Auntie 68 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Well shit. You die from pulling a bad joke and then laughing so much at it, you choke to death. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 You die from turning into your profile picture, followed by your neck snapping under the weight of the obsene amount of hair. Link to comment
Auntie 68 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You turn into a puddle of goo from staring too long at your adorable guinea pig Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 A random wizard turns you into a Guinea pig, and you are eaten by a dog Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Then the wizard turns you into a dog and you're eaten by a tidal wave of Guinea pigs Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You are one of those Guinea pigs, but all of them die as they are eaten by a tidal wave of dogs Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You are one of those dogs. The dogs accidentally crush eachother to death, and are eaten by... You guessed it... A tidal wave of guinea pigs :3 Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You are executed for starting the great, Dog-Guinea Pig war, that almost destroyed the planet Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We are both brought to the court, which happens to consist of the three mighty, intergalactic guinea pig overlords. For choosing their side, I go free. You, however, are doomed to forever be torn apart by wild dogs, only to be reborn again the next day for eternity. Whatthefuckareweevendoinganymore Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We'remakingwhatheavenismadeof i tame the wild dogs, who you and your court Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 13 hours ago, EthanDaOmoWIz said: who you and your court I'm gonna asume you meant to type "kill", "eat" or something along those lines ;) The allmighty guinea pigs of wisdom zap you out of excistance. Link to comment
Palloren 239 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Yeah, sorry, I've been doing this on my iPad lately, The almighty.......you guessed it, dog, zaps you out of existence Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 The one true overlord, the creater of all, the allmighty guineapig god, praise be to him, zaps you and the allmighty dog out of existence Link to comment
Vena Sera 146 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 A guinea pig is still a guinea pig, no matter how almighty, so I just place you in the microwave for 30 seconds. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 Due to your underestimation of the power of the allmighty guinea pig, the microwave explodes instead of the guinea pig, sending shrapnel into your face. The guinea pig is fine. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 You die from outdated jokes Link to comment
MsFortune-Take 110 Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 You all die from drowning in a pool of spiders Link to comment
jessie_bear 3 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Your eyes are white because you were exposed to radiation and you waste away. Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You die from Pitch giving you nightmares!!! Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 You die when a fishing pole falls off of a balcony, the wire twirling around your neck. A passing car accidentally hooks the pole, tightening the wire, which slices through your neck and cuts your head clean off... Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Ooh ouch. You die on a ghost ship. Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Waluigi said: That's almost dumb enough to be in a 80s slasher film I was thinking Final Destination or something? Lol, I love those movies tho! You die from being quartered Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Oh however shall I cope in the afterlife knowing Waluigi's guns killed me *Feigns a fainting pose* You die by an eraser rubbing out your head *Evil laugh* Link to comment
Emizzle94 119 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) Hey isn't that where you're strapped to four horses and torn apart? You die from an overload of cute fuzziness. Edited February 2, 2017 by Thera_Regina (see edit history) Link to comment
Misteriousmr 541 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Jup, it is, simple but effective, sometimes they put a ropes on wheels and just crank 'em! You die from fainting on the street, your head laying on a railroadtrack... Chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga- Link to comment
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