Zapdos 81 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 I just found out that you can change the text in a quote like this: No you can't! Yes I can, shut up. Okay, so the point of this game is to quote the previous person's statement but change it humorously. Then make your own statement. Easy, right? Here's the first statement: Anything banana-flavoured somehow tastes better than actual bananas. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 ... Takes the bait ... Anything non-banana-flavoured somehow tastes like something else. Small groves of trees irritate other small groves of trees unless pollen is swapped. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Small villages of elves irritate small groves of trees unless the Goods & Services Tax is evaded. The only real puzzles of life are Rubik's Cubes. Link to comment
M1ndblow 100 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The only real puzzles of life are Stanley Kubrick's movies. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. Did you know that heating up a pinhead to the same temperature as the center of the sun would emit so much energy that it would kill everyone within 1000 miles? Link to comment
Shady 152 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Did you know that beating up a pinhead to the same color as the center of the sun would emit so much butter that it would melt everyone within 10 inches? If a cat can duck, can a duck cat? Now, ponder that question for a moment before you edit it. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 19, 2013 Share Posted August 19, 2013 If a cat can duck, can a duck cat? Now, ponder that question for a moment before you edit it. If a cat can fish, can a fish cat? (If a duck could fish a fish could duck) My mother's making me marry Mary Mack. Mary Mack's mother's making Mary marry me. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 19, 2013 Author Share Posted August 19, 2013 My father's making me marry some weirdo. His mother couldn't care less; she's in Texas. Do mushrooms have actual rooms inside of them? Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Do mushrooms carry brooms with their teeth? You wake up in the morning and you have a breakfast sandwich. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 You walk up to the morrow and you have a breaded salad. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Link to comment
Teflon34 341 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The slow brown fox gets eaten by the hungry dog. Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge. Every great Berserker dies finely. Damn Klingons, constantly causing trouble in my bar! Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 Empty Garbage Before Dad Flips. (You know, Teflon, you can type stuff into the quote box that the poster didn't originally say. It's that easy!) Sometimes, the answer is more confusing than the question. But not very often. Link to comment
westegg 17 Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Sometimes, the question is more confusing than the answer. But Inception. I enjoy movies by Christopher Nolan. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 22, 2013 Author Share Posted August 22, 2013 I hate monocles by daytime. If we shared the world's money evenly, we'd only have to work for three days a week. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 If we shredded the world's mothers eventually, we'd only have to live for a short while. Damn Klingons, causing trouble in my bar! Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 25, 2013 Author Share Posted August 25, 2013 Dam of beaver, cause bad things in village! Do Sky Leopards really exist? Link to comment
KayLeigh 327 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Do Sky Leopards question the existance of humanity? How many cans would a cannibal nibble if a cannibal could nibble cans? Link to comment
Shady 152 Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 How many balls would an elephant dribble if an elephant could dribble balls? If Sally has 7 apples and gives 3 apples to Derek, what is the mass of the sun? Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted August 26, 2013 Author Share Posted August 26, 2013 (edited) If you have 7 pastries and take 3 from 94, what is the square root of your mum? Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, 15 men on a dead man's chest. Edited August 26, 2013 by Zapdos (see edit history) Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Yo yo bro, gots a package of gum, 15 men in the hood, best bets. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 For some reason, my post half-sent. Quote: It's not the great who are strong, it's the strong who are great. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted September 2, 2013 Author Share Posted September 2, 2013 It's not the weak who are geniuses, it's the scientists who are geniuses. Permanent marker isn't nearly as permanent as it sounds. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Permanent hypocrites aren't nearly as cowardly as they seem. Twelve crocodiles on an island and all you find is love. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Seven alligators on an action film and everything you find is broken. The only opponent you need to worry about is Joseph Bertrand. Link to comment
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