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female Livret éducatif pour les filles qui ont toujours envie de faire pipi !

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I love the art.  Can you actually buy this book though, hard time figuring that out.


I love the art.  Can you actually buy this book though, hard time figuring that out.

 

Oh it looks like you can (or will be able to come Nov 15), from Amazon no less.  I'm tempted, wish it was translated though.

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In the description of the book, via google translate, I found this excerpt: "An album that will be of interest boys (yes, really)"

 

Now what's that supposed to mean? I would also like to see a translated version of this book. If someone can provide a literal translation of the title, that would help in searching for one.

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Hmm, I'll try to translate the description as accurate as I can.

 

"Whether it's the horribly long queues, the rude ladies in the bathrooms, or retro death music atmosphere (I'm not too sure about the meaning, but it may have to do with a music fitting for a desperate girl that has to wait in line)... between girls and toilets, it's a big/great story! With this educational booklet for girls who always need to pee, Marie-Périnée Goguenot - renowned latrionologist (study of bathroom graffiti) and specialist in urology (pipitologie is an obvious pun) - enlightens us with texts and illustrations of this scourge caused by the urge/desperation for women (gent is a cacography). Tips (astruce may also mean trick, but not in this case), amusing anectodes, and critical analysis are contained in this hilarious book for a hymn to the bathroom and a full bladder. A book that may also interest boys (yes, yes) (used in the same sense as "wink, wink"), and perhaps answer the question they are ALL asking: But what do girls do in the bathroom that takes so long?"

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I'm very lucky that my girlfriend thought this book is amusing and wanted a copy of it...

So I'll have it at some point and post more images for you guys when it gets here...

 

that is...if you want me to.

damn! this will be great!

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@Tomatoandlettuce You speak really good French, even if it's my native language I did not see any significant mistakes in your translation, greetings !

 

"Whether it's the horribly long queues, the rude ladies in the bathrooms, or awful retro music atmosphere (.. "à mort" means "totally" )... between girls and toilets, it's a great story! With this educational booklet for girls who always need to pee, Marie-Périnée Goguenot - renowned latrionologist (study of bathroom graffiti) and specialist in urology (pipitologie is an obvious pun) - enlightens us with texts and illustrations of this scourge caused by the urge/desperation for women. Tips , amusing anectodes, and relevant analysis are contained in this hilarious book for a hymn to the bathroom and a full bladder. A book that may even interest boys (yes, yes) (used in the same sense as "wink, wink"), and perhaps answer the question they are ALL asking: But what do girls do in the bathroom that takes so long?"

 

I could translate the book as well if anyone post scans :)

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http://www.bdnet.com/img/couvpage/42/9782749307428_pg.jpg

"title : a girl who needs to pee"

Ten minutes before pee :Stress rising the girl .. : 1.make a silly joke to take the drama out 2.realizes that joking isn't a smart idea (=>if she laughs she may pee herself) 

3.Make a sulk face 4.her face get sulker and sulker 

 

Five minutes before pee : panic and agressiveness, the girl .. 1. sigh loudly every each 30 seconds 2. make a face with a gargoyle face (never read this before)

3.shout rude words et squirm like the devil is inside of her (not exactly but this is the closer I can get in English)

4. FAIL !

 

http://www.planetebd.com/dynamicImages/album/page/large/21/24/album-page-large-21245.jpg

 

 

SEASIDE

"There was a coin-operated public lavoratory near the apathetic turists beach between the silly merry go round and the ice cream dealer (15€ the scoop)

bbut gosh ! You are a loner, an adventurer ! You wanna go where the common run of people don't go, there by the end of the peninsula on the lonely rock beaten by the wind ! It's been hours you follow the seaside, the wind blowing your hair and the bladder over the shoulder (WUT ?)

You follow, follow, follow beaches, dunes and cliffs not enough crowded to have toilet but not enough desert to quitly pee behind the first winkle.

 

 

DO : Pee in the sea all dressed up like a super cool girl you'll get wet but clean

the sea we see dancing along clear bays (a reference to this old famous French song ) is only a huge bidet in silvery glints.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znNyS0jcj7I

 

DONT : getting caught buttocks look by other walkers, and dry yourself furiously with a seagull that was laughing too close to you.

 

comic "hurry up my love, mumy is in a hurry to finish the toilets of her sandcastle !"

 

 

 

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71Swf9P4qYL._SL1132_.jpg

"Versailles square" : Huge gardens, turist crowded alleys, hundreds of fountains and ponds .. but one pee-spot only in 4 hectares, guess what's wrong..

Believing the map we're just at the opposite, several days of walking with opposite wind and without compass.

The way is hard, having to stare at every single bush, stopping in front of each statues, reading the little historic plaques (and there's no way you act like a nymphea peeing in the middle of Venus's pond). And of course an incredible long queue in front of the toilets..

 

DO : behead all the ladies in the queue pretexting an historical pageant, abolish prerogatives and set of assault the men room (which are nearly empty like in Bastille).

DONT : make trivial wordgames about "the big water (?) of Versailles/the big flush of Versailles" and end up appearing as a brutish lout with your delicate Versaillophile (who like Versaille) friends.

 

Comic "I almost waited" as they say (no idea who she's quoting btw)

 

If you find new scans I will translate them for you :)

Edited by DlavalD (see edit history)

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The book has finally arrived.
There wasn't too much more else that was on it, but there was some other stuff so I'll start uploading pages soon.

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@Tomatoandlettuce You speak really good French, even if it's my native language I did not see any significant mistakes in your translation, greetings !

 

"Whether it's the horribly long queues, the rude ladies in the bathrooms, or awful retro music atmosphere (.. "à mort" means "totally" )... between girls and toilets, it's a great story! With this educational booklet for girls who always need to pee, Marie-Périnée Goguenot - renowned latrionologist (study of bathroom graffiti) and specialist in urology (pipitologie is an obvious pun) - enlightens us with texts and illustrations of this scourge caused by the urge/desperation for women. Tips , amusing anectodes, and relevant analysis are contained in this hilarious book for a hymn to the bathroom and a full bladder. A book that may even interest boys (yes, yes) (used in the same sense as "wink, wink"), and perhaps answer the question they are ALL asking: But what do girls do in the bathroom that takes so long?"

 

I could translate the book as well if anyone post scans :)

"But what do girls do in the bathroom that takes so long?"

Besides the obvious (like having to do a bit more undressing to answer the call, and then getting dressed again),

there's looking in the mirror to straighten out one's outfit, hair and makeup touch-up, and lots of chitchat...

because we usually go as a group of two or more... :blush::lol::smile:

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"But what do girls do in the bathroom that takes so long?"

Besides the obvious (like having to do a bit more undressing to answer the call, and then getting dressed again),

there's looking in the mirror to straighten out one's outfit, hair and makeup touch-up, and lots of chitchat...

because we usually go as a group of two or more... :blush::lol::smile:

 

 

You're gay, so there are very good reasons for you to spend a long time in the bathroom with another lady! Or several... :happy: Our gay friends Rin and Aoi joke about that sometimes. I'm bisexual, so I kind of understand too. But I don't spend long in the bathroom IRL, unless I've had an "accident" and need to clean up... :blush:

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