heard all of it happen. Sake, Gaarm, poads and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Guest J-Bone Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 yeah whoops, my bad everyone. i meant to post this in the fiction forum. this is my bad, i apologize Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 50 minutes ago, kruton said: I'm a professor at the college, Professor Einstein, and I can assure you all that it happened exactly as described. I teach physics but I also dabble in plumbing. I was in the next stall over unclogging a toilet (it was clogged with a condom box stuffed with $100 bills) and heard all of it happen. Haha very funny PWG 1 Link to comment
Hilbron 58 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 hours ago, J-Bone said: yeah whoops, my bad everyone. i meant to post this in the fiction forum. this is my bad, i apologize I'm sure you did. Lol Is that why you started by saying that you were "writing from memory"? ??? Kyuu, Sake and PWG 3 Link to comment
runsy 148 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Just a bit of fun. Kyuu and PWG 2 Link to comment
KozmoFox 5,644 Posted August 10, 2017 👮 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2017 This thread is my new lolcow. Holy shit. 8 hours ago, PWG said: Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. I'm not even gonna lock this or anything I'm just gonna Wow Sake, Male, Kyuu and 2 others 5 Link to comment
Ronyo 806 Posted August 10, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2017 And then a college cheerleading squad appeared, they all had DD chest sizes and were all bursting to pee! The leader decided trying to get to a toilet wasn't worth the effort and ordered everyone to just wet instead! I'm on a horse. Gaarm, powerade1999, KozmoFox and 5 others 8 Link to comment
biondi 94 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 do we really need to be so aggressive with him ? I mean if the story is fake ok but I don't think making fun of him will make him feeling well Kyuu, ShadowLord and SJC Omorashi 2 1 Link to comment
Luna 895 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 4 hours ago, Hilbron said: I'm sure you did. Lol Is that why you started by saying that you were "writing from memory"? ??? Writing from memory, begins with "Today". 38 minutes ago, Ronyo said: And then a college cheerleading squad appeared, they all had DD chest sizes and were all bursting to pee! The leader decided trying to get to a toilet wasn't worth the effort and ordered everyone to just wet instead! I'm on a horse. The cheerleaders all jumped onto a horse each and magical flew away into the horizon with pixie dust dripping from their wet skirts, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN >.> PWG, KozmoFox, Hilbron and 1 other 4 Link to comment
ShadowLord 457 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 48 minutes ago, biondi said: do we really need to be so aggressive with him ? I mean if the story is fake ok but I don't think making fun of him will make him feeling well This is maybe the main reason I don't write any stories to post in here. biondi and Kyuu 1 1 Link to comment
Guest J-Bone Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 I get picked on in the real world, I joined this community because I thought that I would not. I can see that i was wrong Link to comment
Luna 895 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, J-Bone said: I get picked on in the real world, I joined this community because I thought that I would not. I can see that i was wrong 58 minutes ago, ShadowLord said: This is maybe the main reason I don't write any stories to post in here. We're not trying to discourage content, but more on scrutinizing posts which portrays little to no effort. In actuality, we encourage posts, but for this thread I think it was a mixture of clumsiness (posting in the wrong section) and also imo the story was a bit lacklustre. OmoCommando and Sake 2 Link to comment
BENAir01 601 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 hours ago, J-Bone said: I get picked on in the real world, I joined this community because I thought that I would not. I can see that i was wrong I'm sorry, we don't mean to hurt you or pick on you. We're just having a bit of fun. It's not directed towards you, it's just trying to give us all a good laugh. I have been the victim of jokes to make others laugh before, so the best advice I have for you is just to ignore this thread. SJC Omorashi 1 Link to comment
Hilbron 58 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 7 hours ago, J-Bone said: I get picked on in the real world, I joined this community because I thought that I would not. I can see that i was wrong Yeah bud, we're just messing with you, man. I'd expect someone to do the same to me. Not trying to pick on you, just light hearted teasing. Hope you don't take offense, but if it's getting you down, we'll stop, no worries Link to comment
WetDave 650 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 11 hours ago, J-Bone said: I get picked on in the real world, I joined this community because I thought that I would not. I can see that i was wrong Sorry for making fun of you. Just put stuff like this in fiction and all is good. But to me it seemed to start off very real and authentic then gradually lost credibility as the story progressed. Maybe your imagination got carried away in the excitement, but I prefer my fiction to be realistic and believable scenarios. If you'd kept this a credible story all through to the end then I'd have loved it. Don't be put off, please try writing a few more and posting ones which come out well in the fiction section. Link to comment
OmoCommando 38 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 User has deactivated their account. Launching nukes. Link to comment
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