Zapdos 81 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Okay. So basically, in this game all you have to do is think of the most ridiculous, far-fetched way to kill the previous poster, like crushing them under a tonne of pillows or have them drink so much coffee they suffer a heart attack. It can be a little gory if you want, but don't go overboard. Overall, it has to be stupid! Now someone starts by killing me. Link to comment
Kero 34 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm going to rub a balloon against your head during a thunderstorm until you get struck by lightning! Oh wait... You're Zapdos.. Lightning attacks don't have much affect T~T Okay then! I throw you into a pit of styrofoam with walls too high to climb out! Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Oh no! I would starve to death in there... At least it would be comfortable. I've always loved styrofoam pits :) I shoot you out of a cannon and into the sun. Link to comment
Ryoku-the-Fox 52 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I open a wormhole and swallow you whole! Link to comment
Kero 34 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I feed you an endless amount of potatoes until you kerplode!! Link to comment
Omo-G 42 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I force you to undergo gene therapy and make you allergic to water. Link to comment
Redd 268 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I will tie you to a tree and slowly drip honey on you until it caramelizes your whole being and when Dinosaurs return you will be the the head of their cane. Link to comment
Shady 152 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I place a curse on you that causes you to have a heart attack whenever you orgasm then show you the best omorashi videos. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I zap you onto The Sims and then starve you to death by making a room around you that has no doors. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 20, 2013 Author Share Posted June 20, 2013 I force you to inhale keyboard keys. Link to comment
Vena Sera 146 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 I force you to swallow super-glue. Link to comment
Shady 152 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 (I almost don't want to "kill" you because of your icon/ awesome taste in music) I drop an Acme Co. anvil on you. Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I drop Fat Bastard on you. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 21, 2013 Author Share Posted June 21, 2013 I roll you down a hill in the snow and you are stuck in a giant snowball. There, you freeze to death and are put on display at a museum centuries later. Link to comment
Vena Sera 146 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I use the anvil Shady "gave" me and drop it on you. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 I give a vampire a straw, and he sucks out all your blood through your big toe. Link to comment
Shady 152 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I hire a master hitman and give him your picture. "Make it look like an accident." Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I hire a bad hitman and give him your picture. "Make it look completely purposeful." Unfortunately, I will be erased from his memory once he is done due to the memory superinfecting materials in the gun that only work when heated in a specific way. Link to comment
Krystal 103 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I will make your body suffer pain 100x worse than normal than slam your fingers in a door, you'd die from the pain *Face* Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I cannot die from pain. However, I will link a hundred thousand stuffed animals together with hyperconductive electric wires, and force you to touch one, causing you to be struck by a hundred trillion volts. Link to comment
Krystal 103 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 well i will take you at an aquarium and i will put you infront of the sharks and smash the glass to thier tank Link to comment
Anti-SJW {211} 115 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Sharks love me. I'll take you to the Cyber Men and let them turn you into a Cyber Man, to live out the rest of your miserable existence as a soulless robot with no purpose other than to serve an army until you are killed by the Daleks { or maybe the Doctor }. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 I put an angry komodo dragon in a room with you, and it bites your side. Link to comment
Zapdos 81 Posted June 23, 2013 Author Share Posted June 23, 2013 My side turns out to be poisonous, and you die of dehydration because you vomit so much. Link to comment
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