Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 All you have to do is try to tell a good scary story using only 2 sentences. For example you could do something like this: I heard my son laughing outside of my bedroom door. He's been dead for 6 years. or I smiled at an old doll I had played with as a kid. I didn't expect it to smile back. Link to comment
facade 1,947 Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 I sighed with relief as I sat on the toilet and released. I then opened my eyes as I realized I had just awoke in my bed. Link to comment
Gabby Jay 211 Posted May 23, 2017 Author Share Posted May 23, 2017 THAT WAS TERRORFYING!! Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Joke I walked into a building once. It had no wifi. Real attempt My son was hiding at the bottom of his bed and told me to look up and that there was a ghost on his bed. I looked up and my son was there and said that he thought there was a ghost under his bed. I always thought my dog had a problem with staring at me. After paying more attention I realized that she was always staring behind me. Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 They don't really like you. They just tolerate you. (I've had thoughts like this, gives me a real sense of dread) GadgetCereal 1 Link to comment
Dimwitrolo 3,018 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 You turn on the news to catch a report on a recent tragedy, as the newsreader lists the names of the dead. Only one name sticks out - yours. Link to comment
Imouto Bouquet 581 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 (Joke attempt) After a long-awaited evacuation of your bowels, you reach towards the toilet roll. It's empty and you're in a public toilet. (Serious one) The tunnel was pitch black, with little more than the light of your torch* cutting through the inky blackness. Your footsteps were the only thing proving your advance through the infinite darkness, until they stopped as your torch flickered into nothingness. You were surrounded by tiny pockets of red light, and a child's laugh sounded behind you; the lights advanced, they were eyes, children's eyes. (Okay, so that was three sentences, bite me. =P) *A 'Torch' is called a 'Flashlight' by our American friends on the other end of the Pond, I believe. Link to comment
Fisk 106 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 "I love you." "Go fuck yourself." As the inventor of time travel, I get to experience things no one else has experienced before. Like, being stuck in a time where you're older than your own mother, knowing the day she will die. My love is the jealous kind, no other woman is to enter the life of my man. Being two days old or having come out of me, they are no excuses. Today I was out collecting mushrooms for the first time, I identified the edible ones with the help of a mushroom guidebook. After finishing the delicious stew, I recognized a couple of pictures from the pages that describe lethally poisonous lookalikes. ...And of course, I saved the most horrifying for the last... Deadline tomorrow. Coffee machine broken. Link to comment
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