Stupid Deaths

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Auntie    31

Well shit.

 

You die from pulling a bad joke and then laughing so much at it, you choke to death.

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You die from turning into your profile picture, followed by your neck snapping under the weight of the obsene amount of hair.

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Auntie    31

You turn into a puddle of goo from staring too long at your adorable guinea pig

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Then the wizard turns you into a dog and you're eaten by a tidal wave of Guinea pigs

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You are one of those dogs. The dogs accidentally crush eachother to death, and are eaten by...

You guessed it...

A tidal wave of guinea pigs :3

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We are both brought to the court, which happens to consist of the three mighty, intergalactic guinea pig overlords. For choosing their side, I go free. You, however, are doomed to forever be torn apart by wild dogs, only to be reborn again the next day for eternity.

Whatthefuckareweevendoinganymore

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13 hours ago, EthanDaOmoWIz said:

who you and your court

I'm gonna asume you meant to type "kill", "eat" or something along those lines ;)

The allmighty guinea pigs of wisdom zap you out of excistance.

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Yeah, sorry, I've been doing this on my iPad lately, The almighty.......you guessed it, dog, zaps you out of existence 

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The one true overlord, the creater of all, the allmighty guineapig god, praise be to him, zaps you and the allmighty dog out of existence

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A guinea pig is still a guinea pig, no matter how almighty, so I just place you in the microwave for 30 seconds.

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Due to your underestimation of the power of the allmighty guinea pig, the microwave explodes instead of the guinea pig, sending shrapnel into your face. The guinea pig is fine.

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You die when a fishing pole falls off of a balcony, the wire twirling around your neck. A passing car accidentally hooks the pole, tightening the wire, which slices through your neck and cuts your head clean off...

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10 minutes ago, Waluigi said:

That's almost dumb enough to be in a 80s slasher film

I was thinking Final Destination or something? Lol, I love those movies tho!

You die from being quartered

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Oh however shall I cope in the afterlife knowing Waluigi's guns killed me *Feigns a fainting pose*

You die by an eraser rubbing out your head *Evil laugh*

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Hey isn't that where you're strapped to four horses and torn apart?

You die from an overload of cute fuzziness. 

Edited by Thera_Regina

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Jup, it is, simple but effective, sometimes they put a ropes on wheels and just crank 'em!

You die from fainting on the street, your head laying on a railroadtrack...

Chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga-

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