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"So far we've been able to decipher mentions of "sages". It's exciting really, this is such a huge opportunity for us to learn more...." Tauro said. Paya didn't respond and merely observed the ruins that had landed near Karakiro Village with a nervous smile on her face. "Lots of these have been appearing across Hyrule according to reports. I can't wait for us to discover them all. "Mmmmh...hmmm...." Paya hummed as her body seemed to shift. Tauro turned around and looked at the recently promoted chief. "Is everything okay? You look nervous." "Huh....Y-Yeah,i'm fine. I'm just...concerned." Paya said nervously as she looked around hastily before locking her eyes on the ruins. "Concerned about what if you don't mind me asking?" Tauro asked. "Well it uhh...looks like those ruins could fall any second." Paya said. Tauro turned back and looked at the ruins. Unbeknowst to him,Paya had crossed her legs and placed her hands in front of her abdomen while he was facing away. "Hmm...yes. I can see what you mean. But i do see some part of the ruins that are floating. Still,we need to excersize caution." Tauro said. "Mmmmh...hmmm...." Paya hummed again. Looking around once more. "Excuse me. Lady Paya?" A voice said. Suddenly she was pulled to the side by one of the villagers. "H-Hey! S-Slow down! Eeep!" She said as she tried to pull away, her teeth gritting as she took each step. They stopped and Paya looked to see that it was Dorian who had pulled her. "Can i help you?" Paya asked as she gave the villager a gentle smile. "Lady Paya. With all due respect. Should you really be focusing on those ruins?" Dorian asked. "W-Well, they kinda just appeared out of nowhere after the upheaval and...Maybe there's a correlation you know?." Paya said. "I understand that, but we also have the gloom to worry about. Several of our villagers have fallen ill thanks to it." Dorian said. "Right...it's just that- EEEEP!" Paya let out as she quickly hunched over. "A-Are you okay?" Dorian asked as he moved closer to Paya. Paya looked up and quickly tried to regain her composure. "Y-Yeah! I'm fine. It's just. i uhh..." She scrambled for an excuse as she began backing away. "Lady Paya?" Dorian asked as he took a few steps towards Paya. "I'll try to figure something out Dorian. T-Thank you for your concern. I'll uhh..I'll see you later!" Paya said as she sprinted away from Dorian. The villager just stood there and stared at the chief in confusion as she hastily moved away from him and towards her house. Each step up the stairs elicited some whining and moaning from her and she found herself having to stop once to take a deep breath before resuming her ascent up the stairs. Once she entered the house, She hastily closed the door behind her and leaned against the wall. She leaned against the wall and she clenched her fists tightly as she rubbed her thighs together. "Oh...Gotta pee! Gotta pee! I can't hold it!" She whispered to herself now that she was away from any listening ears. She hastily made her way up the stairs as she held back the dam that threathened to burst. Ever since Paya had become the Chief of Kakariko Village, She had been running herself ragged trying to keep order in the village. While she was honored that her grandmother Impa had passed that title down to her, She'd be lying if she said the duties didn't take a toll on her. She had made some progress when it came to her shyness and had proven that she was more than capable of running the village, But compared to Impa she still had long ways to go. One of those ways involved having to hold in her pee. Back when most of her work was confined to just the house, she could relieve herself at her own leisure. But being village chief meant she had to be away from the house for most of the day. And with many people needing her for various things, that often led her having to hold it for much longer than she was comfortable with. "Oh! It's coming out! It's coming out!" She said as she hastily placed reached for a doorknob and pushed the door aside. Her eyes landed on the Squad Toilet that was on the ground just a few feet away from her. Paya didn't need any further invitation. She closed the door and stumbled towards the toilet as she hiked up her garbs and draped them in front of her. She crouched down until her rear was hovering just a few inches above the squat toilet. Her muscles finally caved in and as if a dam had burst, a cascade or urine jetted out of her body and splashed against the water below. Her legs quivered as the pressure was replaced with a feeling of bliss. She had to use one hand to keep her balance and as she urine continued to cascade out her body, she couldn't resist letting out noises..... "Haaaaaah.....Oh,sweet relief at last..." She said. With closed eyes and a blissful smile, she let out a another soft moan, her body fully surrendering to the sensation of release. She opened her eyes and looked at her panties. A twinge of embarrassment briefly managed to override the relief as she saw the wet spot in the middle. It wasn't the first time she had come this close to wetting herself, but close calls seemed to be happening more frequently ever since she became chief. She didn't have a bladder of steel like most Sheikah seemed to be trained to have. As a result she found herself limiting the amount of elixirs and tea she would take. And even then, that didn't stop her from feeling pressured by her bladder for a large chunk of her duties. Paya looked away from her panties and looked back at the toilet. Her strong flowing stream eventually transformed into a mere trickle. She allowed herself a brief moment to revel in the sensation of emptiness and relief. She reached for some toilet paper and used it to wipe herself clean. She then stepped out of her panties and slid them to the side. She pressed the button near the toilet and flushed the paper down. She picked up the panties and tossed them in her dirty laundry basked. She approached the sink and began washing her hands. Her eyes making contact with the eyes of her reflection. She let out another sigh. "I wonder how Grandmother would react if i were to schedule more bathroom breaks..." She said to her reflection. She then left the bathroom to go get herself a new pair of panties. She grabbed a new pair and began putting them on. "Lady Paya?! Are you in here?!" A voice asked. "Oh uh...B-Be right over,Tauro!" Paya said as she hastily put on her panties and made her way down the stairs. "How can i help you?" Paya asked. "We have a visitor." Tauro said. The two then exited the house and Paya saw a familiar face standing infront of her. She was dressed in what seemed to be a white archaic dress with Zonai imagery. Paya put on her best smile and approached her. "Princess Zelda. What a surprise to see you here! How can i help you?"

Got another ToTK inspired short. This time an NPC suggested by @Grenn34 "THE AUDACITY OF THAT WOMAN!" Mastro shouted. "Mastro,Please calm down." Violynne said. "No i will not calm down! She just jumped in front of us!" Mastro said in rage. "Maybe she was running from something and didn't notice us?" Violynne suggested. "Doesn't matter!! Our wagon is broken and we lost our horse! What a tragedy!" Mastro said with his arms crossed. Violynne rolled her eyes. "Atleast our instruments are safe." Violynne said as she held the instrument she was named after. "One positive indeed! We'll have to repair our wagon once we get back to the stable." Mastro said. "But how are we gonna get it back there?" Violynne asked as she tapped her feet with a concerned expression. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh...Stop! Stop! Stop!" Violynne said as she let go of the wagon and began inhaling and exhaling. "Okay! Come on now! How many times are you gonna make us stop? We we're having such a good rhythm going!" Mastro asked. "I-I'm not much of a lifter. J-Just give me a second!" Violynne replied. Mastro shrugged and waited for his partner to catch her breath. She took a look at Mastro and took a moment to cross her legs. She took a deep breath and then went back to helping her partner push the wagon. The two were using every ounce of their strength to push the broken wagon. Meanwhile, Violynne was fighting a battle of her own. Her breath hitched, caught in her throat as she tightly crossed her legs with every step she took. After minutes of pushing and lifting the broken wagon, they stopped. Violynne winced and stepped back from the cart. "Dear Hylia! Again?!" Mastro asked. "Like i said! I'm not a lifter!" Violynne said as she looked around and lightly tapped her foot in a specific rhythm. "What's with the dance?" Mastro asked. Though he already had an idea what was going on. It wasn't the first time he had scene that particular dance his partner was performing. "Umm.....How far away do you think the stable is?" She asked as she brushed her hands against her purple hair while bouncing up and down. "At the rate we're going? It's gonna take a long time!" Mastro said. "Ohhh......." Violynne whined as she looked around. A wince crossed her face as she gingerly crossed her legs, her thighs squeezing together while Her body swayed slightly from side to side. "I recognize this dance of yours! You need to pee!" Mastro blurted out. "D-Don't say it out loud like that!" Violynne chided him. "Just go behind one of these structures!" Mastro said as he pointed towards the many rocks that had fallen from the sky. "H-Huh? I-I don't know...." Violynne said. "Why not? There's nobody here!" Mastro said. "B-But we're still near the Great Fairy's Fountain! I-i can't!" "The fountain is out of sight dear! and you usually don't find any stray fairies this far from the fountain! Besides,With the Great Fairy going into hiding ever since the upheaval, i'm sure she's got other things to worry about!" Violynne she scanned her surroundings once more, her eyes wide and frantic, desperately seeking for something. anything that would keep her from having to resort to something so embarrassing. But of course, nothing came. Violynne groaned and ultimately resigned herself to Mastro's idea. "N-No peeking! Got it?!" She said with urgency as she sprinted away, her hands tightly clasped between her legs as she fought against the twinge being sent through her body. "Wouldn't dream of it!" Mastro shouted as Violynne hid behind one of the weirdly shaped rocks. She looked around to make sure there was nobody around and then unbuckled her belt. "Oh...I can't believe i'm about to do this..." She muttered as she kept looking around while hiking up her shirt and yanking down her tights. She bent over and leant against the rock. She looked around. There was still nobody in sight. And yet she still felt like there was someone starring at her. She let her bladder relax upon uttering the words.... "Oh,Great Fairy. Please forgive me for what i'm about to do..." As if a floodgate had opened, a torrent of pee burst forth, her body trembling and her having to use her other hand to stabilize herself as her stream splattered against the grass below. As her muscles released the mounting pressure, a wave of relief washed over her lower body, releasing her from the agony of her bursting bladder. She couldn't resist letting out a moan as she continued to lean against the rock. She looked around once more. Still nobody around. No stray fairies, no villagers. She sighed. The feeling of relief somewhat overpowering the dread she felt. She began humming a song to herself as her stream continued. It's something she always did to calm herself. Soon she was no longer shaking and she only needed on hand for support. Her stream continued until it eventually slowed down and turned into just a few drops. She let out a content sigh and stood upright again. "....Damn it. nothing to wipe with..." She whispered to herself as she pulled up her panties and her tights. She emerged from her hiding spot and regrouped with Mastro. "Enjoy the pee?" Mastro asked with a smile. Causing Violynne to blush. "D-Don't say it like that. She said as she looked around. "It's nothing to be ashamed off. But,hey! I got good news! While you were singing back there, a Rito saw us and landed in front of our wagon. He said he was going fly to the stable to get us some help! What luck!" Mastro said. "Well. That's good." Violynne said. "Shall we practice our song while we wait? We cannot afford to be rusty for the Great Fairy when we return and convince her to stop hiding!" Mastro said. "Yeah. Let's do it." Violynne said as she whipped out her violin. a thought crossed her mind. The great fairy. She then thought back to her detour just then and sighed. "Oh great fairy. again,i hope you forgive me for this..."

So how are we enjoying Tears of the Kingdom so far? i've been having a lot of fun. Though i will admit most of my playtime involved me screwing around in Hyrule. I've cleared the entire map, completed about 65 shrines as of writing this but I've only recently started making progress with the story and seeing the cutscenes. This short in particular takes place shortly after one of the memories. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Still thinking about returning home?" Rauru asked. Zelda took her eyes off the stone for a second and eyed the Zonai King of Hyrule. "Y-Yeah....I think I'm starting to get the hang of things. But i still can't help but worry." Zelda said as she brushed her hair and looked around. Rauru noticed the strained look on her face and smiled. "Please don't push yourself princess. As Sonia said. It'll become second nature in due time." Rauru said as he placed a hand on her shoulder. Zelda smiled, though Rauru couldn't help but notice how strained Zelda's expression was and how she was sweating. "How about you get some rest. I'll go get you some refreshments." Rauru said. Zelda thanked the King and watched as he walked away and disappeared into the forest she was training in. Once he was out of sight, Zelda crossed her legs and placed her hands on her thighs. In the time Zelda had spend trying to draw out her Stone's power, The tea she had drank from Sonia had began working it's way through the princess' System. And she was at a point where every step she took caused her to wince. For about an hour she had to divide her focus between keeping a hold on her bladder and using her power and she was nearing her limit. But the Castle was far away and she wasn't sure she could handle walking all the way back there. She had a distressingly close call not to long ago while trying to use her recently-discovered powers on a much larger object. Zelda hissed and looked around. Rauru was nowhere in sight now and neither were any of the guards that accompanied her on her way to the forest. Taking a deep breath, Zelda slowly made her way towards the bushes. Behind those bushes was a boulder Zelda had practiced on earlier. She hid behind the boulder and took another look around to confirm nobody was watching. Admitedly, This wasn't exactly the first time Zelda had found herself having to do her business outside. She remembered having to do so while exploring a cavern with Link not too long ago. But those experiences did very little to quell her nervousness. Once she made sure nobody was around to see her, she hiked up her archaic dress. She pulled down her panties to her knees, looked around once more and then crouched down until her butt has hovering mere inches above the grass. Despite her bladder's begging, there was a bit of hesitance before she felt comfortable. She took a deep breath and relaxed her muscles. and then a powerful stream of pee came out of her most intimate area. Splattering against the grass and slowly greating a puddle that was just barely being obscured by the grass. Zelda closed her eyes and leaned her head back, she couldn't resist letting out a satisfied sigh. All the pressure and stress she felt earlier being quickly replaced by an overwhelming feeling of relief. Zelda felt so much more relaxed now, the noises of the forest added a touch of serenity to a situation that she would've found overwhelmingly awkward. She was so engulfed in her relief she failed to notice the figure creeping up on her. "Am i interrupting?" That snapped Zelda out of her relaxation and in a split second the relief was replaced with panic. She turned around to see the Queen and Founder of Hyrule looking at her. Zelda couldn't quite get a read on her facial expression but she she couldn't imagine her being happy about this. "Q-Queen Sonia! I uhh...This- .....This isn't what it looks like,i uhh...." Zelda scrambled for a excuse, trying to put an end to her stream. But she couldn't stop it. Sonia slowly approached her. Zelda covered her face, being unable to face the Queen. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! i couldn't wait...i had to......Please forgive me!" Zelda whispered hastily, unable to look at the queen. And as such, she failed to see the Queen stop next to her and reach below her own dress. She hiked it up and draped it in front of her, revealing a lack of underwear. Zelda snapped out of her thoughts when she heard some shuffling, She worked up the courage to look to her side and her eyes widened as she watched the Queen get in the same position she was. And if that didn't strike confusion into the future princess, what happened next definitely did. Sonia relaxed and a stream of urine jetted out of her own body. Splattering against the grass and adding to the wetness Zelda had created. Zelda was so in shock she hadn't registered that her own stream was coming to an end. "Q-Queen Sonia?!" "Ahhhh.....Nothing feels better than releasing it after a long day of work. Wouldn't you agree?" She said as she looked at Zelda before closing her eyes and relaxing further. "Y-You're not...i mean..." Zelda stuttered, not knowing how to respond. Sonia looked at the princess once more and smiled. "You don't have to be ashamed. When the goddesses call, you've got to answer." Sonia said as she looked at her own stream. "I too have had to hold it for long periods of time. Sometimes i barely make it back to the castle. Mastering your abilities, extensive meetings. They can be though to sit through." Sonia said. Now facing the princess once more. "And i'd be lying if i said i hadn't found myself having to sneak and hide once or twice." She said with a giggle. This caused Zelda's anxiousness to diminish a little. She looked at the Queen's stream, which was already starting to die down. Zelda looked down and only then noticed her own had stopped. "Umm...i don't suppose you'd have anything to wipe with?" Zelda asked with a sheepish smile. "Heh....I'm afraid not. Most of the people in this time aren't very lucky to have that luxury. Me and Rauru do but...Well, we're not in the castle right now are we?" Sonia said. This did get a small chuckle out of Zelda. She stood up and pulled her panties back up, The wetness causing her to shiver a little. Sonia stood upright again and dropped and readjusted her dress. "There's a river nearby we can use to wash our hands" Sonia said as she urged Zelda to follow her. Zelda smiled and followed the queen. The queen turned around and looked at Zelda. "Remember to take a break occasionally and don't strain yourself, Princess. You will master your abilities soon. I know it." Sonia said. "Yes...Yes, your majesty." Zelda said with a confident smile. The two royals continued walking. As they did, Zelda's thoughts drifted back to her powers...and then to Link. "Link. I'm okay. I'll be back with you soon..."

It was a typical day in Hyrule. Well, as normal as it could be after the calamity. But now that Link defeated Ganon and Princess Zelda is free, they are finally restoring things to normal. Link and Zelda were on a quest to unite Hyrule as a singular kingdom once again. They had already convinced The Zora Domain to swear fealty, and currently, they were on their way to Gerudo city to (hopefully) get them to do the same. Zelda was packing up the last of their things when she saw Link. She snorted upon seeing his clothing. He was wearing a traditional Gerudo outfit. “BWAHAHA!” Zelda bellowed. “What are you wearing!?” “I-it was the only outfit I had that resisted heat!” Link defended himself. “Besides, I’ll have to wear it eventually to get into Gerudo Town!” Zelda was crying from laughing after a short while. She planned on drinking a heat resistance potion before heading out and getting a more suitable outfit once they got to Gerudo Town, and she assumed Link was doing the same. However, she completely forgot about the Gerudo laws against men. Link incoherently mumbled something, blushing. “Ahahaha, okay, okay, I’m sorry. It looks nice on you, but do the Gerudos still not let men inside? Link shook his head no. “Huh. Well, let’s be off, I suppose.” Zelda picked up her backpack, downed her potion, and headed out. ———————————————————— Zelda REALLY wished she had used the bathroom before leaving. She usually goes first thing in the morning; however, it completely slipped her mind today. “Stupid adorable Link, in his adorable clothes.” She thought to herself. She felt a pang in her bladder and doubled down, covering her crotch. "Hm?" Link looked over to Zelda. "I'm quite alright. I'm just tired; I simply need to rest a bit." “We don’t have time for that right now. My outfit may protect me from the sun, but you only have so many potions.” “I suppose you’re right.” It was only a few minutes later that Zelda could feel the heat starting to get to her. As much as it pained her, she had to take another potion; she would be putting herself at risk to do otherwise. Reluctantly, Zelda took the bottle out of the bag. She put the bottle to her mouth and started chugging. It felt like torture, but she hoped they would be there soon. Not only to pee but also because she was down to her last potion. Zelda felt the pee sloshing around in her bladder, putting her hands to her crotch when Link wasn’t looking. She tilted her head up to try to see if they were anywhere near their destination. Much to her chagrin, they weren't. Looking back down, she was beginning to do After another half hour, Zelda felt a warm liquid entering her undergarments, letting out an embarrassing whimper. Link once again looked over at her, concerned. "Er… Something wrong, Link?" Zelda said nervously, taking her hands off her crotch. Link went into the satchel, pulled out another potion, and he handed it to her. “No, I don’t need it yet, Link.” Link forcibly put the potion in her hand. “Link, really, I’m fi-” “Please drink it, Princess; it’s for your own good.” She knew Link was just trying to help her, but right now, it was driving her bladder crazy. She looked down at the potion and gulped. Slowly, over the next few minutes, she sipped the potion bit by bit. Once she finished, she went back to desperately clasping her crotch. Ten minutes later, Zelda wasn’t sure how much more she could take. Another spurt came, dampening her undergarments further. She quickly crossed her legs and stuffed her hands onto her groin as hard as possible. Link speedily drew his sword, thinking Zelda had been surprised by something nearby. “What’s wrong, princess?” He asked. “I-I’m sorry, Link… I can’t hold it.” Zelda’s bladder let out again, but she couldn’t stop it this time. She let out a cry as she felt a warm feeling building up in her underwear, and it soon appeared on her pants. They were black, so it wasn’t obvious what was happening unless you were close. Link began to notice what was wrong and turned around to give her privacy. Pee was dripping down onto the ground below her, darkening the sand. Tears streamed down Zelda’s face as the pure embarrassment of what was happening to her struck her like a bus. Her stream continued for a minute and a half, thoroughly soaking her pants. Link blushed, hearing her pee splatter onto the ground. When she finished, Zelda concealed her face with her hands, unable to face Link after what she did. “Princess? I’m sorry. All this is my fault, and I should’ve realized you had to go.” “What!?” Zelda responded. “Don’t talk about yourself like that! This is my fault, and I didn’t tell you I had to go!” “But as your personal guard, it’s my job to-” “Oh, hush.” She interrupted. “Look, you said you knew someone who sold clothes in Gerudo Town, correct?” Link nodded. “So we’ll just head there, and I will change out of these clothes till we return to the castle. We were going to buy heat-resistant clothing anyways, right?” Link nodded again. “Alright, so let’s be off. Quickly, before my potion’s effect goes away!!” Link smiled. He admired Princess Zelda’s resilience in the face of challenge.

We're back to Hyrule again for this one. Breath of the Wild has so many great characters to lewd! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 19: In front of a crush Paya (Breath of the Wild) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For Paya, guardian of the sacred Sheikah Heirloom, it never rained but poured. First, she had been introduced to Link, the hero of legend, and had been too shy to speak a full sentence to him. Once she finally gained the confidence to do so, she had realized she was hopelessly smitten with him. Then, just as Link returned to Kakariko Village, the Heirloom had been stolen from right under her nose! Now, he was spending the day guarding her, and Paya still got butterflies in her stomach whenever he looked at her with those gorgeous blue eyes. Paya swallowed, trying to shake the feeling of nausea. The sun was setting, and she and Link were on her porch watching the first fireflies come out. “Master Link?” she managed to squeak out. “Thank you for staying by my side for the whole day.” Link nodded and smiled, but said nothing. He was like that; the strong, silent type. “I see now that crying and feeling scared won’t help us get the heirloom back,” Paya continued. “I just- I’m not sure what to do.” Link reached out and put a comforting hand on her shoulder. Electricity ran through Paya, and her heart was pounding, but she narrowly managed to avoid crying out. Her thoughts were barely coherent. He’stouchingmehe’stouchingmesweetHyliahe’stouchingmehishandisonmyshoulderagh! Sensation overwhelmed Paya. She could feel the burning on her face, the throbbing in her chest, the tingle in her bladder- Wait a minute, Paya realized, getting her mind under control. She took a deep breath, and the feeling hit again. There was no mistaking it: Paya had to pee. She’d been too nervous to leave Link’s side during the day, and now the consequences were making themselves known. “E-excuse me, Master Link,” she whispered, then turned and ran inside. The washroom in the house Paya shared with her grandmother Impa was not a luxurious one. It consisted of a washtub, a basin, a few toiletries, and a chamber pot. That last item was front and center in Paya’s mind as she opened the door. “Hey! Do you mind?” snapped Impa. She was hunched over in the washtub, scrubbing her wrinkled back. “Sorry!” Paya squealed, slamming the door. “Um, how long are you going to be?” “A while,” came the reply. “What does it matter?” “Um, I kind of, I have to,” Paya sputtered, “I need to.. pee.” She uttered the last word in barely a whisper. “What? What did you say?” asked Impa. “I need to pee,” Paya repeated, barely any louder. “What? No, there shouldn’t be any Keese out right now. Besides, Link’s with you.” “No!” Paya cried. “I need to pee!” As soon as the words were out, Paya clapped a hand over her mouth, mortified at how loud the words were. Did Link hear that? she wondered. The possibility was too awful to contemplate. “Oh, why didn’t you say so?” said Impa. “Unfortunately, our chamber pot’s broken.” “What?” Impa cried. “How?” “Some little boys were playing a game,” Impa explained, “smashing pots and pretending there were Rupees in them. Kids these days…” “But, but what am I supposed to do?” Paya sputtered. “Just go in the woods. You did that all the time when you were little.” “But the sun’s going down! The monsters will be-” “Oh, for crying out loud!” Impa interrupted. “If you’re scared, take Link with you!” Paya nearly fainted upon hearing that. “But- but.. I- I can’t,” she stammered. Then she felt a single drop of urine leak out and realized she might not have had a choice. Blushing furiously at the idea, she headed back outside and approached Link. “Master Link, I was, um, thinking of going for a walk in the woods,” Paya lied. “Would you care to accompany me?” Link nodded and the pair set out on the path leading to the forest. Paya let Link lead the way, not wanting him to see her fidget. Once they were deep enough to not be seen from the village, she made her move. “Would you m-mind waiting here for a moment?” Paya requested. “I, uh, I… I… Be right back!” Paya sprinted away and ducked behind a nearby tree, one that was thick enough to hide her from view. She wasn’t worried about Link spying on her; the hero was a perfect gentleman. Still, Paya had to work up her courage before removing her pants and squatting down. She took one last peek over her shoulder, then willed her bladder to let go. It took a little while, but a pale yellow stream started to trickle from between her legs, softly splashing on the grass beneath her. Paya bit her lip to keep from sighing in relief, and prayed that Link couldn’t hear the tinkling sound she was making. She was so focused on not being noticed that she didn’t realize she wasn’t alone. Not until it was too late. A gruesome snarl snapped Paya out of her reverie. Still mid-pee, she looked up and saw two Stalkoblins armed with swords marching towards her. She shrieked at the sight of the skeletal monsters and instinctively tried to scramble backwards to safety. Paya’s back hit the trunk of the tree, however, and she collapsed to the ground, urine still flowing out of her. “No! Get away!” Paya cried. One of the Stalkoblins growled in response and raised its sword menacingly. Then there was the sharp twang of a bow, and the monster staggered back with an arrow in its eye. Link burst onto the scene with a fearsome war cry and decapitated the Stalkoblin with a single stroke of the Master Sword. The skull rolled towards his feet and he plunged the blade downwards, shattering the bone to pieces. Watching, Paya was torn between being relieved and mortified. Hurry up, hurry up, she begged her bladder, which was still steadily releasing its contents. I don’t want Link to see me like this! Meanwhile, the second Stalkoblin swung at Link, but he easily parried the blow with his shield before dispatching the monster with his own strike. With a grunt of satisfaction, Link sheathed his sword, and Paya managed to get her pants pulled up just before he turned around. She winced as the last of her pee dribbled into her underwear. “Thank you, Master Link!” she cried, rising to her feet. Paya jumped forward, placing herself between Link and the massive puddle of urine on the ground. “That was a most eventful walk! Now, let’s go home, shall we?” Link nodded and turned to lead the way back to the village. If he had any idea what Paya had really been doing, he kept it to himself. My hero, thought Paya wistfully. Such a gentleman. -------------------------- Up next: Peeing from a high-up place

This one was inspired by a comment @bibibibileft on my last Omovember (Day 5 on the blog, to be exact.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 13: Peeing lesson/demonstration Urbosa (Breath of the Wild) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The harsh sun beat down upon the desert. Urbosa, chief of the Gerudo, wiped sweat off her brow. The all-female tribe had lived in these sands for generations, but the heat was starting to affect even her. “Forward, warriors!” she ordered. Behind her, several tall, muscular women with sun-bronzed skin grumbled as they marched in linear formation. Urbosa was taking her soldiers out into the desert for a round of training, and they had almost reached their destination. Eventually, Urbosa spotted her target. “Halt!” she cried, and her troops came to a stop in front of a large rock jutting out of the ground. Its shadow was cast over the Gerudo, but even in the dim light they could see many strange dark markings on it. Urbosa stepped forward to address her troops. “Soldiers, your training has been thorough,” she said. “You know more ways to slay your foe than even Hyrule’s royal guard.” “Tell us something we don’t know, chief,” sneered Serul, a Gerudo with bright orange hair. A swift glare from Aveil, Urbosa’s second-in-command, silenced her. “However,” the chief continued, “there is still one skill you have yet to learn. A skill passed down through generations of Gerudo. An unusual skill, perhaps, but a vital one.” “You all ate your hydromelons before we left, yes?” Urbosa asked, and received a chorus of agreement. The round fruits were filled with a hydrating liquid that was great for staving off heat and was very filling. “Now,” Urbosa continued, pausing for effect, “I would guess you all need to relieve yourselves, correct?” A few of the Gerudo blushed, but none answered. “I asked you a question!” Urbosa barked, and this time her troops spoke up, agreeing in an embarrassed tone. The chief laughed. “I don’t blame you,” she assured them. Indeed, she could feel a familiar pressure in her midsection. “That liquid goes right through you. Now, it would be easy to take care of your business behind that rock. However, what would you do if you needed to go while on patrol?” There was a long silence before one of the Gerudo spoke up. Urbosa recognized her as Aisa, a shy woman who was nonetheless a skilled fighter. “Well,” said Aisa, her voice barely a whisper, “I guess I would find a place to squat and-” “Wrong,” Urbosa interrupted. “That position would lower your line of sight and leave you vulnerable.” “Well, what else are we supposed to do?” asked Serul. “We can’t just stand and aim!” “Also wrong,” said Urbosa. “With this technique, you’ll be able to do so just as well as a voe. Now watch and learn.” With that, Urbosa undid her belt and let her apron-like dress fall. She removed her underwear next, tossing them aside. “Oh, relax,” she scoffed at her gawking soldiers. “We all have the same parts. And trust me, you’ll want to get naked to avoid splashing yourself.” “You’re joking, right?” Serul asked incredulously. “Dead serious,” Urbosa replied. “This technique’s a lifesaver. Now, clothes off!” With varying degrees of embarrassment, the Gerudo complied, taking off their pants and underwear. A bright red Aisa used both hands to cover herself. Ignoring her, Urbosa strode up to the rock with confidence. This was a ritual she had performed many times. “Observe,” she instructed, “then do as I do. Face the rock wall and push out your hips. Then, take two fingers and spread your lips.” Urbosa demonstrated, reaching down and pulling the folds of her labia aside. “The idea is to give yourself a clean shot,” she explained. “Finally, you simply let go.” Urbosa relaxed her bladder, and almost immediately a powerful stream of pee rushed out of her. It flew through the air almost horizontally before hitting the rock wall with a loud splash. Urbosa watched as her urine trickled down to the sand below, where it was absorbed almost as quickly as her sweat had been earlier. “Once you have a good flow going,” she explained, turning her head to face the wide-eyed Gerudo, “you can pull your fingers back further to really get some distance.” The chief did so, and her pee stream rose to form a graceful arc before striking the rock at almost chest height. Golden droplets went flying, hitting the ground by Urbosa’s feet. Once she finally ran dry, Urbosa took a step back to admire her handiwork. There was a huge dark stain on the rock that trailed like a river down to the ground. It was higher than any of the strange markings on the wall, and Urbosa laughed heartily. “Why, that’s the highest I’ve ever gotten!” she exclaimed. “You mean, all those weird markings-” “Correct, Aisa,” the chief interrupted. “The Gerudo have been urinating on this rock since time unknown. Now, it is your turn to add to it! Just remember what I said, and you’ll be fine.” The soldiers marched forward to stand shoulder-to-shoulder in front of the stone. “Stare and I’ll kill you,” Serul snapped. The Gerudo spread their legs and reached down, and the loud hissing of several simultaneous pees hit Urbosa’s ears. She took a look to see how they were doing, and the results were mixed. Kibona, a dark-skinned woman with bright pink hair above and below, seemed to have gotten the hang of it; she laughed in exhilaration as her stream landed about knee-high. Aveil was also doing very well; she was entirely silent as she peed on the rock, completely focused on the task at hand. Serul, on the other hand, was having more trouble. She let out a string of curses as she tried and failed to aim. Her stream sputtered before she lost control entirely, sending a torrent of urine running down her leg. Another Gerudo, Hutiri, had also given up and was just peeing directly onto the sand below her, sighing in relief. Overall though, Urbosa was pleased with her soldiers’ efforts. It took a while to get rid of all that hydromelon juice, but the warriors eventually finished relieving themselves. As they got dressed again, Urbosa looked at their progress on the rock. Most had left their marks at a decent height, though none matched the chief’s. “Good work, troops,” she announced. “‘Good work’?” cried Serul. “My legs are soaking wet!” “Keep practicing and you’ll improve,” Urbosa assured her. “This technique will serve you well one day. Now, come. Drinks at The Noble Canteen are on me!” With a loud cheer, the Gerudo began their march back to town. -------------------------------- Next up: And there was only one toilet!

(Artist: zerink of tumblr.com) Zelda's Late Night It was the end of another fine day in Skyloft, as the sun began to set behind the distant clouds. The sunsets are always so beautiful, Zelda thought to herself as she sat upon her favorite hill, overlooking the Skyloft Academy. She giggled inwardly as she found herself wishing that her childhood friend, Link, were here with her. She had been hiding up there all day practicing The Ballad of the Goddess in preparation for the annual Wing Ceremony the next day. The Wing Ceremony consisted of a race to determine who would graduate and become a knight. This year, Zelda had been chosen as the maiden who would enact the role of the Goddess in the final part of the ceremony, while the victor would be enacting the role of the Goddess's chosen hero. She blushed again as she thought of Link being the victor, it would just be so perfect for her to be the one to do the ceremony for him. I will need to remember to make sure Link gets his practicing in tomorrow and doesn't sleep in! She thought to herself. Finally, she decided to get up and return to the academy. Dusting herself off, she took one last look back at the sunset, she wanted to stay and watch it till the end, but she didn't want Pipit, or any of the other senior class knights to give her a hard time for missing curfew again. Later that evening, Zelda was safely in her room at the Skyloft Academy, getting in some more late night practice. She already had the rhythm of the harp down, but was still struggling with a few of the lyrics. So she sat at her desk with a cup of water to keep her whistle wet in one hand, and a lyrical score sheet in the other. Hoping that no one else would hear her, she had been singing quietly to herself, practicing the verses. After awhile, she grew uncomfortable sitting at her desk, so she moved over to sit on her bed. She sat on the edge of the bed and kicked off her boots, then stood up again to remove her white tights and other adornings. Feeling a little more free now, she sat back on the bed with her legs folded, still wearing the cute pink dress she had made for the upcoming ceremony. After a few more minutes, she rolled over on her stomach, and held the paper out in front of her. As she did this, it put more pressure on her bladder, and she realized that she had to pee. Deciding that maybe a little break would be good anyway, she rolled out of bed, slid into her slippers, and exited the room. (Artist: moxie2D of Deviantart) Zelda walked daintily down the hallway, hoping that none of the boys would see her in a partial state of undress. The short time laying on her stomach had really put a strain on her bladder, much more so than she realized, but fortunately, the restroom was only just down the hall. Upon reaching it, she discovered that the door was locked. "Hello, is anyone in there?" she said softly, as she lightly knocked on the door. There was no response, but she could hear the sounds of water running, someone was clearly taking a bath. Zelda sighed, and stood by the door, waiting. Several minutes passed, and she could still hear the water, whoever was using the restroom was taking their time. The sounds of the bathwater became too much for her, and she decided to return to her room to wait it out. After about fifteen minutes of pacing about her room, her need to go had become quite urgent, so she returned to the hallway to check on the restroom. Surely whoever was in there would be done by now! She thought to herself. Approaching the door, her heart sank as she saw that now, Karane, one of the upper-class girls, was also waiting in front of the restroom door. "Oh, hello, Karane, your waiting for the restroom too?" Zelda asked. "Oh hi! Yeah, I am. Whoever is in there, they've been at it for a looong time." Karane responded. "Oh dear, I was waiting earlier and went back to my room because they were taking too long. That was nearly half an hour ago!" "Really, that long? Surely they must almost be done by now. I need a bath before tomorrow, what about you?" Zelda blushed at the question, not wanting to admit that she needed to pee. "Oh, y-yes, me too. I want to have a good bath for my part in the ceremony tomorrow..." "Oh yeah, you were chosen to play the Goddess this year, right? I'm so jealous! I always wanted to be picked for that. Congrats to you!" "Yeah, I was picked. I'm sorry that you never were, Karane." Zelda said, wincing as the pain in her bladder became worse. Noticing the look on Zelda's face, Karane asked, "Hey, you sure you're okay?" "W-what? Oh yes, I, I'm fine. Just uh, a little nervous about tomorrow, I guess..." Zelda replied. Though in truth she was a little nervous about the ceremony tomorrow, she was mostly only nervous that Link would not be the victor, and they would not be able to do the ceremony together. The reality of the situation was that her bladder's desperation was what was actually causing her to look, 'nervous.' Finally, after what felt like eons, Zelda's father, Gaepora emerged from the restroom, wearing only his bathrobe. The girls both screeched and covered their eyes, Gaepora's face turned red. "Oh, uh, terribly sorry girls, I uh.." he said, fumbling with his words. "Daddy, just go!" Zelda yelped, still covering her eyes as her face burned hot with embarrassment. Why did her father always have to embarrass her like this? He merely nodded at this and shuffled down the hall in his much too short bathrobe. The girls exchanged glances. "Can we just agree to never speak of this again?" Zelda said, her cheeks still red. "Fine by me, it's not like I ever want that image in my head again." Karane replied. "I love my father so much, but he really can be embarrassing sometimes." "Yeah, dads are like that. Anyway, sorry that you still might have to wait a bit, I'm going to need to run some new bathwater, I don't want to reuse your father's water...uh no offense though!" "Oh, uh, yeah, none taken! I wouldn't want to either!" Zelda replied sweetly, though Karane's words were killing her on the inside. She wasn't sure if she could wait long enough for Karane to draw a brand new bath and fully bathe herself. She was considering asking Karane if she would let her go first, but that would be rude, especially since she still didn't know the real reason that Zelda wanted to go first.She sighed as Karane shut the door behind her, leaving Zelda waiting in the hallway again, alone with her full bladder. As soon as Zelda heard the water flowing again, her need to pee became even more desperate. Her bladder twinged painfully, and she had to put one of her hands between her legs to keep her muscles from releasing. The water in the restroom was still flowing, and it was making her pain worse by the second. Before long, a small dribble of urine escaped her failing muscles, and leaked into her pink panties. She squealed, and put her other hand between her legs, straining with all her willpower to keep it from going any further. Deciding that the sound of the water was too much, she began to pace up and down the hallway, while staying out of earshot. However, this was only a short term solution, as the pressure in her abdomen was growing at an alarming rate every second, soon walking was too painful. Fortunately, the water had finally stopped running, so she was able to go and wait in place by the door again. Suddenly, she heard a door open, and looked up hopefully, but it was not the restroom door. Zelda froze in place as she realized that it was the front door, Pipit had just come inside from his nightly patrol. Using every ounce of strength she had, she straightened her body, and removed her hands from between her legs. She didn't want anyone to know that she was so desperate, especially not any of the boys. "Oh, uh, evening, Zelda." He said, blushing and averting his gaze. "E-evening" she stammered "w-what's wrong?" That's when Zelda remembered that she was no longer wearing her tights, and that her lower legs were visible. She quickly put her hands in front of herself, and hung her head in shame while Pipit hurriedly moved past her towards the other end of the building. Suddenly, she realized that there was a warm sensation in her panties, while she had been attempting to appear normal, a very small stream of pee had began to escape into her underwear. She squealed again, and shoved both her hands between her legs once more, stopping the flow. She felt up under her dress, it wasn't bad, her panties had a good wet patch on them, but nothing more, nothing that anyone else could notice. Unfortunately, she was only holding off the inevitable, at this rate, if the restroom didn't become available right at that moment, there would be no way that she wouldn't have an accident. The restroom did not open at that very moment, so Zelda began to lose her battle. Bit by bit, more spurts of urine escaped from her burning urethra and into her undergarments. She could now feel it beginning to leak out of her panties, and through her fingers, with tears welling in her eyes, she clamped them shut, and pressed her hands against her womanhood even tighter, attempting to hold back the flow. It was no use though, her muscles completely gave way, and her bladder started to fully empty into her already saturated panties. Understanding that the flow couldn't be stopped, and not wanting to accidentally brush up against her ceremony dress, Zelda removed her hands from her pee flow. Hot streams of urine were jetting straight through her panties, running down her legs and soaking into her slippers. Before long, there was a large puddle forming at her feet, the pee running down her legs was rivaled only by the tears streaming down her face. As her accident was drawing to a close, she heard the lock turn on the restroom door, as Karane emerged. "Alright, sorry for the wait, it's all your-" Karane gasped. "Oh no, Zelda, are you alright? You had a uh...shoot, I'm sorry!" *sobbing* "I-I..waited a l-long time" *sobs* "P-please don't tell Link!" "What? No no, it's okay, why didn't you just tell me? I would have let you go first. Don't worry, Link will never know, I won't tell a soul." *sniffle* "Promise?" "Yes, I promise. I'm no bully like Groose and his cronies, I wouldn't get anything out of publicly humiliating you. Now why don't you just go ahead and get in there to clean yourself up. I had clean up duty tonight anyway, so I'll grab a mop and take care of your- uh...yeah, I'll take care of it. Sorry, didn't mean to bring it up." Without another word, Zelda shuffled into the bathroom, and closed the door. Her eyes still stung hot with tears, and her underwear were still wet and warm. She wiped the burning tears from her eyes, and stripped out of her clothes. She tossed the soiled clothing to the side, and folded her ceremony dress up neatly on the counter. While she waited for the bath basin to fill, Zelda inspected her slender body. Her inner thighs were still moist to the touch, and her girl parts smelled strongly of fresh urine, this caused a pang of shame and humiliation to shoot through her stomach as she thought about it. She felt so childish, and was glad that Link didn't have to see her this way. She wasn't quite sure why she couldn't stop thinking about him, sure, Link was her best friend, and would be so unconditionally, but why would it have bothered her more for him to have seen this than anyone else? She blushed again, realizing that Link's opinion of his friend really mattered to her because..... (as per usual with Zelda games, the answer to that can be up to your own interpretation😉) Once her bath was over, Zelda put her dress back on, having no clean underclothes, and prepared herself for the walk of shame. She cracked the door open and looked out into the hallway. No one was around, and, as per her promise, Karane had cleaned up Zelda's accident from the floor, her face turned red again at the thought of this. Determining that the coast was clear, she slipped out from the restroom, and hurried down the hallway back to her room, carrying her pee-stained clothing in a little bundle under her arm. As she went down the hall, she prayed that she wouldn't run in to anyone, so no one would see or smell her ruined clothing. Her prayers were answered, she made it back to her room unnoticed, it was after hours, afterall, so most of the students and instructors were in their chambers. Once she was finally back in the safety of her room, she began to relax and come to the realization that everything would be okay. She did still have the ceremony to look forward to tomorrow. I should become closer friends with Karane, she really had my back, and was so understanding. She thought to herself. But for now, let's just worry about Link, I had better hurry and get some sleep so that I can remind him to get some practice in the morning, I know he will probably sleep in otherwise. Still feeling a bit ashamed and childish, Zelda finally crawled into bed and slid between her sheets. As sleep began to overtake her, the worries of her humiliating accident began to drift away. Written by: High Meme-Overlord

(Note: Contains underaged wetting desperation and a golden shower. Reader discretion advised) Lord Jabu-Jabu of Zora’s Domain was a big fish, and not just in the metaphorical sense. The zora guardian took up a good deal of the fountain he resided in, and could very easily swallow a person whole if they were not careful. For as large as he was, however, he looked even bigger on the inside. This was what Link, the young hero from Kokiri Village, had just discovered. Standing with his back to the insides of Jabu-Jabu’s teeth, he took his first step into the guardian’s body, cringing as his boot stepped in water mixed with saliva. “I agree with you, Link,” said Navi, his faithful fairy companion. “This is the least pleasant place we’ve been to so far.” She looked over at the bubbles, strange tentacles, and other gross things before turning back to him. “But King Zora’s daughter is supposed to be in here somewhere, and we can’t get the Zora’s Sapphire if we don’t bring her back. We’ll just have to get this over with as soon as we can.” Link only nodded in response. The Zora’s Sapphire was the last stone they needed for their plan to stop Ganondorf. He would brave any danger to save Hyrule, no matter how gross it was. Trekking across the room, Link and Navi came to a red wall not unlike the valve in a heart. “Looks like this is the door leading inside,” said Navi, “You ready to go in, Link?” Navi did not expect any reply more than an affirmative noise, but Link was still strangely quiet in that moment. “Um, Link? You ready?” she asked again, turning to him. She found Link glancing off to the side with a look of worry. “Are you alright? What’s the matter?” Link looked at her and, after a couple seconds, put one hand below the belt of his tunic and rubbed his knees together. “Oh,” sighed Navi, “Do you need to use the bathroom?” An embarrassed Link nodded. “Well, I guess it’s been awhile since we’ve taken a break for that,” said Navi, “But I don’t think we can stop now. The princess might be in danger right now, and I don’t think the zoras would like it if you just relieved yourself inside their guardian. Do you think you could hold it for a little while?” Link frowned at Navi’s words. In truth, he had needed the bathroom for a little while now, but he didn’t want to mention it ever since they found Ruto’s message in that bottle. He knew that rescuing others came far before taking care of his potty problems, so he stood up tall and put his determined face on. “I’m sorry, Link,” said Navi, “We’ll get through this as long as we stay careful. Now let’s go find the princess!” Not more than a couple rooms further in stood the young Princess Ruto. She was unharmed and not in danger at the moment, but that didn’t mean she had cause to be happy. “What is with all this gross stuff?” she bemoaned while looking at the strange tentacles and other creatures nearby. She had been in Jabu-Jabu enough times to know that these things were not normal. Then again, ever since that strange red-haired man showed up, nothing had really been normal in the domain. As much as she wanted to get away, Ruto had no choice but to go forward. The Zora Sapphire, her most precious stone, had gone missing somewhere inside Jabu-Jabu’s depths. She was only ever to give it away to whoever would become her husband. How could she possibly marry someone without it? But Ruto then became aware of a more immediate problem than that. She groaned as she put a hand on her groin and rubbed her legs together. “Ugh, I forgot to go pee today.” This was no slight need, either. Her bladder felt quite uncomfortable, right at the point where she’d be looking for the bathroom under normal circumstances. How she had not noticed this earlier was beyond her. In any case, trying to find her stone with this distraction would be a bad idea. Good thing this wasn’t the first time she had been in here while really needing to go. She knew of a place in Jabu-Jabu’s body that worked to filter minerals out of the water, so she could tinkle in there without harming him. “I hope you won’t mind the detour,” she said out loud, though she didn’t know if Jabu-Jabu could hear her. But before she could take a single step, the sound of the door opening behind her got her attention. Someone else was in here? She was not expecting company, to say the least. My father better not have sent someone after me. Standing up tall and refined, Ruto turned around to meet the surprise guests. She expected to see a zora or two, but instead found a young boy in green clothes and a fairy approaching her. “You! Who are you?” she asked. “Excuse us,” said the fairy, “I’m Navi, and this is Link. Are you Princess Ruto, by chance? We came in here because we heard you might be in danger.” “What? Are you saying my father asked you to come here to save me?” Already, Ruto felt her temper flaring up. “I don’t care what he wants, I’d never ask anyone to do such a thing!” “But that letter in a bottle we found…” “What letter in a bottle?” Someone actually found that? Ruto shook her head. “Whatever, I can’t go home right now. Both of you, get out of here, understand?” Turning around, Ruto walked away with a huff and her head turned up. Things were already bad enough, and having someone else around was definitely not what she needed right now. With any luck, they would both take the hint and disappear from her sight. “Eeeeyaaaahhhh!” It turned out that Ruto was the one who would disappear. With her eyes looking elsewhere, she did notice the hole in the floor in front of her, and fell straight through to the room below. She hit the ground legs-first, feeling a sharp pain go through both limbs from the impact. “Gaah!” Ruto slowly stood back up, wincing from the pain. Her legs really hurt now, and the idea of walking through this entire place filled her with dread from how much pain it would put her in. Furthermore, as she only now discovered, the shock of the impact had caused a small bit of urine to leak onto her legs. Even she couldn’t believe how quickly things had gone from bad to worse. “Princess Ruto!” And they would only get worse, it seemed. Ruto straightened herself out right before Link jumped down through the hole and stood eye-to-eye with her once more. “Y-you’re still hanging around here? I told you to go away!” she yelled. “We’re sorry, princess, but we can’t leave here without you,” said Navi, “Are you alright, by the way? That was a pretty sudden fall.” “I’m…” hurting from the waist down, and I really need to pee, she wanted to say. “I’m okay. I’ve been coming inside here since I was little. I know how to keep myself safe.” Of course, there was no way she was going to admit such things to people she had never seen before, let alone ones coming to her rescue. On the other hand, she knew she wasn’t getting very far on her hurt legs, not even to that spot where she could safely pee. If she played this just right, these annoying intruders may end up working out to her favor. “Tell you what,” she started, “There’s something very important to me somewhere in here, and I’m not leaving without it. If you help me find it, I’ll go straight back to my father. Deal?” Link frowned for a moment like he was worried about something, but Navi interjected before he could talk. “Well, if that’s what it will take, then I guess we’ll just have to help out.” “Great!” Ruto smiled at them for the first time. “Now then,” she continued as she sat down on the floor, wrapping her arms around her raised knees. “I shall now give you the privilege of carrying me.” “Carrying you?” Ruto scoffed. “It is a high honor in the zora kingdom to carry the princess wherever she wishes. You should be grateful that I’m asking this of you!” Navi and Link exchanged looks at each other. “Looks like we’ll just have to play along,” said Navi. Link didn’t look very happy to hear that, but he walked behind Ruto and lifted her over his head regardless. This boy is stronger than he looks, noted Ruto. But more importantly, her plan seemed to be working. With Link carrying her around, she could easily hide her injuries and need to pee for the time being. Still, the sooner they found her stone, the quicker she could get out of her and take care of her problem. “Onward, servant!” she declared, “and don’t even think about getting feely with my bottom, got it?” Link could no longer deny it; this was the worst part of his journey by far. Walking around the insides of a fish and dealing with gross monsters was bad on its own. Carrying around a bratty princess as she made demand after demand only doubled his misery. But the worst part of this whole mess was the constant pressure from his bladder. It seemed like now that he had noticed it, his need to go kept getting worse a lot faster than he would have thought. Having to carry Ruto meant he couldn’t use his hands to hold himself and alleviate some of the discomfort. If not for her nagging, he probably would have set her down to run behind a corner and let loose a long, satisfying pee by now. So he kept enduring for everyone’s sake, even with all the pain it caused him. He didn’t even leak a drop in one place where he had to swim across a channel, despite how his bladder all but begged for release in all that water. Navi pointing out that peeing in the water Jabu-Jabu had drank would be really rude and might make him sicker helped a little with that. Eventually, they returned to the room with all the holes they had fallen through. “Hmph, still no sign of my stone,” huffed Ruto, “That must mean it’s deeper inside Jabu-Jabu. Let’s move it, servant!” Link groaned in response as he stepped forward, carefully avoiding the other holes along the way. Soon, they were in front of the next door. “Well, what are you waiting for?” asked Ruto, “Get going al-” “Hah!?” Link’s entire body tensed up in that moment, as he suddenly felt something leak into his underwear. Something warm and wet, much more worrisome than the wetness he got from swimming not long ago. In his kneejerk reaction, he all but tossed Ruto down and shot his hands to his groin while he bounced from one foot to the other. “Hey, what the…!” Ruto grit her teeth, stood up, and turned around. “What are you doing, servant? You do not handle a princess in such a manner!” Link would apologize later, but right now, he was more focused on keeping the rest of his urine inside his body. His dancing paid off, thankfully, and his need lessened to a tolerable, but still uncomfortable, level. “Are you kidding me?” Link looked up to find Ruto scowling at him with her hands on her hips. “Did you really forget to go potty before you came in here?” Even with an angry princess in front of him, Link could not lie. He simply nodded while wiggling his hips. “Ugh, typical,” muttered Ruto, “Well, you better hold it. We’re not stopping until I find my stone and get out of here. There isn’t anywhere to do that in here, anyway.” More words Link didn’t want to hear, even though he already knew what she was going to say. The pressure was getting painful at that point, but yet again, his only option was to bear it until they were done with this place. Mustering his strength, Link put his hands back at his sides and gave Ruto an affirmative nod. “Good, now may we please move on?” asked Ruto, sitting back down to her carrying posture. Link only sighed as he squatted and lifted Ruto back over his head and went through the door. The doubts that he could hold it through the whole way only grew stronger, but it was not like he could stop now. He just had to remind himself that it was all for Hyrule and the princess. Any pain was worth it for that. Ugh, I didn’t think this could get any worse! Now above Link’s view again, Ruto went back to nibbling her lip with worry. There was still no sign of her stone, but that had taken a backseat to the other predicament in her mind. Her need for a bathroom had gotten worse much faster than she had expected. Sitting atop Link and halfway curled gave her little means to resist the pressure from her bladder. If she tried to squeeze her legs and hold herself, Link would surely notice and ask if something was wrong. Then that boy had to go and reveal he really needed to pee, too. As if she needed another reminder of how bad she had to go; it took everything she had to not hold herself while Link was having his potty dance. Even so, there was no way she was going to say anything now. She was a strong princess, not some little kid who had to tell someone she just met that she needed the toilet. She certainly wasn’t going to let him know of where he could pee, either. Just being around there might prove too much for her to handle, and she would have no cover to hide from a boy’s curious gaze. Her only hope was that the Zora’s Sapphire was only a stone’s throw away from here. As soon as they grabbed it and got out of Jabu-Jabu, she could hop into the waters of the fountain and release a cloud of yellow mist out of everyone’s sight. The guardian wouldn’t mind; it would be like a drop in a bucket given the fountain’s size. Ruto shook her head. Just thinking of how she would pee would make her lose control. It was time to focus now, more than ever, and find that stone. On her honor as princess, she would not let this trouble get the better of her. The search continued from there, albeit at a slower place. In addition to the growing dangers deeper in, Link was forced to be very careful with his movements if he wanted to keep his shorts dry at that point. The kids now found themselves stepping into a new room. Like a few others, this room was a dead-end, just another square full of weird creatures and seemingly nothing else. “Ugh, still no sign of my stone,” said Ruto, “Servant, let’s turn around and check somewhere else.” “Wait, Link!” Navi flew up to him, “It feels like there’s something hidden inside here. I think we should try taking out the monsters in here first.” Link nodded, feeling something off about the room as well. “Really?” Ruto groaned, “Fine, but make it quick!” Setting Ruto down, Link stepped forward, his movements stiff and slow. The enemies before him were those weird, sharklike manta rays that liked to glide along in the ground. Normally, Link would use his sword and shield to fight them, but with his bladder restricting his movements so much, he knew that would not be a good idea this time. For this fight, he would have to take a different approach. Reaching into his tunic, Link pulled out a set of deku nuts in one hand, and his slingshot in another. As soon as one of the creatures got close, he tossed a nut down at the ground, emitting a bright flash that forced the monster into the air. He then quickly took aim and fired seeds at the beast, felling it after only a couple hits. This tactic worked the same with the other monsters, and soon the room was clear of beasts. Immediately after, a strange light appeared in the center of the room, forming into a big, wooden chest, just like Navi and he predicted. Link lifted the chest open and jumped up to reach in and take its contents. He turned around and held up his prize in triumph: a boomerang fit for a young hero. “Good work, Link!” said Navi. “Hmph, I guess you know how to fight,” said Ruto, who stood at the door with her arms crossed. “Now can we please move on before-” “Gah!” With nothing holding it back in his triumphant pose, Link felt a long spurt hitting his shorts, enough to seep through and appear as a wet spot on his tunic. Immediately, he dropped the boomerang and shoved both hands as tight as he could onto his groin, bending over and putting everything he had to keep that spot from growing. “L-Link? You okay?” he heard Navi speak. Somewhere further away, he also picked up a gasp from Ruto. Link could only gasp and breathe in response. Even if he could talk right now, he was definitely not okay. Even with all his strength, he could feel his hold slipping away. Just a couple seconds later, and the next leak escaped, leaving a damp feeling on his hands. This was followed by a third spurt that dribbled onto the floor, then a fourth, each accompanied with another squeak from him. And then, with a whine from Link, the floodgates fully opened, making his last spurts seem like little leaks in comparison. The wet patch on his tunic grew to be visible outside of his hands’ reach, though it was nothing compared to the soaking his shorts and underwear received. His hands grew mighty wet as he continued holding his spraying boyhood in vain. Several warm trails ran down his legs and into his boots, creating a gross, damp feeling against his feet. The rest of it fell onto the ground in several broken drops, creating a light piddling noise and a small puddle around his boots. A full spectrum of emotions ran through Link’s mind the whole time he was wetting himself. In the back of his mind was the relief of finally draining his overfilled bladder, but it could not hold a candle to the shame and humiliation that burned through him. He was supposed to be the chosen hero, yet here he was peeing his pants for the first time in who knows how long. That there were girls to witness him doing this only doubled his embarrassment. “Oh, Link,” said Navi in a tone of sympathy and concern. She wanted to say more, but soothing a kid that just wet himself was not something she had any experience in. She could only hope that Ruto was not about to say something that would make his misery any worse. Fortunately for them, Ruto could not even form a coherent thought at the moment. Link’s wetting had caught her off-guard as much as him, and all she could do was stare with an open mouth at the accident unfolding before her. It should have been the grossest thing she had ever witnessed, and this was coming from a girl who regularly hung out inside a fish. Even then, she did not want to look away. Every detail, from the big wet spot on his clothes, to the large puddle that grew around him, to his beet-red face and eyes on the verge of shedding tears, made Link look not gross but… cute, in a way. It was enough to make Ruto feel genuine concern for him, and a certain other feeling as well. It took her a moment to figure out what this feeling was, but once she did, she could not help but giggle with a hand covering her mouth. “Huh?” Both Navi and Link looked at Ruto having her giggling fit. “What’s with you now?” “Tee hee hee,” Ruto kept laughing, “H-has anyone ever told you how cute you look when you’re really upset?” “Hey, this is no time to be mean right now!” said Navi. Meanwhile, Link only stared in a manner not unlike a small dog’s. “I’m not trying to,” said Ruto between laughs, “But you’re just so adorable when you have to pee-eep!” It came out. Not all of it, but enough for her to hear it hit the ground. Ruto stopped her laughing at once, crossed her legs, and crammed her hands onto her groin. Her time was running out; she had maybe seconds before it all came spilling out. Of course, Link and Navi had seen it all happen, and now they only gawk in response. “Um, Princess Ruto? Do you need to go, too?” asked Navi. “I… I…” Ruto stammered, her face as red as Link’s. “Don’t you dare follow me!” She turned around at once and waddled out of the room, thankful that the door closed on its own. “Ahhh, no, why now?” She panted as she shuffled down the hall, gritting her teeth and keeping one eye closed. Her legs still stung a bit from the fall, but that was the least of her worries right now. Her cheeks burned from the humiliation of nearly wetting herself in front of another person. That he had just had an accident mattered little. And now, she was mere moments away from having the longest pee in a good while, with nowhere suitable to go in sight. At least, that’s what it looked like. In her desperation, it had become too difficult to think of anything other than I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee! As such, she was not paying much attention to where she was going, or what was around her. A loud screech in front of her changed that. “Waaaaah!” Ruto jumped back, landing on her bottom. Opening both eyes, she saw the worst things she could see right now: monsters, more than a few, and all of them looking very angry at her. Her mind going blank in panic, Ruto scrambled backwards on all fours, unaware of the small trail of dribble she was leaving on the floor. But as fast as she could crawl away like this, the monsters were faster, already closing the distance towards her. For a moment, Ruto thought this was the end for her, and a very unfit way for her to go out at that. This fear was immediately quelled by a boomerang flying in from behind her and striking the creatures all before they could lay a single claw on her. The next thing she knew, something round, black, and hissing landed in front of her, and then she was lifted back up and rushed away from the monsters. Mere seconds later, a loud boom erupted behind her, and she didn’t dare look back to see the carnage that the bomb had just caused. “You okay, Princess?” came Navi’s voice again. Looking up, Ruto noticed they were back in the room with the chest. She had been saved from danger, all by a kid that had wet himself. Even after how poorly she treated him, he still came to her rescue. This boy was something special, she had finally realized. He had done more to earn her respect in one day than any other zora had achieved in years. Maybe he’s the one I’ve been waiting for... “Y-yes, I’m fine,” she replied, “Th-thank… Huh!?” That was when Ruto felt the last of her hold giving out, heralded by a squirt leaving her body from between her legs. She squeezed her legs together as much as she could, but at the angle she was held, it could do nothing to stop the oncoming flood. Ruto found herself making the same squeaks and gasps Link made as she finally let loose a steady, powerful stream of lightly-tinted urine with an audible hiss. It splattered against the fabric of Link’s hat, soaking it in mere moments. For a moment, her embarrassment was at the same level as Link’s during his accident. The Princess of Zora’s Domain losing control and wetting herself like a child? Truly unthinkable! Even worse than that, she was letting go directly on another person, and not even another zora. The whole domain would be ashamed to know of such a scandalous act. But none of that mattered when she remembered something about relieving herself after being fit to burst: it felt good. Much too good for her to care about anything else in that moment. Ruto couldn’t stop herself from smiling and sighing in bliss, lifting her head and closing her eyes as she let every last drop of pee spray out wherever it may land. Unfortunately for Link, that turned out to be all on his head. It did not take long for his hat and hair to grow soaked with zora urine. His sudden shower kept going from there, running down parts of his face and making him shut his eyes and mouth to keep it from getting in them. Drips and tiny trickles fell off his head and onto his tunic, spreading the wetness to his shoulders and chest. The sharp smell forced its way up his nose, making it wrinkle in disgust. It was the grossest thing he had ever endured in his life, but not once did Link think about setting Ruto down or tossing her away. The moment the pee struck his head, it was like he became robbed of all logical thought. Even Navi could not find the words to speak, and only looked on in stunned silence. This shock and disbelief stayed with them until the very end, with Ruto’s stream dying away as quickly as it had started. At the same time, Ruto felt herself coming down from the high of relief, and the weight of what she had just down began to weigh her down. She knew full well the only place all of her urine could have gone, and she was starting to realize how heavy she must have felt in his arms right now. “Um, let me down now, please,” she said. As if waking from a dream, Link perked up and did as he was asked. Once on the ground, Ruto stood up and faced him, where she first saw the damage she had caused. Link looked like a puppy caught out in the rain. A smelly, gross rain, but he was not a happy kid either way. Ruto had a hard time looking at Link in such a sad state any longer. Even after being treated like dirt and wetting his pants, he still came to her rescue like a true hero. The only reason he would have done something like that was if he genuinely cared for her safety. That fluttering in her heart came back, and there would not be a distraction for her this time. She had to come clean to him. “L-Look,” she started, her hands behind her back, “I lied to you about there not being somewhere to pee. The truth is, I was about to go there and do that when you showed up. After that, I just wanted to get my stone and get out before I didn’t have a choice anymore.” “But if you knew about it, why didn’t you take us there? Link had to go, too,” said Navi. “Because princesses don’t just tell people they just met that they need the bathroom!” said Ruto with a red face, “And for all I knew, he probably would’ve wanted to peep on me while I was going.” “But Link’s not like that.” “Yeah, w-well I guess I know that now.” Ruto sighed and looked away. “So, what I’m trying to say is… s-sorry, and stuff. You probably still hate me now, but at least I said it.” Looking back to them, Ruto noticed they looked unconvinced of her apology. With how poorly she treated them, she supposed it was to be expected. “Well, I guess I won’t mind if we took a detour to get you cleaned up,” she continued, “I certainly do not wish to be carried around by someone who stinks of pee.” At this, Link perked up a little, finally getting rid of those piercing puppy eyes and even smiling a little. Ruto still found it adorable how it only took a little bit to cheer him up. “If Link wants to do that, then I guess it’s fine,” said Navi. “Tee hee, now then,” said Ruto, sitting back down, “I shall guide you to the waters you can bathe in. Now shall we be going, Mister Pee-Pants Hero?” Link obliged, picking her back up and stepping out of the room. Ruto winced a bit at the warm, wet hands holding her rump, but it could not be helped. Perhaps this would give her the perfect excuse to join him in his bath. I wonder if I’ll get to see a Hylian without his clothes on today? Her cheeks turned red at the thought. She could not deny that she was a little curious about what they looked like, and why they hid their bodies under so much clothing. But one thing was certain at that point: as soon as they found her stone, Ruto knew she would not hold onto it for very long. Their quest here was not over yet, but Link had already proven himself worthy of taking the Zora’s Sapphire, and with it, her hand in marriage.

Zora’s Domain was the most beautiful place in all of Hyrule. At least, that’s what Princess Mipha believed. She might have been a tad biased in that regard, having been born and raised within its mountains her whole life, but she couldn’t imagine anywhere else possessing the same level of beauty to her. The way the sunlight glistened off the scale-like constructions, with crystal-clear water rushing, cascading, and trickling all around its walls, there was no place she felt more at home. At the moment, however, all that water was not a particularly appealing sight or sound to her. “Mmm, I must start scheduling more breaks in my duties,” Mipha muttered to herself while she briskly made her way across one of the domain’s many walkways, a slight stiffness in her stride. The morning had been a busy one for her, what with her training as the domain’s appointed champion as well as the general preparations for defeating Calamity Ganon. Now that she was by herself for the first time since leaving her quarters that morning, she had become aware of a discomfort growing between her legs. How she had not noticed it before, she could not say, but it certainly had her full attention now. Mipha was not about to deal with this burden in her bladder any longer than she needed to. She picked up her pace a little more, her goal being her bedroom and the water closet within. It was not very ladylike to think so, but she had no doubt it would feel quite nice to sit on her more personal throne and rid herself of all that unclean water and waste. She was quite looking forward to it, if she had to be honest with herself. “Lady Mipha?” Which made it difficult to hide her disappointment when someone called out to her. “Oh! Um, y-yes?” Mipha stood up straight and turned around, wearing a smile no one could tell was not entirely genuine. She made eye contact with the servant standing before her and asked, “Am I needed for something?” The servant bowed. “It seems we have an unexpected visitor to the domain today.” “A visitor?” Mipha raised an eyebrow. It was odd that she would be getting told about such a thing in this manner. “Have you informed the king or any of the other advisors?” “Yes, and they asked me to inform you as well,” replied the servant, “Our visitor is the Hylian Link.” “L-Link!?” Mipha could not hide the surprise and excitement on her face even if she wanted to. “Y-You mean, the appointed champion of Hyrule himself?” “Yes, my lady. It seems he is here as part of his training, particularly in lance combat and swimming.” “I… I see,” Mipha said, trying to put some restraint back into her posture and voice. “Has he been waiting long?” “Not very, my lady. I informed the king, but he is currently busy with his advisors, so I came to you. Link still waits at the plaza by the main fountain.” “Then I shall go to him at once.” Mipha bowed. “Thank you. You may return to your normal duties.” “At once, your grace.” The servant returned the bow and turned around to leave. As soon as he had gotten far enough away, Mipha let her smile come back in full force. One of her favorite Hylians was here today out of the blue? If not for her fatigue from training, she’d have sworn she was dreaming. If by some chance she actually was, she had better get moving and meet him before he woke up, she figured. And so, Mipha set off towards the plaza with a noticeable stride in her walk. If she had moved any quicker, she likely would have been skipping to the fountain. Not that she would ever do that with so many onlookers; the thought alone made her blush. In no time, she had reached the plaza. There he was, standing in front of the fountain, looking with appreciation at the domain’s majestic buildings. Already Mipha felt a flutter in her heart as if she was a teenager fawning over a crush. It was not too far from the truth, she supposed. “It is always a pleasure to see you, Link,” Mipha announced. He turned to her, his blue eyes making contact with hers. She may have years of training in formalities, but those eyes and smile of his always made her feel like a blushing schoolgirl. She knew Link was not one for words, so Mipha cleared her throat and continued. “Though I am sad to say we have not prepared a proper welcome for you. You have caught us at a particularly busy time. That said, I am certain we can provide a meal and some lodging for you if you give us the time-” “Watch out!” This shout from a random zora put Link and Mipha on alert, looking every which way for the cause for alarm. They soon got their answer, for an arrow with a golden tip struck the ground nearby, causing a surge of electricity to erupt from the spot. The other zoras immediately ran for whatever cover they could find as a second, third, and fourth shock arrow landed, creating crackling lightning all around. No words needed to be exchanged. Link and Mipha put their backs together, Link drawing his weapon they lifted their heads up to look for more arrows before they or anyone else would receive a deadly shock. No more came down, however; instead, a distant but powerful roar bellowed from the eastern mountains, then everything was quiet once more. “Not again,” mumbled Mipha as she returned to a relaxed stance. She turned around and saw Link putting away his sword and looking at her with a raised eyebrow. “I’m sorry you had be here for that,” she spoke, “This was certainly not the kind of welcome we had in mind for you.” Seeing no change in Link’s demeanor, she continued. “We have come under attack by a lynel recently. It seems it has happened upon a quiver of shock arrows, and it’s been using them to try and force us into providing it food and other necessities.” Mipha paused to look at one of the arrows in question. The lightning had long dissipated, but she knew far better than to even go near them. “A single touch of a shock arrow can be enough to seriously hurt a zora, or even kill. We have not given into the lynel’s demands, but its attacks grow worse by the day. I fear it won’t be long before someone…” Not wanting to think of that outcome, she looked back at Link. He did not need to say anything, for Mipha could see it in his eyes: that quiet determination he would always get before a fight. That said more than any words could. “Link? Are you certain about this?” she asked. “We could never bring ourselves to place this burden on a visitor, and...” Mipha trailed off again as Link had already responded by walking past her and towards the stairs that would lead to Ploymus Mountain, not a single bit of hesitation in his stride. Her advisors would likely have considered that rude, but Mipha could not help but admire his dedication. No one else but the Champion of Hyrule would immediately set off to help others all on his own. No, not alone, Mipha realized. She could not let him take on the lynel alone, not when she could help him out. While her weapon of the choice, the lightscale trident, was unfortunately being repaired after becoming chipped in her training, her healing powers could still save his life if he were seriously hurt in the fight. Besides, he would likely need directions on how to get to the lynel’s home in the first place. Mipha took her first step towards Link, but gasped as soon as she put her foot down. The motion had caused an unpleasant signal to be sent from her bladder to her brain, reminding her of the bathroom visit she had neglected. “Oh dear,” she muttered. It had been hours since she had last relieved herself, and the pressure had grown to be quite uncomfortable. Knowing now that she would probably not get another chance to pee for a while only made that feeling worse. She shook her head and stood upright. She was the appointed champion of the zoras; she had far more important things to worry about than being able to use the washroom. Picking up her pace, she set off after Link, focusing her thoughts on the lynel and how they could defeat it and save her kingdom. At least, that’s what she tried to do. The zoras had never carved a proper path all the way up to Ploymus Mountain, as they had never needed to. No one really had reason to go there, and the zoras could simply swim up there via the waterfalls leading to the top. That was something Mipha would have to address when she returned to the domain. It was not the effort that worried Mipha. Swimming up the waterfalls was akin to a light jog for her, and while Link had to scale the cliffs by hand, his stamina seemed limitless with the way he effortlessly climbed up. In truth, she fretted over the time it took to scale these cliffs, with every passing minute making her bladder feel a little heavier and bloated. All the rushing and falling water was certainly no help, either. She may be a zora, but even she wasn’t immune to their suggestive powers. Shaking her head again, Mipha tried to refocus her attention once more. Before her now was Lulu Lake, home to the last of the waterfalls leading to Ploymus Mountain. One last swim, and all the water would be behind them, letting her focus on the lynel at last. She looked up to the sheer cliffs and saw Link nearing the top, having almost scaled the whole thing in but a couple minutes. Is there truly any feat he cannot accomplish? thought Mipha. She had better make her way up to meet him at the top, she figured. Stepping into the cool waters, another pang of discomfort rang from her groin, causing her to wince. The idea had occurred to her of relieving herself while Link was busy climbing, possibly even let go once she was waist-deep in the waters. However, she simply could not bring herself to do it with Link near her. Perhaps it was vanity, pride, or just a shy bladder, but to do that around the object of her affection was just… unthinkable. She would grin and bear it while by his side, then use the facilities back home like a proper lady. Anything else was unacceptable. With that in mind, Mipha waded into the waters and up to the waterfall, letting her scales grow used to the waters again. Taking a breath, she dove under the surface, then shot up the falls like a rocket, bobbing and bending with the waters with an elegance befitting a princess of the zoras. In just a few seconds, she had already launched past the top of the falls, spinning in the air to right herself before landing squarely on her feet, her body perfectly upright. “Ah!” Not for long, however. She felt it the instant she hit the ground: a dribble of liquid much warmer than from the waterfall escape from between her legs, going straight down with no barriers to absorb it. In an instant, Mipha clenched the muscles in her groin tighter than before, preventing anything else from leaking out of her. The damage to her mental fortitude, however, had already been done. Suddenly, the possibility of reaching a bathroom all the way back in the domain was looking highly unlikely now. As reluctant as she was to the idea, she would have to find a reason to get away from Link and answer nature’s call in its domain. But a glance to her side showed her that Link was looking right at her, and the panic in her mind came back. He… didn’t see it come out, did he? No, he couldn’t have, not with the rest of the water… right? “Eh heh, s-sorry if I worried you there. The landing was a bit rougher than I expected,” said Mipha, returning to a more refined posture. “The lynel’s den is just up ahead. I’ll show you there.” At once, Mipha walked forward before Link could respond, as unlikely as it seemed. She kept her walk as inconspicuous as she could, but Mipha knew there was a bit of stiffness now. Her only hope was that Link was paying more attention to the surroundings than to her, in case the lynel was nearby. A short time later, and they had reached the summit of Ploymus Mountain. A plateau with several rock structures jutting out from the ground greeted them, but the lynel was nowhere to be seen. “This is where the lynel has been nesting,” said Mipha, “But it would seem he is not home right now.” She was not entirely certain how to feel about this development. Their lives were not in immediate danger, but that also meant they would likely have to wait for him to come back. Her leak had shown that her time until she could no longer hold was slowly but surely running out. She took a step forward, intending to see if the lynel was not hiding somewhere, when she felt a hand on her shoulder. “Hmm? Yes?” she asked, turning back to Link. Mipha then saw the rare sight of Link’s lips moving. It took a moment for her to process that she had the honor of hearing him speak. He had such a lovely voice, she wondered why he would rarely use it. Unfortunately, what he had to say did not make her happy in the least. “T-Turn back?” Mipha responded in shock. “You… can’t mean that, surely?” She had hoped Link was joking, but knew better. Link was not the jovial type, and the stern look in his eyes was all she needed to know that he wasn’t becoming one now. “I can’t just leave you here,” said Mipha, “I know I’m unarmed, but what if you got seriously hurt, and I wasn’t here to heal you? You could… mmm!” No, not now! thought Mipha as another wave of pain hit her, this time forcing her to close one eye and bring her legs together. She certainly didn’t need to give Link any more cause for concern, but these shockwaves were not doing her any favors. Already, Link was lifting his arms and stepping towards her out of concern. As much as she wanted to be in his arms again, she had to stand tall and strong for both their sakes. “I… I’m fine, truly,” she responded, taking a step back. “You don’t need to worry about me. I can stay out of sight while you fight the lynel, but I must stay with you-wwwhahh!” Before she knew what was happening, Link dove forward, plowing into Mipha and sending the two of them into the ground. The hard impact coupled with the shock of being tackled out of nowhere proved too much for her muscles to absorb. Another spurt of yellowed liquid escaped from her, a bit more than the previous one, before her muscles could clamp back down to hold back the flood. Just as Mipha was about to ask what compelled Link to do such a thing, a loud and familiar crackle of electricity lit up the ground nearby. Another shock arrow? But that means… A monstrous roar was all she needed to confirm her fears. Both Mipha and Link turned towards its source and found what they came looking for. The lynel clutched its bow in its hands while sporting a furious sneer across its face. That arrow was clearly not meant to be a warning shot. The two champions wasted no time scrambling to their feet as the lynel reached for its quiver. Link unsheathed his weapon, the legendary Master Sword, along with the Hylian Shield and raised them to show that he was ready to defend the two of them. As much as Mipha wanted to fight by his side, she knew that without a weapon of her own and with her bladder fit to burst, she would be of no help to him. Thus, her only choice was to retreat and find somewhere to take cover while Link battled the beast. Looking around, she spotted a rock pile near the path that lead back down the mountain. It was large enough keep her covered so long as the battle did not spill over to her side. She turned to the pile and took off, one hand between her legs while she shot Link a glance. Their eyes met for a moment, exchanging what they needed to know far faster than words could communicate, and they nodded in understanding as they enacted their plan. Reaching the pile, Mipha turned around and hunkered down, subconsciously pressing both hands to her groin while she watched the battle begin. She had expected Link to be proficient with a sword, but what she saw could only be described as poetry. Every swing of his blade, every parry with his shield, every flip and jump to avoid the lynel’s attacks, all were executed with such expertise that Mipha could not help but stare in awe. I really am hopeless around him, aren’t I? “Oh!” Yet another wave of pain, this one making Mipha double over with her legs pushed together as much as she could. No, I mustn’t falter here! she yelled in her head as every last bit of strength she had went into keeping her personal dam from cracking any further, let alone bursting wide open. In her desperation, a thought occurred to Mipha. Link was occupied with battling a monster on the other side of this rock, and the chances he would look over and see her were slim. Could she not simply squat and release all that burdensome waste while they continued fighting? A fierce debate erupted in her mind as she weighed the decision: Let go and risk being seen in such a vulnerable state, or endure it just a little longer like the champion and princess she was? Before she could make that decision, the roar and stomps of the lynel got her attention again. Looking back up, she saw it charge around to her side of the rock. Standing back up with her hands still glued to her groin, she was prepared to run again and get away from it, until she noticed Link riding atop its back. The lynel bucked and kicked as hard as it could, but Link would not be dislodged from his spot, all while he dealt numerous slashes to its back and withers. As the lynel gave one last buck, Link launched himself up and over the monster’s head, landing right in front of it. A glow appeared on the Master Sword as Link twisted his body, then unleashed a spinning swing that struck the beast hard across its midsection. All went quiet for a moment as the lynel stood motionless, its mouth agape in visible pain. A quiver then ran along its horse-like legs and they buckled immediately after, the beast’s upper body slumping over with its eyes falling shut. Mipha could have almost cried at that moment. Success was theirs, and with that, the opportunity to squat and let out a waterfall just as loud and mighty as any other in the domain. Before that, however, she needed to check Link for injuries, if he had any. While Link put his sword and shield away, Mipha mustered every last bit of strength she had to stand up tall and walk towards him. Each step sent another wave of pain through her, making her stride undoubtedly stiff and strained, but at least Link was not looking at her for much of it. As she got closer and Link turned to smile at her, Mipha found she did not have the strength to look him in the eyes, so she focused on the lynel instead. Having never seen up so close before, she had to admit they were quite fearsome. That Link stared this beast down and battled it without any hesitation spoke volumes of his courage. But then she saw the beast’s finger twitch ever so slightly. Her reaction was instant and certain. “Watch out!” was all Mipha had time to yell as she dove forward, wrapping Link around her arms and launching the two of them away. Milliseconds passed like minutes in the time they were off the ground, the lynel’s razor-sharp blade coming to within a hair’s length of Mipha before whooshing past, leaving only the feeling of a slight wind across her back. For a moment, soaring through the air, Link in her arms, Mipha felt weightless, like a piece of wood adrift in a limitless ocean. There was a strange bliss to it, despite avoiding a deadly blow not even a second ago. Gravity quickly brought that moment to an end. Mipha and Link soon hit the ground with a hard thud, their momentum and the incline of the path sending them tumbling down the mountain. Nothing seemed to make sense to Mipha as she jerked and slammed against hard ground and a warm body, the world spinning around her while she held onto Link for dear life. This, too, was over as quickly as it started. They now lied only a short ways down the path, their heads swaying in dizziness. It was only after Mipha shook her head to regain her focus did she realize she was lying on top of Link. She had never so much as shaken his hand before this; it was enough to turn her cheeks as red as her scales. But there were more important things to worry about first. “L-Link? Are you alright?” asked Mipha, looking right at him. Link blinked a few times and focused his gaze onto Mipha, lifting his head and smiling a bit in response. “Oh, I’m glad to hear that,” she replied. “I’m sorry about the tumble there. I didn’t mean for us to fall that far, just enough to…” Mipha suddenly lifted her head and looked back to the lynel, remembering it was still there. The monster let its sword fall outs of its grasp before collapsing completely, its eyes rolling up into its head. It took a couple seconds for the feeling of victory to sink into Mipha. They had skirted danger and defeated the monster that threatened her home, with hardly a scratch on either of them. That was more than enough reason to be content with their performance. Looking back to Link, she could see he was smiling along with her. Their eyes met, and the surrounding world faded away in Mipha’s mind. Lying here on top of Link, sharing their body heat in the sun, both tired from their long walk and battle, Mipha was in a state of pure happiness. But then her eyes and mouth opened wide in horror as she felt a different kind of heat. A wet heat, pooling around her loins and spreading to her thighs, along with the feeling of something being rapidly pushed out of her body in that region. In all the chaos, she had somehow forgotten about how close to bursting she was. Against her wishes, her bladder had decided enough was enough, and chose this exact moment to release its contents. “Ah… aaah!” Mipha groaned, her body frozen in place while she unintentionally answered nature’s call right there and then, the slight noise of water spreading across clothing and onto the ground having reached her ears. Where there was clarity in her mind just a moment ago, now there was a mess of conflicting emotions. The lovely feeling of relief clashed with the embarrassment of losing control, and Link was there to witness it all, his mouth opening and cheeks turning rosy as he figured out what was happening… No, not just witness, she finally realized. With her on top, there was another person being covered with her pee. The very last person she wanted this to happen to, no less. “G-gah!” Mipha scrambled off to the side of Link, her limbs flailing about while urine continued to escape at a steady pace. Unable to stand upright in her state, she frantically crawled away, leaving a wet trail along the ground and panting all the while. It was not until she was clear of Link that Mipha stopped her crawling. Not that it made her feel any better; the damage had been done, and was still being done to herself, for that matter. With how soaked her legs felt already, there was little point in maneuvering into a proper squat, let alone trying to stop herself from peeing any further. All that was left was to accept her failure, and all the humiliation that came with it. Lifting herself onto her knees with her feet to the sides of her bottom, Mipha sighed, closed her eyes, and hung her head as she let her bladder finish emptying. Even after all she had let out prior, it still took a while for her pee to come to an end. It was more than enough for a golden puddle to grow a good deal outwards from her rump, fully covering the front of her legs and feet. But soon enough, the puddle stopped growing, and Mipha could no longer feel anything coming out. It was done, and in the worst possible manner. Kneeling in her own waste, Mipha could not imagine any princess of the domain before her in such a disgraceful state. She had to try and save some face if she still wanted to call herself a champion. Mipha opened her eyes with the intention of standing up, only to lose that drive upon seeing Link standing before her. What drew her gaze was not his face, but the wet patches on his tunic and trousers. Seeing her crime for herself that close up was too much for her to bear. “Link,” she started, not daring to give him any eye contact, “I’m… so sorry.” She wanted to say more, anything else to maybe diminish this humiliation, but did such words even exist? If they did, she would never think of them in such a distraught state. Then again, this shame was entirely deserved, she supposed. She had been careless, stubborn, and unreasonable, everything that a champion should not be, and her friend paid a gross price for it. He would probably never look at her the same way again, and she would just have to live with it. Or so she thought. Through her tear-obscured vision, Mipha could just make out a hand held in front of her, its palm facing up with the intention of her to grab it. Her gaze trailed up his arm and onto his face, where she found a smile lacking any judgment or disdain. Of course he would be compassionate even now; it was just who he was, she reminded herself. It was enough to make the corners of her lips pull upwards as well. Placing her hand in his, she allowed him to pull her onto her feet. Now face-to-face, she could not hide the redness in her cheeks, but somehow, standing in her own urine, she found the courage to talk again. “I… er, that is, the zoras all cannot begin to thank you enough for helping us slay this beast,” she began. “I am not sure how we can repay the huge debt we owe you now.” Looking down in modesty, she noticed the wet patches on his clothes once more. “Well, I think I know how we could start.” She returned her gaze to his. “What say you and I clean ourselves up back at the pond first? It is the least I can do after…” she trailed off. Link only nodded in response. Mipha allowed a light giggle to leave her throat. Does this mean I will get to see Link without a shirt on? Oh my... “Then we ought to get going before they’ll have to make you a new tunic,” she concluded, turning back towards the pond. They set off, leaving Ploymus Mountain, along with the defeated lynel and her puddle, to the elements once more. Standing atop the divine beast Vah Ruta, Ploymus Mountain seemed so quiet now from Mipha’s view. She imagined the only sounds that could be heard there were the wind sweeping across the ground and the occasional wild animal moving about. Looking in its direction always brought back memories of that day, prevailing over the lynel, tumbling down the hill, the pleasant warmth of being so close to Link and the shameful heat of wetting herself on top of him. Of course, she could not feel that warmth now, nor would she ever feel it again. The sensation of touch had been lost to her for so long, she had almost forgotten what it felt like to move through the waters and have the cool, gentle breeze lick off the last few drops of a swim. She would never smell anything again either, be that the clean air of a lake or her own urine. Mipha looked down at her hands, now with a green aura and transparent enough to see through. Death was a strange experience, to say the least. She had thought she’d be filled with sadness and regret, and it was there to an extent, but there was a quiet peace to it all as well, keeping her patient and hopeful for the final clash against Calamity Ganon. Perhaps it was her memories of Link that gave her the will to persevere long after her body was gone. All she needed to do was think of the short time she got to spend with him, and her resolve to see her destiny to the end would return. She would always cherish her memories with Link, even and especially her one moment of disgrace.

Getting Wet Inside Jabu-Jabu’s Belly The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time fanfiction by MasterXploder Commissioned by Irvinegamer With thanks to Captain L for editing (Note: Contains underaged wetting desperation. Reader discretion advised) Lord Jabu-Jabu of Zora’s Domain was a big fish, and not just in the metaphorical sense. The zora guardian took up a good deal of the fountain he resided in, and could very easily swallow a person whole if they were not careful. For as large as he was, however, he looked even bigger on the inside. This was what Link, the young hero from Kokiri Village, had just discovered. Standing with his back to the insides of Jabu-Jabu’s teeth, he took his first step into the guardian’s body, cringing as his boot stepped in water mixed with saliva. “I agree with you, Link,” said Navi, his faithful fairy companion. “This is the least pleasant place we’ve been to so far.” She looked over at the bubbles, strange tentacles, and other gross things before turning back to him. “But King Zora’s daughter is supposed to be in here somewhere, and we can’t get the Zora’s Sapphire if we don’t bring her back. We’ll just have to get this over with as soon as we can.” Link only nodded in response. The Zora’s Sapphire was the last stone they needed for their plan to stop Ganondorf. He would brave any danger to save Hyrule, no matter how gross it was. Trekking across the room, Link and Navi came to a red wall not unlike the valve in a heart. “Looks like this is the door leading inside,” said Navi, “You ready to go in, Link?” Navi did not expect any reply more than an affirmative noise, but Link was still strangely quiet in that moment. “Um, Link? You ready?” she asked again, turning to him. She found Link glancing off to the side with a look of worry. “Are you alright? What’s the matter?” Link looked at her and, after a couple seconds, put one hand below the belt of his tunic and rubbed his knees together. “Oh,” sighed Navi, “Do you need to use the bathroom?” An embarrassed Link nodded. “Well, I guess it’s been awhile since we’ve taken a break for that,” said Navi, “But I don’t think we can stop now. The princess might be in danger right now, and I don’t think the zoras would like it if you just relieved yourself inside their guardian. Do you think you could hold it for a little while?” Link frowned at Navi’s words. In truth, he had needed the bathroom for a little while now, but he didn’t want to mention it ever since they found Ruto’s message in that bottle. He knew that rescuing others came far before taking care of his potty problems, so he stood up tall and put his determined face on. “I’m sorry, Link,” said Navi, “We’ll get through this as long as we stay careful. Now let’s go find the princess!” Not more than a couple rooms further in stood the young Princess Ruto. She was unharmed and not in danger at the moment, but that didn’t mean she had cause to be happy. “What is with all this gross stuff?” she bemoaned while looking at the strange tentacles and other creatures nearby. She had been in Jabu-Jabu enough times to know that these things were not normal. Then again, ever since that strange red-haired man showed up, nothing had really been normal in the domain. As much as she wanted to get away, Ruto had no choice but to go forward. The Zora Sapphire, her most precious stone, had gone missing somewhere inside Jabu-Jabu’s depths. She was only ever to give it away to whoever would become her husband. How could she possibly marry someone without it? But Ruto then became aware of a more immediate problem than that. She groaned as she put a hand on her groin and rubbed her legs together. “Ugh, I forgot to go pee today.” This was no slight need, either. Her bladder felt quite uncomfortable, right at the point where she’d be looking for the bathroom under normal circumstances. How she had not noticed this earlier was beyond her. In any case, trying to find her stone with this distraction would be a bad idea. Good thing this wasn’t the first time she had been in here while really needing to go. She knew of a place in Jabu-Jabu’s body that worked to filter minerals out of the water, so she could tinkle in there without harming him. “I hope you won’t mind the detour,” she said out loud, though she didn’t know if Jabu-Jabu could hear her. But before she could take a single step, the sound of the door opening behind her got her attention. Someone else was in here? She was not expecting company, to say the least. My father better not have sent someone after me. Standing up tall and refined, Ruto turned around to meet the surprise guests. She expected to see a zora or two, but instead found a young boy in green clothes and a fairy approaching her. “You! Who are you?” she asked. “Excuse us,” said the fairy, “I’m Navi, and this is Link. Are you Princess Ruto, by chance? We came in here because we heard you might be in danger.” “What? Are you saying my father asked you to come here to save me?” Already, Ruto felt her temper flaring up. “I don’t care what he wants, I’d never ask anyone to do such a thing!” “But that letter in a bottle we found…” “What letter in a bottle?” Someone actually found that? Ruto shook her head. “Whatever, I can’t go home right now. Both of you, get out of here, understand?” Turning around, Ruto walked away with a huff and her head turned up. Things were already bad enough, and having someone else around was definitely not what she needed right now. With any luck, they would both take the hint and disappear from her sight. “Eeeeyaaaahhhh!” It turned out that Ruto was the one who would disappear. With her eyes looking elsewhere, she did notice the hole in the floor in front of her, and fell straight through to the room below. She hit the ground legs-first, feeling a sharp pain go through both limbs from the impact. “Gaah!” Ruto slowly stood back up, wincing from the pain. Her legs really hurt now, and the idea of walking through this entire place filled her with dread from how much pain it would put her in. Furthermore, as she only now discovered, the shock of the impact had caused a small bit of urine to leak onto her legs. Even she couldn’t believe how quickly things had gone from bad to worse. “Princess Ruto!” And they would only get worse, it seemed. Ruto straightened herself out right before Link jumped down through the hole and stood eye-to-eye with her once more. “Y-you’re still hanging around here? I told you to go away!” she yelled. “We’re sorry, princess, but we can’t leave here without you,” said Navi, “Are you alright, by the way? That was a pretty sudden fall.” “I’m…” hurting from the waist down, and I really need to pee, she wanted to say. “I’m okay. I’ve been coming inside here since I was little. I know how to keep myself safe.” Of course, there was no way she was going to admit such things to people she had never seen before, let alone ones coming to her rescue. On the other hand, she knew she wasn’t getting very far on her hurt legs, not even to that spot where she could safely pee. If she played this just right, these annoying intruders may end up working out to her favor. “Tell you what,” she started, “There’s something very important to me somewhere in here, and I’m not leaving without it. If you help me find it, I’ll go straight back to my father. Deal?” Link frowned for a moment like he was worried about something, but Navi interjected before he could talk. “Well, if that’s what it will take, then I guess we’ll just have to help out.” “Great!” Ruto smiled at them for the first time. “Now then,” she continued as she sat down on the floor, wrapping her arms around her raised knees. “I shall now give you the privilege of carrying me.” “Carrying you?” Ruto scoffed. “It is a high honor in the zora kingdom to carry the princess wherever she wishes. You should be grateful that I’m asking this of you!” Navi and Link exchanged looks at each other. “Looks like we’ll just have to play along,” said Navi. Link didn’t look very happy to hear that, but he walked behind Ruto and lifted her over his head regardless. This boy is stronger than he looks, noted Ruto. But more importantly, her plan seemed to be working. With Link carrying her around, she could easily hide her injuries and need to pee for the time being. Still, the sooner they found her stone, the quicker she could get out of her and take care of her problem. “Onward, servant!” she declared, “and don’t even think about getting feely with my bottom, got it?” Link could no longer deny it; this was the worst part of his journey by far. Walking around the insides of a fish and dealing with gross monsters was bad on its own. Carrying around a bratty princess as she made demand after demand only doubled his misery. But the worst part of this whole mess was the constant pressure from his bladder. It seemed like now that he had noticed it, his need to go kept getting worse a lot faster than he would have thought. Having to carry Ruto meant he couldn’t use his hands to hold himself and alleviate some of the discomfort. If not for her nagging, he probably would have set her down to run behind a corner and let loose a long, satisfying pee by now. So he kept enduring for everyone’s sake, even with all the pain it caused him. He didn’t even leak a drop in one place where he had to swim across a channel, despite how his bladder all but begged for release in all that water. Navi pointing out that peeing in the water Jabu-Jabu had drank would be really rude and might make him sicker helped a little with that. Eventually, they returned to the room with all the holes they had fallen through. “Hmph, still no sign of my stone,” huffed Ruto, “That must mean it’s deeper inside Jabu-Jabu. Let’s move it, servant!” Link groaned in response as he stepped forward, carefully avoiding the other holes along the way. Soon, they were in front of the next door. “Well, what are you waiting for?” asked Ruto, “Get going al-” “Hah!?” Link’s entire body tensed up in that moment, as he suddenly felt something leak into his underwear. Something warm and wet, much more worrisome than the wetness he got from swimming not long ago. In his kneejerk reaction, he all but tossed Ruto down and shot his hands to his groin while he bounced from one foot to the other. “Hey, what the…!” Ruto grit her teeth, stood up, and turned around. “What are you doing, servant? You do not handle a princess in such a manner!” Link would apologize later, but right now, he was more focused on keeping the rest of his urine inside his body. His dancing paid off, thankfully, and his need lessened to a tolerable, but still uncomfortable, level. “Are you kidding me?” Link looked up to find Ruto scowling at him with her hands on her hips. “Did you really forget to go potty before you came in here?” Even with an angry princess in front of him, Link could not lie. He simply nodded while wiggling his hips. “Ugh, typical,” muttered Ruto, “Well, you better hold it. We’re not stopping until I find my stone and get out of here. There isn’t anywhere to do that in here, anyway.” More words Link didn’t want to hear, even though he already knew what she was going to say. The pressure was getting painful at that point, but yet again, his only option was to bear it until they were done with this place. Mustering his strength, Link put his hands back at his sides and gave Ruto an affirmative nod. “Good, now may we please move on?” asked Ruto, sitting back down to her carrying posture. Link only sighed as he squatted and lifted Ruto back over his head and went through the door. The doubts that he could hold it through the whole way only grew stronger, but it was not like he could stop now. He just had to remind himself that it was all for Hyrule and the princess. Any pain was worth it for that. Ugh, I didn’t think this could get any worse! Now above Link’s view again, Ruto went back to nibbling her lip with worry. There was still no sign of her stone, but that had taken a backseat to the other predicament in her mind. Her need for a bathroom had gotten worse much faster than she had expected. Sitting atop Link and halfway curled gave her little means to resist the pressure from her bladder. If she tried to squeeze her legs and hold herself, Link would surely notice and ask if something was wrong. Then that boy had to go and reveal he really needed to pee, too. As if she needed another reminder of how bad she had to go; it took everything she had to not hold herself while Link was having his potty dance. Even so, there was no way she was going to say anything now. She was a strong princess, not some little kid who had to tell someone she just met that she needed the toilet. She certainly wasn’t going to let him know of where he could pee, either. Just being around there might prove too much for her to handle, and she would have no cover to hide from a boy’s curious gaze. Her only hope was that the Zora’s Sapphire was only a stone’s throw away from here. As soon as they grabbed it and got out of Jabu-Jabu, she could hop into the waters of the fountain and release a cloud of yellow mist out of everyone’s sight. The guardian wouldn’t mind; it would be like a drop in a bucket given the fountain’s size. Ruto shook her head. Just thinking of how she would pee would make her lose control. It was time to focus now, more than ever, and find that stone. On her honor as princess, she would not let this trouble get the better of her. The search continued from there, albeit at a slower place. In addition to the growing dangers deeper in, Link was forced to be very careful with his movements if he wanted to keep his shorts dry at that point. The kids now found themselves stepping into a new room. Like a few others, this room was a dead-end, just another square full of weird creatures and seemingly nothing else. “Ugh, still no sign of my stone,” said Ruto, “Servant, let’s turn around and check somewhere else.” “Wait, Link!” Navi flew up to him, “It feels like there’s something hidden inside here. I think we should try taking out the monsters in here first.” Link nodded, feeling something off about the room as well. “Really?” Ruto groaned, “Fine, but make it quick!” Setting Ruto down, Link stepped forward, his movements stiff and slow. The enemies before him were those weird, sharklike manta rays that liked to glide along in the ground. Normally, Link would use his sword and shield to fight them, but with his bladder restricting his movements so much, he knew that would not be a good idea this time. For this fight, he would have to take a different approach. Reaching into his tunic, Link pulled out a set of deku nuts in one hand, and his slingshot in another. As soon as one of the creatures got close, he tossed a nut down at the ground, emitting a bright flash that forced the monster into the air. He then quickly took aim and fired seeds at the beast, felling it after only a couple hits. This tactic worked the same with the other monsters, and soon the room was clear of beasts. Immediately after, a strange light appeared in the center of the room, forming into a big, wooden chest, just like Navi and he predicted. Link lifted the chest open and jumped up to reach in and take its contents. He turned around and held up his prize in triumph: a boomerang fit for a young hero. “Good work, Link!” said Navi. “Hmph, I guess you know how to fight,” said Ruto, who stood at the door with her arms crossed. “Now can we please move on before-” “Gah!” With nothing holding it back in his triumphant pose, Link felt a long spurt hitting his shorts, enough to seep through and appear as a wet spot on his tunic. Immediately, he dropped the boomerang and shoved both hands as tight as he could onto his groin, bending over and putting everything he had to keep that spot from growing. “L-Link? You okay?” he heard Navi speak. Somewhere further away, he also picked up a gasp from Ruto. Link could only gasp and breathe in response. Even if he could talk right now, he was definitely not okay. Even with all his strength, he could feel his hold slipping away. Just a couple seconds later, and the next leak escaped, leaving a damp feeling on his hands. This was followed by a third spurt that dribbled onto the floor, then a fourth, each accompanied with another squeak from him. And then, with a whine from Link, the floodgates fully opened, making his last spurts seem like little leaks in comparison. The wet patch on his tunic grew to be visible outside of his hands’ reach, though it was nothing compared to the soaking his shorts and underwear received. His hands grew mighty wet as he continued holding his spraying boyhood in vain. Several warm trails ran down his legs and into his boots, creating a gross, damp feeling against his feet. The rest of it fell onto the ground in several broken drops, creating a light piddling noise and a small puddle around his boots. A full spectrum of emotions ran through Link’s mind the whole time he was wetting himself. In the back of his mind was the relief of finally draining his overfilled bladder, but it could not hold a candle to the shame and humiliation that burned through him. He was supposed to be the chosen hero, yet here he was peeing his pants for the first time in who knows how long. That there were girls to witness him doing this only doubled his embarrassment. “Oh, Link,” said Navi in a tone of sympathy and concern. She wanted to say more, but soothing a kid that just wet himself was not something she had any experience in. She could only hope that Ruto was not about to say something that would make his misery any worse. Fortunately for them, Ruto could not even form a coherent thought at the moment. Link’s wetting had caught her off-guard as much as him, and all she could do was stare with an open mouth at the accident unfolding before her. It should have been the grossest thing she had ever witnessed, and this was coming from a girl who regularly hung out inside a fish. Even then, she did not want to look away. Every detail, from the big wet spot on his clothes, to the large puddle that grew around him, to his beet-red face and eyes on the verge of shedding tears, made Link look not gross but… cute, in a way. It was enough to make Ruto feel genuine concern for him, and a certain other feeling as well. It took her a moment to figure out what this feeling was, but once she did, she could not help but giggle with a hand covering her mouth. “Huh?” Both Navi and Link looked at Ruto having her giggling fit. “What’s with you now?” “Tee hee hee,” Ruto kept laughing, “H-has anyone ever told you how cute you look when you’re really upset?” “Hey, this is no time to be mean right now!” said Navi. Meanwhile, Link only stared in a manner not unlike a small dog’s. “I’m not trying to,” said Ruto between laughs, “But you’re just so adorable when you have to pee-eep!” It came out. Not all of it, but enough for her to hear it hit the ground. Ruto stopped her laughing at once, crossed her legs, and crammed her hands onto her groin. Her time was running out; she had maybe seconds before it all came spilling out. Of course, Link and Navi had seen it all happen, and now they only gawk in response. “Um, Princess Ruto? Do you need to go, too?” asked Navi. “I… I…” Ruto stammered, her face as red as Link’s. “Don’t you dare follow me!” She turned around at once and waddled out of the room, thankful that the door closed on its own. “Ahhh, no, why now?” She panted as she shuffled down the hall, gritting her teeth and keeping one eye closed. Her legs still stung a bit from the fall, but that was the least of her worries right now. Her cheeks burned from the humiliation of nearly wetting herself in front of another person. That he had just had an accident mattered little. And now, she was mere moments away from having the longest pee in a good while, with nowhere suitable to go in sight. At least, that’s what it looked like. In her desperation, it had become too difficult to think of anything other than I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee! As such, she was not paying much attention to where she was going, or what was around her. A loud screech in front of her changed that. “Waaaaah!” Ruto jumped back, landing on her bottom. Opening both eyes, she saw the worst things she could see right now: monsters, more than a few, and all of them looking very angry at her. Her mind going blank in panic, Ruto scrambled backwards on all fours, unaware of the small trail of dribble she was leaving on the floor. But as fast as she could crawl away like this, the monsters were faster, already closing the distance towards her. For a moment, Ruto thought this was the end for her, and a very unfit way for her to go out at that. This fear was immediately quelled by a boomerang flying in from behind her and striking the creatures all before they could lay a single claw on her. The next thing she knew, something round, black, and hissing landed in front of her, and then she was lifted back up and rushed away from the monsters. Mere seconds later, a loud boom erupted behind her, and she didn’t dare look back to see the carnage that the bomb had just caused. “You okay, Princess?” came Navi’s voice again. Looking up, Ruto noticed they were back in the room with the chest. She had been saved from danger, all by a kid that had wet himself. Even after how poorly she treated him, he still came to her rescue. This boy was something special, she had finally realized. He had done more to earn her respect in one day than any other zora had achieved in years. Maybe he’s the one I’ve been waiting for... “Y-yes, I’m fine,” she replied, “Th-thank… Huh!?” That was when Ruto felt the last of her hold giving out, heralded by a squirt leaving her body from between her legs. She squeezed her legs together as much as she could, but at the angle she was held, it could do nothing to stop the oncoming flood. Ruto found herself making the same squeaks and gasps Link made as she finally let loose a steady, powerful stream of lightly-tinted urine with an audible hiss. It splattered against the fabric of Link’s hat, soaking it in mere moments. For a moment, her embarrassment was at the same level as Link’s during his accident. The Princess of Zora’s Domain losing control and wetting herself like a child? Truly unthinkable! Even worse than that, she was letting go directly on another person, and not even another zora. The whole domain would be ashamed to know of such a scandalous act. But none of that mattered when she remembered something about relieving herself after being fit to burst: it felt good. Much too good for her to care about anything else in that moment. Ruto couldn’t stop herself from smiling and sighing in bliss, lifting her head and closing her eyes as she let every last drop of pee spray out wherever it may land. Unfortunately for Link, that turned out to be all on his head. It did not take long for his hat and hair to grow soaked with zora urine. His sudden shower kept going from there, running down parts of his face and making him shut his eyes and mouth to keep it from getting in them. Drips and tiny trickles fell off his head and onto his tunic, spreading the wetness to his shoulders and chest. The sharp smell forced its way up his nose, making it wrinkle in disgust. It was the grossest thing he had ever endured in his life, but not once did Link think about setting Ruto down or tossing her away. The moment the pee struck his head, it was like he became robbed of all logical thought. Even Navi could not find the words to speak, and only looked on in stunned silence. This shock and disbelief stayed with them until the very end, with Ruto’s stream dying away as quickly as it had started. At the same time, Ruto felt herself coming down from the high of relief, and the weight of what she had just down began to weigh her down. She knew full well the only place all of her urine could have gone, and she was starting to realize how heavy she must have felt in his arms right now. “Um, let me down now, please,” she said. As if waking from a dream, Link perked up and did as he was asked. Once on the ground, Ruto stood up and faced him, where she first saw the damage she had caused. Link looked like a puppy caught out in the rain. A smelly, gross rain, but he was not a happy kid either way. Ruto had a hard time looking at Link in such a sad state any longer. Even after being treated like dirt and wetting his pants, he still came to her rescue like a true hero. The only reason he would have done something like that was if he genuinely cared for her safety. That fluttering in her heart came back, and there would not be a distraction for her this time. She had to come clean to him. “L-Look,” she started, her hands behind her back, “I lied to you about there not being somewhere to pee. The truth is, I was about to go there and do that when you showed up. After that, I just wanted to get my stone and get out before I didn’t have a choice anymore.” “But if you knew about it, why didn’t you take us there? Link had to go, too,” said Navi. “Because princesses don’t just tell people they just met that they need the bathroom!” said Ruto with a red face, “And for all I knew, he probably would’ve wanted to peep on me while I was going.” “But Link’s not like that.” “Yeah, w-well I guess I know that now.” Ruto sighed and looked away. “So, what I’m trying to say is… s-sorry, and stuff. You probably still hate me now, but at least I said it.” Looking back to them, Ruto noticed they looked unconvinced of her apology. With how poorly she treated them, she supposed it was to be expected. “Well, I guess I won’t mind if we took a detour to get you cleaned up,” she continued, “I certainly do not wish to be carried around by someone who stinks of pee.” At this, Link perked up a little, finally getting rid of those piercing puppy eyes and even smiling a little. Ruto still found it adorable how it only took a little bit to cheer him up. “If Link wants to do that, then I guess it’s fine,” said Navi. “Tee hee, now then,” said Ruto, sitting back down, “I shall guide you to the waters you can bathe in. Now shall we be going, Mister Pee-Pants Hero?” Link obliged, picking her back up and stepping out of the room. Ruto winced a bit at the warm, wet hands holding her rump, but it could not be helped. Perhaps this would give her the perfect excuse to join him in his bath. I wonder if I’ll get to see a Hylian without his clothes on today? Her cheeks turned red at the thought. She could not deny that she was a little curious about what they looked like, and why they hid their bodies under so much clothing. But one thing was certain at that point: as soon as they found her stone, Ruto knew she would not hold onto it for very long. Their quest here was not over yet, but Link had already proven himself worthy of taking the Zora’s Sapphire, and with it, her hand in marriage. (Want me to write an omofic about a certain character? Check out my commissions thread here!)

(Another short story. I've been wanting to do one with Paya for a while now. She's one of my favorite Breath of the Wild characters..) "So uhh....as you know. M-My name is Paya and uh...well." Paya tried to think of something else to say. Standing front of her was the Hero of Hyrule: Link. And he was just as wonderful as he was in the stories she heard from Impa. So much so that Paya never knew what to say when he was here. And now that he was trying to get to know her better,she was struggling to find words. "I uhh..My parents gave me that name because...uhh...I have a birthmark. That looks like a Papaya seed." Paya said,averting eye contact from the champion of Hyrule. Her face turned completely red upon hearing what he said next. "Y-You want to know where it is?!" Paya asked. The spot was an embarrassing one. Nobody other than her grandmother and her parents knew it and she honestly didn't want link to know either. But she wasn't sure what else she could reveal about herself. "It's umm....It's on....It-it's.." Paya stuttered. She was being incredibly fidgety and her face was even more red than before. "Uhh...Master Link?" Impa intervened. "Don't you have someone you should be doing right now?" Paya let out a sigh and her face returned to its original color. Link had a sheepish smile on his face and waved Paya goodbye. "I'n sorry...i-i promise i'll tell you it one day." Paya said. Although she was unsure if she was actually gonna do that. Link nodded and bid the two goodbye before leaving. Paya sighed and crossed her legs. "*Sigh* why do i keep getting so exhausted when i talk to people? I wish i was more confident." Paya said. "I'm sure he'll be visit again soon. You'll have more chances to get to know him better dear." Impa said. "Y-Yeah." Paya said while rubbing her legs together. "But now that he's gone,You can safely use the bathroom." Impa said with a smile. "H-Huh?!" Paya froze. Her legs still being crossed. "You've been acting a lot more nervous than usual and you seemed to be having trouble standing still while talking to him." Impa said. Paya's face slowly turned red again. "So....Will you take a break? Or are you planning to push past your limits?" Impa asked. "N-No. I'll uhh..." Paya pointed upstairs and backed away from Impa. She took a few steps on the stairs and then made a mad dash to the higher floor. Impa sighed and went back to meditating. Paya reached the top floor and stopped to put her hands between her legs. She had nearly tripped upon reaching the top and her bladder had nearly released all of its contents because of it. Paya gritted her teeth and whined. If it was that obvious that she had to go,then it looks like she had a lot more to work on than she thought. Now she was starting to wonder if Link had noticed too. But another signal from her bladder quickly pulled her out of her train of thought. She approached the bathroom door and hastily undid the belt on her jacket. She then dropped her jacked and ran towards the bathroom with her hands between her legs. She turned around and gently shut the door. She turned around and saw what most Sheikah used as a toilet. A hole in the floor with water in it,surrounded by planks of wood. With one plank standing upright and having a pipe right under it. Paya quickly leaped towards the toilet and hastily lifted her shirt to pull down her thighs and panties. In one swift motion,she yanked both of them down,revealing the Papaya seed-shaped birthmark on her left buttcheek. She crouched and spread her legs until her butt was hovering a few inches above the toilet. She couldn't hold it anymore. "Ah......Ahhhhhhh...." Paya moaned as she released a powerful stream of urine. Her stream splattered against the wooden plank and it slowly slid down the plank until it landed in the water. A red blush appeared on Paya's face. Not from embarrassment,but from relief. She closed her eyes and relaxed as she let out everything that she had been holding. "Haaah...that was way to close. i was worried i was gonna wet myself...in front of Master Link." Paya said,with her face turning even redder at the thought. She sighed and closed her eyes. The room was completely silent aside from the sound of her urine splattering in the water. The feeling of euphoria slowly disappeared and Paya was left there waiting for the stream to end. Soon,only a few drops came out until it eventually completely stopped. Paya reached for some toilet paper and then used it to wipe herself clean. She then tossed the paper in a nearby bin and went to wash her hands. "*Sigh* i really need to work on this. How can i be a good Sheikah with such a weak bladder?" She asked herself.

It was just one of those days again,everything was far too loud and it was only first thing in the morning, Warriors and Legend were off to the side bickering about something related to some sort of rod it sounds like and Twilight was scolding Wild for yet another fire hazard made, and I can barely tell what everyone is saying, or well I can, it is just being particularly difficult it a blended mess. Maybe we should start the day off some tea to help Sounds like a plan, it might help everything quiet down Red, get your fire rod we need to boil some water Can't we just get Wild? Ugh no he's being scolded for fire do you really think the others would even let him? Besides we have the tools and its just boiling water Okay fair point, do we have our tea kettle? Four just peaks into their bag at that, nodding to himself as he pull out the tea kettle and fire rod and goes to the pile of logs in the middle of the camp, setting a spark the pile as he fills the tea kettle all the way to the brim before moving to set it up over the growing small fire ____________________________________ Three cups in Four slowly looks around at the now settling down camp, looking over at Legend who walks over before deciding to ask if they want any considering they probably made too much, speaking with a small quirk of a smile "Oh hey Legend, do you want some tea? I've made plenty...and it would be a waste" Legend slowly glances rolling his eyes before turning back around "No I'm good, I had some carrot juice and that satisfied me enough" the answer of which only serving to make Four curious as he ignores the eye roll "Where...where did you get some carrot juice?" "None of your business" Well maybe there is a store with juice in it in that last town we were at previously I guess an interesting choice though Hey let's ask Time instead- he's near as well "Ah hey Time, would you like some tea?" Time slowly smiles, shaking his head as he waves off the offer and resumes packing up his things "No thanks, I don't really like tea, I appreciate the offer though" "Oh, Wind?" "Isn't that for relaxing? I'm good! I don't need to relax" Wind answers with a quick bounce of his feet, having already finished putting away all of his things, and Legend huffs towards as he puts his shield over his back "You could tone it down a bit though" "You are just jealous of my boundless amounts of energy Vet" Dammit we made too much and no one wants any- Well...we should have asked everyone before making as much as we did What are we going to do with the extra tea? Drink it ourselves? How much is left? More than half the kettle I'd say Well… maybe that would be good? More tea just means that the day will go by smoother! We will be able to enjoy doing everything with everyone and not have to worry! We should probably hurry then, I think everyone is starting to pack up camp With no further discussion Four just gave a small shrug, quickly pouring more tea into his cup as he finishes the kettle himself after several more cups, barely finishing in time before Time said that it was time get going, standing up before frowning a little bit in noticing that he might need to stop for a leak soon at the sudden tingling feeling that hits his nether regions upon getting to his feet Shit maybe that much tea was a bad idea after all Did we even go to the bathroom yet this morning? Fuck. no we didn't, it was too damn loud Well, we can't ask to stop or wander off now we only just started walking but I'm sure we will be fine we can wait, it's not like we haven't had to wait before we aren't a small child Besides, if we started asking to stop for this already this soon I'm sure it would only give Warriors more leeway aside from our height to treat us like we are one. Don't want that Four slowly sighs to himself quietly opting to distract himself as they walk up to Hyrule within the middle of the group, starting up a talk with asking questions on how they feel about Legend's Hyrule and answering their own opinions as well back in return, after a good while Warriors gradually walking over with a smug expression to put in his own opinions, plenty of them being rather positive but still poking some fun in whenever Legend looked over, as more than an hour gradually passed throughout the conversation as Four grew restless and his breath grows heavier as the liquid gradually filled up down into his bladder more and more within the entire pass hour, his feet tapping on the ground every moment they pause as his breath hitches near silently with every moment they have to step over something as he slowly sweats and looks around behind at the forest they just left and head out into a open field, before jolting and letting out a breath of relief internally in luck how that didn't make him leak as Warriors taps them on the shoulder "What's got our little smithy so distracted?" "Just...just thinking about mn about things" The response only makes the Captain curious, responding with a smirk as he ruffles the hair on Four's head "Oooh? Care to tell us what's going on in that head of yours?" Maybe we should ask if we can turn back around in the the trees real quick to take a leak Ughhhh don't say that word It hasn't been that long though since we left camp...and the Captain or someone else maybe even would probably tease us if we asked to stop this soon I hate how you are right- But we need to, it's getting really distracting and it's getting really hard to stand normally and keep our legs apart at a normal width Want, not need, we can wait the field probably isn't that large Let's at least try to wait until someone else asks to stop, it would be awkward to ask now Uhm...guys I think we- are we-? Four slowly fidgets and tenses a little bit,covering his mouth with one hand as his legs tense up together as he notices a barely noticeable tent under his tunic, his face slowly reddening as he crosses his arms to keep them from gravitating to holding himself as Warriors continues to try to talk to him, not that he's noticing as colors flicker in his eyes Did we really get hard over this? Might just be hormones, or the pressure on our lower regions caused it We... are feeling kinda hot and bothered though aren't we, it might be more than that "Four? Four, Four, Four!" Four quickly snaps his head startledly towards Warriors, noticing how heavy his own breathing is right now as Four subconsciously pulls on the bottom of his tunic as Warriors simply raises a eyebrow "Huh-- what? Sorry I wasn't listening" "I can see that, Twilight asked you a question, rainbow eyes" "O..oh...what is it?" Twilight simply smiles a little bit, as if to say it's alright that it took them awhile to respond "What was that staff you used yesterday, the one that flipped that basket of fruit right-side up again in town" "Oh thats…. that is the cane of pacci-" "How did it do that?" "It...is just something I found when I was a kid, it was...mainly used to flip over pots which...doesn't sound like much but it came in handy quite a few times and-" Four quickly gets cut off from a shout, Wild looking over at everyone with a sword already drawn "Monsters ahead!!" Four quickly looks up startledly, tensing up in place as he slowly squeezes his arms with his hands before he shakes his head and reaches up for his sword as his hand shakes before moving to run up to catch up to the others that have already started fighting the monsters, huffing as if out of breath as he dashes and swings the four sword to hit a moblin only to gasp as the movement causes a spurt and a damp feeling in his underwear as he freezes up while a powerful wave of desperation crashes over him, giving the enemy a chance to strike back as he briefly hears a teammates cry of panic, managing to barely dodge with nothing more than a slice of a scratch over his leg as he swings his sword up to finish off the moblin as everyone finishes off the patch of monsters before rushing over to Four, who trembles in effort to hold in the overflowing amount of liquid in his small body, struggling to answer as blood trickles down his leg as Time puts a hand on Four's shoulder "Are you alright Four?" "You just freezed up there are you alright?" "Nn...ah I'm...f….fine, I'm fine" "You don't sound too fine" Sky gently moves to have Four sit down against a rock in the field that happens to be there, calling Hyrule over to help before Warriors lifts up Four's leg to inspect the wound as Four internally panics as his bladder spasms in his legs being spread apart in such a way, feeling urine leak from the slit of his manhood as wet blooming warmth spreads across crotch and bottom, slowly dampening his leggings as he suddenly grows grateful that they are black as he desperately tries to will his bladder to cut off the flow as he clamps down the lower regions muscles. Barely noticing the bleeding gash on his leg being healed as his legs tremble in his efforts, squeezing his legs together the second he feels his leg being put back down on the ground. "Are you overheating there smithy? Your face is kinda red...do you need any water?" Four barely resists the urge to start squirming then and there as he clutches the brim of his tunic tightly as his legs tremble and slowly squeeze against his slightly aching manhood lightly in a effort to keep himself from leaking more, looking up Sky who gives Four a rather concerned expression "I…I'm fine, a little...worn out, but fine please don't worry" "Alright if you say so…" Sky slowly offers Four a hand back up which Four slowly accepts and slowly stands up to which he quickly regrets while suppressing a groan as he feels the smallest of leaks escape as a warm trickle goes down the right side of his inner thigh. Glancing at the beads of liquid dripping off the blades of grass right where he was previously sitting nervously as he desperately stops anymore from leaking out as he feels Warriors hand go onto the middle of his back "Ready to go?" We are about to oh goddesses we are about to- whether we are ready or not- I don't think they mean that kind of go- Guys, I'm second guessing my previous statement I don't know how much longer we will be able to hold the rest of this, however much it is still in us anyways Four slowly looks ahead more panickingly, his body shaking with every step as he barely resists having his breath hitch when he feels Warriors lightly push on his back to help him move forward, looking down at his feet and tries to hyper focus on every single step as he clutches onto the bottom of his tunic tightly and keeps his legs close together with every step, feeling as though eyes are on him from all around as he feels his breath come out in hot puffs, the urine soaked into the crotch and bottom of his leggings slowly cooling against the air but not faltering in dampness as he shakingly and slowly brings his hand up to feel his bladder, gritting his teeth together tensely when he feels how round, solid, and full it still is as if some of what was in his bladder previously wasn't clinging to the fabric of his tights when a another wave of desperation hits him almost painfully as his mouth shuts in a fine line and he tries to freeze in place only for Warriors to frown behind him as they just barely push on Four's back to encourage him to keep moving "Four? Do you need to take a break?" Four hears the question from Warriors but doesn't know if he can answer, feeling like he will moan in the desperate urge to release the liquid in his body into a large puddle on the ground, hissing under his breath when he feels a small spot of warmth against the cold wetness at those betraying thoughts. wait no goddess no don't think about that that's bad to think about Wait are we being picked up- Four quickly snaps his eyes back open, when did they close- looking down panickingly when they see the ground much farther down than before as their legs are slowly spread and held onto by a pair of hands, gasping as feels his stomach get pressed against another person as his eyes slowly water as his full bladder presses against the person's solid back while he clutches on noticing a deep royal blue fabric- before he looks up frantically at the dramatically blond locks of hair in seeing that it is Warriors, before quickly burying his face into their scarf muffling a moan as he desperately holds on "You wouldn't answer so I took it upon myself to help you, just take it easy little guy" Take it easy? Take it easy? Now its even harder to hold-! I can feel our nether regions grinding against their tailbone oh goddesses do you think they can feel that we are hard, why are we hard again- I think that maybe we actually- Why are you worrying about that when we are moments away from peeing on mr pretty boy!? Please, please don't say that right now, can we speak and tell Wars to put us down- No, I don't think we can. I feel like if we try to talk now we will end up making it obvious with how we will sound- ah! Four quickly muffles a small groan against the scarf, his body squirming up slightly as he trembles in effort all over as a low hissing sound fills their ears and what little amount of their leggings has dried becomes wet with warmth as he gasps and holds on tightly to Warriors, who of which looks behind at Four confused as the back of Warrior's tunic starts to become faintly damp, though not enough for Warriors to notice as Four's body slowly trembles more in all his effort to stop the flow as he he tenses up his muscles in his body, a small faint whimper escaping from his mouth in the process, before his ears twitch as he picks up on Warriors voice, of which is sounding genuinely concerned. "Hey, Four? Do you need to be checked again? Do you have any other injuries? We are reaching another forest soon so we will be able rest soon if you need it" "That...sounds good, but...don't worry I'm I'm alright...nnnh" "...You sure don't sound like you are fine" Four chooses not to comment on that, glancing towards the forest that both looks so close yet so far away at the same time, his body tense as he squirms against Warriors back slowly and clings on tighter to them, moving to bury his face into the scarf again as he feels the pressure grow more heavy, his bladder feeling like an intense leaking weight in his body as he muffles several sounds into the scarf slowly as his breath becomes just a little bit heavier, time slowly passing before he feels himself shaked lightly on the shoulder by a hand from behind glancing back to see a head of pink hair in his vision, it being Legend of which of course slowly glancing down Warrior's back and at Four's leggings noticing the darkening dampness of the clothing as Legend's mouth goes into a fine line in alarm while clearly debating if he should say something and on how he should say it. "We have reached the forest now, thought I would let you know since your face seemed smothered there in the lump of blue" Legend seems to frown a little bit more at that, his eyes narrowing slightly as he glances at Warrior's before back at Four as he leans in to whisper into Four's ear quietly as he can. "And you might want to ask him to carry you deeper into the forest, just say that it needs to be in private, I will handle things here" Four slowly nods his head at that as his face reddens slowly in embarrassment before Legend walks ahead of them, before Four takes a shuddering breath and tugs on Warrior's scarf lightly to get their attention, his body slowly shaking more in both anticipation and desperation as he fights with himself internally on how he should say it. "Gotta...W...Wars- forest- n-need to...personal, take me…..please-" "Sure…?" At that point everything seems to muffle, sounds and sights alike as Warriors takes them deeper into the forest after informing everyone they will be right back. Seconds feeling like minutes, and minutes feeling like hours as Four gradually clutches on tighter and tighter at the thought of relief. Almost there, almost there, we will be able to let go any second now Hahhh It's like a mini lake is inside of us Actually...I think that would be worse but goddesses I'm sure it will look like it- Yeah I can almost feel it now- ...wait Four's body quickly tenses back up again as his face turns more red than before, noticing that he had started relax the muscles too soon but it being too late as the dam breaks and an alarmingly noticeable moan slips out of him mouth as warm urine gushes out of his tired bladder, pooling down his already mostly wet leggings and thoroughly soaking the back of Warrior's tunic and down into their own pants as well a little bit within seconds as Warrior's quickly looks back in utter surprise as their eyes go wide, quickly taking Four off of his back and setting them down, Four quickly leaning his back against a tree as he slumps and lets out another moan in relief, his eyes lidding in a daze as liquid almost starts to flood his boots before Warriors quickly pulls down Four's leggings and underwear for them, his dampened penis going right up upon being freed from his soaked clothing as urine finally pools from his urethra right onto the grass between him and Warriors who of which hold his shoulders to prevent them from falling over, being in a trance of relief as the puddle slowly grows, the ground being unable to soak it all into the dirt as fast as it comes out, sighing blissfully before Four's eyes snap back open wide as his entire face turns the most vibrant shade of red yet in realization as he slowly and hesitantly looks up at Warriors, who just stares down at Four's lower half as it slowly trickles to a stop as the last of it drips out, while he reaches to feel the wetness on his own back. "Holy Hylia, why didn't you say anything sooner?? Goddesses smithy- how much do you have in you? Didn't think your tiny body could poor this much out of it...shit we can't go back to the chain like this" "I uh…look- it was- I-" Warriors just sighs a little bit, slowly shaking his head before speaking again before Four tries to continue to explain themselves. "Well...I guess it happens, seen it before happen to soldiers on the battlefield after long days with with plenty of hydration, it can happen to anyone so-" Warriors slowly pauses a little bit as he looks to the side as if he noticed something before he suddenly picks up Four like a sack of potatoes with their face facing Warrior's back as their legs dangle from the front, who of which yelps in alarm having not even pulled up his leggings and underwear back up as they hang around his knees loosely as Warriors suddenly walks in another direction before he suddenly full on yeets Four straight into a lake that he had spotted in the forest with a splash, before jumping straight into the lake himself just as Four sputters out water while bringing his back up to the surface before reaching into the water to pull up his leggings as Warriors smirks in Four's direction. "There problem solved" "A little warning would have been nice!?" "Well I didn't get much more of a warning before you peed on me besides the moan you made I almost thought you were masterbating on me for a split second there, so I'd say we are even" Warriors just slowly smirk more as he says that, before moving up to Four and messing up their hair teasingly as he slowly grins and asks a question that makes the small hero squawk and blush crimson as they swat at the other while Warriors quickly starts laughing at the offended reaction "Actually do you moan like that when you ride on your significant other~?" "What the hell Wars-!?!" After several more rounds of laughter, they soon enough splash at each other in the lake as of which gradually turned it a bout of some sort of playfight of trying to dunk the other in the water, Four practically climbing onto Warriors at points to do so until they eventually climb out of Lake, dripping head to toe with water and looking like a couple of drenched rats as they head back to the rest of the chain, where everyone looks at them alarm, some concerned, others utterly amused or even laughing, Time himself looking over with an amused smirk of his own as Warrior's tries to wring out the water from his scarf "What happened to you two? Fall into a lake or something?" "Actually yes, quite literally, tripped over a rock and fell straight in" Laughter only fills throughout the entire group at that point before they all start moving again after taking a moment to calm down, occasionally teasing their two wet teammates all the way until they become dry again, Four smiling a little bit in seeing that it doesn't look like anyone besides Warrior's and Legend knows what had occurred as they finally walk quite normally with everyone else, feeling more light than ever as their shoulders slump until they glance at the ground and notice their shadow seemingly smirking with almost a gleam to their eyes from below the small hero. Well fuck.

This story is inspired by @PPP's Zelda Stories and is based off the "Missing in Action" side quest in Breath of the Wild. "C'mon you guys,just a bit more!" Sesami said as he pointed to the path ahead. The traveller strutted with a confident smile while his four friends followed him. His group consisted of Oliff,flaxel,Canolo and Palme. The group of travellers were currently making their way through the Koukot Plateau,located within the Gerudo Canyon. "I'm getting tired...."Canolo said as she stopped for a bit. "C'mon! We're almost there! The next Stable shouldn't be that far according to the map" The leader said. he pointed forward and started strutting at a faster pace. "H-Hey! Wait! Slow down,Sesami!" Palme finished chugging a bottle of Chilly Elixir. The rest of the group quickly followed suit. Canolo groaned and looked at her friend,Flaxel. "My legs are killing me. Adventuring is more exhausting than i thought it would be. i REALLY hope we don't have to walk much to reach the Gerudo Canyon Stable." "I hope so too...i'm also starting to get a bit tired" The group continued walking without much trouble. Flaxel however was lagging behind a bit and her walk was a bit stiff in comparison to her friends. She had a completely different reason for wanting to reach another stall soon: She really needed to go to the bathroom. As to be expected,the Gerudo Wastelands were incredibly hot and a lot of travellers have collapsed while making their way through the lands. A lot of Gerudo clothing were made so that one can withstand the weather in the desert. But Flaxel didn't have any gerudo clothes,so she and her group had to keep themselves hydrated by drinking Chilly Elixirs. The effect of the Elixirs only lasted a few minutes,so they had to drink a lot of bottles. Needless to say,it didn't take long very for her to start feeling pressured by her bladder. There weren't a lot of bushes around either. there were a lot of rocks and boulders,but there were usually monsters hiding behind those. And while Flaxel had some experience with swords,these monsters were pretty though and could easily overwhelm her. as such,Flaxel had no choice but to hold it until they could reach a stable. "Sesami! Slow down! there could be monsters up ahead!" Oliff yelled. "Ha! Those monsters shouldn't be a problem. i'm a master at Karate! They won't stand a chance!" Sesami said proudly. "Are we there yet? Canolo asked to sesami as she looked around. "We are,all we have to do is make our way throu-" "LOOK OUT!!!!" Palme yelled. The group looked up just in time to see a boulder coming their way. They quickly scattered and dodged the boulders. "Oh no! Why now of all times?!" Flaxel asked,her eyes focused on what was up ahead: A group of Blue and Black Lizalfos. The monsters pulled out their weapons and charged towards the group!" "Oh Hylia!" Palme yelled as he quickly looked for somewhere to hide. Flaxel groaned as she grabbed her sword and shield. One of the Lyzalfos leaped towards her,but Flaxel was able to block it's attack with her shield. The Lyzafos started swinging it's sword around and Flaxel successfully blocked each strike. But with each hit,she could feel a twinge in her bladder. She swung her sword and slashed the Lyzalfos away, She quickly took a few steps back and looked around. "Is everyone okay?!" Flaxel asked as she crossed her legs. "I'm fine!" "Managing...." "Wait,Where did Sesami go?!" Palme asked. The group looked around and sure enough,their leader was nowhere to be found. "Oh,don't tell me he abandoned us!" Canolo groaned. Suddenly,a Lyzalfos leaped towards her. Canolo shrieked and braced herself for the attack,but Flaxel blocked the strike just in time and pushed the Lyzalfos away. "There's more!" Oliff yelled as more monsters approached. the group quickly ran away and tried to look for places to avoid to monsters. Flaxel ran up to some wooden planks and stopped to see if the monsters were following her. She put her shield and sword on her backpack and kept running just in case. She felt another twinge in her bladder,causing her to jam both of her hands between her legs. "Damn it! Why did these monsters have to show up now?! I need to pee so badly!" Flaxel though as she continued running up the wooden planks. Eventually,she was hundreds of meters above the ground she was originally on before the monsters appeared. She hid behind a crate and waited for a while. She crossed her legs and looked around. The rest of the group didn't follow her up there. She groaned and looked down. She didn't know how far the stable was and with how full her bladder was,she was starting to worry that she wasn't going to make it. She decided that she had to relieve herself somewhere out here. She looked at the crate behind her and then looked around again. There was still nobody in sight and it's not like anyone below could see her taking care of business. She took of her backpack and placed it next to crate. She then grabbed the waist of her pants and pulled them down along with her panties. She slowly bent her knees until her butt has hovering a few inches above the ground. She looked around more time and once she was 100% sure there was nobody near,she relaxed.A small spurt came out of her,causing her to let out a moan. then another spurt came out followed by a powerful stream of urine. "Ahhh......Finally~" Flaxel said as she closed her eyes. Her stream created a puddle that slowly grew until a couple of drops slipped through one of the gaps on the wooden floor. Flaxel opened her eyes and looked at the puddle. "Ohh...i really hope nobody is standing down there..." She said to herself as she continued to empty her bladder. Her moment of peace was quickly interrupted when she heard a monstrous groan. "Huh?! Oh! No! No! No! No!" Flaxel said as she tried to finish her stream as quickly as possible. She heard the monster getting closer and closer. She panicked,there was no way she could fight like this. She braced herself for what was about to happen next. Until she heard the monster croaking in pain. She then heard the sound of a sword slashing the monster. Was someone else there? After a few more slash sounds,there was silence. no noise other than the sound of her pee stream,which itself was getting weaker until only a few drops came out. "Umm....hello?" Flaxel yelled. She then heard someone grunt. "Is anyone there?" She asked. She quickly heard an "Uh-huh" followed by a few footsteps. "W-Wait! Don't come any closer!" The footsteps stopped. "Umm...just wait for a few seconds." Flaxel said as she started digging into her backpack to for something to wipe with. She pulled out a few tissues she brought with her and took one. After wiping herself she pulled her pants back up,grabbed her backpack and stepped away from the crate. It is then that she saw the person who had taken care of those monsters. Another hylian wearing a blue tunic. he also had a shield and a sword with a hilt that looked just like the sword of legend. "Did you...take care of them?" The hylian nodded and smiled. "Thanks for the assist,pal. i was worried for a bit...Ugh..i'm going to be so sore tomorrow...." She said. What the fellow hylian said next angered Flaxel. Apparently,Sesami had already made it to the stable and sent the hylian to get him. "So Sesami was kicking his feet up at the Stable while me and my friends were over here getting attacked?! That spineless Cucco! I'm going to give him a piece of my mind when i get back! and a piece of my fist too!" Flaxel said as she ran off and made her way down the wooden planks. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Link scratched his head as he watched the girl run off with anger. He turned to the crate and pulled out his sword. Wanting to see what was inside the crate,he slashed the crate and broke it instantly. To his disappointment, the crate was completely empty. However,something else caught his attention; part of the floor behind the crate was wet. It was then that link realised why the girl wanted him to wait a little,she was relieving herself. Link look at the puddle again and sheathed his sword. He just shrugged and walked away from the wet floor. There aren't any toilets out here in the wild,so he could understand why she choose to pee there. And it's not like he could judge her for it,he also had to make a few stops every once in a while during his quest.

Holding on to Doubt: Remastered The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild fanfiction by MasterXploder (Note: This story has been updated from its original release. Nothing too fancy, just some more proofreading and revising the first scene to be more aligned with canon.) “I wonder what could be taking her so long?” The morning sun had just passed the top of the Lanayru mountain ranges, bringing rays of light onto the Zora River and the Inogo Bridge where Zelda stood. It was quite the breathtaking sight, the sun glistening off the tall blades of grass, helping keep Hyrule’s princess at ease while she waited. While they waited, she quietly reminded herself. She was never truly alone in her travels across the kingdom; indeed, a quick glance confirmed that Link, her appointed knight and prophesied savior of Hyrule, was at her side as always. “I mean, not that I’m the impatient type,” she continued, “but it’s not like Mipha to be unpunctual.” Zelda did not get a reply, nor she did expect one. Link was never much one for words, yet she felt something needed to be said lest things fall into silence. They were not awkward silences; she had grown to appreciate the quiet in their travels, like there was little that needed to be said; but right now, she certainly wouldn’t have minded the distraction. As they were on a tight schedule, Zelda and Link had been quick to get up and depart from the stable they had stayed at. A little too quickly for her, unfortunately, for she had neglected to visit an outhouse before leaving; a mistake she has only further regretted with time. Their current location was not helping, either. Princess Mipha was a Zora, meaning she would likely be swimming down the river to meet up with them. Zelda had to keep an eye out for her, but that meant staring at the gallons upon gallons of water flowing towards her and listening to its gentle flowing sounds, both constant reminders of something she would really like to take care of soon. “Um...” came a voice next to her. “Yes?” Zelda glanced at Link to find him looking at her in concern. It was at this moment she became aware of the tenseness in her face and the fidget in her leg, both of which she promptly corrected. “Ah, worried about Mipha, too?” she quickly followed up with. “I’m sure she’s fine, likely just making sure the trail is safe for us.” Zelda looked back at the river. “Though I do wish she would show soon. I’m starting to worry about her, myself.” As if on cue, something in the distance caught her eye. A blue ripple on the water’s surface was moving towards them, and quickly at that. She wondered for a moment if she should be worried, but that fell away once she could make out the red color of a certain Zora as it got closer. “Well, guess we don’t have to worry now,” she quipped. Right as she reached the bridge, the Zora shot straight up from the water and landed in front of the travelers in a stylish three-point landing. She then stood up straight to reveal herself as Princess Mipha, glistening with radiance from the sunlight reflecting the water coating her red scales. "Princess Zelda. Link. I am pleased to see you are both well." Mipha bowed with a hand to her chest. "Please forgive my lateness. We were dealing with some last-minute preparations for your arrival." Much as her bladder wanted her to say something, Zelda shook her head instead. They had business to attend to before she could deal with personal matters. “It's quite alright. Link and I were admiring the scenery while we waited. We're glad to see you're okay as well." Mipha stood back up and nodded. "I must admit, I am quite happy to see the two of you more frequently, even if only for serious matters." "It is a shame," agreed Zelda. "Once we have dealt with this Great Calamity business, we must get together with all the champions as friends, not just comrades in arms." Much as she wanted to think of that day, Zelda knew they had other matters to deal with. "Are you still having difficulty with piloting the Divine Beast?" To this, Mipha frowned. "We have no idea what could be the problem. I was moving it all around the reservoir one day, but then I could hardly get it to budge the next. I can't lie, I am starting to get a bit frustrated with it." “Hmm, that is a real conundrum. I’m not sure what the source of the problem could be, either.” Zelda lowered her head in thought. She could empathize well with Mipha's frustrations, even if her friend didn't know it. Lifting her head back up to reveal a look of resolve, she said, “We will have to visit Vah Ruta and examine it ourselves. I've read through Purah and Robbie's findings on the Beasts, so with the Goddess' luck, we'll figure it out in good time." "I know Father and the rest of the Zora will be grateful to hear this," Mipha said with a smile. "Perhaps if there is time, you can slow down and enjoy your time in the domain. I know Sidon would be happy to see his favorite Hylian again." She looked over to Link and added, "Just as I am." Link glanced away and rubbed the back of his head in response, his face gaining a hint of a blush. Zelda felt like giggling at the stoic knight being so bashful, but a pulse from below her stomach discouraged her from doing so. “Er, I’m sorry to break the conversation, but we should probably make our way towards the domain now,” she said. "Ah, of course." Mipha looked at the two of them in concern. "Forgive me for asking, but is it just the two of you making this trip? We were expecting to have to feed an entire entourage of soldiers back home." "Yes. I'm afraid this particular trip is not exactly what I told fa… er, His Majesty I would be leaving for, so it's just Link and I." "I see," said Mipha, "I'm only concerned for your safety. I scouted the trail ahead as best I could, but we can never be too safe in times like these." “I appreciate the concern, but Link has proven himself to be all the protection I need.” Zelda then held up the Shiekah Slate in her hand. “And it’s not like I’m entirely defenseless by myself. This device has gotten me out of some tough spots on its own.” Mipha's eyes widened. "Oh, that's the one that creates those bombs out of… what did you call them? Hard light?" She smiled and giggled a little. "In that case, I will be more concerned for whatever would try to get in your way." "With any luck, we won't be needing it today," said Zelda as she put it away. "Now then, let's be off. We better make a good pace to be there before sundown." "If only I could escort you there personally, but I need to return on the double as well. Muzu and my father will give me quite the lecture if my return is more than a second late. I will just have to pray for a safe journey to suffice. Until we meet again!” Mipha did one last graceful bow before jumping back into the river with flawless technique and swimming back upstream. If not for the splashes tantalizing her bladder right now, Zelda would have likely dwelled on the Zora’s masterful attunement with water. “Come now, Link, we should not keep the Zoras waiting long,” she said as she started walking the trail. Behind her, Link nodded and began following along. If memory serves me, it should only be a couple hours walk to Zora’s Domain, Zelda mused to herself. I have held out for longer before, especially with him right behind me. Surely, I can make it through this just fine. As it turned out, Zelda was not feeling very fine. Normally, the peaceful views of Hyrule’s nature would help her find some form of tranquility in tough times. Unfortunately, the sights along this trail were nothing but torture for the relief-craving princess. Everywhere she turned, there was either a flowing river, or small waterfalls crashing into the rocks, or standing puddles that she had no choice but to walk across, all of them amplifying the signals in her body to make a waterfall of her own. They were hardly halfway to the Domain, not even reaching Luto’s Crossing yet, and her confidence gave way to worry as the discomfort in her bladder grew worse. She was thankful that Link had decided to walk ahead of her, for it was getting too difficult to hide the stiffness in her stride. Yet despite her desperation, the solution of simply requesting a quick break was unthinkable to her, and the man in front of her was why. Though she no longer took out her frustrations on him, Zelda still could not help but feel a bit of envy whenever she looked at Link. He had taken to the legendary Master Sword like a Rito to the sky, becoming an expert with it in hardly any time at all. Meanwhile, for all of her efforts and the pressure from her father, the supposed power she possessed as a descendant of Hylia just would not come to her. What was Link doing to earn his ability that she wasn't? She had contemplated undergoing the same training regimen as him to see if that would work. Perhaps now was the best time to try it, and the first thing was holding out until they could come across a bathroom, like a proper princess and soldier. Her urine may have been begging her to let it out, but she would endure it if it meant unlocking the power that would seal away Calamity Ganon once more. “Oh!” If only the seal on her bladder could be just as strong. A painful wave hit Zelda out of the blue, making her halt in her tracks and grab herself. Even worse, she could feel a dribble of warmth in her undergarments, with the feeling of even more just waiting to slip past her defenses. Fortunately, her resolve proved stronger at the moment, and nothing more leaked out just then, but the sheer fact that this had happened filled her breathing with anxiety. Link clearing his throat three feet from her did not help, either. “Oh, L-Link!” Zelda took a step back and stood up straight as she finally remembered his presence. He had to have heard her earlier, she surmised, and now he was checking to see if she was fine. She was normally okay with this, but him knowing of her need for a potty break was too much. She quietly thanked the fact she was wearing dark trousers at the moment. “Y-you don’t need to worry about me,” she started, “I, er, was just… h-having some discomfort in my stomach!” Link tilted his head, the concern in his eyes not diminishing. “I think it’s just part of my breakfast not agreeing with me, that’s all.” Zelda smiled to try and better hide the actual discomfort she was feeling. “Let’s keep going. If it doesn’t get any better, I’m sure the Zoras will have something to help me with, alright?” A few agonizingly long seconds passed with Link still standing there and Zelda faking her smile until he finally nodded and turned back around. Once he had gotten far enough from her, Zelda dropped her grin and returned her hand to her groin as she walked behind him. This is bad, she thought. At this rate, I will never make it to Zora’s Domain in time! She looked all around for an answer that did not involve crouching behind some bushes, but nothing would come to her. Both the pressure of thinking on the spot and from her urge to pee acted as powerful mental blocks. All the while, her worry only grew worse. She shuddered at the thought of Link seeing her wetting herself, the sheer shame freezing her to the spot and haunting her for all time. Wait, freezing? Time? An idea popped into her head just then. A poor idea, likely one with little chance of success, but it was all she had. Zelda grabbed the Sheikah Slate attached to her hip and thumbed through its different runes until she brought up one called Stasis. She knew from testing that it had the ability to freeze an object in place for a little while, even living things like birds and bokoblins. It didn’t appear harmful so long as the creature in question wasn’t struck by anything, but she had to wonder just how precisely she could adjust its locking properties. Zelda fiddled with the Slate until she believed herself to have achieved the desired result. Now activated, she placed the slate directly onto her distended bladder. It was probably the most boneheaded thing she had done in a long time, but her higher thinking was impaired at the moment, and what was science without a bit of risk anyway? Throwing caution to the wind, Zelda pressed the button to activate the stasis, bracing herself for any number of things to go wrong. However, she did not expect to feel no change at all downstairs. Had it activated, she wondered? It had to have; she heard the noise of ethereal chains locking something in place, yet the pressure of so much urine in her was still present. No, wait, something was different. The discomfort remained, but it did not feel like it was trying to force its way out. She tested this by slightly relaxing the muscles in her urethra. Nothing came out, so she put her hands to her side and started walking normally. Not a single drop spilled, not even when she applied a bit of pressure to try and force a bit out. Zelda would have danced if she thought it wouldn’t get Link’s attention. It had worked! She didn’t know for how long or if there would be any side effects, but it was hard to be concerned at the moment. She now stood a chance of reaching Zora’s Domain and finding a suitable restroom, with Link never learning of her plight. Even better, a look at the map on the slate confirmed that Luto’s Crossing was just up ahead, and it wouldn’t be long from there to the Domain. They just had to take the narrow, winding trail with jagged cliffs towering above them. She almost couldn’t wait for the bridge to come into view now. Which made it all the more sudden when Link came to a stop and put his hand up for Zelda to do the same. “Er, is something wrong?” she asked. Link made no noise, but Zelda could see his hand tensing up into a fist and reaching towards his sword. Whatever it was, he was not taking it lightly. She immediately got quiet and started looking around for anything that wasn’t right. “Raaah!” It all happened so fast, Zelda nearly did not have time to process it. A lizalfos leapt down from one of the cliff walls towards Link, a spear clutched in its hands ready to skewer. Link, however, was already prepared for such a thing. In one fluid motion, he unsheathed the Master Sword and his shield, knocking away the tip of the spear while striking the monster in the chest, sending it falling to the side. Zelda gasped at the quick turn of events, but had no time to do anything else. Two more lizalfos jumped down from the walls to join their brethren as the first one got back to its feet. They shrieked and snarled, ready for a fight, but Link only lifted his weapons into a defensive stance in response. Meanwhile, Zelda knew the best thing she could do was stay out of harm’s way, so she ran behind a corner in the rock wall, making sure to look out for any other monsters behind them. Once she was safe, she looked back at Link, who was looking back at her. They exchanged a nod before Link returned his attention to the enemies before him. The lizalfos began their attack, leaping into battle with their weapons drawn, but Link was just as quick to respond. Despite being outnumbered, his training proved effective at dealing with the monsters as he weaved in and out of their range, dodging and blocking all their blows while landing a few hits of his own. Zelda had seen him face down several enemies and come out on top before, but it never failed to impress her. His dedication to his duty was something she could admire, even if it somehow produced better results than hers. Even now, Link was already close to defeating the pack, having already felled one monster. He parried another blow from the second, then leapt into the air and brought the Master Sword down onto its head, ending that one as well. Unfortunately, in his haste, it had left him wide open to attack. “Look out!” yelled Zelda, but it was too late. The third lizalfos leapt in with a powerful smack from its tail, sending Link tumbling towards the wall. His sword fell out of his grip and onto the ground nearby, but by the time he regained his senses, the monster was already closing in on him. Link needed rescue, and Zelda knew it. She immediately took out the Sheikah Slate and thumbed over to the stasis rune, ready to cast it but stopping her finger just short. The slate could only handle one rune, one target at a time, and it was still active on her bladder, possibly the only thing keeping its contents in check now. If she were to turn it off now, she had no idea what would happen next. Zelda shook these thoughts out of her head. Someone’s life was on the line; her bladder was the last thing she needed to worry about right now. Without hesitation, she deactivated the stasis and changed its target, aiming it right at the lizalfos. Just as it was about to bring its club down upon Link, a series of magic chains appeared and locked the monster in place, trapping it in a yellow glow. For a moment, Link sat there and blinked, looking unsure as to what had just happened. “He’s frozen! Get him now!” yelled Zelda. Wasting no time, Link rushed over and grabbed his blade. He then returned to the frozen monster and proceeded to deal a flurry of blows, the Master Sword effortlessly slicing against the flesh, finishing with a strong upward swing just as the stasis expired on the lizalfos. The momentum of so many strikes unloaded all at once, launching the monster through the air and off the cliff behind them. Its shrieking could be heard all the way to the bottom, never to harm another soul again. The danger had passed, and neither of them were seriously hurt. That alone should have been cause for Zelda to celebrate, not even considering that she helped out for once, but she could not think about that right now. While Link put his weapon away, all of her attention was forced onto the pain and pressure that returned to between her legs with a jolt. She had failed to take into account the subtle forces she imparted on her bladder just from walking building up the kinetic energy inside, and now that the stasis was gone, the overwhelming pressure hit hard. Zelda whimpered at the renewed warmth in her smallclothes. No matter how hard she tried, she could not completely halt the flow, and so the wet feeling only grew bigger. By the time Link walked up to her, she could feel a trail running down her leg. “L-Link,” she tried to speak to her worried-looking friend, her voice choked up. It was pointless, and she knew it. Nothing she could say or do would avert her fate, let alone without Link being able to see, hear, and smell every last drop. With deep reluctance, Zelda lowered her head and removed her hands from her groin. “P-please don’t watch,” was the last thing she said. The faintest hissing could be heard as Zelda felt urine soaking her undergarments and quickly making its way elsewhere. Trails ran down her legs both inside and outside her trousers, the dark colors no longer able to hide the accident. Even without that, the multiple drops and broken streams of gold-tinted liquid pouring from the crotch and piddling onto the ground below would remove all doubt from anyone as to what was happening. As disgraceful, disgusting, and demeaning as it felt to wet herself like a child, Zelda could not deny the pleasure that came with finally letting go of such a discomforting burden. She let out an open-mouthed moan and closed her eyes to take in the bliss working against the gross feelings on her legs and feet. The muscles in her legs grew weak in fatigue and pleasure, and she could no longer resist the urge to fall to her knees. Zelda slid down while her peeing continued, resting her bottom on her ankles. While this meant much less of it was going down her legs and into her boots, the uncomfortable warmth now spread to her rump. Multiple drops and tiny streams dribbled from the back of her pants, making the puddle beneath her grow quicker. It was here that she remained for the minute that her relief lasted, the puddle nearly reaching her knees. As her flow tapered off, the satisfaction of an empty bladder was no longer enough to keep the shame at bay. The Princess of Hyrule, and the one who would ultimately seal Ganon away, had peed her pants. What would her father - nay, the citizens that depended on her think of her if they knew? What did Link, the sole witness of her accident, think of her now? A lone tear ran down Zelda’s cheek while she stifled a sob. She wanted nothing more than to cry her eyes out and hope it was all just a bad dream, but she couldn’t. She was a princess, and she had to carry at least a modicum of grace and strength no matter what. With that in mind, Zelda slowly stood back up, wincing at the discomfort of her pants clinging to her legs and bottom. Now that her attention was focused elsewhere, she finally noticed that she was staring at the back of Link’s head. Seems like he had complied with her request after all. Always at her beck and call, that one. “Link,” said Zelda in a shaky voice, “You may look now.” Perking up, Link turned around, revealing a brighter shade of red on his cheeks than normal. He took no more than a quick glance below Zelda’s waist to see the damage for himself before going back to eye contact. Zelda had her hands in front of her groin, though that did little to hide the wetness, which left a shine on her pants in the sunlight. “I… I owe you an apology for my behavior,” said Zelda, unable to look Link in the eye. “You might have guessed by now, but I have not been entirely honest with you. The truth is, I knew I should have said something to you a while back, but I was a little… envious of you.” To this, Link raised an eyebrow. “Y-yes, you realized your potential with such ease, while I’ve yet to feel even a bit of the power I supposedly possess.” Zelda placed a hand on her chest. “So I thought if I tried to act as strong as you, then I would finally unlock my powers. I realize now that I was going about it the wrong way, and that maybe I wasn’t meant to be strong in the first place. Maybe I...” She looked down and to the side, unable to say the next few words, no matter how truthful they may be. Perhaps they didn’t need to be said; surely, Link could see it clear as day now. Could the goddess really have entrusted such a great power to someone still capable of wetting themselves? She was not able to dwell on this thought any longer. A warm hand gently rested itself on her upper arm, pulling her attention back to Link. He did not need words to convey his feelings to her, only the comfort of his smile and the compassion visible in his eyes. It was then Zelda remembered the bigger picture of their task. The pesky doubts that weighed down on her faded from her mind, not gone entirely but not as overbearing. For the first time since this morning, she found a genuine smile once more. “I’m being quite silly, aren’t I?” Zelda giggled. “We survived an attack by dangerous creatures, and here I am moping about ruining a pair of trousers. Really, I should be glad we’re both not hurt. We still have a chance to fulfill our destinies, after all.” Gently, Zelda reached up and took Link’s hand off her arm. As he withdrew his hand, she looked down to survey the damage to her leggings with a frown. “Hmm, I doubt it would be a good idea if I met with the Zoras like this. I suppose backtracking to a pond to clean myself up is in order.” She chuckled to herself. “It seems Mipha will not be the only one late for his duties today.” Link let out a chuckle himself and turned towards the trail they had just come from. “Oh, and Link?” asked Zelda. He turned around to see Zelda smiling at him. “You won’t speak of this to anyone, will you?” With a gasp, Link suddenly became aware of his surroundings again. He glanced around the trees and mountains that made up the Lanayru region to make sure he wasn’t being watched. All that he could see was the occasional bird and lizard going by, so he returned his attention to the spot on the ground in front of him. It was right here, he remembered; the exact spot where Zelda had her unfortunate mishap after that monster ambush. Time and nature had evaporated any trace of her accident long ago, but the memory was as fresh in his mind as if it had just happened. He had gotten used to having these flashbacks on his journey, but there was something about this particular memory that made it different from the others. He could almost reach out and wipe a tear off Zelda’s cheek right now, maybe even say a word or two to comfort her in her time of need. Of course, he knew she wasn’t there. Zelda was still awaiting him in Hyrule Castle, and so was Ganon and the rest of his destiny. Much as he would like to stay here and reminisce, Link had a job to finish. With his cheeks a little rosier than normal, Link put his Shiekah Slate back to his hip and walked off towards Zora’s Domain, letting the scene of her wetting fall into peace once more. Once Zelda was safe, he would have all the time in the world to share memories with her. Though this was one memory he would keep to himself. (A/N: Sooooo, I was going to post this around the day of Age of Calamity's release, but completely forgot to. Better late than never, I suppose. Are there any other stories of mine you would like to see get the remaster treatment? Let me know with a comment!)

Yep, I'm going back to Breath of the Wild. What can I say, it's good source material. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Day 7: Need to go while on a walk Zelda (Breath of the Wild) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was the simple things in life that one missed the most, Princess Zelda reflected. Now that she and Link had banished the great evil known as Calamity Ganon, there was time to indulge in those things. Things like a pleasant walk in Finra Woods, for example. Zelda smiled as the sun warmed her back and leaves crunched under her feet. “Isn’t this lovely?” she said. Beside her, Link simply nodded in agreement. He was a man of few words, but Zelda could tell by his expression that he was enjoying their stroll as well. Oh, this is nice, Zelda thought. To be able to take a walk without having to worry about being attacked by monsters. Nothing could ruin this. Well, except for rain, I suppose. Zelda grimaced as she felt a twinge in her bladder. Or that. Not wanting to interrupt anything, Zelda tried to hold it in for a while. However, as much as she tried to deny it, she could feel the urge to relieve herself getting stronger and stronger. It became clear to her that she would have to do her business in the woods. While she had been out in the wilderness before, she had never been forced to resort to it. How hard could it be though? The real problem was getting rid of Link. Zelda was sure he was chivalrous enough to give her privacy, but she didn’t want to embarrass them both by bringing up her need. What to do? Luckily for Zelda, a solution soon presented itself. She spotted a bright yellow flower in the middle of the path and leaned down to touch it, only for it to vanish in a puff of smoke. “There must be a Korok hiding nearby!” Zelda realized. “Link, do you want to try and track it down?” Link nodded. He had always had a fondness for these forest spirits and the seeds they possessed that she never quite understood. Zelda sighed in relief when Link took off after the Korok. With that out of the way, Zelda was free to tend to her bladder. Moving behind a large tree for some extra cover, she lowered herself into a squatting position and pulled down her pants and underwear. The pants were simple and practical, but she still wore panties made of fine cloth befitting royalty. It would be a crime to get them wet. Zelda closed her eyes and relaxed, and a gentle pee stream began to flow from her. Her delicate tinkle barely made a sound as it splashed the forest leaves. Ah, that’s better, Zelda thought with some satisfaction. It almost feels… peaceful, relieving myself out here. Zelda finished peeing, wiped herself off with a nearby leaf, and readjusted her clothes. Barely a moment later, Link reappeared with a triumphant look on his face. “Did you find the Korok?” Zelda asked. Link nodded and held up a golden Korok seed as proof. “Well done,” said Zelda. “Now, shall we continue?” Link smiled and nodded again. It was only as they were walking away that Zelda realized the puddle she had made was easily visible. Did Link see it? she thought, blushing. She tried to read her companion’s expression, but he gave no indication one way or the other. Oh well, Zelda rationalized, it isn’t the end of the world if he did. After all, everyone needs to relieve themselves. Despite herself, another thought popped into her head. I wonder if Link ever had to deal with needing to go while adventuring? If only she knew about that one time in Gerudo City… ------------------------ I'll let you in on a secret: this won't be my last trip to Hyrule.

The main character in this one is a minor one, but she was perfect for this prompt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 5: Drunk and desperate Deltan (Breath of the Wild) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the heart of Hyrule’s most barren desert, there lay the oasis of Gerudo Town. Exclusive to women (vai, in Gerudo tongue), the city was famed for many things: its beautiful jewelry, first-class shopping, and the strong and proud Gerudo warriors, to name a few. It was also known for the popular bar The Noble Canteen, where a Gerudo named Deltan currently sat, nursing her sorrows. “‘I don’t like girls twice my height,’” she groaned, slurring her words. “But I’m only eight feet tall!” She downed the rest of her drink and called over to Furosa, the bartender. “Hey! Bring me another!” “I think you’ve had quite enough, young lady,” Furosa replied. “N-nonshense!” Deltan protested. “I’ve only had… uh, I forget how many.” “Look, it’s getting dark,” Furosa said with a sigh. “I have to close up shop.” Reluctantly, Deltan got to her feet, tossed some coins onto the bar, and staggered out the door. “I’ll be buh-back tomorrow,” she proclaimed. “I don’t doubt that,” Furosa muttered, watching the drunken Gerudo leave. ----------------------------- In the outskirts of the city, a lone figure paced back and forth. It stopped briefly and adjusted the veil over its face. Link, the hero of Hyrule, had been in worse predicaments, but never one this odd. As if having to cross-dress to enter Gerudo City wasn’t enough, he was now faced with a new dilemma: how to relieve himself without blowing his cover. He had been searching for Korok seeds at sunset when he felt a sudden urge in his bladder. All the liquid-filled hydromelons he had consumed to keep cool were coming back to haunt him. Normally, Link would have just found an out-of-the-way shrub or tree. However, his need was so urgent this time that he doubted he would make it far from the city. And while he wasn’t technically inside the walls, the Gerudo guards were on duty all day and night. If one of them saw him peeing while standing, it would raise some questions at the very least. Another surge, stronger this time, hit him, and Link realized he had no choice. Looking around for anyone who might be watching, he ran up to one of the outer walls for some cover. He pulled down the front of his sirwal just enough to let his penis out and relaxed his bladder. A steady stream of urine flowed out, striking the wall and running down to the ground, where it was swallowed by the desert sand. Link sighed in relief. Then he heard footsteps approaching… ------------------------------- Deltan tried to make her way home, but it wasn’t easy. Everything seemed to be spinning, and it was really starting to get dark now. Walking near the edge of the city limits, she started to feel the other effects of all the alcohol she had consumed. Deltan experimentally put a hand on her midsection and was surprised at the size of the bulge she felt. “Oooh.. so full,” she mumbled. “Gotta… gotta.. pssshhh…” Deltan hissed out the onomatopoeia and felt a few drops of urine trickle down her legs, urged on by the sound. “Gotta… do it now!” Deltan moaned. As fast as she could, she staggered out a gateway to the city’s outer walls. Even though she was drunk, she still had the presence of mind to not want to be seen doing something like this. Deltan found a wall that looked isolated enough and dropped her pants to her ankles. It was only then that she noticed a tinkling noise coming from her right. She turned and saw something that she had missed in the darkness, something unusual: a Hylian dressed in Gerudo garb, standing and urinating against the wall. ------------------------------------ Link’s heart began to race as the Gerudo woman approached him and disrobed. He turned away and tried to finish his business quickly, but his stream was showing no signs of slowing down. “Hey!” Link began to panic. If the Gerudo recognized him as a man, he’d never be let back in the city. “Hey!” the Gerudo called again. “Yesh, you!” This is it, Link thought. I’m done for. “Hey! Lishen!” the Gerudo slurred. Link braced himself for the worst. “Hey, w-where’d you learn to pish like a Gerudo?” Huh? A look of confusion clouded Link’s face. What is she talking about? ----------------------------------------------------- Seeing the confusion on the Hylian vai’s face, Deltan decided that a demonstration was in order. “Yuh-you know, like this!” Deltan took two fingers and spread her labia like the wings of a Keese. She allowed her bladder to let go, and a thick stream gushed from between her legs at an almost horizontal angle. It easily put the Hylian’s trickle to shame, sending droplets flying as it showered the wall in a chaotic spray. Deltan took a few steps backwards to avoid the backsplash and admire the success of her efforts. All Gerudo warriors were taught to relieve themselves standing up; it was much more convenient than squatting. Still, Deltan doubted many could achieve the distance or power she was currently getting. She laughed as her veritable waterfall of pee continued to soak the stone. “Shee this, Hylian? This is how we Guh-Gerudo do it!” After an eternity, Deltan’s bladder was finally empty. She pulled her pants back up and noted with pride that the sand was barely absorbing any of her puddle. “Whadya think of that?” she asked, turning towards the smaller vai, who had finished peeing much earlier. The Hylian was bug-eyed. She stared unblinkingly at Deltan for a moment before dashing off, hands covering her groin. “Wha whuzzat all about?” Deltan wondered aloud. She shrugged. “Hylians, huh?” --------------------------------- Edit: I somehow mixed up the names of the two Gerudo. It's fixed now.